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yo soy el mejor
10-08-2017, 11:36 PM
at the State Fair of Texas. Howdy howdy howdy!

I also got my hand-writing analyzed and had a Big Red Margarita and a Strawberry Chill. I also sat in some cool cars and pressed buttons. I also saw chainsaw carvings and had lots of "shitty fun (inside joke. you wouldn't understand)." I also saw a turtle and fireworks and a parade that included a shriner band and cowboys on stilts.

Good times at the fair.

cork_soaker
10-08-2017, 11:37 PM
funwithaduck?

yo soy el mejor
10-08-2017, 11:39 PM
Then I came to my interim home and did calculus homework. I'm tired as shit. Before the fair I went out to eat with my mommy and daddy and best-friend.

We went to Breadwinners and I got THE DELUXE: BRIOCHE BUN, CRISPY PORK BELLY, CARAMELIZED ONION, AVOCADO, SRIRACHA MAYO, AVOCADOS, SUNNY SIDE UP EGG WITH FRESH FRUIT 13.99

I couldn't eat anything else for a very long time.

yo soy el mejor
10-08-2017, 11:39 PM
funwithaduck?

u can say that again!

yo soy el mejor
10-08-2017, 11:42 PM
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/35/61/69/35616922c7ab86b846c8f8436305c1e7--southern-living-dallas.jpg

there's the mallard surrounded by swans. my friend and i were a bit far back in line when an attendant asked who wanted to ride the duck and i raised my hand and we got to cut to the front and ride that duck.

teh b0lly!!1
10-09-2017, 12:07 AM
parody thread: i rocked a dude today

Ram27
10-09-2017, 01:34 AM
caramelized onions are the best

Ram27
10-09-2017, 01:35 AM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-VQue8vp6f70/VJg7eBF8fYI/AAAAAAAAcyE/yNxDWj4Ptqo/s1600/someday.png

LaBelle
10-09-2017, 08:24 AM
I rode a duck today
to see if I still feel.

yo soy el mejor
10-09-2017, 02:33 PM
steve carrell is adorable

Elphenor
10-09-2017, 02:42 PM
ducks>>>>

yo soy el mejor
10-09-2017, 02:57 PM
It is estimated that there are currently around 10 million mallard ducks of breeding age in North America.

Elphenor
10-09-2017, 02:58 PM
sounds like a party

yo soy el mejor
10-09-2017, 03:00 PM
really?

Elphenor
10-09-2017, 03:10 PM
I would be happy if ducks replaced all animals

FlamingGlobes
10-09-2017, 03:37 PM
^ someone who clearly knows little about ducks.

FlamingGlobes
10-09-2017, 03:38 PM
Here, let me help:

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/_1v_EcjeIkg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

FlamingGlobes
10-09-2017, 03:39 PM
Hot take: all geese are assholes.

Elphenor
10-09-2017, 05:50 PM
my gf does say ducks are the greediest

Id be interested in taking care of an injured duck

But not one that can fly because that's just cruel

FlamingGlobes
10-10-2017, 07:06 PM
I rode a dick today





































































































































is a parody thread I am both surprised and disappointed to find doesn't exist. What happened to my Netphoria?!

reprise85
10-10-2017, 11:17 PM
we all thought of it right away and decided not to make the easy parody thread, i'm assuming

in fact i'm assuming yosoy posted it knowing that such a parody thread was likely or would at least cross all of our filthy minds

yo soy el mejor
10-11-2017, 07:48 AM
i didn't so take your assumptions elsewhere!

FoolofaTook
10-11-2017, 08:56 AM
I told you guys about the two gay ducks and how aftterwards the bottom duck was victoriously flapping about and swaggering like he had achieved his ultimate purpose in life, right?

It was an eye-opener, folks.

FoolofaTook
10-11-2017, 08:59 AM
Then I saw this female duck gang raped by three males. I tried to intervene but she was more scared of me than them and wouldn't leave them tho before I showed up she was desperately trying to get away.

I cut quite a dignified figure chasing ducks around the park. Ppl were like :erm:

yo soy el mejor
10-11-2017, 09:07 AM
we all thought of it right away and decided not to make the easy parody thread, i'm assuming

in fact i'm assuming yosoy posted it knowing that such a parody thread was likely or would at least cross all of our filthy minds

if i had ridden the swan i would have named the thread i rode a swan today and then what would your assumption have been!

yo soy el mejor
10-11-2017, 09:26 AM
remember when everyone made fun of bill for ride a black swan? and then the black swan rode him.

yo soy el mejor
10-11-2017, 09:26 AM
billy, i mean.

FoolofaTook
10-11-2017, 09:34 AM
I really was chasing ducks. Why do you doubt this? Too foolish behavior for the likes of me?

yo soy el mejor
10-11-2017, 09:45 AM
:rolleyes:

reprise85
10-11-2017, 10:35 AM
if i had ridden the swan i would have named the thread i rode a swan today and then what would your assumption have been!

probably that you rode a swan i guess

reprise85
10-11-2017, 10:36 AM
Then I saw this female duck gang raped by three males. I tried to intervene but she was more scared of me than them and wouldn't leave them tho before I showed up she was desperately trying to get away.

I cut quite a dignified figure chasing ducks around the park. Ppl were like :erm:

a while ago i saw one duck raping another one in a checkers parking lot. of course this is just how they procreate and you can't assign labels like 'rape' realistically, but i digress. it's pretty unsettling.

FoolofaTook
10-11-2017, 10:56 AM
Yeah I called it rape because I am a human (for real) and look at things from a human perspective.

Someday when ducks become civilised I will be exonerated, nay extolled!

FoolofaTook
10-11-2017, 10:57 AM
Damn I think that comma should of gone after nay.

East Rocket
10-23-2017, 01:25 AM
I wonder what deep fried food won this year?

FlamingGlobes
10-23-2017, 12:55 PM
Anyone ever had deep fried duck?

redbreegull
10-23-2017, 02:31 PM
Damn I think that comma should of [sic] gone after nay.

IMO the best way to do it would be two commas like, "I will be exonerated, nay, extolled!" You could also leave it the way it is and it is clear, but changing it to, "I will be exonerated nay, extolled!" would be weird.

yo soy el mejor
10-23-2017, 02:39 PM
I wonder what deep fried food won this year?

I think they decide on the end based on popularity, feedback, and whatnot.

Here is the list of new stuff being served:

Beer Battered Beef Jerky
Fried Redneck Wedding Cake Balls
Cajun Fried Deviled Eggs
Fried Sloppy Joe Flautas with ‘Not Cho’ Fries
Crawfish Lollipop
Fried Texas Dirt
Deep Fried Bacon Wrapped Mozzarella with Jalapeno Ranch
Fried Texas Sheet Cake
Deep Fried Breakfast Cupcake
Funnel Cake Bacon Queso Burger
Deep Fried Chicken Noodle Soup on a Stick
Gulf Coast Fish Bowl
Deep Fried Fruit Loops
Oreo Beer
Deep Fried Reuben
Pinot Noir Popcorn
Deep Fried Root Beer Float with Dragon’s Breath
Ramen Grasshopper Cookie
Dreamy Drunken Sopapilla Cheesecake Bar
Southern Fried Chicken Monte Cristo
Fat Smooth
Surfin-Turfin-Tator Boat
Fried Arroz Con Pollo
Texas Fajita Fries
Fried Cheesecake Stuffed Apple Sundae
Texas Fried Cowboy Fritters
Fried El Paso
The Tamale Donut
Fried Mango Loco
Tipsy Topsy Catfish on a Stick

yo soy el mejor
10-23-2017, 02:40 PM
I was told to stay away from the oreo beer. Then i kept seeing full cups of it tossed in the trash.

yo soy el mejor
10-23-2017, 02:41 PM
Really ticked I missed out on the tator-tot boat, Deep Fried Bacon Wrapped Mozzarella with Jalapeno Ranch, and Southern Fried Chicken Monte Cristo.

reprise85
10-23-2017, 05:19 PM
IMO the best way to do it would be two commas like, "I will be exonerated, nay, extolled!" You could also leave it the way it is and it is clear, but changing it to, "I will be exonerated nay, extolled!" would be weird.

I will be exonerated; nay, extolled!

two independent clauses (well "nay, extolled" assumes the "I will be" from the first sentence) that are closely related with a conjunction in between them

East Rocket
10-24-2017, 12:50 AM
Deep Fried Fruit Loops and the tator-tot boat sound intriguing. However with my gluten sensitivity I would've been heading to el baņo pretty quickly.

redbreegull
10-24-2017, 01:10 AM
I will be exonerated; nay, extolled!

two independent clauses (well "nay, extolled" assumes the "I will be" from the first sentence) that are closely related with a conjunction in between them

you must spread rep

FoolofaTook
10-24-2017, 12:34 PM
Nice one, reprise.

FoolofaTook
10-24-2017, 12:35 PM
Semi-colons >>> Commas

reprise85
10-25-2017, 12:43 AM
semi-colons are the best punctuation but only if you use them perfectly

yo soy el mejor
10-25-2017, 11:09 AM
semi-colons are the best punctuation but only if you use them perfectly

word. some people just go comma and/or sentence-fragment-crazy, y0.

redbreegull
10-25-2017, 02:38 PM
some people think you can put a parenthesis inside a parenthesis

yo soy el mejor
10-25-2017, 04:59 PM
you can; bradbury did it. MLA is for writing papers and citing sources. have you tried volunteering?

deadaswarhol
11-01-2017, 01:59 PM
i think of htat duck video everytime i hear The Beatles - Tell Me Why

redbreegull
11-01-2017, 03:30 PM
you can; bradbury did it. MLA is for writing papers and citing sources. have you tried volunteering?

then bradbury is as wrong as you are. it is incorrect across the spectrum of mainstream academic style guides. you personally are free to decide it's correct for you because language is fluid and as long as you are communicating in a way that can be understood by the audience, there are no "rules." However, as far as convention and authorities of linguistic standardization go, you absolutely cannot put a parenthesis inside a parenthesis and be grammatically correct.

slunken
11-01-2017, 05:41 PM
Bradbury had editors

yo soy el mejor
11-02-2017, 10:23 AM
i think of htat duck video everytime i hear The Beatles - Tell Me Why

<3

so happy to hear this. i put a lot of time into that video. never 4get.