View Full Version : Post here and I will compare you to food.


meow
05-18-2003, 10:09 PM
RIGHT ON GO!

Geek USA
05-18-2003, 10:09 PM
yes!

Toby
05-18-2003, 10:10 PM
Do it!

Eulogy
05-18-2003, 10:11 PM
Ok.

miss world
05-18-2003, 10:11 PM
yumtastic.

sppunk
05-18-2003, 10:12 PM
Splendid topic!

BlueStar
05-18-2003, 10:12 PM
alright

meow
05-18-2003, 10:14 PM
Originally posted by Geek USA
yes!

you are like a red potato. Not sweet, but irresistable. Its what you put on it that makes you good or bad.

meow
05-18-2003, 10:15 PM
Originally posted by Toby
Do it!


you are like an unripe banana. People pick you up in the grocery store, but they never want you right away. they want you to ripen before they consume you, but its always worth the wait.

meow
05-18-2003, 10:16 PM
Originally posted by Eulogy
Ok.

you are like cauliflower. It all depends on how you are cooked. If you are boiled, you get mushy, but when you are steamed you stay nice and crisp. You can be eaten raw too, which is a plus.

ammy
05-18-2003, 10:17 PM
this i gotta see...

Eulogy
05-18-2003, 10:18 PM
Originally posted by meow


you are like cauliflower.

!!

meow
05-18-2003, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by miss world
yumtastic.

you are like broccoflower. You can be really smart sometimes but post useless stuff others, and therefore you are a mixture of a really good vegetable and a really gross one. You always get caught in between teeth and never really go away. You are always on the shelf of the grocery store and since people dont know exactly what to do with you, people rarely buy it. but when they actually take time to invest in finding out what to do with you, they are sometimes surprised.

meow
05-18-2003, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by BlueStar
alright

you are like corn on the cob. you have really weird hairy stuff on the outside (referring to your twotone hair) but you are really yummy on the inside. Once people get to know you, you are irresistable!

Toby
05-18-2003, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by meow



you are like an unripe banana. People pick you up in the grocery store, but they never want you right away. they want you to ripen before they consume you, but its always worth the wait.
<3

meow
05-18-2003, 10:23 PM
Originally posted by sppunk
Splendid topic!

you are a granny smith apple. They are sour at first, but once you get used to it, its a genuinly good apple. crisp, refreshing. its a good thing, a very good thing

wangcomputers
05-18-2003, 10:24 PM
i'm too rude to be food.

meow
05-18-2003, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by Ammy
this i gotta see...

you are like a papaya. people either love you or hate you, and those who don't know you are really not too sure what to do with you. what the hell is up with all those pits on the inside?

meow
05-18-2003, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by wangcomputers
i'm too rude to be food.

You are like strawberries. Everyone loves you, and you are the first food they think of when they hear the words 'sensual' and 'romantic'. but dude, if you become a lawyer i will have to switch you to a walnut!

noir cat
05-18-2003, 10:38 PM
Mamey is one of my favorite fruits, but please compare me to what you will.

D.
05-18-2003, 10:52 PM
do you wanna live forever, baby?

Lie
05-18-2003, 10:54 PM
Give me something good.

meow
05-18-2003, 11:44 PM
Originally posted by undivinemartyr
Mamey is one of my favorite fruits, but please compare me to what you will.

wtf is mamey?

You are like the orange. on the outside your peel seems bitter and undesirable, but once one gets to know you from the inside, your personality has much depth, like the sections of an orange, most of which are sweet :)

meow
05-18-2003, 11:46 PM
Originally posted by David
do you wanna live forever, baby?

You are like Mr. Noodles. Its hard to say whether people like you or not because no one is exactly sure what you are made of.

meow
05-18-2003, 11:49 PM
Originally posted by Lie
Give me something good.

You are like a Mango. You appear to be interesting from the outside, and people are leery to purchase one just to see what its like. Once people 'take a bite' of you, they are impressed and never go back.

ONCE YOU GO MANGO, YOU NEVER GO BACK

ONCE YOU GO LIE, YOU NEVER GO BACk

you get my drift.

noir cat
05-19-2003, 12:13 AM
Originally posted by meow
wtf is mamey?HM. My bf's dad says it's mamey (they grow this fruit in their backyard!) but it might actually be this:
<img src="http://www.tropicalfruitnursery.com/New%20images/Mamee-Apple.jpg">

Common name: Mammee Apple
Botanical name: Mammea americana
Family: Guttiferaceae
Origin: West Indies
Normal FL size: 30' x 25' to 65' x 65'
Varieties: Redland
Season: Late Spring/Summer
Comments: Dark green, leathery, 10" waxy leaves. Inconspicuous 1 1/2" white & yellow flowers. Trees may have all male flowers, but the Redland variety has a perfect flower (male & female). Large brown, round to oval, scurfy fruit (similar to Mamey or Sapodilla in external skin texture). Sweet to slightly sub-acid, crispy flesh. Fruit softens when ripe. Eaten as fresh fruit, in drinks, compotes and jams. Flower to fruit in 11-13 months. Seed to fruit in 4 - 10 years. Grafted trees may fruit in 3 to 4 years.


So you notice that I'm bitter? :D

Geek USA
05-19-2003, 12:14 AM
Originally posted by David
do you wanna live forever, baby?


FUCK YEAH


i had to sorry.

mirrar
05-19-2003, 12:17 AM
meee

meow
05-19-2003, 12:21 AM
Originally posted by undivinemartyr
HM. My bf's dad says it's mamey (they grow this fruit in their backyard!) but it might actually be this:
<img src="http://www.tropicalfruitnursery.com/New%20images/Mamee-Apple.jpg">

Common name: Mammee Apple
Botanical name: Mammea americana
Family: Guttiferaceae
Origin: West Indies
Normal FL size: 30' x 25' to 65' x 65'
Varieties: Redland
Season: Late Spring/Summer
Comments: Dark green, leathery, 10" waxy leaves. Inconspicuous 1 1/2" white & yellow flowers. Trees may have all male flowers, but the Redland variety has a perfect flower (male & female). Large brown, round to oval, scurfy fruit (similar to Mamey or Sapodilla in external skin texture). Sweet to slightly sub-acid, crispy flesh. Fruit softens when ripe. Eaten as fresh fruit, in drinks, compotes and jams. Flower to fruit in 11-13 months. Seed to fruit in 4 - 10 years. Grafted trees may fruit in 3 to 4 years.


So you notice that I'm bitter? :D

d00d thats one weird lookin fruit / veggie whatever

BITTER FROM THE OUTSIDE, COMPLEX AND SWEET ON THE INSIDE!!!

meow
05-19-2003, 12:23 AM
Originally posted by Mirror_Untrue
meee


you are like penguin meat

haha just kidding

i'd say you are a watermelon. a little seedy at times, but overall good tasting... and since there isn't really too much to watermelon (its all water, right?) what you see is what you get. and thats how i think of you. you don't hold too much back.

Helena Handbasket
05-19-2003, 12:26 AM
I'm really excited for this one!

noir cat
05-19-2003, 12:28 AM
Originally posted by meow
BITTER FROM THE OUTSIDE, COMPLEX AND SWEET ON THE INSIDE!!! SO I SEE YOU HAVE SAMPLED MY VAGINA BEFORE. :rofl:

meow
05-19-2003, 12:31 AM
Originally posted by Helena Handbasket
I'm really excited for this one!

POMEGRANITE

sorry i cant spell

When i met you i thought you were pretty seedy and we never got along, but when i got to know you, i realized that you were really nice, sweet on the inside and now that i know you i know not to eat the bitter parts, just the fruity parts around the seeds!

meow
05-19-2003, 12:32 AM
Originally posted by undivinemartyr
SO I SEE YOU HAVE SAMPLED MY VAGINA BEFORE. :rofl: dude that ruled!!

noir cat
05-19-2003, 12:34 AM
<3 meow.

Random Female
05-19-2003, 12:36 AM
You're a plum. some of them suck and are bland and boring, but a few (like santa rosas) are absolute heaven. i haven't bitten into you yet to find out, but i think you're a good one. just in case YOU wanted to know what I thought YOu were.

Random Female
05-19-2003, 12:38 AM
p.s. why is everyone in this thread a fruit? whachoo tryin to say?!

p.s. helena handbasket is a caneloni, imho.

meow
05-19-2003, 12:39 AM
Originally posted by Random Female
i haven't bitten into you yet to find out, but i think you're a good oneare you saying... you want a piece of me?!



You are an apricot. You can be eaten many ways and in many different dishes, and you can even be dried and your name doesnt change (ie grape -> raisin, plum -> prune). You dont post much but when you do, they are good posts. Like an apricot may be small, but once you eat it, its worth it even if you only get a couple bites.

meow
05-19-2003, 12:40 AM
Originally posted by Random Female
p.s. why is everyone in this thread a fruit? whachoo tryin to say?!

p.s. helena handbasket is a caneloni, imho.

there are some vegetables. I like fruit and i am familier with it!

no one is offended by fruit!

Random Female
05-19-2003, 12:41 AM
Originally posted by meow
are you saying... you want a piece of me?!



You are an apricot. You can be eaten many ways and in many different dishes, and you can even be dried and your name doesnt change (ie grape -> raisin, plum -> prune). You dont post much but when you do, they are good posts. Like an apricot may be small, but once you eat it, its worth it even if you only get a couple bites. *wipes tear*
thanks, man. that was a day-lifter.

Squashing Pineapples
05-19-2003, 12:42 AM
mine should be easy

meow
05-19-2003, 12:42 AM
SINCE AFFECT HATES ME IM GOING TO POST ONE FOR HIM BECAUSE IVE BEEN SAVING THIS FRUIT FOR HIM

AFFECT IS A LEMON
when you think of lemons you think sour and one would be psycho to eat it.. but once you bite in, you cant get enough. Lemons are versitile and can be used in many dishes, just like affect's personality is versitile can be many different things to many different people.

Helena Handbasket
05-19-2003, 12:42 AM
Originally posted by Random Female


p.s. helena handbasket is a caneloni, imho.

What'd you call me?!

meow
05-19-2003, 12:44 AM
Originally posted by Squashing Pineapples
mine should be easy
you are leg of lamb
actually ive never had leg of lamb


you are a kiwi. when you buy them and you dont buy them ripe, you have to wait a really long time for them to ripen to be good enough to eat.

netphoria is still waiting for you to ripen!

El Savior
05-19-2003, 09:57 AM
great.

cap'n jazz
05-19-2003, 10:02 AM
i await your culinary verdict!

jczeroman
05-19-2003, 10:06 AM
GO!

spfreak
05-19-2003, 10:38 AM
i love these threads

smashingjj
05-19-2003, 10:50 AM
I'm curious.

crescentfresh
05-19-2003, 10:50 AM
hello!

Nimrod's Son
05-19-2003, 01:45 PM
What the hell