View Full Version : my sphincter has been under huge amounts of pressure lately.


smashingjj
08-11-2017, 02:56 PM
just saying: go easy. Hjälp mig!

smashingjj
08-11-2017, 02:57 PM
let's find a new spot, shall we?

smashingjj
08-11-2017, 02:59 PM
similar threads: TRUMP

smashingjj
08-11-2017, 03:01 PM
who missed sh sh shayne?

smashingjj
08-11-2017, 03:22 PM
what's ur myspace?

redbreegull
08-11-2017, 03:31 PM
I just had a terrible fart downstairs in the workshop and quickly exited, then came back in through the top door. My coworkers had come down in the meantime and they were all like omg it smells like straight garbage in here gross does the trash have to go out?

redbreegull
08-11-2017, 03:31 PM
I was just like lol

ohnoitsbonnie
08-11-2017, 03:34 PM
I just had a terrible fart downstairs in the workshop and quickly exited, then came back in through the top door. My coworkers had come down in the meantime and they were all like omg it smells like straight garbage in here gross does the trash have to go out?

This guy! The worst!

smashingjj
08-11-2017, 03:42 PM
I'm watching jurassic park: the lost world and I have to say I have a t-rexion right now

Shallowed
08-11-2017, 05:25 PM
Sorry.

ohnoitsbonnie
08-11-2017, 08:48 PM
Cunt

smashingjj
08-12-2017, 04:04 AM
I suddenly remembered how me and gf were on some random camera chat site and some guy was asking for 'bobs'

I showed my nipples to him and his answer was

'show she bobs'

that was a meme between her an me for a couple of years

smashingjj
08-12-2017, 04:04 AM
good story, Catherine wheel

LaBelle
08-12-2017, 08:18 AM
Bobs or gtfo

smashingjj
08-12-2017, 06:00 PM
i touched a girl's lips, butts and tits so far...no sex yet. but i blieve it will come true eventually..

ohnoitsbonnie
08-14-2017, 03:59 PM
A good white tea always makes my sphincter feel a lot of pressure.

vixnix
08-14-2017, 11:28 PM
my head sphincter feels a lot of pressure

when I am called to inflate pool accessories for my children

ohnoitsbonnie
08-14-2017, 11:38 PM
Mom breath is the best breath. I remember begging for balloon inflation and then getting a whiff of it when we'd inevitably pop them. Although it may have been imagined

vixnix
08-15-2017, 02:40 AM
i suppose if you literally grew out of another human you probably like the smell of them...but are you sure it wasn't just the smell of the balloon? i remember loving the smell of balloons.

probably because I never saw clowns holding them. if i had, that relationship would have been very different.

teh b0lly!!1
08-15-2017, 04:13 AM
how about clowns MADE OF BALLOONS? u like those?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/5e/a9/e6/5ea9e6cabea2cca988e2335b1c1ff03d.jpg

LaBelle
08-15-2017, 08:27 AM
I hate the squeaking sound balloons make, it makes me shiver and wince ever since I was a kid.

ohnoitsbonnie
08-15-2017, 08:44 AM
Cornstarch and chalk dust do that to me

ohnoitsbonnie
08-15-2017, 08:45 AM
Chills running thru my body now thinking of scooping some starch

yo soy el mejor
08-15-2017, 09:30 AM
I hate the squeaking sound balloons make, it makes me shiver and wince ever since I was a kid.
dah me too. i can't even stand to watch people handle balloons and i refuse to have anything to do with them.

the student gov't group at my school ordered a helium machine and i kindly mentioned (so that it wouldn't be a surprise) that i have a fear of balloons and wouldn't ever participate in using the machine.

LaBelle
08-15-2017, 10:03 AM
dah me too. i can't even stand to watch people handle balloons and i refuse to have anything to do with them.

the student gov't group at my school ordered a helium machine and i kindly mentioned (so that it wouldn't be a surprise) that i have a fear of balloons and wouldn't ever participate in using the machine.

Yes, as a kid i'd always ask for no balloons... took my mom a few years to adjust and think it was a legitimate problem for me.

myosis
08-15-2017, 11:56 AM
i know a guy who's allergic to latex, if you come near him with a balloon he will look at you with disdain and say 'Get away you and your Kryptonite'

myosis
08-15-2017, 11:57 AM
no actually he referred once to a latex glove that was lying on the countertop as kryptonite

LaBelle
08-15-2017, 12:20 PM
That gotta bring a whole host of other complications i'm sure.

Yikes!

buzzard
08-15-2017, 10:35 PM
I was pretty confused when a bar/restaurant in town advertised their "Forro Night" on social media.

Disappointed to learn that it is also a dance.

FoolofaTook
08-16-2017, 06:19 PM
Got super stoned (go figure) yesterday and demolished a whole box of grains/nuts/raisins health shit cereal. Passed out.

Woke up a couple of hours later to take a violent shit. Think like scoriac lavas that restlessly roll type shit.

Foat's sphincter: hella raw.