View Full Version : Why has Netphoria been down?


redbreegull
04-23-2017, 12:50 AM
Every time it fails to load I feel like I am at the bedside of a dying loved one, watching them close their eyes and wondering if it's the last time.....

FoolofaTook
04-24-2017, 08:06 AM
Y has ur mom been down lol

FoolofaTook
04-24-2017, 08:09 AM
I've been in a nervous fever dream for the last couple of days, alternating twixt black pools of despair and dim meres of twilight sadness, compulsively refreshing my browser and watching in horror as netphoria refuses to load.

FoolofaTook
04-24-2017, 08:10 AM
O great this dude

still here huh

FoolofaTook
04-24-2017, 08:11 AM
That was directed at the north-western european.

ohnoitsbonnie
04-24-2017, 08:13 AM
Labelle you stinker. Always a "10" in my book.

FoolofaTook
04-24-2017, 08:14 AM
So happy everyone's back. It's 5 am in the Vale (Walla Wallaean) andI'm drinking coffee doing laundry and watching nausicca of the valley of the wind. as ali g would of said booyashala!

FoolofaTook
04-24-2017, 08:15 AM
How are you bonnie? Why are you up so early? To see if netphoria is online?

FoolofaTook
04-24-2017, 08:16 AM
(I am)

ohnoitsbonnie
04-24-2017, 08:16 AM
It's 8:20 AM EST, took. Not early for me at all. I think I'll have a nap before coffee, lunch, and studying

ohnoitsbonnie
04-24-2017, 08:18 AM
Just think of me as 3 hours into the future at most times. Smashingjj is 9 hours into the future.

FoolofaTook
04-24-2017, 08:19 AM
Mind=Blown

so now i understand the strange time distortions i suffered every time i flew about the globe. thank you, friend.

smashingjj
04-24-2017, 08:19 AM
O great this dude

still here huh

How dare you. Any idea how much money I pay to keep your beloved vale from being DDoS'd?

I am crying and shouting and pissing myself. In public.

ohnoitsbonnie
04-24-2017, 08:21 AM
Smashingjj pissed on his laptop while drunk and now it won't turn on

FoolofaTook
04-24-2017, 08:22 AM
Must be a nordic thing. thank god i am from a civilized place like the balkans.

FoolofaTook
04-24-2017, 08:23 AM
Lol my dufus dad is ashamed of saying he's from the balkans or eastern europe. he says central europe. lol so i correct him in front of strangers and kindly explain that we are bosnian serbs.

take that father!

LaBelle
04-24-2017, 08:37 AM
What did I do this time?

Shallowed
04-24-2017, 09:20 AM
holy shit it's back

reprise85
04-24-2017, 09:48 AM
hello! good morning!

teh b0lly!!1
04-24-2017, 09:53 AM
i was kinda fearing this was the end tbh

glad to have everyone back on board.

now let's go out there and kick some ass!

warm regards,

LaBelle
04-24-2017, 10:03 AM
Why not go out there and kiss some ass?

#spreadthelove

redbreegull
04-24-2017, 10:08 AM
it was definitely Dade. That fucker commented on my toase video on youtube

teh b0lly!!1
04-24-2017, 10:10 AM
what'd he say?
save me the searches

LaBelle
04-24-2017, 10:15 AM
Go there and view the video, let's make red a famous youtuber

redbreegull
04-24-2017, 10:19 AM
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q250/redbreegull/Screen%20Shot%202017-04-24%20at%2010.21.33%20AM_zps02sblsqm.png

Cool As Ice Cream
04-24-2017, 10:19 AM
WHY HAS NETPHORIA BEEN DOWN?

LaBelle
04-24-2017, 10:21 AM
Because it's sad

Cool As Ice Cream
04-24-2017, 10:22 AM
in other threads there's talk of sabotage. is this true?

was it monty?

Cool As Ice Cream
04-24-2017, 10:22 AM
WHAT DO WE KNOW?

LaBelle
04-24-2017, 10:23 AM
Listen all y'all it's a

SABOTAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

teh b0lly!!1
04-24-2017, 10:24 AM
WHAT DO WE KNOW?

we were actually counting on you to be in on all the detective details, my friend.

smashingjj
04-24-2017, 10:25 AM
let's just all hold hands.

FoolofaTook
04-24-2017, 10:26 AM
WHAT DO WE KNOW?

Nothing. Nothing at all.

LaBelle
04-24-2017, 10:26 AM
Hey! that's not my hand!

FoolofaTook
04-24-2017, 10:27 AM
let's just all hold hands.

As we gaze towards our saviors bleeding face christ the risen lord!

teh b0lly!!1
04-24-2017, 10:27 AM
don't look at me. i've got my hand on foolofatook's ass.

smashingjj
04-24-2017, 10:27 AM
honk honk!

teh b0lly!!1
04-24-2017, 10:28 AM
I MEANT SMASHINGJJ'S ASS

SMASHINGJJ

teh b0lly!!1
04-24-2017, 10:29 AM
PLEASE DON'T BAN ME THIS IS ALL I AHVE

Cool As Ice Cream
04-24-2017, 10:29 AM
BEEP BEEP!

smashingjj
04-24-2017, 10:30 AM
i am so drunk with power I will ban EVERYONE!!! ONLY REPRISE AND ME WILL HAUNT THE BOARDS FOREVERMORE INSHALLAH ALLAHU AKBAR

LaBelle
04-24-2017, 10:35 AM
Ok, not gonna lie that got a little too real.

Cool As Ice Cream
04-24-2017, 10:37 AM
What Do We Know?

LaBelle
04-24-2017, 10:46 AM
That Camila Cabello has left Fifth Harmony and was not to come hang out with me.

Andy /
04-24-2017, 12:40 PM
oops.

FoolofaTook
04-24-2017, 01:14 PM
Teh b0lly's grown rather bold. He's coming on pretty strong. I think I will play hard to get bashful blushes galore and further inflame his fierce desires.

redbreegull
04-24-2017, 02:15 PM
I was pretty scared this was actually the end when the board didn't come back up after the first 12 hours or so. Somehow I got this thread through so I guess it was actually up intermittently.

It warmed my heart this morning to see my daily pumpkins fix pop up on my screen, courtesy of the age of instant interweb luxury. And there were 25 posts in my thread already!

yo soy el mejor
04-24-2017, 02:21 PM
thanks, pakula.

LaBelle
04-24-2017, 02:24 PM
I was pretty scared this was actually the end when the board didn't come back up after the first 12 hours or so. Somehow I got this thread through so I guess it was actually up intermittently.

It warmed my heart this morning to see my daily pumpkins fix pop up on my screen, courtesy of the age of instant interweb luxury. And there were 25 posts in my thread already!

And then you read them and went: Oh.

jimmay
04-24-2017, 02:38 PM
i really wish it would have disappeared into the void for real

redbreegull
04-24-2017, 02:39 PM
i really wish it would have disappeared into the void for real

get thee gone

ohnoitsbonnie
04-24-2017, 02:40 PM
Next time it goes down you guys are welcome at r/hatephoria or r/net4ia and from there we can try to regroup

redbreegull
04-24-2017, 02:41 PM
I was afraid we would never smoke weed together

jimmay
04-24-2017, 02:41 PM
i'm trapped here dude, can't you see

ohnoitsbonnie
04-24-2017, 02:44 PM
I was afraid we would never smoke weed together

I gave you my phone number you muppet

I may try to have a vacation with my sister that week. Anywhere in Maryland that is a good vacation spot? I know about re hobo beach

Fonzie
04-24-2017, 02:59 PM
I took it down for a couple of days as a mark of respect for my best friends little sister.

Miss you always, Joanie.
https://images.google.co.nz/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2 Fpix%2F2017%2F04%2F23%2F03%2F3F820E8E00000578-4436544-image-m-44_1492916284188.jpg&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Fnews% 2Farticle-4436544%2FHappy-Days-star-Erin-Moran-dies-aged-56.html&docid=0V6Iur8VxeEiEM&tbnid=GUnEy0-a1CBHOM%3A&vet=1&w=306&h=392&hl=en-gb&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim

yo soy el mejor
04-24-2017, 03:32 PM
oh netpho, why have you forsaken me?
in your eyes forsaken me
in your thoughts forsaken me
in your heart forsaken me
oh

LaBelle
04-24-2017, 05:29 PM
You're a bitch, ain't that rich.

Trotskilicious
04-24-2017, 07:06 PM
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q250/redbreegull/Screen%20Shot%202017-04-24%20at%2010.21.33%20AM_zps02sblsqm.png

its weird how he thinks he's the winner

LaBelle
04-24-2017, 07:08 PM
Black Knight would be better.

"It's just a flesh wound!"

FlamingGlobes
04-24-2017, 07:27 PM
I was pretty scared this was actually the end when the board didn't come back up after the first 12 hours or so. Somehow I got this thread through so I guess it was actually up intermittently.

It warmed my heart this morning to see my daily pumpkins fix pop up on my screen, courtesy of the age of instant interweb luxury. And there were 25 posts in my thread already!

I got it to load on Internet Explorer (lololol) but it wouldn't load on any other browser.

I couldn't post though because I actually can't remember my password.

FlamingGlobes
04-24-2017, 07:28 PM
its weird how he thinks he's the winner

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FlamingGlobes
04-24-2017, 07:29 PM
How the blue hell does one get their password reset up in this bitch? What do I do if Google Chrome decides to log me out someday? I didn't see a "forgot password" option when I went on IE.

Elphenor
04-24-2017, 07:36 PM
Do us a favor chrome

teh b0lly!!1
04-24-2017, 07:40 PM
I was afraid we would never smoke weed together

perhaps this was a signal we shouldn't take lightly
how we doing on that tour bus?

FlamingGlobes
04-24-2017, 07:54 PM
Do us a favor chrome

https://68.media.tumblr.com/4ac9b7531968b13f18f4d5b8fcfb359a/tumblr_nnmvgkUkVY1rr269ko1_500.gif

LaBelle
04-25-2017, 08:19 AM
perhaps this was a signal we shouldn't take lightly
how we doing on that tour bus?

Also what's the attack plan? coming straight here and then we drive to pick up toase or the other way around!?

Ol' Couch Ass
04-25-2017, 01:00 PM
I blame Russian meddling. Don't fear, Jason Chaffetz is going to resign from Congress to launch a full time investigation.

Ol' Couch Ass
04-25-2017, 01:00 PM
It is going to be a deep probing.