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meow
03-26-2003, 05:04 PM
PUTING or PUTTING?

is it "I am putting my dildo into her vagina"
or
is it "I am puting my dildo into her vagina"

?

sawdust restaurants
03-26-2003, 05:08 PM
Putting. Two t's.

However, "put" also has that connotation of lightly placing something down. And if a guy's doing that to a pussy, he's no man at all, and the girl will soon depart for someone who whould rather be "ramming" it in there.

Edit: Oh, it's a dildo, not a cock. Never mind.

meow
03-26-2003, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by sawdust restaurants
Putting. Two t's.

However, "put" also has that connotation of lightly placing something down. And if a guy's doing that to a pussy, he's no man at all, and the girl will soon depart for someone who whould rather be "ramming" it in there.

Edit: Oh, it's a dildo, not a cock. Never mind.

so its the same as in golf?

I will be putting as soon as i get this ball onto the green???

meow
03-26-2003, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by sawdust restaurants


Edit: Oh, it's a dildo, not a cock. Never mind.

thats okay, i initially wrote penis so that didnt even cross my mind!

rubber
03-26-2003, 05:14 PM
What about: "I am putting the golfball into her vagina."
I guess it depends whether you are placing it there by hand or using a golf putter from a distance!


c

meow
03-26-2003, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by rubber
What about: "I am putting the golfball into her vagina."
I guess it depends whether you are placing it there by hand or using a golf putter from a distance!


c

thats just mass confusion.

Random Female
03-26-2003, 06:26 PM
If you want the "uh" sound of you, you need the two Ts. If you don't double the Ts, "puting" would be pronounced "peeyooting."

Nimrod's Son
03-26-2003, 06:54 PM
"puting" really isnt a word.. although sometimes 'puting is used as slang for computing. But I think that's just gay.

Random Female
03-26-2003, 06:58 PM
true that, nimrod. It was just an example.

Here are a couple rules for the ING ending.

if there are two vowels together, such as eat, you don't add the extra "t". Eating, not eatting.

If you DO want that long vowel sound, you only use one t..or whatever letter it happens to be. skiing, reading, but again it falls under the two vowels next to each other rule. yeah.

Nimrod's Son
03-26-2003, 08:26 PM
For someone who is "Fucking Clueless" you know your shit.

:rofl:

meow
03-26-2003, 11:55 PM
Originally posted by Random Female
"peeyooting."


:rofl: I <3 You.

Random Female
03-27-2003, 12:29 AM
Originally posted by meow



:rofl: I <3 You. Hehe :love:


anyway.. i come from a long line of english majors (not that youd' know it from my 'phoria posts) and i'm an english tutor. i know my shit, baby.

meow
03-27-2003, 12:31 AM
Originally posted by Random Female
Hehe :love:


anyway.. i come from a long line of english majors (not that youd' know it from my 'phoria posts) and i'm an english tutor. i know my shit, baby.

but putting still seems odd to me :( i will never get over it. Ill just write PEEYOOTING and at least you will know what i mean <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

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