View Full Version : Which of these is the best name for a band?


Elijah Moon
12-20-2014, 07:56 AM
Lesbian Airport Scenario

The Art of Fuck

7 Days a Donkey

Lipstick Dragonfly

Baldwin Family Bakeoff

Jerry's Ray
12-20-2014, 08:22 AM
Lipstick dragonfly

Sonic Johnny
12-20-2014, 09:11 AM
Monkey Piss

Jerry's Ray
12-20-2014, 09:15 AM
Wait... Is Monkey Piss an option? I change my vote to Monkey Piss please...

Mooney
12-20-2014, 09:29 AM
vaginal discharge

The exploding boy
12-20-2014, 10:38 AM
^
Mike Hunt's Dishonorable Discharge


I got that from Chrissy Hynde though. But as far as i now it was never officially used.

Personally if it was my band, maybe Public Cervix.

Elijah Moon
12-20-2014, 10:48 AM
Dolphin Whores of Atlantis ?

Elijah Moon
12-20-2014, 10:54 AM
Despots and Bedbugs ?

No, I'm out of ideas

soniclovenoize
12-20-2014, 11:40 AM
Lesbian Airport Scenario - C-

The Art of Fuck - C

7 Days a Donkey - D

Lipstick Dragonfly - C+

Baldwin Family Bakeoff - B

soniclovenoize
12-20-2014, 11:41 AM
Despots and Bedbugs - C-

Dolphin Whores of Atlantis - D-

Elphenor
12-20-2014, 11:42 AM
This is a worst band name contest right?

Elijah Moon
12-20-2014, 11:47 AM
It's all whimsy, I wouldn't name a band any of them.

Elphenor
12-20-2014, 11:49 AM
The Oranges

The peeled bananas (VU cover band of course)

The Grapefruits

Elphenor
12-20-2014, 11:55 AM
I love that "The the" was an actual not even obscure band

Poots
12-20-2014, 12:25 PM
Cream Corn From the Socket of Davis.

Elijah Moon
12-20-2014, 12:46 PM
Say That To My Face And Thank Me

Pelican Pyjama Party

Poots
12-20-2014, 12:48 PM
Rembrandt Pussyhorse

reprise85
12-20-2014, 01:07 PM
...Bitch!

Elijah Moon
12-20-2014, 03:12 PM
Rustic Ruminations

Ladder To Your Bladder

Smackhead Scarecrows

Elijah Moon
12-20-2014, 03:54 PM
Okay, last three:

Praise My Favourite Fish

We Practically Dominate the Sky

Fistful of Fetishes

Elijah Moon
12-20-2014, 04:03 PM
The penultimate one sounds like it could be the title of a Guided By Voices song

ilikeplanets
12-20-2014, 04:04 PM
Lesbian Airport Scenario. Obviously.

Elphenor
12-20-2014, 04:43 PM
Band names without the musical context are like punchlines without the set-up.

The Birthday Party is like the greatest band name ever, but only if you know they're Goth

Sonic Johnny
12-20-2014, 06:56 PM
Best band name of all time is Botch

In the context of their music, that is

toase
12-20-2014, 08:29 PM
Baldwin Family Bakeoff

Elijah Moon
12-21-2014, 05:12 PM
These are two genuine ones I considered years ago when I made music in a "band" (more of a duo with occasional extra guitar):

Solipsia [till someone pointed out it was wanky and pretentious]

Incredible Chainsaw Police [too "jokey" and shared the initials of Insane Clown Posse]