View Full Version : hitting up all the porn shops in town


SuckSuckStyle
03-22-2003, 04:22 AM
we got bored and went to them all. they got mad when we didn't buy anything though.

Mayfuck
03-22-2003, 04:24 AM
Did they ask for your ID, little boy?

SuckSuckStyle
03-22-2003, 04:30 AM
just at one :)

Junebug
03-22-2003, 04:34 AM
there's one right around the corner from me. It's so awful when I'm walking to Eckerd's late at night or whatever and there's these men in their minivans and business suits walking through the doors. One time I put up that "Everytime you masturbate, God Kills a Kitten" picture on the door. They took it down the next day though. My friend tried to get me to go into it but I'd be scarred for life I'm sure. yick.

SuckSuckStyle
03-22-2003, 04:40 AM
it's actually quite entertaining. it was busy tonight!

Ihaman
03-22-2003, 04:44 AM
they sell no2 at those places!

Junebug
03-22-2003, 05:08 AM
Originally posted by SuckSuckStyle
it's actually quite entertaining. it was busy tonight!


this made me wonder: what is proper porn-store etiquette? Do you make eye contact with your fellow shoppers? what if you're looking for something and you come upon it but someone else is in that section? do you just move along or stand beside them looking for it? do they have...like...ummm workers helping people find things? oh man how awful would that be. what if you meet someone you know there?!!? that would be so embarrasing. dude.

dusty
03-22-2003, 07:18 AM
<font color="violet">man, they always card me at those places. and they're usually all embarassed about it for some reason. all "afraid" to ask for my ID. but i always have it, so they never make me leave.</font>

JPK
03-22-2003, 07:43 AM
aawww it makes me remember when I was in San Francisco and visited all the porn shops there... at first I was embarassed and then I realized that people couldn't care less if I was in these "dirrty" places :p it was fun :)

strange_one
03-22-2003, 08:28 AM
<font color=33FFFF> I might visit a porn store this week, I bet they have ok comics there</font>

BlueStar
03-22-2003, 09:27 AM
I recently discovered a porn store in Georgetown...which is the last place I would expect to find one in DC...the Georgetown area seems far too proper of a place for such a thing. I didn't actually go inside it, though.

mirrar
03-22-2003, 12:32 PM
porn stores are funny.

Random Female
03-22-2003, 12:42 PM
I like not getting carded when I buy alcohol. SO far, whenever i've actually gone into the bar, only twice hve i been carded. Both times by women. weird.

crescentfresh
03-22-2003, 01:56 PM
porn stores make me uncomfortable. I start giggling and blushing and want out.

oui henri
03-22-2003, 02:34 PM
i remember this one time when my boyfriend and i went into the Condom Shack just to look around.

i was 18 and he was 17 and we didn't get ID'd.

This couple then comes in...they looked about in their mid to late 20's and they got ID'd.

i didn't even know you had to be 18 to go into the condom shack.

INFECTED
03-22-2003, 02:43 PM
what the hell is a Condom Shack ?
just a little place to have sex?

oui henri
03-22-2003, 03:03 PM
Originally posted by INFECTED
what the hell is a Condom Shack ?
just a little place to have sex?

it's a store in downtown toronto that sells condoms, sex toys, lubes--all that stuff

Lie
03-22-2003, 03:05 PM
I always wonder what's up with signs in front of porn stores that say "couples welcome." I mean, why wouldn't couples be welcome? Is it a discreet way of saying "we're not just a scummy little place where creepy old men hang out"?

spa ced
03-22-2003, 03:06 PM
Originally posted by Ihaman
they sell no2 at those places!

Are you talking about Poppers?
If you do that shit you're just as stupid as I thought.
You must not even have a brain anymore, there must just be a huge hole there were your brain once was...

spa ced
03-22-2003, 05:32 PM
bump 4 ihaman

Ihaman
03-22-2003, 05:37 PM
no not poppers, poppers are a solvent, nitrous oxide is laughing gas.

Ihaman
03-22-2003, 05:37 PM
i guess the street name for it is "whippit"

SuckSuckStyle
03-23-2003, 12:09 AM
the first place we went was goldies. which is the big porn store in town. they card everyone when you go in because you have to go through that little metal thing that goes around and you cant go in unless you ID. once you're in though, it was just like a store. we picked stuff up and poked things. there were other people there and we browsed along with them. then some lady came and asked us if we were looking for anything in particular and we said no just looking around and she said "BUY SOMETHING" and walked away.

the second place was shady. the guy didnt even look up from his magazine when we walked in and we were the only people there and they didnt have as much stuff but the porn titles were hilarious.

"my neighbor is a big slut"

"black snatch"

Orchestra
03-23-2003, 05:57 AM
Originally posted by Mayfuck
Did they ask for your ID, little boy?

ZING

jenn
03-23-2003, 01:48 PM
there is a fairly large one by my house...mostly videos... they have lots of bettie page stuff. yep. when i was doing that whole... slightly odd relationship thing, we'd go in there a lot... now i go to this one in NYC, it's kinda fetishy but i like it a whole lot. when i go though, i bring a backpack cause i'd hate to walk out of that store with a bag... i'm still shy about that kinda stuff.

Ghetto_Squirrel
03-23-2003, 10:33 PM
The nearest one that I know of is 40 miles away.