View Full Version : Which of these is the best name for a band?

Elijah Moon
12-20-2014, 09:56 AM
Lesbian Airport Scenario

The Art of Fuck

7 Days a Donkey

Lipstick Dragonfly

Baldwin Family Bakeoff

Jerry's Ray
12-20-2014, 10:22 AM
Lipstick dragonfly

Sonic Johnny
12-20-2014, 11:11 AM
Monkey Piss

Jerry's Ray
12-20-2014, 11:15 AM
Wait... Is Monkey Piss an option? I change my vote to Monkey Piss please...

12-20-2014, 11:29 AM
vaginal discharge

The exploding boy
12-20-2014, 12:38 PM
Mike Hunt's Dishonorable Discharge

I got that from Chrissy Hynde though. But as far as i now it was never officially used.

Personally if it was my band, maybe Public Cervix.

Elijah Moon
12-20-2014, 12:48 PM
Dolphin Whores of Atlantis ?

Elijah Moon
12-20-2014, 12:54 PM
Despots and Bedbugs ?

No, I'm out of ideas

12-20-2014, 01:40 PM
Lesbian Airport Scenario - C-

The Art of Fuck - C

7 Days a Donkey - D

Lipstick Dragonfly - C+

Baldwin Family Bakeoff - B

12-20-2014, 01:41 PM
Despots and Bedbugs - C-

Dolphin Whores of Atlantis - D-

12-20-2014, 01:42 PM
This is a worst band name contest right?

Elijah Moon
12-20-2014, 01:47 PM
It's all whimsy, I wouldn't name a band any of them.

12-20-2014, 01:49 PM
The Oranges

The peeled bananas (VU cover band of course)

The Grapefruits

12-20-2014, 01:55 PM
I love that "The the" was an actual not even obscure band

Elijah Moon
12-20-2014, 02:46 PM
Say That To My Face And Thank Me

Pelican Pyjama Party

12-20-2014, 03:07 PM

Elijah Moon
12-20-2014, 05:12 PM
Rustic Ruminations

Ladder To Your Bladder

Smackhead Scarecrows

Elijah Moon
12-20-2014, 05:54 PM
Okay, last three:

Praise My Favourite Fish

We Practically Dominate the Sky

Fistful of Fetishes

Elijah Moon
12-20-2014, 06:03 PM
The penultimate one sounds like it could be the title of a Guided By Voices song

12-20-2014, 06:04 PM
Lesbian Airport Scenario. Obviously.

12-20-2014, 06:43 PM
Band names without the musical context are like punchlines without the set-up.

The Birthday Party is like the greatest band name ever, but only if you know they're Goth

Sonic Johnny
12-20-2014, 08:56 PM
Best band name of all time is Botch

In the context of their music, that is

12-20-2014, 10:29 PM
Baldwin Family Bakeoff

Elijah Moon
12-21-2014, 07:12 PM
These are two genuine ones I considered years ago when I made music in a "band" (more of a duo with occasional extra guitar):

Solipsia [till someone pointed out it was wanky and pretentious]

Incredible Chainsaw Police [too "jokey" and shared the initials of Insane Clown Posse]