Eulogy
05-23-2003, 04:26 PM
So there's this senior at my school, and he was all set to graduate and stuff. Last week, they tell him he can't graduate because he is one credit hour short or something. Now why the hell couldn't they have let him know this after the first semester or something? Bleh.
And that friend of mine that got caught with weed in his locker? Well today he was presented with the 'Scholar Athlete' award for my class. What bothers me more is that it should have been mine, goddammit. Let's compare stats.
Me: #1 in class, 3 sports, 2 varsity letters.
Him: #18 in class, 3 sports, 2 varsity letters, caught with weed in his locker.
But I guess since everyone's biased towards the basketball team that sucks balls, he had a little advantage. Gah! Oh well.
On a less bitchy note, he's calling me this weekend. No, not the kid who didn't graduate or the scholar athlete. That other guy. You know the one. Mmhmm. We shall see...
And that friend of mine that got caught with weed in his locker? Well today he was presented with the 'Scholar Athlete' award for my class. What bothers me more is that it should have been mine, goddammit. Let's compare stats.
Me: #1 in class, 3 sports, 2 varsity letters.
Him: #18 in class, 3 sports, 2 varsity letters, caught with weed in his locker.
But I guess since everyone's biased towards the basketball team that sucks balls, he had a little advantage. Gah! Oh well.
On a less bitchy note, he's calling me this weekend. No, not the kid who didn't graduate or the scholar athlete. That other guy. You know the one. Mmhmm. We shall see...