is onboard a plane which crash lands on a tiny, extremely remote island. The possibility of being rescued is minute.

How does this play out? Who lives? Who dies? Who forms alliances?

I'll play John Locke

somebody has to step-up is all I'm saying

I imagine things will get fucked up really quickly since most of us will run out of meds within a month

For arguments sake, the island has a reasonable clean drinking water supply from an inland spring, a healthy population of birds and monkeys and pigs for consumption, and multiple acres of wild Sativa plants, some up to 8 foot high. Also several cases of nice scotch has washed ashore from the wreckage.

im hungry lets kill and eat tootles

My suggestion is that we elect a council to act as an organizing force for building shelter, gathering food and preparing the Sativa for consumption. I"m thinking approx 6 people for the council.

I'd be on a private plane.

Get it?

420 blaze it

I'd be on a private plane.

Get it?

But as it turns out this is just a fantasy you're having and then it cuts back to real life and we're using your ribcage to reinforce the sides of the fire pit?

tastes like chicken

But as it turns out this is just a fantasy you're having and then it cuts back to real life and we're using your ribcage to reinforce the sides of the fire pit?

Nah I'm a survivor. Well unless it was a tropical island then the sun would fry and kill me in 2 hours.

nearly everyone welcomes death

multiple acres of wild Sativa plants,

We'll all be fine

I'll play John Locke

somebody has to step-up is all I'm saying

FUCK NO I'M LOCKE

DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO

oh i'm used to this situation

you'd be a goner from trying to snort rare neurotoxins found in tropical fish

...until the Harlem Globetrotters show up.

obviously TOC would go batshit crazy and probably hide alone in a cave in the interrior of the island and arm himself with spears and starve to death waiting for an attack that never comes

does this guy get to be on the Island?



https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_OACSRW4AEeVOU.jpg

hed do nothing and whine abt not being appreciated

we could grind you up, stuff your intestines with you and cook it over a fire. there's your hotdog

somebody has to make the hard choices for the greater good

ill be in charge of 'batin

Elph would complain loudly that the island is neither punk nor post punk

Elph would complain loudly that the island is neither punk nor post punk

It's ok, he could use his 1/16th Native American blood and set up a casino to make some money.

imma be spinnin "the bunny hop" on my bamboo decks, better be ready to keep up or else you're gettin the stick. Afterward i will promptly be pulling the one-handed bow & arrow on myself of course

I vote for marls marola
If there's any voting going

being trapped anywhere with corgan would be torture

unthinkable

*on

I would be the Kate in this Lost situation.

I got criminal background to spare

I vote for marls marola
If there's any voting going

for what, praytell

or I would loot the luggage of the people who died and set up a trading racket

I've never really fantasized about these kind of survival scenarios.

I'd probably just kill myself day one.

I think SuckSuckStyle would be okay

with all that weed, yeah

i'm treasurer.

Someone would probably get me pregnant and then allow me to go full term and give birth, then slaughter my new born baby after my milk came in, so as to convert my abundant fat reserves into easily digestible nutrition.

So I'd be kept alive but in a stall or crate of some kind.

I was gonna say i would spend my time screaming some thing or other about "my bayby" in an aussie accent....but i guess that'd be vix.

imma be spinnin "the bunny hop" on my bamboo decks, better be ready to keep up or else you're gettin the stick. Afterward i will promptly be pulling the one-handed bow & arrow on myself of course

The phrase "bamboo decks" has made me reimagine this in a Gilligans Island style where we have all mod cons made of bamboo and stuff. We could have monkey butlers.

if for some reason netphoria posters were all that was left of humankind then we are far better off mercifully dying than repopulating. doomed, just doomed

I would refuse to have kids on any circumstance.

I should have read Lord of the Flies in high school

Who would be Piggy?

Probably me.

I've got the body and the brains of a smart 12 (?) year old and I'm cool with death. We're bros.

I imagine things will get fucked up really quickly since most of us will run out of meds within a month

lol true true

I should have read Lord of the Flies in high school

Actually that would probably be a bad thing to read right before this event.

I would likely try to form alliances between everybody and end up being the first eaten.

It's ok, he could use his 1/16th Native American blood and set up a casino to make some money.

Yo that's a stereotype my people are offended

I would cope fine because i don't take drugs prescribed or illegal.

I would wait until everyone starts entering withdrawal and then take charge since no one would be in any state to fight me. Then i'd reveal i brought with me the whole stash of several months worth fluoxetine i've been hoarding for a year and the codeine and pseudoephedrine i have in my pharmacy for no good reason (clearly these are lacking drugs but in the state everybody would be in, it would be deemed better than nothing).

I would then put everyone into a pit and fight to the death for the right to the drugs. If they refused i would tell them only i know the location of the drugs and they have no other way to get to them. Everybody would agree this is the only logical solution and besides, no one would want to have to share the limited stash of drugs anyway. Then i would kill off the remaining exhausted winner. Except if its a woman in which case i would ask her if she is willing to be my mate since we have proved ourselves to be the strongest (if its one of the gay netphorian guys i may be like eh whatever it's not like i've got better options, whadyasay?). I (or we) would then cut everyone up and smoke and cure the meat. This would hopefully help me/us last long enough to get rescued or at least make a good raft.

^

is what a sociopath sounds like

I'm so high

right now?

ever since i got to 5000th post and changed my av to a black and white pic of someone i sometimes think my posts are yours and vice versa at a glance.

is onboard a plane which crash lands on a tiny, extremely remote island. The possibility of being rescued is minute.

How does this play out? Who lives? Who dies? Who forms alliances?

fuck this, guys. i'm going home.

this scenario is flawed because why would i board a plane?

I wouldn't do that.

isn't it ironic

don't you think?

a little too ironic

ya I really do think

A little too ironic.



Yeah i really do think.

dammit

lmao!

are you all really on medication or what

Not me. Just a smooth medication of ice cold brews.

i'm not prescribed anything

We're definitely in the small minority here.

Ready to go in, fists up and take on life au naturale

i am prescribed 8 medications
and take 1 otc medication (zyrtec) and supplements (fish oil, multivitamin, and probitoics)

the brain meds are one thing and i don't know what would happen there, after the initial withdrawal. in the current environment of normal life i'd prob suicide within a year, but a drastic change like we are talking about might change things. then again the initial withdrawal might make me feel so bad i'd suicide rather quickly. at least you guys could eat me if i did that.

however i would definitely die without asthma meds advair and albuterol

the others are for hypertension and hypothyroid, the latter which would prob only make me feel bad if i stopped taking it, the former would make me die earlier but not soon. but i'd prob lose a lot of weight and that would fix my hypertension.

surriously i've been here like 4 months & i can already tell if everyone on this board was on a plane together the cliques'd probably be formed & neccesary parties be killed before a crash of any kind even happened story ends early i don't know what happens after that but i hope i get a good monkey butler

This board really is a relic stuck in time that'll always continue to grow and thrive. It's an anomaly in the ever changing, finicky world of the world wide web.

I'm on the no fly list. Happened during the Bush years.

If no one steals my glasses to make fire, I'm good.

Initially, I'll get along with everyone, but as different alliances start to be formed, I will take a step back and refuse to engage in their rites of passage. So you probably WILL end up stealing my glasses. Dammit.

I'm on the no fly list. Happened during the Bush years.

What's the no-fly list, and how did you get on it?

is onboard a plane which crash lands on a tiny, extremely remote island. The possibility of being rescued is minute.

How does this play out? Who lives? Who dies? Who forms alliances?

I need more plot info:

- what about those who are parents, are their kids on the plane, too? cue: WAAAAAAALT

- luggage, some of it gets dropped? instruments for example. cue: fuzzy's guitar is used as fire wood

I'd be the Rasputin of the island.

master of resources and organizing everyone in work groups: sppunk (nicely hidden in the shadow of his palmtree office) and scotty, sipping whiskey

trots, noyen: chef cooks
slunken, shallowed: fishing

sonic johnny: finds his love for spears and takes over the hunting group

bonnie, vixnix: set up a veggie garden

starla, killtrocity, teb: pharmacology (testing whatever grows on the island themselves)

ilp: dies in the first week, withdrawal leads to a stomach ulcer acting up, and sadly none of us is a medic

reprise: without meds the ptsd is triggered, she runs off one night, only to be found weeks later, hiding in a cave with elijah moon


catherine wheel is locked up by the rest after harrassing every female on the island, has to share a cave prison with toc (imprisoned after he tried to poison all of us.)

I offer to do the exploring/drawing maps/finding routes, only to take off for days and smoke as much weed as I can. eventually come back because I'm hungry.

Where would I get the seeds from these veggies from? The proper soil? Irrigation? What I would have to do is find wild (plant) edibles at first. Which I am the most equipped on the board to do, although I know more about temperate region plants. That is all I have going for me really. I can cook alright but I wouldn't want to get in the way.

Can I just drink whiskey with sppunk and scotty

I would be awful at fishing

I might be okay at constructing shelters if I was accompanied by someone who actually knew what they were doing

I guess

Can I just drink whiskey with sppunk and scotty

in your breaks. you'll have to run the court - since we have prisons and all!

Fuzzy would manage to piss everyone off, run drunkenly into the jungle and get himself blown up in a freak accident.

in your breaks. you'll have to run the court - since we have prisons and all!

As long as no one minds the judge bein a little tipsy

This thread has oboard circa 2000 written all over it

would i be still on parole?

if i drop dirty will you guys erect a stockade and imprison me within its confines?

will there be robitusin on this island?

what's your parole for? theft? nah, new place new rules.

Island is BYODrugs

Fuzzy would manage to piss everyone off, run drunkenly into the jungle and get himself blown up in a freak accident.

I agree. Although I could see him inadvertently wandering too close to TOCs cave fortress and ending up dead in some kind of booby trap

I'd be under the hatch; livin it up on lifelong rations, 70's entertainment and not letting you cunts enter...

Monkey Butler!

Now there's a name for your band, fuzzy!

the irony is my resistance to drugs is super fucking low.

Probably because outside of trials i rarely take anything, even over the counter stuff. I'm the guy who'd rather suffer than take a pill.

And my digestive system is a mess so trying out untested food is a bad idea. Chances are i'd have horrible cramps wen in truth everyone else would be alright eating whatever i'd just eaten.

This thread has oboard circa 2000 written all over it

It's true. Pumpkins Island, it was called.

the irony is my resistance to drugs is super fucking low.

Probably because outside of trials i rarely take anything, even over the counter stuff. I'm the guy who'd rather suffer than take a pill.

.

This is utter nonsense in the context of how you make your living.

i'm still watching lost but does anybody remember those flash forward scenes where jack is in a jeep and listening to nirvana "scentless apprentice?" (in one scene) and the pixies "gouge away" (in another). it's when he's pulling up to the funeral parlour to see the body of jeremey benthem. pretty hardcore and drastic uses of music for sure.

also as the fisherman does this mean i also have to clean and gut the fish? i would assume and hope not.

shallowed could learn a thing or two from me for sure (no homo).

roll up your pantlegs son, it's time i teach you about life

(bring your guitar)

How do I sign up for this, then? I need to get away for a while

This is utter nonsense in the context of how you make your living.

Yeah well if i cared to explain how these works you might understand but this would take paragraphs. Also, i've done it before.

Let's just say you take small dosage, usually less than a patient needing the drug would, and like two or three times, days or weeks apart. And aside from one time in all the like probably like 60 trials i've done, these were never untested on humans. Often already on the market elsewhere in the world. 90% of the time i notice no difference. No side effects. Hyper or hypotension drugs might give you a headache when pressure returns to normal. This is usually the worst ones. And then there's the anti depressants i did twice that gave me anxiety because i have a disorder and i didn't tell them. I don't do anti depressant anymore for this reason. that's it. Well an last year when i did the weed extract drug which made me panic. That was by far the worst trial i've ever done. But all it was was THC which most people here take willingly, repeatedly.

of course i stay away from hard stuff like morphine type drugs though. Some would love it, i don't want to ever feel high personally.

i was bored by word three

TEB, could you please give us a little more detail?

hahahaha

maybe i should test new drugs for a living too. i already do that without getting paid. research chemicals are weird. pretty sure i'm one of maybe one hundred people that actually shot up psychedelic phenethylamines. that is valuable, scientifically.

oooh that might be too much smoke for even me. i've never smoked more than a pack a day and even that's a bit more than usual.

That explains how awesome Axl's voice is nowadays

sometimes i like the raspy smoker voice

don't like axl rose either way though

I'll assist Bonnie.

Yeah well if i cared to explain how these works you might understand but this would take paragraphs. Also, i've done it before.

Let's just say you take small dosage, usually less than a patient needing the drug would, and like two or three times, days or weeks apart. And aside from one time in all the like probably like 60 trials i've done, these were never untested on humans. Often already on the market elsewhere in the world. 90% of the time i notice no difference. No side effects. Hyper or hypotension drugs might give you a headache when pressure returns to normal. This is usually the worst ones. And then there's the anti depressants i did twice that gave me anxiety because i have a disorder and i didn't tell them. I don't do anti depressant anymore for this reason. that's it. Well an last year when i did the weed extract drug which made me panic. That was by far the worst trial i've ever done. But all it was was THC which most people here take willingly, repeatedly.

of course i stay away from hard stuff like morphine type drugs though. Some would love it, i don't want to ever feel high personally.

None of this explains why you would rather suffer than take over the counter medication.

Didn't Guns n' Roses do a study when they were just starting out where they had to smoke three or four packs of cigarettes a day? That's how they paid the bills and practiced all day.

Never heard of that. Friends of mine have done studies with people soliciting in the mall and they give you cartons of mystery smokes (smokes with no labels) and you get paid to give reviews on em. I was thinking of doing it as I'm a casual smoker (smoke when I'm drunk socially or on drugs) but the idea of having that many cigarettes on hand seemed like a recipe for disaster.

I think you only get like 75-100 dollars at time though, so you wouldn't be able to make a living off of it

sometimes i like the raspy smoker voice

u shud listen 2 motorhead. and immortal. hella raspyness.

None of this explains why you would rather suffer than take over the counter medication.

well it depends what. Ill take painkillers. Though i could only be convinced to take codeine for horrible toothaches. And i take antihistamines when exposed to clothes that have been infested with moths (i'm allergic to moths, or at least whatever they leave behind which is mainly their shit i suppose? anyway i had to deal with a moth infestation here for like 2 years, i didnt even know was allergic to that...pretty horrible..)

I think that's about it. Anything else i'll have to really be convinced.


I only will take the drugs at trials because they pay me a lot of cash for it. Turns out ill do a lot of things i don't like for a lot of cash. I'm not proud. If i wasn't hypochondriac i probably could be convinced to take up prostitution.

supposing of course anyone would want what i've got. Which is unlikely

I mean that's all most people take. Painkillers, allergy/cold meds, and stomach meds if they have diarrhea or bad heartburn. As far as OTC goes, that's pretty much everything, no?

Well like i wont take anything for cold and flu. Well EXCEPT like tylenol for fever.So again, painkillers. Anything that says can cause drowsiness i don't want.


Also............i won't take anti anxiety drugs and anti depressant despite really needing them. I'm actually scared of what they might do to me.



Oh wait but yeah its not OTC.


I dont take digestion relate meds cause i swear none of them ever worked for me. Well rolaids might help heartburn but that's hardly meds, its just calcium and stuff.

i don't take anything for anything. except this. and that. and sometimes that.

also as the fisherman does this mean i also have to clean and gut the fish? i would assume and hope not.

nah, I can do the gutting. someone needs to build me a hut, though.

we have too many people and not enough "jobs" I can think of.
this unlimited supply of weed SJ added to the plot would take care of that, I guess.

i don't take anything for anything. except this. and that. and sometimes that.

Fine.

Rolaids, antihistamines, painkillers (tylenol or naproxen). That's it.

I win, I take nothing, I'll survive on this island (until I drown stoned, of course.)

If there's no moths on this island i'll do alright without anything.

Thankfully by next week all my current teeth issues will be fixed so there's probably not much risk of a tom hanks castaway situation of having to remove anything by myself.

Because the only thing i can think of i couldnt deal with without painkillers is toothaches. Well an abcess anyway.

we'll all need something.
you might embrace whiskey and weed as painkillers.
fuzzy and elph playing guitar all day.... IMAGINE THAT

vixnix founding her own religion. and belte. fucking belte posted here in the last 6 months.

Belte won't be a problem, we'll all decide to kill him for food in the first hour.

give me two days and I'll volunteer, but I won't eat that shit.

I could see myself giving in to a bit of alcohol but i'l need something to mix it with. But not weed, ever.

you've never had my special homemade space cookies. nom nom nom

Note to self: do not ever accept any cooked or baked goods from pave.

Actually i will just refuse any food i didnt cook myself on this island. Theres even poisoning to worry about.

Note to self: do not ever accept any cooked or baked goods from pave.

that's what everyone says AFTER I poisened them :(
I'm getting better at baking, though. I swear!

yeah it's a problem when you poison people but didn't actually mean to.

i'll collect shells.

sometimes i like the raspy smoker voice

leonard cohen

I'll volunteer to any exploration or to go looking for resources we'll eventually need.

nah, I can do the gutting. someone needs to build me a hut, though.

we have too many people and not enough "jobs" I can think of.
this unlimited supply of weed SJ added to the plot would take care of that, I guess.

i used to build huts for our cats. i think i could build you something nice.

lds should have his own personal hut where he makes us all pizza. i'll build that, too.

Also............i won't take anti anxiety drugs and anti depressant despite really needing them. I'm actually scared of what they might do to me.

I dont take digestion relate meds cause i swear none of them ever worked for me. Well rolaids might help heartburn but that's hardly meds, its just calcium and stuff.

antidepressants might really help you, just sayin'

also, if you have GERD or IBS or a stomach bug, immodium and tums are god.

we'll all need something.
you might embrace whiskey and weed as painkillers.
fuzzy and elph playing guitar all day.... IMAGINE THAT

vixnix founding her own religion. and belte. fucking belte posted here in the last 6 months.

Fuzzy will die of exposure cause he's used to the levels of sunlight found in canadian basements.

Elph's skin will bronze to the hard tan leather of his native american forebears and he will learn the way of the land and change his name to Post Punk Otter.

Vix will relax and be heaps of fun without the worry of keeping up with the joneses

Belte will mysteriously drown in knee deep water moments after regaining conciousness. He will make a good week's worth of chum.

i'll collect shells.

https://moviesfilmsmotionpictures.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/lost-hurley-sun-candy-bar.jpg

Fuzzy will die of exposure cause he's used to the levels of sunlight found in canadian basements..



So will i probably:erm:

how does someone stay so fat on an island?

secret ham reserves

Fuzzy will die of exposure cause he's used to the levels of sunlight found in canadian basements.

Elph's skin will bronze to the hard tan leather of his native american forebears and he will learn the way of the land and change his name to Post Punk Otter.



Like five minutes in and I'm already dancing around with the war bonnet and paint on pounding out Joy Division beats on those little drums

no plans will matter much because i will be carrying enough lsd at the time when the plane goes down to secretly dose everyone and watch the fireworks

you realise there's no methadone on this island right

Actually despite Sonic Johnny's claim, Ilikeplanets, wandering the island in search of plants with "medicinal properties", happens upon a bunker buried in the center of the island. The door is unlocked and for some reason she find crates of methadone in there. Unfortunately it appears to be protected by Clancy Brown as The Kurgan from Highlander.

THE KURGAN - Skill: 11 Stamina: 10

ILP, what do you do?

Fight the Kurgan? Sharpen your nails and go to 237
Turn back and decide to look for drugs elsewhere? Go to 76
Try to convince The Kurgan you've seen Macleod somewhere on the island? Go to 345
Confuse him by singing Queen's Princes of the Universe? Go to 23
Try to seduce the Kurgan into giving you the drugs? Go to 55
Look for Yo Soy and try to convince her to fight the Kurgan for you (possibly killing two birds with one stone)? Go to 78
Lastly, if you have the Amulet of Ayahakulees, go to the number inscribed upon it.

burn it all down. that is my choice. and methadone sucks, i wouldn't act for it.

unless it's the liquid

since i am skill level 420 i can easily defeat him

I guess I'll be the shaman (aka village weirdo) on the edge of the bluff

you can come to me for medicine and good mojo

also I'll be cooking fish and making tunes

come on down

A shaman wouldn't be the village weirdo. Shamans are spiritual guides.

Fuzzy would be the village idiot. And as the Rasputin of the island I would have him cast out.

And as the Rasputin of the island I would have him cast out.

this is why i think you should be banned or your posts deleted - you're not a prophet guiding us. fuck you, your threads and your fake magic, charlatan

I wonder in the real world who here would rise up as a natural leader.

Mind you i think a lot of us here probably would have issues with the idea of a leader official or not. I tend to hate people with leadership qualities. They're usually real controlling fucks.

Ive said this to you before. I'm not being intentionally manipulative. I just like creating conversation. I have no ulterior motive.

as long as i get my coconut nintendo system i'll be fine

i'll collect shells.
fast forward 6 months:
redbull sifting through your shell collection while I annoy the shit out of you by wanting to make a list of all your shells.
but I'll trade some gutted fish for pretty ones!

i used to build huts for our cats. i think i could build you something nice.

lds should have his own personal hut where he makes us all pizza. i'll build that, too.

deal!
I want an LDS pizza hut, but I have no idea how we'd be able to grow everything he needs on an island.

LDS Pizza:

http://www.missionsite.net/pictures/1990/img1292351619.jpg

You're confused, you're thinking of LSD pizza.

You're confused, you're thinking of LSD pizza.

https://38.media.tumblr.com/9fc677259c763c527376de15c84291c2/tumblr_n1kbjirxYB1s3j3rmo1_500.gif

I'm not being intentionally manipulative. I just like creating conversation.

to me this implies that you're not being honest in your posts and responses and that you're intentionally trying to stir the pot, so to speak

idk you know i'm not mad or anything but sometimes it just rubs me as disingenuous and indeed manipulative

and then you're all like i see myself as rasputin and i think i'm all that becos i no who rasputin was and what he did

omg la belle that is glory right there

i think i'll spare you from my secret druggings. you're clearly already on the right wave length

wow so drug much experiment many reality

you on the other hand....well, just be sure to drink from the red cup

i think i'll spare you from my secret druggings.

wait, you were planning to secretly drug me? :eek:

i won't be stuck on an island with sober people

i won't be stuck on an island with sober people

haha, you should see a moth or something, clean up and then warn us it is not Penny's boat!

looking forward to pulverizing a large chunk of the island's trees & natural resources to build a brand new strip mall, right by the sea

don't worry, there will be a gap

(& mcd's for what it's worth)

what? you can't have store franchises on a deserted island, that is just unrealistic!

The Coconut Plus

this island is gonna need olive groves, wheat fields, buffalo herds, tomato plantations, mills, lumber supply chain (logging/sawmilling/shipping), mines, smelters, refineries, electricity generation, water treatment/pressurisation/transportation, uh what else salt pans, textiles, some kind of ceramic/pottery tradition, construction and logistics organisations of some kind, functional roads, probably some kind of centralised body to regulate/standardise across our nascent industries and ensure the environment is not destroyed

all that for you to make a pizza?

i mean look i'm happy to make pizza for everyone, but we need to accept the need for tradeoffs in order for that to be possible

all that for you to make a pizza?

on an ongoing basis, yes

if we're taking an isolationist approach we can't just import what we need, we need to create and maintain our primary industries from the get-go

I know why you said wheat etc. but assuming that this is a tropical island then a better staple crop would be bananas or cassava or taro.

Can we please come to a consensus on the climate of the island. This is driving me crazy

i said wheat because the people want pizza, not some horrible approximation

i would prefer a mediterranean climate, personally

I'm not a fan

i can kill wild animals

and i'll do it for pizza

I'm not a fan

then get yer own fuckin' island!!

It's actually an island off the coast of Iceland and it's mild arctic climate. It's tundra and there's nothing to eat or grow. We all die of hypothermia but me fuzzy and like mooney and whoever else from canada die last. Because of better cold resistance but mainly cause we never go anywhere without a winter jacket.

I don't know why it is that whenever people think island in the ocean it's always tropical. Like there aren't islands in cold places.

i live on an island and its climate is decidedly maritime

Technically we all do i guess. But what's your island.

I do live on an island too though. the whole of Montreal is an island.

yer mom's an island

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Te_Ika-a-Māui

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Te_Ika-a-Māui

You're from the Great Britain of the Southern Hemisphere. It's basically paradise but not the most interesting or endearing climate-wise.

Paradise because it's an easy place to live if one had were dropped on an island and had to begin again. Check your privelege, LDS. Bet you've never had to shovel snow off your driveway or restrict your water usage

http://www.auckland.climatemps.com/auckland-climate-graph.gif
*rolls eyes*

Paradise because it's an easy place to live if one had were dropped on an island and had to begin again. Check your privelege, LDS. Bet you've never had to shovel snow off your driveway or restrict your water usage

yeah it's pretty great here

but a mediterranean climate would be even better

auckland is quite a bit warmer than where i live. it doesn't snow here but they don't even get a crummy wet winter there

,,,

jeez i hope there is internet on the island

can anyone make a guitar? our beautiful voices might not be enough in the way of music

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/turquoisemoleeater/guitars/turtleguitar.jpg

^ that's what i'm talking about

y'all can't kill fuzzy

I don't now about the strings and frets sand all that. But i suppose making a primitive instrument isn't that hard. But nothing like a guitar.

Anyway if we are still alive after the crash then it's a given a lot of luggage must still be fine and there's no way at least one of us didn't bring a guitar.

but a mediterranean climate would be even better

auckland is quite a bit warmer than where i live. it doesn't snow here but they don't even get a crummy wet winter there

I'm tired of fighting with you.

@ TEB: You could make the bridge, frets and tuning pegs out of bone. Our only problem now are the strings

i'll stab fuzzy to death while he sleeps

On a loosely related side note, Ever lives in Dunedin now.

we can use his intestines to make the strings

He'd finally be useful

they'd tear as soon as you strummed em!

something tells me i won't want to hear the music produced by his intestines - what if it's as awful as his posts?

the next night, i'll destroy the guitar too

but a mediterranean climate would be even better



mediterranean it is, let's plane-crash on Isola Budelli!

A businessman from New Zealand bought the private Budelli island in the Maddelena archipelago, considered one of the pearls of the Mediterranean. The island was sold for €2.94 million at an auction after the previous owner, a Milanese real estate company, went bankrupt.


http://yourguidetoitaly.com/slowitaly/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/budelli-island-spiaggia-rosa.jpg

I can't believe there can be people who own islands how dumb are humans

people buy stars

Sardinia, man. I don't know...it might be beautiful but I feel like food production might be difficult...just going on the whole maggot infested cheese (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu) thing.

My favourite potato salad is apparently inspired by Sardinian flavours though. So who knows...

but you wouldn't have so many threatening wild animals around, that's a plus

ultimately we'd have to do with fish, though

mmmm

http://www.annabelle.ch/sites/default/files/stories/1305/Grill_Rezept_Oktopus.jpg

or belteshazzar :O

I'm sorry ilp, but you will have to accept the plot: you won't get very old on this island

i don't have to accept anything

unfortunately, yes you have to. you can't just refuse a plot line!
ilp: dies in the first week, withdrawal leads to a stomach ulcer acting up, and sadly none of us is a medic

would you want your ashes skattered or a proper grave?

i need very little to live, i'm not used to luxury. i can hide away from any potential shitty island mate and very much assist the kindlier ones

obviously not you

Sadly as a person of Polynesian descent I need to report that a bland fish-based diet in a warm climate eventually leads to tribal warfare and cannibalism :(

And that was with the odd pig, rat & dog thrown in for good measure. And taro, coconut and breadfruit.

I would like to suggest an Indonesian island because spice really is the spice of life.

obviously not you

I get it that you are not keen to imagine somewhat realistic scenarios and consequences - in general.
but people who do aren't necessarily meen, you know.

Please don't repeat my ancestors mistakes. Being the descendant of the survivors means that I'll start eyeing you all up pretty soon :(

However, I am easily placated by a sit down and a hot drink of cinnamon tea...my ancestors didn't realise the power of hot spicy drinks...

clearly i will have to start a one woman revolution

again

I don't know much about cannibalism, but I refuse to believe that a proper sea food diet would lead to it

without any fish - yea okay, I can imagine that. BUT: weed, remember, plenty of weed. who would want to cut a fellow islandian into pieces - stoned?

Yeah my ancestors were definitely lacking that essential peace-keeping ingredient.

its ok. at least you aren't a slav. my ancestors were lacking that intelligence ingredient.

except for tesla, of course.

Luckily I wasn't included in any "official plotline" so I get to make my own
:D

DONT MESS WITH ME

you'll be sorry

http://i.imgur.com/8zXCq.gif

omg i love that tie T_T

i realized that i wouldn't land on the island anyway cuz i can fly. so go ahead with your fucking plot lines, knowing that

its ok. at least you aren't a slav. my ancestors were lacking that intelligence ingredient.

The poles were alright. Are you a pole?

So after my plan of sitting back and letting you tear yourselves apart comes to fruition, my natural charisma allows me to consolidate my power, overwhelm my rivals, and enslave you all subtly. Sooner or later you'll all come crawling to me... Yes....

http://i.imgur.com/Poq0HFI.jpg

this is some game of thrones shit