Let er rip

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You know what I like the most?

Cake farts.

So I got stoned and made a huge pot of oatmeal. Ate that shit. The next day at work I take a real thruster of a dump (if you know what I mean). Here's where it gets wild. As I was wiping my back pussy (as Borat so fittingly terms the rectal orifice) I happened to get a whiff of a mysterious pungency which upon closer examination turned out to be the appetizing smell of buttered popcorn.

true story. no shit.

let's ask qwerty sp his opinion

Oats make me super gassy

Qwerty sp probably has the most boring farts. Yawn

Used to possess the magic power to make eyes water, clear large rooms with my relentless, vile flatulence, thought I was the chosen one

Turns out just lactose intolerant. No more super duper farts so evil you can taste em, unless I choose to pound the milks

Cabbage does that to me.

And dxm lol

anyone here heard of Torrents?