I just want to wish you all to keep kicking asses

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international? hmm

Yeah, I dunno...

But I'm trying really hard:
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Congrats for this wonderful achievement that is having tits and a vag


i mean..COME ON. And don't you go on about like struggle for gender equality or some shit because we fixed that already, pretty sure. I'm hazy on the dates but pretty sure it was like racism was fixed in the 60's and then sexism in the 70's. Which is why the 80's were so amazing and like party time n then why our generation was all depressed in the 90's and being like WHATS THE POINT and smoking weed because we had nothing left to fix.

I say we but i didnt smoke the weed but whatever i was still going WHATS THE POINT.

It's not fixed, don't joke about it

Mainly fixed though. Show me in this culture where women aren't getting equal treatment.

P.S: Text me when you'll be done because i've got to read this Tolstoy novel in the meantime.

I can't take you seriously when you don't write more than 3 lines about it
Were you hacked?
We can pickle that

The truth is people say i write too much but they forget 95% of my posts are no more than 2 lines. Well...3 or 4 anyway. Which isn't tldr unless you're mentally challenged. Gigantic paragraphs are like 5% of my posts at best.

honestly in my forum life i face more discrimination and unfairness than most women do in their lifetime. just sayin'

Yeah, right...

Mainly fixed though. Show me in this culture where women aren't getting equal treatment.

wages. women are not paid as much.

You should say whatever you want to...:

Congrats for this wonderful achievement that is having tits and a vag


i mean..COME ON. And don't you go on about like struggle for gender equality or some shit because we fixed that already, pretty sure. I'm hazy on the dates but pretty sure it was like racism was fixed in the 60's and then sexism in the 70's. Which is why the 80's were so amazing and like party time n then why our generation was all depressed in the 90's and being like WHATS THE POINT and smoking weed because we had nothing left to fix.

I really hope you're being facetious because this is horrible

lol at the racism fixed line

do i need to point that one out too?

When is International Men's Day?

every day duh :rolleyes:

I really hope you're being facetious because this is horrible

I'd like someone to tell me how thick exactly i have to spread it for people not to still question whether i'm being facetious or not. Because i thought i was spreading it pretty damn thick already.

Don't you feel like having a token day is even more sexist in a way?

like how February is Black History Month, and it's the shortest month

spread it a little thicker

this is a social justice board, TEB

check your privilege, please.

we did fix racism and sexism. If we hadn't then i'd be discriminated against because of my skin color and gender. Which is not happening. So ya, fixed.

yeah, thick like that

oh baby oh baby

ilp have you noticed any correlation between a guy's appearance and the appearance of his genitals? I mean, in a very general sense. I'm not assuming you have thought about it, really. My mind involuntarily categorises and sorts things, sometimes inaccurately but nonetheless it is automatic. Does that happen to you? I have for a long time wondered if there was some definitive way to tell how a guy is, from looking at body type or shoe size or whatever....

height hasn't failed me yet in terms of size below the belt

ummm i have a few more things i've noticed but suddenly i am shy about typing them. mostly has to do with coloration

Thank you for your reflections. An excellent contribution to International Women's Day.

yes, dick coloration, not skin color in general. although honestly all my experiences save for one have been with white men. it's because of who is around me

And what proportion were circumcised, if you noticed? If you did notice, did they seem to experience reduced levels of stimulation?

i might be getting the question wrong here. i don't have x-ray goggles or anything, but somehow i have never been that surprised by anyone's size. although the larger ones usually brag about it before i ever see anything

And what proportion were circumcised, if you noticed? If you did notice, did they seem to experience reduced levels of stimulation?

yes i noticed, what the hell haha. i've only been with one uncircumsised guy, my first. most guys here in the US are cut. And they get stimulated just fine. It's not like they know what they're missing, and there are methods to increase everything good about the act anyway.

I read somewhere that the tip becomes desensitised when men are circumcised??!!

Well if it's dark and it's a one night stand sometimes it's hard to tell because whenever you see it, it's erect, and then they look pretty similar.

they feel different though

and yeah it becomes less sensitive from what i know about it, but not desensitized!

I like to laugh at cut guys because they're probably having worse orgasm than i have.



Haha, losers.

I would appreciate if people went through the whole thread before they repped me. Unless it's for bad humor in which case rep away.

Bad humor, sorry.
I still think you're OK though :)

oh he is far from okay :p

Bad humor, sorry.

Fair enough.

i should feel lucky i don't get nep repped for this more often. I imagine that past the eyeroll most people just can't be bothered, it would be paying me too much attention.

wages. women are not paid as much.

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Fair enough.

i should feel lucky i don't get nep repped for this more often. I imagine that past the eyeroll most people just can't be bothered, it would be paying me too much attention.

sarcasm is refreshing, you are a good read

No it's not, everybody and their mom is sarcastic nowadays. It defines generation Y and millenials. I was pretty pissed when i found out it was such a common character trait.

Which is why I got boundless enthusiasm!!

i was being sarcastic :(

Which is why I got boundless enthusiasm!!

On this International Women Day you should think about how there's nothing to feel enthusiastic about because women are still being discriminated against everywhere and even still treated as sub-humans in a lot of places.

Or you can keep on being insensitive to women's struggles by remaining happy and enthusiastic. Your choice.

I always remain dour and solemn throughout the whole of february because black history month.

Thank god for women it's just one day.

On this International Women Day you should think about how there's nothing to feel enthusiastic about because women are still being discriminated against everywhere and even still treated as sub-humans in a lot of places.

Or you can keep on being insensitive to women's struggles by remaining happy and enthusiastic. Your choice.

It was yesterday.
But moping around won't change anything.
We have to keep enthusiastic and strong and hopefully that will affect a few people around us and make a difference in the grand scheme of things.

I got confused cause i thought this got posted after midnight.

Good i don't have to feel dour anymore. So why am i still...oh yeah, it's my default position.

I got confused cause i thought this got posted after midnight.

Good i don't have to feel dour anymore. So why am i still...oh yeah, it's my default position.

maybe you need therapy!
:rolleyes:

the therapist sure will

I want to find a young good looking therapist to crush on so i get no benefit from therapy because i'm ashamed to present myself to her as i really am. Eventually i admit my feelings to her, she says it's inappropriate and that she will get me to see someone else and she grabs the phone but i grab the receiver from her and in panic try to kiss her. I say i will kill myself if she stops taking me as patient. She calls in orderlies who take me away to the psych ward. I get worse and constantly antagonize the staff until eventually they put me on so much drugs i become a near vegetable. Then a giant native american smothers me with a pillow to stop my suffering.

Sorry i mistook this forum for a fanfic site again.

Wait i want to change my ending. I climb on the roof of the hospital as the therapist is walking to her car in the parking lot. I scream "it was all for you Claire!" (i decided that was her name just now) then jump down. she looks but then turns away before i hit the ground. She drives home in the end but that night, is unable to make love to her husband. Eventually her failure with me and her guilt at being responsible for my death (even if she really wasn't ) sends her into a deep depression. She loses her job and husband and even child custody and ends up in a psych ward herself. She ends up killing herself jumping down from the same spot i had.

You know if i submit this to the National Film Board of Canada as film project they'll probably at least partially fund me. They fund anyone with any bullshit idea pretty much.

i'd watch it

canadian film is just pure gold

They're mostly shit. Aside from a handful of exception like Cronenberg and a bunch of french canadian ones (it's true we're much better at fllmmaking than the rest of canada, they can try to object but factually they'd be wrong)

Congrats for this wonderful achievement that is having tits and a vag

^ loser alert

https://www.jacobinmag.com/2015/03/international-womens-day-kollontai/

so far i've worked. so i will think i will just take care of myself for the rest of the day.

On “Women’s Day” the organized demonstrate against their lack of rights.

But, some will say, why this singling out of women workers? Why special “Women’s Days,” special leaflets for working women, meetings and conferences of working-class women? Is this not, in the final analysis, a concession to the feminists and bourgeois suffragettes?

Only those who do not understand the radical difference between the movement of socialist women and bourgeois suffragettes can think this way.

What is the aim of the feminists? Their aim is to achieve the same advantages, the same power, the same rights within capitalist society as those possessed now by their husbands, fathers, and brothers. What is the aim of the women workers? Their aim is to abolish all privileges deriving from birth or wealth. For the woman worker it is a matter of indifference who is the “master,” a man or a woman. Together with the whole of her class, she can ease her position as a worker.
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height hasn't failed me yet in terms of size below the belt

nor has it failed me sister, nor has it failed me

sounds like a pirate talking about his sister and himself.

You know if i submit this to the National Film Board of Canada as film project they'll probably at least partially fund me. They fund anyone with any bullshit idea pretty much.

I work in film production, if you can get an actual script together we could make it happen.
:D

he can't.

sounds like a pirate talking about his sister and himself.

:love:

^ loser alert

:dammit:

I work in film production, if you can get an actual script together we could make it happen.
:D

You and pave should talk then. Or not...maybe you dont need to trade work stories.

he can't.

Everyone knows its not so much about how good or not the script is but who you know. I mean it would be insulting to assume that most people on this forum can't write a script technically worth shooting once you've seen what gets shot. I bet even you could do it.

I mainly couldn't get that basic synopsis shot because theyd be like "hey isn't that from One Flew and isn't that line here from the Omen?" and i'd be like, no i swear this is all original ideas....

i've written tons of scripts. mostly one-act plays.

Everyone knows its not so much about how good or not the script is but who you know. I mean it would be insulting to assume that most people on this forum can't write a script technically worth shooting once you've seen what gets shot. I bet even you could do it.

I mainly couldn't get that basic synopsis shot because theyd be like "hey isn't that from One Flew and isn't that line here from the Omen?" and i'd be like, no i swear this is all original ideas....

aka you can't

i've written tons of scripts. mostly one-act plays.
help me with my homework

I can write a script. I cant get it shot no.

I'm celebrating by spraying confetti out of my vagina.

More cock talk plz

he can't.

that was supposed to be the funny...

Don't tell me what i can or can't do. I'm writing a script right now just to spite you all. It's gonna be a huis-clos between a mute and a deaf person who first hate,then love each other the hate each other again. They commit mutual homicide in the end. It's going to be a metaphor about netphoria. it'll be too much for Oscars but Cannes will love it.

Do something about two mismatched cops, and make sure to i.nclude the phrase "hilarity ensues.." in the synopsis

I know. It'll be about a cop who only wears white socks an a cop who only wears black socks. They just CANT get along because of their differences but are forced to in the end and they discover the transcendental qualities of friendship.


Also the guy with white socks realises he's been stupid and starts wearing just black socks too.

Can I be an extra?

im writing a sitcom called the board, hell of a thing to present conceptually

id be the rerehensible bully that earns the empathy of the audience because of the a bombs of truth i be droppin

I know. It'll be about a cop who only wears white socks an a cop who only wears black socks. They just CANT get along because of their differences but are forced to in the end and they discover the transcendental qualities of friendship.


Also the guy with white socks realises he's been stupid and starts wearing just black socks too.

yea but whats the story

axe cop

i want the links to your short stories and fan fictions, netphoria.

wait, is anyone here a real writer or something

When we're stuck on that island we should totally swede a bunch of films

yea but whats the story


ok here's my 20 seconds pitch


first scene: bomb in car, building explodes
second scene: bank heist
third scene: car chase (after the bank robbers)
fourth scene: shootout at a drug deal
fifth scene: sex scene
sixth scene: some shootout at a residential construction site

sold?

YES

but please incorporate a guitar solo somewhere

There will be guitar solos everywhere because the soundtrack will be Clapton.




I know it seems like a bold out of fashion taste but it's gonna work. It will introduce him to a new generation of people who have awful taste in music.

i keep reading the thread title as Irrational Women's Day

that would be redundant.

AMIRITE GUYS OR AMIRITE!?

ok here's my 20 seconds pitch


first scene: bomb in car, building explodes
second scene: bank heist
third scene: car chase (after the bank robbers)
fourth scene: shootout at a drug deal
fifth scene: sex scene
sixth scene: some shootout at a residential construction site

sold?

none of this is a story these are all plot points.

how about both of the cops are undercover drug agents but one of them is undercover for the undercover trying to find crooked or dirty cops. during one of the investigations they two cops learn that they are half-brothers mothered by different whores who are both chasing after the same criminal -> their father.

then you just sprinkle in everything you mentioned.

if it were my script the cops would both have weird obsessive hobbies, the whole thing was a dream, and the father is now a woman.

Don't you feel like having a token day is even more sexist in a way?

like how February is Black History Month, and it's the shortest month

Never noticed that...yah that is fucked

im writing a sitcom called the board, hell of a thing to present conceptually

this totally needs to happen

i hope it takes place in space or hell

none of this is a story these are all plot points.d.

Clearly you have no experience in the biz.


Action scenes loosely tied together is how you make an action film. But sure the stuff you said yeah, i guess that'll do.

Directed by Michael Bay

That's how I decide which movie not to see.

I'll get 1 ticket to whatever wasn't directed by Michael Bay please

who is the hero of Netphoria The Movie (TM)?

It's gotta be you, reprise...!!

you're the only character here that an audience would root for!!

Directed by Michael Bay

Actually the action scenes synopsis i gave was based on my vague memory of Lethal Weapon 3 which came on the other day as i was playing a game (i often leave the tv on while playing)

So directed by Richard Donner i guess.

It did pretty much come across to me as a succession of action scenes loosely tied together but then again i wasnt really watching it.

you're the only character here that an audience would root for!!

nah i dont think so. i think it would be trots, if only because he's been here the whole time. i think?

i could be one of his side-kicks though.

I'm going to write a Netphoria The Movie trailer narration and record it with my deep voice stay tuned

yeah I would have said trots.

I just want one or two scenes. Logically i should be only at the beginning and at the end of the movie.

i love how soft women feel.

i hope it takes place in space or hell

what about spacehell or hellspace

haha

nah i dont think so. i think it would be trots, if only because he's been here the whole time. i think?

no, im not a protagonist im the so called breakout character, one of the co stars thats so idiosyncratic or wild they become as celibrated as the leads

lead needs to be at least average enough to be identified with by the audience. they dont have to be good people, like JerrySeinfeld, but they do need to be an everyperson

i am very weird and also being incredibly cruel to people is part of the shtick. if i was lead it would need to be some sort of black books or always sunny kinda thing

ok, so who would you suggest?

It'll be an interesting art film that breaks convention by having no main character

^

we're all special snowflake superstars here

I will be a comic relief cameo in the sequel.
The Jar Jar Binks of netphoria if you will.

i hope alex the stampede gets a part. and corganist. and i think 28if would be the comic relief

It'll be an interesting art film that breaks convention by having no main character

theres lots of films and sitcoms like this bruh