who is the tallest netphorian

for each male and female

and how tall

metric or imperial system are fine

thank you

i'm 6'3" but i'm pretty sure Timxzombie is bigger than me.

172 cm

i'm 6'3" but i'm pretty sure Timxzombie is bigger than me.

i am 6'-2"

172 cm

im about that. i think you probably have me by 2 cm or so

Definitely not me

165cm / 5'4"

isnt elph 6'4 or some shit?


Anyway. Not me. 5'11". Or just tall enough to not have it be a problem with girls.... (there is some discrimination against 5'9" and under men)

How tall is Trots?

Isn't sucksuckstyle really tall?

5'1" :erm:

How tall is Trots?

average as hell, why do you think id be tall?

btw the most surprising thing abt meeting netphorians is height. my mind just visualizes all of you being average height

5'1" :erm:


I've had 5 gf in my life and 4 were 5'1" and i think my family probably thinks i'm a creep who likes small girls when in reality i met all of them online so i didn't know at first. It's just a really weird coincidence.

average as hell, why do you think id be tall?

btw the most surprising thing abt meeting netphorians is height. my mind just visualizes all of you being average height

only elph surprised me to learn. I guess cause he's young.

isnt elph 6'4 or some shit?



Yes.

6'4 180lbs

I'm like cartoon character lanky

average as hell, why do you think id be tall?

btw the most surprising thing abt meeting netphorians is height. my mind just visualizes all of you being average height

Yeah I dunno...I just thought you were!

6'4 180lbs

I'm like cartoon character lanky

dude......








do you play basketball?

God fucking dammit

Every time, I swear

well yr a rec league forward

18.034 decimetres.

I'm only 6'2'' a mere midget compared to our mighty Elph. But I do weigh about 30 lbs less.

At least i'm not the shorterst that's a small win.

(pun sorta kinda intended)

5'10

6'1 215 pounds

I am Elphenor hear me roar

I am finally 5'3 :D

I am finally 5'3 :D

Shortie

lol but I can look up to you!

my previous roommate is a foot taller than me or maybe a bit more. pictures next to him are hilarious.

5'9

I'm a manlet

6'0

constantly amazed by the number of people i see who look about a foot taller than me which is odd & alarming, don't know when this amazonian shit start going down in my state

tall women turn me on

there was a kid i used to teach guitar who was about stomach level wit me 5 or 6 years ago

saw him a month ago kids like 8 feet tall and has to duck to pass through a doorway

the fuck is that all about

puberty bro

this dude in basketball gordon hayward was a six foot kid recruited in college for tennis and now he's fuckin 6-8

love how the only criteria for basketball anymore seems to be "wow you're really fucking tall"

that's what you gather from the fact that more people suggest the sport to people for being a certain height than whether or not they can "drain one" from however many yards from the trash can or W/E

like shit look at that tall man playing tennis... what does he thinks he's doing making close-range volleys when he could be alleying these oops. talk some sense into him, i'll phone the management

i mean six foot is practically short so yeah, it really is at the pro level a game of length. but it gives these guys something to do tbh, anything over 6-2 or 6-3 seems to be pushing it in soccer unless you're the keeper, football it tops out at 6-5 or so. Pitchers can be 6-10 like randy johnson and it actually gives them an advantage but as hitters it's a goddamn disaster.

i don't know, this guy seems to want to be a little bit talla (& a balla)

https://clarythinkshecanwrite.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/counsell_stance.jpg

i always thought with basketball unless you were takin it for a dunk every time it almost be more beneficial to be closer to the ground, even if you are just crouching a bit on account of the dribbles'd be quicker/less stealable & also if you're shootin for 3s anyway it's not like being tall means you won't have to arc at all etc.

oh well, gotta have somethin to chalk up in the stats sheets i guess

no with tall people it's easier for them to make shots because it's WAY better to have tall guys defending the rim

no son of yours is gonna play shootyhoops am i right?

and i think that's craig counsell and he doesn't want to be taller he's just retarded. little guys have smaller strike zones.

i believe i'm 6 0 or 6 0.5 or summin

5 11

5'10

so you're the tallest woman here, I think.

I thought vix was taller (you and your "I am gigantic" posts"), but we're about the same.

5'8" since 7th grade.

I was a forward in basketball at the time lol

Aesthetically I'm inclined to be attracted to shorter men than taller ones. Although it's never a deal breaker either way

I am 6 feet 6 inches tall.

I believe I win.

i'm a 6 feet 7 inches tall man

i win.

i'm a 6 feet 7 inches tall man

i win.

you lie

I speak truth. Trust me. You can believe me. I am, after all, a convicted felon.

Praise the Lord.

i knew a girl who took every opportunity to share she had a felony like some badge of honor, too.

I'm the midget in the family - with about 5'8" - 173,5 cm. One of my brothers is over 6' 7".

D:

that's approaching freaky territory.

i knew a girl who took every opportunity to share she had a felony like some badge of honor, too.

r u sayin i'm a girl?

no just act like one i knew

and you seem to have self-abasement confused with boastfulness. i can see how you might have made that mistake, them being so similar and all.

god bless and keep you, the lord make his face to shine upon you.

no just act like one i knew

:erm: i thought no one knew about the pink lace panties i wear underneath my black jeans

boooooring

and i really am 6 fucking 6 (it sucks, living in a halfling's world)

for real. for real, for real.

boooooring

still beats being bitter and anal

i dunno i like bitter anal whooo boy its raaaaaaaandy

and you seem to have self-abasement confused with boastfulness. i can see how you might have made that mistake, them being so similar and all.

god bless and keep you, the lord make his face to shine upon you.

holy shit. yer funny. this is funny.

i think you have a point too. somehow self-deprecation gets perceived as boastfulness here, i've not seen very much like it. i think sarcasm translates poorly into text or something.

I've had 5 gf in my life and 4 were 5'1" and i think my family probably thinks i'm a creep who likes small girls when in reality i met all of them online so i didn't know at first. It's just a really weird coincidence.


My first bf was 6'5", that was weird. I don't think I'm short enough to be seen as so small as to be creepy/childlike, but I guess that depends on the average height of the country you're in. Canadian women average height is 5'4", so meh, plenty of short girls for that to be the average.

I actually have always been quite happy with being short.

i'm 5'1" and bigger than most children. srsly. your family probably doesn't think that.

and you're only 5'11"!

i dated a guy who was 5'10" or so and i felt like i was dating shorty. before that i'd only dated guys over 6'0" - it just happened that way. i topped out at 6'4" but 6'2" is perfect.

5 feet 6 inches or 167 cm

Who here has the broadest shoulders?

I don't know about shoulders.
But I got the largest forehead title on lock

At times I wish I were about three inches shorter, a more average height. I hate being taller than men I date. It would widen the pool in which I would fish.

5'8 145lbs. About as average as you can get.

and you're only 5'11"!

See thats what i mean... ONLY 5'11"? Discrimination.


5'11" is a perfectly fine height for a guy.






right everyone!?:erm:


Its just that, those young guys have gone height crazy with their like 6'1" and above bullshit. It's not normal i say. Just...not normal. :noway:

i'm only saying 5'1" isn't a huge difference when you're 5'11"

calm down

I'm insecure.


So i guess i should aim more for like 4'10" girls if i want to be a proper creep. Got it.


It's weird how at that height 3 inches seem a lot more. Like i dont think of M as short really. but i did go on a sorta date once with a girl who was like 4'10" or 4'11" or something and i was like christ she's fucking short. 5'1" fine. 5'0" fine. 4'11" FREAK.

At times I wish I were about three inches shorter, a more average height. I hate being taller than men I date. It would widen the pool in which I would fish.

yeah

You guys think about height too much

We should reward the tallest posters

With a punch in the genitals.



I mean cause they're so tall anyway that's where any punch would land.

I'm actually taller than I've ever been because I've improved my posture a lot

Still not over 6ft, though. Probably a tiny bit over 5'11"

6'1"

so in summary.. foolofatook for males and who is the tallest for females?

Dammit I wanted that title SO BAD

2nd place is for losers

Kelsome was tallest at 5'10" for girls.




Well at least i think it's a girl.

we should do this with our ding dongs

MINE IS SQUARELY WITHIN ONE STANDARD DEVIATION OF THE MEAN

i am 6'. am i a shits? :cry:

a complete shits

lol I have always been insecure about being tall. and most of my best friends have been short. :)

oh and ilp, they might have a point. there is sometimes a very fine line between self-loathing and narcissism, between humility and boastfulness. but everyone knows that.

there's still a line. they are not the same

and it really makes all the difference

i don't know. it is very easy to go from one extreme to another. to make up for one deficiency you over compensate. at least i have noticed these vacillations in myself.