View Full Version : Use a movie title to describe your sex life


LaBelle
02-16-2017, 07:35 AM
50 first dates

buzzard
02-16-2017, 07:40 AM
There Will Be Blood

reprise85
02-16-2017, 07:57 AM
Nobody's Fool

smashingjj
02-16-2017, 08:07 AM
honey i shrunk the kids

O_o

vixnix
02-16-2017, 08:21 AM
the blair witch project

FoolofaTook
02-16-2017, 10:39 AM
Armageddon

LaBelle
02-16-2017, 11:16 AM
Clueless

FoolofaTook
02-16-2017, 11:26 AM
Mine was Armageddon cos it like never. happens but when it does it. its like heaven and hell colliding

:rockon: :cry: :rockon:

LaBelle
02-16-2017, 11:27 AM
Mine was Armageddon cos it like never. happens but when it does it. its like heaven and hell colliding

:rockon: :cry: :rockon:

With a sweet Aerosmith song in the background.

FoolofaTook
02-16-2017, 11:30 AM
Lol steven tylers mouth

lol

FoolofaTook
02-16-2017, 11:36 AM
He has a huge mouth.

toase
02-16-2017, 02:17 PM
Brother Bear

smashingjj
02-16-2017, 02:40 PM
Gayniggers From Outer Space

smashingjj
02-16-2017, 02:50 PM
Flubber

toase
02-16-2017, 03:02 PM
Flubber

LOL

I just realised the Men Who Hate Women was translated to English as The Girl with The Dragon Tattoo, weird.

LaBelle
02-16-2017, 03:04 PM
Saw

FoolofaTook
02-16-2017, 03:13 PM
Trying to think of something clever.

All I can think of is blow

Disco King
02-16-2017, 03:16 PM
Home Alone 3

Toy Story 2

Alone in the Dark

Gifted Hands: The Ben Carson Story

FoolofaTook
02-16-2017, 03:24 PM
Lol dk well done

ben carson touches me particularly with poignance since he's sda top tier status

smashingjj
02-16-2017, 03:25 PM
The Human Centipede

Elphenor
02-16-2017, 03:30 PM
Scream

FoolofaTook
02-16-2017, 03:33 PM
My poor parents. they worship carson but now he's par of the Antichrists inner circle.

how conflicting.

FoolofaTook
02-16-2017, 03:34 PM
Glenn or Glenda

redbreegull
02-16-2017, 03:36 PM
Smashing Pumpkins – Oceania: Live in NYC

cork_soaker
02-16-2017, 03:36 PM
three men and a baby

, etc.

LaBelle
02-16-2017, 04:12 PM
Suicide Squad

duovamp
02-16-2017, 04:46 PM
Men In Black 2

duovamp
02-16-2017, 04:46 PM
Return of the Jedi

duovamp
02-16-2017, 04:47 PM
Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome

freshfacedyouth
02-16-2017, 05:23 PM
Spider-Man

run2pee
02-16-2017, 05:44 PM
Home Alone 3

Toy Story 2

Alone in the Dark

Gifted Hands: The Ben Carson Story

We have a weiner

run2pee
02-16-2017, 05:45 PM
Oops!! *winner

Posting from my phone; been texting a lot with my dad

yo soy el mejor
02-16-2017, 06:28 PM
The Business

vixnix
02-16-2017, 07:46 PM
As Good As it Gets

MyOneAndOnly
02-16-2017, 08:00 PM
Jabberwocky

toase
02-16-2017, 08:04 PM
The Two Towers

FoolofaTook
02-16-2017, 08:37 PM
Lol nice one that's gay and hobbitesque

LaBelle
02-16-2017, 09:16 PM
The Vatican Tapes

fuzzyroes
02-16-2017, 10:25 PM
Is there a movie called Sad & Infrequent?

cork_soaker
02-16-2017, 10:29 PM
Three Men and a Baby

*ahem* (http://forums.netphoria.org/showpost.php?p=4321074&postcount=27)

duovamp
02-16-2017, 10:38 PM
2005's summer sleeper hit Spirit Bear

noyen
02-17-2017, 02:32 AM
The Abyss

LaBelle
02-17-2017, 07:10 AM
Superbad

vixnix
02-17-2017, 07:18 AM
While You Were Sleeping

FoolofaTook
02-17-2017, 10:24 AM
2 Fast 2 Furious

Tchocky
02-17-2017, 12:13 PM
The Perfect Storm

ohnoitsbonnie
02-17-2017, 01:23 PM
Cien anos de soledad

run2pee
02-17-2017, 01:33 PM
The Two Towers

lol this is now the best

Dogfighter28
02-17-2017, 04:14 PM
Gone in 60 Seconds

LaBelle
02-17-2017, 04:27 PM
The Hurt Locker

Elijah Moon
02-17-2017, 07:21 PM
A Series of Unfortunate Events

toase
02-17-2017, 07:46 PM
A Series of Unfortunate Events

:rofl:

oh look whos back

FoolofaTook
02-17-2017, 07:46 PM
Gone in 60 Seconds

I can relate to this like personally.

FoolofaTook
02-17-2017, 07:49 PM
101 DALMATIANS

LaBelle
02-17-2017, 10:29 PM
Death Wish

crabshack
02-17-2017, 10:30 PM
I Spit On Your Grave

FlamingGlobes
02-17-2017, 10:31 PM
Happy Feet

FlamingGlobes
02-17-2017, 10:31 PM
Holes

FlamingGlobes
02-17-2017, 10:32 PM
Jack Reacher

crabshack
02-17-2017, 10:33 PM
Daddy's Little Girls

LaBelle
02-18-2017, 07:57 AM
Zero Effect

Xteenmachine
02-18-2017, 05:56 PM
No Sex Please, We're British

Catch Me If You Can

Carry On Laughing

redbreegull
02-18-2017, 06:26 PM
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me

ohnoitsbonnie
02-18-2017, 08:57 PM
What We Do in the Shadows

crabshack
02-18-2017, 08:58 PM
Beverly Hills Ninja

LaBelle
02-18-2017, 09:02 PM
The X Files

crabshack
02-18-2017, 09:03 PM
Falling Down

smashingjj
02-19-2017, 06:08 AM
Der Untergang

vixnix
02-19-2017, 06:26 AM
The Three Amigos

LaBelle
02-19-2017, 07:18 AM
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover

FoolofaTook
02-19-2017, 08:32 AM
Der Untergang

Is that the one where hitlers in.bunker and the third reich is crumbling and shits all about to get hella real?

buzzard
02-19-2017, 08:56 AM
Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein!

Yes, though.

FoolofaTook
02-19-2017, 09:14 AM
In Austria to say hello you say grus gott (probably butchered the spelling, which means great god or god is great.

in northern croatia they say bog which is simply god.

"Wassup homes?
"God"

Lolol crazy european ppl

ohnoitsbonnie
02-19-2017, 10:27 AM
Sad Sex

FoolofaTook
02-19-2017, 11:33 AM
The Filth and the Fury

toase
02-19-2017, 12:46 PM
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover

sounds fun :rofl:

FlamingGlobes
02-19-2017, 07:26 PM
The Crying Game

FlamingGlobes
02-19-2017, 07:26 PM
Waiting

FlamingGlobes
02-19-2017, 07:27 PM
The Slammin' Salmon

LaBelle
02-20-2017, 04:54 AM
Predator

cork_soaker
02-20-2017, 10:26 AM
12 years a slave

FlamingGlobes
02-20-2017, 10:41 AM
The Burning

FlamingGlobes
02-20-2017, 10:41 AM
From Dusk Till Dawn

FlamingGlobes
02-20-2017, 10:41 AM
Let Me In

FlamingGlobes
02-20-2017, 10:42 AM
The Howling

FlamingGlobes
02-20-2017, 10:42 AM
Fivel Goes West: An American Tail

LaBelle
02-20-2017, 10:48 AM
The Chamber of Secrets

FlamingGlobes
02-20-2017, 10:53 AM
If All Goes Wrong

toase
02-20-2017, 12:21 PM
^^^^^^^^^^ lol

Sideways

LaBelle
02-20-2017, 12:22 PM
Shoot 'em Up

FlamingGlobes
02-20-2017, 02:11 PM
Clash of the Titans

FoolofaTook
02-20-2017, 02:14 PM
Mother's Day

FoolofaTook
02-20-2017, 02:14 PM
Mothers and Daughters

FoolofaTook
02-20-2017, 02:14 PM
Mothers

FlamingGlobes
02-20-2017, 03:52 PM
Mother of Tears

LaBelle
02-20-2017, 04:09 PM
Fight Club

myosis
02-20-2017, 05:03 PM
If All Goes Wrong
+ Vieuphoria

myosis
02-20-2017, 05:04 PM
The Seven Year Itch

LaBelle
02-20-2017, 09:16 PM
The Grudge

Disco King
02-20-2017, 11:17 PM
Corpse Bride

Elphenor
02-20-2017, 11:25 PM
Corpse Bride

Ayyyyy

LaBelle
02-20-2017, 11:39 PM
The Hunger Games

myosis
02-20-2017, 11:46 PM
The Silence of the Lambs

myosis
02-20-2017, 11:53 PM
Hannah and Her Sisters

ohnoitsbonnie
02-20-2017, 11:53 PM
You guys are getting really desperate now

Elphenor
02-20-2017, 11:54 PM
DK hits a home run every time tho

FoolofaTook
02-21-2017, 12:49 AM
Same goes for FoolofaTook

LaBelle
02-21-2017, 05:38 AM
Gone With the Wind

myosis
02-21-2017, 09:45 AM
Y tu mama tambien

ohnoitsbonnie
02-21-2017, 10:28 AM
Y tu mama tambien

Good one

Disco King
02-21-2017, 02:44 PM
The Quick and the Dead

LaBelle
02-21-2017, 02:44 PM
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

yo soy el mejor
02-21-2017, 04:10 PM
Toy Story

myosis
02-21-2017, 05:07 PM
Toy Story
good job

Disco King
02-21-2017, 05:10 PM
Toy Story

Toy Story 2]

I was going to say that you're copying me but then I realized that we picked to different movies.

yo soy el mejor
02-21-2017, 05:17 PM
oh dang i didn't read the whole thread, but yeah two different movies. sorry, dude.

LaBelle
02-21-2017, 05:22 PM
Frozen

Xteenmachine
02-21-2017, 05:25 PM
How to Lose Friends & Alienate People

FlamingGlobes
02-21-2017, 05:55 PM
Night of the Creeps

LaBelle
02-21-2017, 07:52 PM
Night of the Living Dead

buzzard
02-22-2017, 04:31 AM
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

LaBelle
02-22-2017, 06:39 AM
Ghost World

myosis
02-22-2017, 10:46 AM
have a thing for the undead, labelle?

LaBelle
02-22-2017, 10:55 AM
Of course! Zombies aren’t threatened by work success, have commitment issues or whine about how much i'm going out with friends. They’re just happy I'm alive.

myosis
02-22-2017, 01:00 PM
i'm not very keen on their brains fetish myself

yo soy el mejor
02-22-2017, 01:15 PM
i love u for ur braaaaains, labelle.

FlamingGlobes
02-22-2017, 06:23 PM
Grease

FlamingGlobes
02-22-2017, 06:23 PM
Pulse

FlamingGlobes
02-22-2017, 06:24 PM
Spaceballs

LaBelle
02-22-2017, 07:01 PM
Sympathy for Lady Vengeance

FoolofaTook
02-22-2017, 08:13 PM
Sympathy for Lady Vengeance

:rockon:

But mr. vengeance is better imo

crabshack
02-23-2017, 12:01 AM
Making of a Murderer

crabshack
02-23-2017, 12:02 AM
Lost in Translation

Disco King
02-23-2017, 12:05 AM
Predator

crabshack
02-23-2017, 12:09 AM
Jesse Ventura ruled in that movie

ohnoitsbonnie
02-23-2017, 12:18 AM
Tunnel Butt Sluts 4

LaBelle
02-23-2017, 12:18 AM
Resident Evil

FlamingGlobes
02-23-2017, 08:05 PM
The Man Who Knew Too Little

FlamingGlobes
02-23-2017, 08:05 PM
The Man Who Knew Too Much

LaBelle
02-24-2017, 12:18 AM
Go

FoolofaTook
02-24-2017, 12:36 AM
Lincoln

buzzard
02-24-2017, 01:35 AM
Efter brylluppet

http://shad0wland.proboards.com/

LaBelle
02-24-2017, 08:20 AM
The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants

FoolofaTook
02-24-2017, 11:36 AM
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

LaBelle
02-24-2017, 01:57 PM
I Can't Think Straight

ohnoitsbonnie
02-24-2017, 03:16 PM
This is like the most oboardy thread

ohnoitsbonnie
02-24-2017, 03:17 PM
You all ought to be ashamed

Disco King
02-24-2017, 03:18 PM
Fast Five
Arrival

Disco King
02-24-2017, 03:19 PM
This is like the most oboardy thread

If only JSapp, Scorpiopulse, and Hater were still with us today. They would had loved this thread. :(

Disco King
02-24-2017, 03:20 PM
Aztec, too.

ohnoitsbonnie
02-24-2017, 03:34 PM
He was originally a netphorian. I mean considering that gen of the oboard was newer than net4ia now is.

FlamingGlobes
02-24-2017, 06:18 PM
Gone in 60 Seconds

FlamingGlobes
02-24-2017, 06:19 PM
Hollow Man

FlamingGlobes
02-24-2017, 06:19 PM
Wrong Turn

crabshack
02-24-2017, 06:47 PM
Grey Gardens

FoolofaTook
02-24-2017, 07:03 PM
You all ought to be ashamed

No Labelle ought to be blamed (mainly) since she started the thread. But take it easy on her she's 50% serb poor thing.

I am exempted from blame since all my posts were made in a semi satirical spirit.

crabshack
02-24-2017, 07:05 PM
nothing makes satire funnier than explaining that its satire, you apologist.

FoolofaTook
02-24-2017, 08:14 PM
Then I have succeeded in my goal!

Thank you crackshat!

buzzard
02-24-2017, 09:36 PM
scorpiopulse

He would have won, for sure.

LaBelle
02-24-2017, 11:20 PM
I feel so judged all of a sudden

myosis
02-25-2017, 02:35 AM
i didn't pay attention to the thread at first, but then i grew all curious about LaBelle's sex life

vixnix
02-25-2017, 04:40 AM
Twelve Angry Men

LaBelle
02-25-2017, 07:01 AM
i didn't pay attention to the thread at first, but then i grew all curious about LaBelle's sex life

A Fine Mess

FoolofaTook
02-25-2017, 09:25 AM
I feel so judged all of a sudden

Only god can judge u

LaBelle
02-25-2017, 11:16 AM
Only god can judge u

Condemned to Hell

FoolofaTook
02-25-2017, 01:13 PM
There and Back Again?

FlamingGlobes
02-25-2017, 06:20 PM
In & Out

FoolofaTook
02-25-2017, 06:23 PM
Hero

FoolofaTook
02-25-2017, 06:24 PM
Legend

FoolofaTook
02-25-2017, 06:24 PM
Master and Commander

LaBelle
02-26-2017, 11:03 AM
Enemy Mine

Disco King
02-27-2017, 09:10 AM
Hancock

redbreegull
02-27-2017, 11:04 AM
There and Back Again?

lol THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG


http://transparent-aluminium.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Peter-Jackson-3.jpg

LaBelle
02-27-2017, 06:53 PM
[・Rec]

FlamingGlobes
02-27-2017, 07:58 PM
Quarantine

Disco King
02-27-2017, 08:19 PM
Me, Myself, and I

FlamingGlobes
02-27-2017, 08:38 PM
Me, Myself and Irene

FlamingGlobes
02-27-2017, 08:38 PM
The Quick & The Dead

Disco King
02-27-2017, 08:53 PM
Herbie: Fully Loaded
She's the Man

LaBelle
02-27-2017, 08:55 PM
Kiss kiss bang bang

LaBelle
03-06-2017, 09:54 PM
Ran

yo soy el mejor
03-10-2017, 05:53 PM
A Fine Mess

never heard of this movie. what's it about?

LaBelle
03-11-2017, 07:47 AM
never heard of this movie. what's it about?

It's a bad 80s comedy with Ted Danson.

FlamingGlobes
03-11-2017, 04:55 PM
Everybody Wants Some!!

FoolofaTook
03-11-2017, 07:31 PM
YESENIA


THIS IS A REAL THING. NO SHIT.

FoolofaTook
03-11-2017, 07:31 PM
And who would of guessed its a slavic film.

We were meant to be together.

Andy /
03-11-2017, 07:35 PM
roger & me

FoolofaTook
03-11-2017, 07:35 PM
What Does Name "Yesenia" Mean

You have a strong need for freedom -physical, mental and spiritual. You hate bondage in any form.

FoolofaTook
03-11-2017, 07:35 PM
Lol bondage

yo soy el mejor
03-11-2017, 07:57 PM
It's a bad 80s comedy with Ted Danson.

a fine mess, indeed.

Shallowed
03-12-2017, 04:45 AM
House of the Dead

LaBelle
03-12-2017, 12:06 PM
Fast & Furious

FoolofaTook
03-12-2017, 10:58 PM
2 Fast 2 Furious

Uh...

LaBelle
03-12-2017, 11:00 PM
Corpse Party

wHATcOLOR
03-13-2017, 12:44 AM
did someone already say 3 men and a baby?

FoolofaTook
03-13-2017, 12:45 AM
Yes.

FoolofaTook
03-13-2017, 12:45 AM
Someone already did say that.

FoolofaTook
03-13-2017, 12:46 AM
U WOULD OF KNOWN THAT IF U READ THE THREAD

wHATcOLOR
03-13-2017, 12:48 AM
you are right, i can't argue with that. i didn't have the tenacity to read all 6 pages (35ppp4life)

Shallowed
03-13-2017, 06:11 AM
The Wrong Trousers

FoolofaTook
03-13-2017, 08:37 AM
you are right, i can't argue with that. i didn't have the tenacity to read all 6 pages (35ppp4life)

What? How now? Tenacity! Pshaw! It should be a pleasure to you to read six short pages made up of short posts of heavy hilarity and light mirth. It sounds to me like your taking this place for granted brother.

wHATcOLOR
03-13-2017, 03:03 PM
What? How now? Tenacity! Pshaw! It should be a pleasure to you to read six short pages made up of short posts of heavy hilarity and light mirth. It sounds to me like your taking this place for granted brother.

man, you've been smacking me all over the place lately. but i can't say you're wrong

Trotskilicious
03-13-2017, 03:10 PM
SKULL ISLAND

ohnoitsbonnie
03-13-2017, 06:15 PM
man, you've been smacking me all over the place lately. but i can't say you're wrong

Took is a tier 4 boarder now. He's got more leverage now

Shallowed
03-13-2017, 06:32 PM
Took is Hate the Hater reincarnated

Disco King
03-13-2017, 06:48 PM
Hancock

Underrated.

Disco King
03-13-2017, 06:48 PM
Like alcohol.

Disco King
03-13-2017, 06:49 PM
Not the movie (which I haven't seen), of course. The post.

myosis
03-13-2017, 07:06 PM
The Untouchables

myosis
03-13-2017, 07:07 PM
For a Few Dollars More

FoolofaTook
03-13-2017, 07:11 PM
Hancock is a good movie.

Sorry whatcolor just a little friendly male bondage.

FoolofaTook
03-13-2017, 07:12 PM
Took is a tier 4 boarder now. He's got more leverage now

It's a long way to the top... if you want to board like Fulltoke.

FoolofaTook
03-13-2017, 07:15 PM
Was Hate the Hater dashingly handsome, yet endearingly gentle and sexually repressed? Did he sport a luxurious man-mane? Did he clad his lean yet virile torso in a BORIS HEAVY ROCKS t-shirt.

I don't think so. There can be only one.

LaBelle
03-13-2017, 07:23 PM
Independence Day

ohnoitsbonnie
03-13-2017, 07:27 PM
Was Hate the Hater dashingly handsome, yet endearingly gentle and sexually repressed? Did he sport a luxurious man-mane? Did he clad his lean yet virile torso in a BORIS HEAVY ROCKS t-shirt.

I don't think so. There can be only one.

Lol kinda

ohnoitsbonnie
03-13-2017, 07:27 PM
Like a chicken crossed with an emaciated white man

FlamingGlobes
03-13-2017, 08:35 PM
Trading Places

wHATcOLOR
03-13-2017, 09:17 PM
Took is a tier 4 boarder now. He's got more leverage now

can you remind me how the tiers go again?

ohnoitsbonnie
03-13-2017, 09:25 PM
1- legendary 2- essential 3-fine 4-necessary {5, 6, 7, 8, 9}: not so good. Poots is an example of a tier 9 boarder and you are, of course, a tier 1

FoolofaTook
03-13-2017, 10:35 PM
Wow.

Just wow.

FoolofaTook
03-13-2017, 10:37 PM
Bonnie I swear I will not neg rep you for this. This is virtue, returning good for evil.

Your welcome.

ohnoitsbonnie
03-13-2017, 11:02 PM
???

FoolofaTook
03-13-2017, 11:13 PM
I'm shattered and torn.

FoolofaTook
03-13-2017, 11:13 PM
Even at the top, I'm still on the bottom.

Oh! That I was never born!

FoolofaTook
03-13-2017, 11:14 PM
:)

LaBelle
03-14-2017, 07:26 AM
Always thought you were a bottom type.




Just

Like

Ur

MOM!

FoolofaTook
03-14-2017, 09:31 AM
-This message is approved by Fulltoke

redbreegull
03-14-2017, 11:29 AM
I'm shattered and torn.

I'm all out of faith
this is how I feel

FoolofaTook
03-14-2017, 11:37 AM
naked on the shore