View Full Version : Mr. Rhinoceros i wish you a happy birthday


MonteLDS
04-25-2003, 08:16 PM
get your post on you post whore ;)

Irrelevant
04-25-2003, 10:22 PM
Originally posted by MonteLDS
whore

sickbadthing
04-25-2003, 10:32 PM
Originally posted by MonteLDS
the only way i'll ever get laid is if i fuck a whore ;)

dusty
04-25-2003, 10:36 PM
:love:

Mr. Rhinoceros
04-26-2003, 08:28 PM
<font color=#007AAA face="courier new">I expected a much larger thread.</font>

meow
04-26-2003, 08:32 PM
Happy birthday!

again, this thread would be cooler if it wasn't started by monte.

why is monte on top of all the birthdays?

Ann Ominous
04-26-2003, 08:39 PM
Originally posted by meow
this thread would be cooler if it wasn't started by monte.

MonteLSD
04-26-2003, 08:39 PM
Originally posted by meow
Happy birthday!

again, this thread would be cooler if it wasn't started by monte.

why is monte on top of all the birthdays?

the acid flashbacks remind me of people's birthdays!

Julian, Porn CONNOISSEUR
04-26-2003, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by meow


why is monte on top of all the birthdays?

MAYBE HE JUST LIKES TO REMEMBER BIRTHDAYS. I REMEMBER ONCE THAT I FOGOT MY FRIENDS BIRTHDAY WELL IT WASNRNT REALLY MY FRIEND BUT I BOUGHT ICECREAM FROM THIS GIRL AT 31 FLAVORS ALOT AND I ASKED FOR HER PHONE NUMBER AND SHE SAID THAT SHE DIDN'T HAVE A PHONE BECAUSE IT WAS SHUT OFF BECAUSE OF NONPAYMENT TO ATANDT SO ANYWAY IT WAS GOING TO BE HER BIRTHDAY SOON AND I KNEW THAT BECAURSE HER BOYFRIEND BROUGHT HER A ROSE THAT HE BOUTGH AT 7-11. THEN I HAD TO GET HER SOMETHING SO I TIPPED HER FOR GIVING ME EXTRA SPRINKLSE AND PART OF A SNICKERS ON MY ICECREAM CONE. THEN NEXT YEAR I FORGOT BUT IT WAS OKAY BECAUSE BY THAT TIME SHE QUIT.

MonteLSD
04-26-2003, 08:43 PM
Originally posted by Julian, Porn CONNOISSEUR


MAYBE HE JUST LIKES TO REMEMBER BIRTHDAYS. I REMEMBER ONCE THAT I FOGOT MY FRIENDS BIRTHDAY WELL IT WASNRNT REALLY MY FRIEND BUT I BOUGHT ICECREAM FROM THIS GIRL AT 31 FLAVORS ALOT AND I ASKED FOR HER PHONE NUMBER AND SHE SAID THAT SHE DIDN'T HAVE A PHONE BECAUSE IT WAS SHUT OFF BECAUSE OF NONPAYMENT TO ATANDT SO ANYWAY IT WAS GOING TO BE HER BIRTHDAY SOON AND I KNEW THAT BECAURSE HER BOYFRIEND BROUGHT HER A ROSE THAT HE BOUTGH AT 7-11. THEN I HAD TO GET HER SOMETHING SO I TIPPED HER FOR GIVING ME EXTRA SPRINKLSE AND PART OF A SNICKERS ON MY ICECREAM CONE. THEN NEXT YEAR I FORGOT BUT IT WAS OKAY BECAUSE BY THAT TIME SHE QUIT.

stop tipping my girlfriend, asshat!