I tried making this recipe: https://foodnessgracious.com/buffalo-white-bean-chili-vegetarian-sausage/

but I strayed from it when I found out my country doesn't have such ingredients as 'buffalo sauce' or 'vegetarian chorizo'. I then decided to add a lot of shit to make up for the buffalo sauce (soya sauce, sweet chili sauce, lemon) and now it's sort of eh, soup.

thanks, Obama

Are you an American?

Or an Americunt?

veggies are for commies

meat is murder

I learned that googling "substitute for ________" usually yields helpful results when trying to follow foreign recipes.

replace the blank space with the mystery ingredient

i googled "substitute for mystery ingredient" and was not helped.

thanks a lot, obama!

The mystery ingredient is love and there is no substitute for it!!

I learned that googling "substitute for ________" usually yields helpful results when trying to follow foreign recipes.

i used to until i got sent here a lot so i just saved it to our bookmarks under recipe 'resources'

http://www.foodsubs.com/

veggies are for commies

that's very sweet of you to share your veggies with communists

vegetarian chorizo isn't a real thing and already a sub for chorizo. how do you sub a sub? ol' 3rd string chorizo.

chorizo, Mexican Shopping hints: This is fresh pork mixed with lots of spices. Don't confuse Mexican chorizo, which needs to be cooked, with Spanish chorizo, which is dry-cured. To make your own: See the Homemade Chorizo recipe posted on RecipeSource.com. Substitutes: Italian hot sausage OR mild Italian sausage OR spicy breakfast sausage OR Spanish chorizo

next time you can try the vegetarian version shaped and colored to look like any of the above sausages

that's very sweet of you to share your veggies with communists

This made me lol out loud until I saw who posted it.