You know why young women take such good care of themselves under the age of thirty. It's to entice men into marriage while they are still attractive and youthful.

Women know that they have little chance of attracting and eventually marrying a man after the age of thirty. This is when they turn into heffers and start to look like their mothers. Cellulite and wrinkles slowly begin to creep in.

Men have it good. They become distinguished with age.

So ladies, try to find a man while you still have that figure, cause you'll eventually look like your mother.

Sage words of advice there.

i'm wearing a low cut top as we speak!

RAWWWRRR, i'm reeling 'em in!

Originally posted by oui henri
i'm wearing a low cut top as we speak!

RAWWWRRR, i'm reeling 'em in!

BUT WATCH OUT, THE DANGERS OF CELLULITE COULD STRIKE AT ANY MOMENT.

on a more philosophical level id like you all to not buy into this race thing. just stop. relax. marriage is a complete joke that fools, needy people, and unquestioning floaters embrace. commitment is one thing, marriage is another. whats with this race? it makes me feel sick, have you ever seen that movie songs from the second floor? well im always ranting about it and the key line in it is "beloved is the man who sits still". thats might not be exact but the message is there. there is no end, no matter how much you want. settling down is a myth, take your time and make it sweet

Originally posted by cap'n jazz


BUT WATCH OUT, THE DANGERS OF CELLULITE COULD STRIKE AT ANY MOMENT.

i think i'm in good hands.

my mom doesn't have any and i got her boobs.
so, her genes are on MY side

;)

Originally posted by oui henri


i think i'm in good hands.

my mom doesn't have any and i got her boobs.
so, her genes are on MY side

;)

my genes are on my mum's side too :think: yet i didn't get any boobs.

Originally posted by cap'n jazz


my genes are on my mum's side too :think: yet i didn't get any boobs.

NOMANb00bs4U

Originally posted by oui henri


NOMANb00bs4U

:( :( :( :(
no need to rub salt in the boobless wound.

Originally posted by sleeper
is "beloved is the man who sits still".

"sitting still was never enough."

my mom always gets mistaken for being my sister. I think I'm in pretty good shape.

I've already found a man and plan on aging with elegance. I win.

Originally posted by Vulva
You know why young women take such good care of themselves under the age of thirty. It's to entice men into marriage while they are still attractive and youthful.

Women know that they have little chance of attracting and eventually marrying a man after the age of thirty. This is when they turn into heffers and start to look like their mothers. Cellulite and wrinkles slowly begin to creep in.

Men have it good. They become distinguished with age.

So ladies, try to find a man while you still have that figure, cause you'll eventually look like your mother.

How can you read my mind?

Originally posted by Vulva
You know why young women take such good care of themselves under the age of thirty. It's to entice men into marriage while they are still attractive and youthful.

horrible + horribly true


But's it's our fault, not theirs, OUR violence

Originally posted by eyesbomb


horrible + horribly true


But's it's our fault, not theirs, OUR violence

Sex IS violent.

Originally posted by sleeper
on a more philosophical level id like you all to not buy into this race thing. just stop. relax. marriage is a complete joke that fools, needy people, and unquestioning floaters embrace. commitment is one thing, marriage is another. whats with this race? it makes me feel sick, have you ever seen that movie songs from the second floor? well im always ranting about it and the key line in it is "beloved is the man who sits still". thats might not be exact but the message is there. there is no end, no matter how much you want. settling down is a myth, take your time and make it sweet

<3


that is all.

Originally posted by Lie


Sex IS violent.

man is.


and the woman is slave to it

Originally posted by eyesbomb
man is.


and the woman is slave to it

:erm

Camera got them images?

Originally posted by eyesbomb


horrible + horribly true


But's it's our fault, not theirs, OUR violence


Yes

You guys give yourselves a lot of credit, you know.

Originally posted by Lie
You guys give yourselves a lot of credit, you know.

I think that Evil Italy is too busy looking at himself in the mirror to read that statement.