This has got to be some kind of record

i dunno
we gotta ask matt and trey (creators of the hit show, South Park on Comedy Central) about this, I bet they covered it in an episode

I bet you they covered your mother.

sorry I couldn't help it

it's a bottomfeeder thing

I was about to start a parody thread entitled Longest Period of Time without Trosts Poots but know I don't now.

Anybody ever try pig's trotters?

I'm somewhat of a fan of chicken feet, but that's as far as my paw-eating adventures have taken me.

Ew no way

It's so weird that he's effectively permabanned, but at the same time, bans seem like they would be easy to circumvent if you really wanted to (new account, proxy, whatever), so maybe he's just done with this place?

I dunno, some mediums were posting messages from Trots from beyond the grave when he was first banned. I suppose that means they are in contact with him. Did he pass on into the afterlife? Is Jennifer Love-Hewitt responsible for this? Did he get Ghostbusted?

trots just emailed me to say to you guys:
I miss you guys, Pakula is a nazi for banning me. I'm thinking about moving to Belgium to live with Bram until they can approve my scuicide [sic], I need the insurance money.

Anybody ever try pig's trotters?

I'm somewhat of a fan of chicken feet, but that's as far as my paw-eating adventures have taken me.

Tried the fuck out of pigs feet. Nuh uh. Did not like

It's so weird that he's effectively permabanned, but at the same time, bans seem like they would be easy to circumvent if you really wanted to (new account, proxy, whatever), so maybe he's just done with this place?

I dunno, some mediums were posting messages from Trots from beyond the grave when he was first banned. I suppose that means they are in contact with him. Did he pass on into the afterlife? Is Jennifer Love-Hewitt responsible for this? Did he get Ghostbusted?

my guess is he is just done with this place. can't really blame him. If he were around there would probably still be more fighting though. of course now we have intolerance squad starting shit and I would trade all of them for trots as I think everyone else would except themselves.

i think he unfriended me on FB

why any of you misses this person is beyond me

Trots was always either one of my favorite or least favorite boarders depending on his mood. But I was as bad if not worse than him in most of the same ways for most of my boarding career here so I'm not in a place to judge his negative actions

Whatever trots was, he was almost always interesting.

Whether the grumpy cave troll of netphoria, calling out mercilessly any hint of idiocy or bigotry, or a big softy waxing poetic about his broken heart, it was fun to read his posts. And I think he kept people on their toes, too

Trots was/is pretty great

I always read the over the top anger as half humor

He said it was supposed to be read like Lewis Black

my guess is he is just done with this place. can't really blame him. If he were around there would probably still be more fighting though. of course now we have intolerance squad starting shit and I would trade all of them for trots as I think everyone else would except themselves.

"Intolerance squad" aka IF YOU DONT AGREE WITH ME YOURE INTOLERANT AM I RITE?!?!

Fuck off, you mouthbreathing fucktard.

Also he was or at least became equal opportunity when it came to who he would flame

Posters would be all on board with him until it was their turn then all of the sudden he's a monster

meh i never turned on him, but i dont think he attacked me quite as much as everyone else. he did though, especially about 3-4 years ago

I'm surprised he just didn't change his IP and make a new account.

Maybe he's staying away in a state of principle... which is dumb since SPpunk and Eulogy are long gone anyways.

I thought he was a funny guy

shut the fuck up, fuzzy

at least the last time i tried which was this account, you needed admins to approve your new account

so you can't use that loophole unless spunk changed it before he peaced out

i think he might have
i don't know why i can post
i was ip banned by my own choice and opened the board one day after a couple weeks away and it was gone and for the hell of it tried to log in on this account and it had been approved
i don't want this

Hmm

This is all upsetting, like honestly

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/089/9/b/hereforever_by_fartprincess-d5ztsoc.jpg

May his neck-beard wax long and luxuriant!

virginitude

you two gonna start jerking each other off here or what

only if you are in the middle

or were you perhaps speaking to the two frolicking hobbits in my avatar?

Why should he be banned, when there are others on this board that have said far worse? He is banned for his comments toward Vix.... when she herself has said some pretty cruel shit. Unban him at once. I command it.

Who is in charge around here? Unban him immediately.

"When the shitposters (http://forums.netphoria.org/member.php?u=23250) were at the gates, the Romans would suspend democracy and appoint one man to protect the forum. It wasn't considered an honor, it was considered a public service."

"The last man they appointed to protect the forum was named sppunk, and he never unbanned Trots."

"Alright. You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

Guise I'm worried that Serena will lose this match. I don't want to watch it happening.

It's the kind of time Trots would have something to say.

And yeah it seemed pretty arbitrary that he'd be banned for saying something to me, of all people. Especially given that nobody has banned me for all the cruel shit I've said, like Starla says...I'm pretty ashamed of the fact that I've said that stuff, but I definitely said it.

I think most people around here has said something awful. Years ago, I told Esty and Ropey that I hope they both die. I told Shawn Osmond to die in a fire.

I'm not saying I agree with what Trots said to you Vix.. but i don't think it's worth being banned for life .. i don't know.

Can we make a swap? The board can pick one person and trade them for trots. I vote ninsp.

shawn osmond should absolutely die in a terrible manner if there is any cosmic justice in the universe but there isn't

Now I'm not saying I hope every single Netphorian user dies a horrible death in the next half hour, but it's something to think about.

banning tlish is like banning netphoria.

just plain wrong.

I have been banned a number of times, and I deserved it most of the time. But T-lish? Come on now. Bring him back!

We love our abusive brother. ;(

And by brother I of course mean futa stegosaurus.

I know we're just rehashing shit now, but it's at least equally eulogy's fault. For weeks Eulogy had only been coming around to drop into threads in the middle and harass Trotskilicious. Hard to see it any other way than he was fishing for trouble, just being an asshole because of their never-ending feud. Then he ran to the grown ups and ruined our game. Not really sure how to describe this behavior other than being a little bitch

that's racist

I know :(

I'm working on being better though

yeah! eulogy!

i miss him too

give it up.

I wonder if Trots shed a tear the very moment he realized Eulogty banned him

Fuck it dudes. Let's go bowling.

is that some kind of illusion?

I just wanted to say that I would totally trade neck bearded t-lish and eulogay for barden and whatcoler any fuckin day.

bring on the changing of the guard!

yeah! eulogy!

i miss him too


I know its been a while scott, but shut the fuck up.

I think most people around here has said something awful. Years ago, I told Esty and Ropey that I hope they both die. I told Shawn Osmond to die in a fire.

I never knew pain, until I read those words coming from you.

It was a long time ago.. it's over now :( I think I told rock lobster to die, not ropey.

Ropey Lopey makes me think of one of those slow poops that never quit ends, but rather breaks off in intervals.

Jimmy: Dang Billy you didn't flush. This bowl is full of turds. You were in there for like 45 minutes.

Billy: Ropey Lopey *blushes*

*cue Siamese Dream (song)*

seriously what would be wrong with shawn osmond dying
who wouldn't celebrate, even if only on the inside

Fuck it dudes. Let's go bowling.

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