View Full Version : I HAVE TOUCHED JørgenS boobs and butts but no sex yet!!


smashingjj
11-04-2017, 06:53 AM
I THINK IT WILL ONE DAY COME TRUE!!!

FlamingGlobes
11-04-2017, 01:34 PM
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FoolofaTook
11-04-2017, 01:38 PM
Basic Info

Race

Nord

Gender

Male

Level

10

Class

Lumberjack

Faction

Morthal

Rank

Peasant

Essential

No

Ref ID

0001AA60

Base ID

000138B6

The world's going mad, and our Jarl doesn't care. She's only in it for herself.Jorgen, on Idgrod Ravencrone

Jorgen is a Nord and owner of a mill in Morthal.

Background

Not much is known about Jorgen's past, except that he has descended from one of the elite members of the Keepers of the Razor, that fought to rid Skyrim of Daedra worshippers after the Oblivion Crisis,and kept the fragments of Mehrunes' Razor apart, Jorgen's line in particular holding onto the hilt.

He lives with his wife Lami and he seems to be quite arrogant, telling the Dragonborn to leave him alone, and that he does not like Jarl Idgrod Ravencrone's and her leadership.

Quests

Pieces of the Past

Jorgen is one of the keepers of a part of Mehrunes' Razor,more specifically, the hilt. He can be convinced to give the hilt by purchasing it, brawling,persuasion (High difficulty) or breaking into his house.

Laid to Rest

Jorgen, along with his wife, Lami, are some of the "strong citizens" sent by the Jarl to accompany the player character to Movarth's Lair,though are just as quick to abandon the mission when faced with the vampire threat.

Conversations

No need for wizards

Jorgen "What's the Jarl going to do about it?" Thonnir "How are we supposed to feel safe in our own homes?" Aslfur "Please, enough already! I have told Jarl Igrod of your concerns. She'll look after you all. Please, go back to your business." Jorgen "We have no need for wizards in our midst!" Thonnir "Morthal has enough problems as it is!" Jorgen "Bah, its no use. Let's get back to it then."

Cowards!

Lami "Um...this place looks dangerous." Jorgen "And it looks creepy, too." Benor "And its full of vampires?" Thonnir "Cowards! We must kill the vampires! We have to make them pay!" Lurbuk "Of course. But why not let him/her go in first?"

Trivia

The Dragonborn can cut firewood for Jorgen for 5 gold a piece.

FoolofaTook
11-04-2017, 01:49 PM
: my mother, my anus, mayfuck, his mother, reverting and cunt amoebes; the story of my life as a fisherman's wife on mars. now in stores. if you get it before may 30, you'll receive a free coupon to hand it in and get

FoolofaTook
11-04-2017, 01:51 PM
and to think they made this man a mod... tsk tsk

C33
11-04-2017, 02:25 PM
https://i.imgur.com/VgKj3SM.jpg

smashingjj
11-04-2017, 02:25 PM
and to think they made this man a mod... tsk tsk

what are you talking about toolofafuck I am the best netphorian, mod, and person on the world to ever exist!

that is an understatement, I am in fact the saviour of the joeriverse

FoolofaTook
11-04-2017, 02:49 PM
TOOLOFAFUCK


I LIKE IT

Cool As Ice Cream
11-04-2017, 02:50 PM
zuilen op een dak
builen op een zak
muilen op een tak
ruilen om een bak

smashingjj
11-04-2017, 02:51 PM
https://i.imgur.com/VgKj3SM.jpg

so much <3

Cool As Ice Cream
11-04-2017, 02:54 PM
aw

smashingjj
11-04-2017, 02:55 PM
zuilen op een dak
builen op een zak
muilen op een tak
ruilen om een bak

lies!

FoolofaTook
11-04-2017, 02:56 PM
zuilen op een dak
builen op een zak
muilen op een tak
ruilen om een bak

Dude are you like klingon or something bruh?

smashingjj
11-04-2017, 02:59 PM
there are two netphorians in this thread that I met twice!

(hint: it's not foolofatook or flaminghomos!)

FoolofaTook
11-04-2017, 03:03 PM
Did you ban ram(27)?

smashingjj
11-04-2017, 03:07 PM
sure did!

smashingjj
11-04-2017, 03:08 PM
after I killed him!

C33
11-04-2017, 03:12 PM
beffen

FoolofaTook
11-04-2017, 03:17 PM
:cry:

smashingjj
11-04-2017, 03:19 PM
beffen

beffen island

slunken
11-04-2017, 03:27 PM
i broke my dick texting

smashingjj
11-04-2017, 03:31 PM
use your fingers

smashingjj
11-04-2017, 03:31 PM
pro tip

smashingjj
11-04-2017, 03:31 PM
my thumb smells unbelievably well

smashingjj
11-04-2017, 03:32 PM
inexplicably, I'd say

smashingjj
11-04-2017, 03:32 PM
it has not been inside my anus

in fact it hasn't been in any anus lately

smashingjj
11-04-2017, 03:32 PM
anyone have a spare anus for my thumb?

smashingjj
11-04-2017, 03:33 PM
this smell is..........koriander?

slunken
11-04-2017, 04:31 PM
cumin?

smashingjj
11-04-2017, 04:46 PM
almost!

smashingjj
11-04-2017, 05:00 PM
:cry:

when I am king, you will be first against the wall

smashingjj
11-04-2017, 05:04 PM
when I am Disco King,

wHATcOLOR
11-04-2017, 06:30 PM
i bleive in you

one day it will come true

you just gotta blieve

FlamingGlobes
11-04-2017, 06:30 PM
there are two netphorians in this thread that I met twice!

(hint: it's not foolofatook or flaminghomos!)

It's true; we've met on at least four occasions. Then there's all those times I snuck into his apartment when he wasn't home to gawk at his girlfriend's CD collection.

FoolofaTook
11-04-2017, 07:47 PM
I would of snuck in to kidnap Gijs or Jigs or whatever that hirsute grimalkin's appellation is.

FoolofaTook
11-04-2017, 07:47 PM
I would cuddle that furr ball to death yo.

FoolofaTook
11-04-2017, 07:49 PM
when I am king, you will be first against the wall

I always thought it was 'fast against the wall'.

fucking brits need to learn to talk Uhmercan.