I was taking a piss barefoot in my bathroom and I never felt more alive, watching my platypus stompers grip that tile.

I thought about going outside the rim just for the experience.

my dad had his legs cut off below the knee. he had no feet

honestly I might just kill myself if I lost a limb or something

Missing limbs are senescent.

Captain Ahab

Long John Silver

Captain Hook

All missing limbs. All senescent.

I am missing two teeth. Like Ed Wood.

i can imagine living w/o feet but w/o hands seems impossible

although...


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eh they have good prosthetics these days

my answer to the initial question is yes, easily

my dad is old and fat and can barely walk on his fake legs.

you've contributed enough scotty

thoughts and prayers

slunken what prompted you to make this strangely strange thread?

did you read the first post?

checkmate

Tinkling barefoot (as a bro) u realize how much peep splatters out on even the most well aimed stream. Makes me think how much peep is prolly on my broshoes

Losing two feet would be awful.

The idea of a gun-arm though...

of course!

remember when a girl lost both her feet on a six flags superman ride when the cable snapped? i bet she got loads of money and has feet made of diamonds now.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/06/21/six.flags.accident/

Losing two feet would be awful.

The idea of a gun-arm though...

how about keep one foot and get a gun leg?

http://twt-thumbs.washtimes.com/media/image/2015/02/02/planet_terror_5_c0-10-995-589_s400x233.jpg?c8b6949b8a2efb2a42b121d99f90e5676 2992a26

bad-ass

FOR REAL.

Planet Terror PWNS.