View Full Version : my mom interrogated me about smoking "dope!"
peabody 05-08-2003, 07:26 AM so i have 4 nice scented candles(big ones!) from bath and body works. and i put all the matches that i use to light them into this bottle cap so it won't get on my table, and put the bottle cap <i>in between</i> all of the candles.
so i come home yesterday and she tells me to sit down, and she wants to talk to me. she says, "what is this?" and pulls out the bottle cap with the matches. <b>"are you smoking dope in your room?"</b>
"uh, no, i have candles. did you not see them?"
"i saw no candles in your room."
"uhm...hmm...wow."
*awkward silence*
and then i left.
what a weirdo.
peabody 05-08-2003, 07:27 AM i felt like i was trapped in a 1950's public service announcement!
toyschoketoys 05-08-2003, 07:33 AM You should of told her to wisen up , as if you would be smoking bifftas in your bedroom if you knew she would throw an eppy.
jenniferkate 05-08-2003, 07:47 AM http://www.sky.org/kuvat/harvest.jpg
its the rock and roll thats doing it. :noway:
dishpan 05-08-2003, 07:54 AM haha
hey alex, if you dont mind my asking, whatever happened with that situation with your parents and your school that you asked us all for advice on, with the fights and everything?
dan
ava transformer 05-08-2003, 09:11 AM watch refeer madness with her, that'll calm her down!!!:D
Ihaman 05-08-2003, 11:56 AM it's white americas poison!!!
dont fall trap to the mexican ways!
Nimrod's Son 05-08-2003, 12:44 PM Your mom and ******'s mom should switch questions.
jukeboxphuckup 05-08-2003, 01:02 PM Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Your mom and ******'s mom should switch questions.
blackfaerie 05-08-2003, 01:20 PM Originally posted by ava transformer
watch refeer madness with her, that'll calm her down!!!:D
i have this movie on DVD
DeadSwan 05-08-2003, 01:23 PM Originally posted by ava transformer
watch refeer madness with her, that'll calm her down!!!:D
i found this film to be majorly disappointing.
Nimrod's Son 05-08-2003, 01:48 PM Originally posted by DeadSwan
i found this film to be majorly disappointing.
Are you kidding? That is the best unintentional comedy ever. "Slow down! You're going to kill someone!" (cut to shot of spedometer going 35 MPH).
YeehaJamesIha 05-08-2003, 02:13 PM You're mom's dumb, she should know that trying to smoke weed with matches is too a task too cumbersome for any pothead.
Debaser 05-08-2003, 02:53 PM you use scented candles from bath and body works? thats so gay!
cap'n jazz 05-08-2003, 02:58 PM Originally posted by thestreetsarehot2night
You should of told her to wisen up , as if you would be smoking bifftas in your bedroom if you knew she would throw an eppy.
:rofl:
bonsor 05-08-2003, 02:59 PM Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Your mom and ******'s mom should switch questions. wow. totally.
toyschoketoys 05-08-2003, 05:44 PM Originally posted by cap'n jazz
:rofl:
And what Callum , might be so amusing about my post ?, I won the girl fight by the way as you left :p
Junebug 05-08-2003, 05:55 PM so she hasn't brought it up again or anything?
Originally posted by peabody
"i saw no candles in your room."
it amazes me how parents can do these things. I still haven't figured it out yet, but when I do, I'm going to feel really cool.
SuckSuckStyle 05-08-2003, 10:55 PM my parents are so clueless. Not that I ever do it in my room, but goddamn. I lurk into the kitchen wearing a hoodie and sunglasses and slip out with a package of cookies, pizza and ice cream and they think that's normal?
bonsor 05-08-2003, 11:03 PM Originally posted by SuckSuckStyle
my parents are so clueless. Not that I ever do it in my room, but goddamn. I lurk into the kitchen wearing a hoodie and sunglasses and slip out with a package of cookies, pizza and ice cream and they think that's normal? i thought u stopd.
SuckSuckStyle 05-08-2003, 11:06 PM you need to come to california
bonsor 05-08-2003, 11:10 PM Originally posted by SuckSuckStyle
you need to come to california i do.
soon, babe. very soon.
and i thought you stopped smoking the wacky tabacky, but that must be impossible since evidently, you guys have the best weed after colombia.
cap'n jazz 05-09-2003, 10:47 AM Originally posted by thestreetsarehot2night
And what Callum , might be so amusing about my post ?, I won the girl fight by the way as you left :p
you lil bitch. :mad:
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