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KrazeeStacee
04-15-2003, 01:01 PM
Go ahead kids, you know you want to. Only I'm not drunk like Affect was, but I will answer anything.

Ketchup
04-15-2003, 01:06 PM
wanna cyber? teehee.

KrazeeStacee
04-15-2003, 01:07 PM
Originally posted by Ketchup
wanna cyber? teehee.

do0d, asl?

Ketchup
04-15-2003, 01:09 PM
72/hermaphrodite/MI

slugger
04-15-2003, 01:17 PM
If i showed up at your place tonight drunk off my ass with a beer in one hand and a porn tape of "Busty Leggy Lesbos" in the other and was like "Come on to my motel room we can drink beer and watch this movie"... what would your reaction be?

KrazeeStacee
04-15-2003, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by slugger
If i showed up at your place tonight drunk off my ass with a beer in one hand and a porn tape of "Busty Leggy Lesbos" in the other and was like "Come on to my motel room we can drink beer and watch this movie"... what would your reaction be?

I've always wondered why this smiley was here but now I know:

:unhappy:

then it would be followed with one of these:

:erm

then one of these:

: pushesnickdownthestairs :

slugger
04-15-2003, 01:22 PM
one more question....


after we watched a porno do you think i'd make cocktails?

Crippler
04-15-2003, 01:24 PM
<font color="aquamarine">When did you get into ICP?</font>

KrazeeStacee
04-15-2003, 01:26 PM
Originally posted by Crippler
<font color="aquamarine">When did you get into ICP?</font>

About 4 years ago.

Affect
04-15-2003, 01:28 PM
Copycat!

This one has really been eating me. Why did you take naked pictures of yourself, when you had a boyfriend that you loved?

KrazeeStacee
04-15-2003, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by slugger
one more question....


after we watched a porno do you think i'd make cocktails?

=\

Ketchup
04-15-2003, 01:30 PM
so lonely... why does noone love me?

Affect
04-15-2003, 01:31 PM
Originally posted by Ketchup
so lonely... why does noone love me? Because you slap people with your dick and the mic.

KrazeeStacee
04-15-2003, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by Affect
Copycat!

This one has really been eating me. Why did you take naked pictures of yourself, when you had a boyfriend that you loved?

Some girls have this thing called "low self-esteem". At certain points in their life, a person who is very dear to them can make them feel like shit and lower their self-esteem. Sometimes girls are stupid and think meaningless compliments from strangers will help boost their self-esteem and to prove some kind of a point to their boyfriends, to show them that they need to start doing thier job. Yes, its a fucked up way of thinking but people mature.

silent1
04-15-2003, 01:34 PM
slugger representin. rlp. \m/

Affect
04-15-2003, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin


Some girls have this thing called "low self-esteem". At certain points in their life, a person who is very dear to them can make them feel like shit and lower their self-esteem. Sometimes girls are stupid and think meaningless compliments from strangers will help boost their self-esteem and to prove some kind of a point to their boyfriends, to show them that they need to start doing thier job. Yes, its a fucked up way of thinking but people mature. Understandable.

KrazeeStacee
04-15-2003, 01:39 PM
Originally posted by Affect
Understandable.

wow.

KrazeeStacee
04-15-2003, 01:39 PM
Originally posted by silent1
slugger representin. rlp. \m/

thats "kool aid"

slugger
04-15-2003, 01:44 PM
ok...

Am i kool-aid because....

i'm always in the mix?

i got alot of flavor?

i ship packets of powder?

or because it sounds like my last name and i'm nerdy for thinkin' that other shit up?

KrazeeStacee
04-15-2003, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by slugger

or because it sounds like my last name and i'm nerdy for thinkin' that other shit up?

:rofl: how did I never make this correllation (i have no idea how to spell that right now) before?! baaahhahaha

KrazeeStacee
04-15-2003, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by Affect
Because you slap people with your dick and the mic.

Hey, I think I'm the one who's answering questions here, boy.:mrpimp:

Salena Child
04-15-2003, 01:53 PM
where is jesus?

slugger
04-15-2003, 01:53 PM
which song should i play next...

Dirty lil girl or old school pervert?

slugger
04-15-2003, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by Salena Child
where is jesus?

i know this is krazee's thread and all but...

JESUS IS IN MY FUCKING TRUNK

KrazeeStacee
04-15-2003, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by slugger
which song should i play next...

Dirty lil girl or old school pervert?

old school pervert DEFINATELY. I can't find my cd, I'm mad. I haven't heard that in forever. :( <3Jamie =O

KrazeeStacee
04-15-2003, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by Salena Child
where is jesus?

Jesus is in our heads.

wangcomputers
04-15-2003, 02:01 PM
who is your daddy and what does he do?

slugger
04-15-2003, 02:02 PM
Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin


Jesus is in our heads.

no i'm in your head and jesus is in my trunk next to the 24 pack of labbats and a shovel.

KrazeeStacee
04-15-2003, 02:03 PM
Originally posted by wangcomputers
who is your daddy and what does he do?

He is a bad, bad man.


HE'S A [recovering] ALCOHOLIC WHO WORKS AT ONE OF THE BIGGEST LIQUOR CHAINS IN THE COUNTRY!!!!

slugger
04-15-2003, 02:04 PM
Can a man live without a soul?

If hell came to earth what would be the difference from life now?

if i die would i go to heaven or hell?

KrazeeStacee
04-15-2003, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by slugger


no i'm in your head

Only when you're dry humping your bed.

slugger
04-15-2003, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin


Only when you're dry humping your bed.

does that mean you think of me when i'm dry humping my bed? im in your head when i hump my bed? that's cool and when you htink about it do you get wet?

KrazeeStacee
04-15-2003, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by slugger
Can a man live without a soul?

If hell came to earth what would be the difference from life now?

if i die would i go to heaven or hell?

If you have no soul, you have no life.

My idea of what hell would be like if there were a hell, I believe that if hell came to Earth, the difference would be: you cannot make your own choices.

I don't believe in a heaven or hell.

KrazeeStacee
04-15-2003, 02:10 PM
Originally posted by slugger


does that mean you think of me when i'm dry humping my bed? im in your head when i hump my bed? that's cool and when you htink about it do you get wet?

I meant in your dreams, dipshit.

Salena Child
04-15-2003, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by slugger


if i die would i go to heaven or hell?

Salvation Test (http://www.barley.fields.btinternet.co.uk/)

slugger
04-15-2003, 02:14 PM
so i'm in your head when i dream and i dry hump my bed because of it?

girl you must be good as hell in that fantasy land then. that's the bomb cuz i don't think i can get you pregnant like that either and i ain't even gotta wear a rubber or pull out or nuthin.

so i fall asleep and get inside your head and somehow get erect and hump my bed, but that just makes me really that much more curious as to what's going on in that kinky ass brain that makes me so damn horny.

silent1
04-15-2003, 02:15 PM
aha! SO HE'S slugginchugginkoolaid eh? how come you never post on dx28 fucker?

slugger
04-15-2003, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by Salena Child


Salvation Test (http://www.barley.fields.btinternet.co.uk/)


Your Score Was: 111

You are what church-goers would call a "hard-core" sinner. You have regularly done bad things, even some very bad things. You have no chance of going to heaven.

slugger
04-15-2003, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by silent1
aha! SO HE'S slugginchugginkoolaid eh? how come you never post on dx28 fucker?


cuz there's only like uhmmm... three people who do.

silent1
04-15-2003, 02:18 PM
exactly man. we need to recruit some new fuckin members.

slugger
04-15-2003, 02:20 PM
if they get popular and dumbasses come and post ill come and make fun of them... :)

silent1
04-15-2003, 02:21 PM
you post on acidrap.com?

slugger
04-15-2003, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by silent1
you post on acidrap.com?

nope

does it have any people on it?

slugger
04-15-2003, 02:24 PM
ASK KRAZEE... hmmm...

WHY THE FUCK DID U JUST SIGN OFF?

silent1
04-15-2003, 02:25 PM
plenty. way more than dx28. check it out.

KrazeeStacee
04-15-2003, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by slugger
so i'm in your head when i dream and i dry hump my bed because of it?

girl you must be good as hell in that fantasy land then. that's the bomb cuz i don't think i can get you pregnant like that either and i ain't even gotta wear a rubber or pull out or nuthin.

so i fall asleep and get inside your head and somehow get erect and hump my bed, but that just makes me really that much more curious as to what's going on in that kinky ass brain that makes me so damn horny.

My boss is in so I'm not opening a bunch of windows, but this is where I would post the pic of the speeding train.

slugger
04-15-2003, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin


My boss is in so I'm not opening a bunch of windows, but this is where I would post the pic of the speeding train.

uhmm... is that you signed off of AIM too?

KrazeeStacee
04-15-2003, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by slugger
ASK KRAZEE... hmmm...

WHY THE FUCK DID U JUST SIGN OFF?

BECAUSE THE BOSS IS IN AND PEOPLE IM ME WITH RETARDED STUFF *ahem*

slugger
04-15-2003, 02:29 PM
Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin


BECAUSE THE BOSS IS IN AND PEOPLE IM ME WITH RETARDED STUFF *ahem*

speaking of that.. i was going to say..

the tummy pain is prolly germs and stuffs. I bet if you drink some bleach or guzzle a disinfectant or something it'd go away.

Nimrod's Son
04-15-2003, 08:58 PM
I have a question. Are you surprised that not once did I step in and mock you in this thread?

strange_one
04-15-2003, 11:49 PM
<font color=33FFFF> can we please see more pussy pictures in the future. kthx bye!</font>

Why Am I So Ugly?
04-16-2003, 04:05 AM
ruppie doopie?

smashingjj
04-16-2003, 06:28 AM
What if the sun refused to shine?
What if the clouds refused to rain?
What if the wind refused to blow?
What if the seas refused to wave?
What if the world refused to turn?
What if the stars would hesitate?

KrazeeStacee
04-16-2003, 12:07 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
I have a question. Are you surprised that not once did I step in and mock you in this thread?

Actually, I really didn't notice that your presence was lacking! Now that you mention it, sure.

KrazeeStacee
04-16-2003, 12:08 PM
Originally posted by strange_one
<font color=33FFFF> can we please see more pussy pictures in the future. kthx bye!</font>

No, I have self-esteem and confidence now, sorry =\

KrazeeStacee
04-16-2003, 12:09 PM
Originally posted by smashingjj
What if the sun refused to shine?
What if the clouds refused to rain?
What if the wind refused to blow?
What if the seas refused to wave?
What if the world refused to turn?
What if the stars would hesitate?

:cry:

Affect
04-16-2003, 12:13 PM
Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin


No, I have sel-esteem and confidence now, sorry =\ No you don't.

Crippler
04-16-2003, 12:21 PM
Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin


No, I have sel-esteem and confidence now, sorry =\

<font color="aquamarine">*half of Netphoria goes "D'OH!"*</font>

slugger
04-16-2003, 12:26 PM
Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin


No, I have sel-esteem and confidence now, sorry =\


you do realize that you are going to get bombarded with insults until you feel bad enough to show us some skin right? shouldn't have said that u know guys wanna see pussy.

KrazeeStacee
04-16-2003, 12:30 PM
Originally posted by Affect
No you don't.

Try again.

KrazeeStacee
04-16-2003, 12:33 PM
Originally posted by slugger



you do realize that you are going to get bombarded with insults until you feel bad enough to show us some skin right? shouldn't have said that u know guys wanna see pussy.

Self-esteem comes from within, dear =D

I don't need a guy to tell me I'm pretty or I'm ugly, and you don't need someone like that to have sex with you for confidence. =O

KrazeeStacee
04-16-2003, 12:42 PM
Originally posted by sid grey
I have a quest. Where can i find these naked pics?:o

Nowhere

slugger
04-16-2003, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin


Nowhere

pfffttttt...

right click and save... you really think they are 'nowhere'?

KrazeeStacee
04-16-2003, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by slugger


pfffttttt...

right click and save... you really think they are 'nowhere'?

Why did this thread suddenly get really quiet.

I don't like this.

:(

So....ask me, um stuff....guys....hello?

DAMMIT :mad:

slugger
04-16-2003, 01:05 PM
Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin


Why did this thread suddenly get really quiet.

I don't like this.

:(

So....ask me, um stuff....guys....hello?

DAMMIT :mad:

everyone is wacking off to your pictures they have saved on their hard drive.

Urban_Ideation
04-16-2003, 01:18 PM
Krazee ~ What should I do this weekend? give me some ideas...

smashingjj
04-16-2003, 01:32 PM
Originally posted by Urban_Ideation
Krazee ~ What should I do this weekend? give me some ideas... your avatar seems to have some great ideas...

Urban_Ideation
04-16-2003, 01:33 PM
Originally posted by smashingjj
your avatar seems to have some great ideas...

that's definitely on the agenda

KrazeeStacee
04-16-2003, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by Urban_Ideation
Krazee ~ What should I do this weekend? give me some ideas...

Take a girl you like to the lake (if its a nice day outside and you live by the lake) and tell her how much you care about her and how beautiful she is.

Get all your friends together and just go, nowhere in particular, walking or in a car, just go and act a fool and have fun.

Get some champagne and sit outside at night and relax.

Go to Denny's, they're open 24 hours and have some good breakfasts, and they're cheap.

Go out and take some pictures.

Take your best friend to a coffee bar to talk and just relax, see how well you two really know eachother.

Urban_Ideation
04-16-2003, 01:49 PM
Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin


Take a girl you like to the lake (if its a nice day outside and you live by the lake) and tell her how much you care about her and how beautiful she is.

Get all your friends together and just go, nowhere in particular, walking or in a car, just go and act a fool and have fun.

Get some champagne and sit outside at night and relax.

Go to Denny's, they're open 24 hours and have some good breakfasts, and they're cheap.

Go out and take some pictures.

Take your best friend to a coffee bar to talk and just relax, see how well you two really know eachother.

wow...those are all excellent ideas.

However, the first one is not going to be considered. That would actually mean I would have to talk to a girl that I liked...and that usually doesn't happen. But all the others are excellent. Thanks!

KrazeeStacee
04-16-2003, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by Urban_Ideation


wow...those are all excellent ideas.

However, the first one is not going to be considered. That would actually mean I would have to talk to a girl that I liked...and that usually doesn't happen. But all the others are excellent. Thanks!

You're welcome, and maybe this should be the weekend that you actually get some spontanaety and talk to a girl!! :D

Urban_Ideation
04-16-2003, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin


You're welcome, and maybe this should be the weekend that you actually get some spontanaety and talk to a girl!! :D

I tell myself that every weekend. I'm just too shy.

KrazeeStacee
04-16-2003, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by Urban_Ideation


I tell myself that every weekend. I'm just too shy.


Stop telling yourself and start doing it!

Urban_Ideation
04-16-2003, 02:31 PM
Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin



Stop telling yourself and start doing it!

Um...okay. I'm going to a show saturday night. I could just see if someone would like to go with me...that wouldn't seem so bad would it? It's not too forward or anything is it?

silent1
04-16-2003, 02:31 PM
yeah, don't be such a pussy. let me guess, you're fat right? it's cool. chicks dig fat guys too.

KrazeeStacee
04-16-2003, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by silent1
yeah, don't be such a pussy. let me guess, you're fat right? it's cool. chicks dig fat guys too.

:rofl:


but its true, we do ;)

Urban_Ideation
04-16-2003, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by silent1
yeah, don't be such a pussy. let me guess, you're fat right? it's cool. chicks dig fat guys too.

I'm enormous..

silent1
04-16-2003, 02:43 PM
see? told ya. :rockon: haha that smiley rocks

Nimrod's Son
04-16-2003, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin


Actually, I really didn't notice that your presence was lacking! Now that you mention it, sure.

That's because I don't slam you when you're being pleasant and a normal human being, only when I feel you're being otherwise.

:D

Nimrod's Son
04-16-2003, 03:58 PM
Originally posted by Urban_Ideation


I'm enormous..

this may sound mocking, but it is meant in a serious vein. Go for a walk or a bikeride this weekend. "Chicks may dig heavy guys" but it couldn't hurt to shed a few, for health reasons alone.