View Full Version : Any Slater Kinny fans here?


Shallowed
10-18-2014, 05:49 AM
It's not often that you see all-girl bands that rock as much as these chicks. You guys should check them out.

Sleater-Kinney release first new song in nine years “Bury Our Friends” (http://consequenceofsound.net/2014/10/sleater-kinney-release-first-new-song-in-nine-years-bury-our-friends-listen/)

Shallowed
10-18-2014, 05:49 AM
Any fans at all?

Shallowed
10-18-2014, 05:50 AM
Anyone?

Elijah Moon
10-18-2014, 06:27 AM
No. I can speak for everyone because I surveyed every member.

Shallowed
10-18-2014, 06:37 AM
Fine then, resign to your lame hipster bands.

Trotskilicious
10-18-2014, 06:53 AM
i am getting the box set next week

Trotskilicious
10-18-2014, 06:54 AM
i think 1-21-15 is written on the single in the box set. obviously this will be when the real and shadow worlds collide

Shallowed
10-18-2014, 07:01 AM
I for one welcome our shadowy overlords

Mooney
10-18-2014, 08:29 AM
i listened to the woods quite a bit back when it came out and for whatever reason never branched out from there. what albums should i check out next?

The exploding boy
10-18-2014, 09:02 AM
are they like.......lesbian rock?what do they look like? Cause like I only listen to female artists i might want to fuck.

Shallowed
10-18-2014, 09:09 AM
hey man, all depends on what you're into, big tits, small tits, skinny chicks, fat chicks, black chicks, white chicks, there's a band for every and any man's desires, Sleeter Kinsey might just be the one for you.

They play rock music so I mean yeah it rocks

The exploding boy
10-18-2014, 09:19 AM
Cool. I like bands that rock. Like Guns n Roses.

Shallowed
10-18-2014, 09:23 AM
Slitter Keaney sound exactly like Guns n Roses except better because they're chicks

Trotskilicious
10-18-2014, 04:26 PM
i listened to the woods quite a bit back when it came out and for whatever reason never branched out from there. what albums should i check out next?

Dig me out
All hands on the bad one

pale blue eyes
10-18-2014, 09:01 PM
^^ Agreed. They are great.

New single soon and new album a bit less soon. God, I hope they tour.

Trotskilicious
10-19-2014, 12:23 AM
meeee tooooooooooooooooooooo omgzz

Trotskilicious
10-19-2014, 12:24 AM
^^ Agreed. They are great.

plus i think they are both way more accessible than call the doctor because it's very raw and then one beat which i think is kinda their experimental album, some of the very best tracks though. I've really never listened to the hot rock for some reason

i actually think the first LP was super crappy (also, no janet), amazing what came from it

thing about the tour it's gonna be all big and shit because omg it's the portlandia girl lol lets go

i've been reppin this band for years now and everybody's like "who, what?" or "they are overrated because they're women"

pale blue eyes
10-19-2014, 05:30 PM
We're like the same person, Trots. Except add at the end, "Everybody thinks I might be a lesbian because I like them." Why can't I just be a socially terrible hetero who has excellent taste in music?

Shallowed
10-19-2014, 05:46 PM
You're a lesbin just admit it.

So wanna threesome?

Trotskilicious
10-19-2014, 07:12 PM
"It sounds like a lot of shrieking. I don't like it."
"Yeah I know it's like some kind of cat fight."
"Haha bro, yeah, cat fight. Totally. Bro."
"Yeah why would you want to sound like that?
"Modest Mouse. That was a good band."

Trotskilicious
10-19-2014, 07:16 PM
I have helped spread the gospel though. Friend of mine liked the woods then got into them a little more from what i was listening to at the house, but then when portlandia came on carrie became her heroine. Which is totally legit since she was already going into it knowing she was in the band 1st. I dunno why i have such a problem with this. ppl that only know carrie from portlandia is like people moving to austin from california

Also this dude i lived with real AOR guy that loves grandpas guitars and such was listening to rollercoaster because i had it on, and he was like 'god damn this drummer is insane' and then developed some appreciation for it. Acid helped, apparently all the music i like was incredible to him on acid. Pixies, SP, Sonic Youth, MBV, S-K. Probably someone who will grow into a noise fan I guess.

The Omega Concern
10-19-2014, 07:22 PM
How come all chick bands come across as watered down shitty derivatives of this:



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Trotskilicious
10-19-2014, 07:27 PM
there we go that's what this thread needed

"why are all these bands full of bitches so much like this girl band they put together to make my dick hard. remember when the idea of a chick band was to make me horny?"

Shallowed
10-19-2014, 07:44 PM
Hey thanks Omega, you can take over from here. It's really tiring being a piece of shit.

Shallowed
10-19-2014, 07:45 PM
I'm torrenting their discography on rutracker but no one is seeding :(

Trotskilicious
10-19-2014, 08:17 PM
do you not have spotify already man

Trotskilicious
10-19-2014, 08:17 PM
or you could just do thepiratebay.se

noyen
10-19-2014, 08:21 PM
i guess i miss them more than i thought. plowed through a few albums and yeah. wish i could get that box set. i think i'll have to sacrifice this for getting the unwound box set for leaves turn inside you coming out next month.

The exploding boy
10-19-2014, 08:48 PM
there we go that's what this thread needed

"why are all these bands full of bitches so much like this girl band they put together to make my dick hard. remember when the idea of a chick band was to make me horny?"

Is it wrong though when you get horny at bands not meant to make you horny? Its like their lack of trying to appeal to men makes me hot.

this might mean i'm a lesbo.

Shallowed
10-19-2014, 09:43 PM
do you not have spotify already man

Naw fuck that lossy shit

or you could just do thepiratebay.se

I'd rather download it from a private tracker

noyen
10-19-2014, 10:27 PM
But you can stream for free and the artists will get paid .04 cents per 100 plays.

Shallowed
10-20-2014, 04:55 AM
I'd rather download music for free and nobody gets jack shit.

F.Delacroix
10-20-2014, 08:33 AM
How's Ed Kowalczyk's solo stuff?

pale blue eyes
10-20-2014, 10:14 AM
Tour dates!

02-08 Spokane, WA - Knitting Factory Spokane
02-09 Boise, ID - Knitting Factory Boise
02-10 Salt Lake City, UT - The Depot
02-12 Denver, CO - Ogden Theater
02-13 Omaha, NE - Slowdown
02-14 Minneapolis, MN - First Avenue
02-15 Milwaukee, WI - Turner Hall
02-17 Chicago, IL - Riviera
02-22 Boston, MA - House of Blues
02-24 Washington, DC - 9:30 Club
02-26 New York, NY - Terminal 5
02-28 Philadelphia, PA - Union Transfer
03-01 Pittsburgh, PA - Stage AE
03-18 Berlin, Germany - Postbahnhof
03-19 Amsterdam, The Netherlands - Paradiso
03-20 Paris, France - Cigale
03-21 Antwerp, Belgium - Trix
03-23 London, England - Roundhouse
03-24 Manchester, England - Albert Hall
03-25 Glasgow, Scotland - O2 ABC
03-26 Dublin, Ireland - Vicar Street

D.
10-20-2014, 03:24 PM
Omaha is less than three hours away.:smoke:

Trotskilicious
10-20-2014, 06:03 PM
lol omaha but not austin how cool is this town for real

Trotskilicious
10-21-2014, 05:41 PM
Eeeeeeee new album eeeeeeeee

Poots
10-21-2014, 05:58 PM
thing about the tour it's gonna be all big and shit because omg it's the portlandia girl lol lets go

i've been reppin this band for years now and everybody's like "who, what?" or "they are overrated because they're women"

http://www.selfstoragefinders.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/hipster5.jpg

Shallowed
10-21-2014, 06:25 PM
Swans are great, that man has good taste.

Trotskilicious
10-21-2014, 06:47 PM
Tool fan says what?

Shallowed
10-21-2014, 07:30 PM
Oh my god spirals and maths I'm transcending right now

Trotskilicious
10-21-2014, 07:52 PM
Im going to die if they play tx and i dont see them

But i bet itll be sxsw and then acl or some fuck, angarangarag

The exploding boy
10-21-2014, 08:04 PM
Not that i care that much personally cause 1 - i dont really go to shows and 2 - i only ever really liked The Woods and haven't listened to it in years but...they're skipping canada entirely apparently... Kinda weird, they have a lot of fans here.

Trotskilicious
10-21-2014, 08:26 PM
Its the first leg im sure

Trotskilicious
10-22-2014, 01:11 AM
i think i have one of the 500 autographed singles

The exploding boy
10-22-2014, 06:46 AM
i think i have one of the 500 autographed singles

http://www.selfstoragefinders.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/hipster5.jpg

Shallowed
10-22-2014, 07:40 AM
http://www.selfstoragefinders.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/hipster5.jpg

http://www.selfstoragefinders.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/hipster5.jpg

http://www.selfstoragefinders.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/hipster5.jpg

pale blue eyes
10-22-2014, 09:38 PM
i think i have one of the 500 autographed singles

You think?

I don't, my but record store had one of the colored vinyl sets. :smoke:

Trotskilicious
10-23-2014, 02:53 AM
I pre ordered that :smoking: thats how i got the single

Trotskilicious
10-23-2014, 03:29 AM
http://www.selfstoragefinders.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/hipster5.jpg

(i bet this guy doesn't even listen to swans)

pale blue eyes
10-23-2014, 08:08 AM
I pre ordered that :smoking: thats how i got the single

Mine has the single, which has the etched signatures on on b-side. Some are actually hand signed, correct? I was late to finding out about this but not many sites have complete info on it.

Poots
10-23-2014, 09:48 AM
Mine has the single, which has the etched signatures on on b-side. Some are actually hand signed, correct? I was late to finding out about this but not many sites have complete info on it.

http://www.selfstoragefinders.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/hipster4.jpg

Shallowed
10-23-2014, 07:12 PM
http://www.selfstoragefinders.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/hipster4.jpg

http://www.selfstoragefinders.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/hipster4.jpg

Poots
10-23-2014, 07:15 PM
http://www.selfstoragefinders.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/hipster4.jpg

http://www.selfstoragefinders.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/hipster1.jpg

Trotskilicious
10-23-2014, 08:48 PM
Mine has the single, which has the etched signatures on on b-side. Some are actually hand signed, correct? I was late to finding out about this but not many sites have complete info on it.

Yes subpop clarified this on tweeter

Trotskilicious
10-23-2014, 08:49 PM
Poots what the fuck is your problem with vinyl you fucking subhuman filth

Poots
10-23-2014, 08:56 PM
http://www.wearto.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/tumblr_mqrut1FpSA1s511rho1_500.jpg

Trotskilicious
10-23-2014, 08:59 PM
You are pathetic

The exploding boy
10-23-2014, 09:46 PM
Seriously though if i saw that twat with his fucking record player out at a cafe i would smash this vinyl over his head.

Ok well no cause i'm a pussy, but i might actually call poots to come over and do it for me (but maybe hes a pussy too i dunno). And we don't even like each other. There's things like that. Because this kinda guy is not about his love of vinyls, its about being seen in public listening to his vinyls.

And that other guy totally looks like someone who would listen to swans, because if you're not aware that a band like swans is like 500 points on a hipster cred card then you're oblivious. I'm talking about the people who i thought had been established most of us here hated, those who listen to music not cause they really like it, but because they think it says something about them. Now im sure you CAN actually like swans for the right reasons even if i dont, but that sort of band has a fanbase made up by at least a third of guys like these. I've known loads in my social days and i havent even known that many people.

Trotskilicious
10-23-2014, 09:56 PM
I mean of couse its ridiculous to have a turntable out at a coffee shop but the overwhelming idiocy itt re: records is laughable

Trotskilicious
10-23-2014, 09:59 PM
but that sort of band has a fanbase made up by at least a third of guys like these.

You mean like all bands?

Swans should be a cult act and it was before pitchfork started hyping them. Not my fault, not theirs either. They are critical darlings and one of the few records this year that netphoria had some consensus on, chelsea wolfe being another. They go back to no wave with their pals sonic youth and should be afforded the kind of respect they deserve

Most of this is about poots being butthurt. Im sorry poots if your ideas about race are painfully stupid and racist, youll need to get over it someday

Trotskilicious
10-23-2014, 10:05 PM
And vinyl is about having a hard copy of music, and in an age where all physical formats are obsolete why wouldnt you want to go with the most durable, longest lasting one? Also the artwork is huge. I think even a guy like poots would get it if he flipped thru a vinyl copy of machina. Liner notes for cds cant hold a candle

I cant and wont testify to sound quality.

Shallowed
10-23-2014, 10:10 PM
No sir you are an attention seeking narc who desperately wants people to ask you about your trendy record player at the coffee shop.

That is what you are.

Shallowed
10-23-2014, 10:12 PM
I can't imagine how awful it must have been when vinyl was the only format to listen to music on. There must have been hipsters EVERYWHERE.

The exploding boy
10-23-2014, 10:16 PM
No sir you are an attention seeking narc who desperately wants people to ask you about your trendy record player at the coffee shop.

That is what you are.

yes.


And yes there used to be hipsters everywhere because they all bought vinyls and dressed like it was the 70s, 60s or 80s......which it was.

Trotskilicious
10-23-2014, 10:21 PM
I can't imagine how awful it must have been when vinyl was the only format to listen to music on. There must have been hipsters EVERYWHERE.

It wasnt the first

Trotskilicious
10-23-2014, 10:22 PM
Cassette collecting however...

butthurt
10-23-2014, 10:41 PM
Most of this is about poots being butthurt.

:o

noyen
10-24-2014, 07:49 PM
Cassette collecting however...

SAY IT TO MY FACE.

i like cassettes. they have outlasted cds that got cd rot. and still sound great on a $1000 cassette deck with tube amp.

:)

they are also great to record to. so simple and straight forward. a nice 4 track tape or dat machine. BONER.

Elphenor
10-24-2014, 09:23 PM
Why are people butthurt about hipsters. Why is it so bad to be unique and cool.

Poots
10-24-2014, 09:31 PM
I mean of couse its ridiculous to have a turntable out at a coffee shop but the overwhelming idiocy itt re: records is laughable

I can only speak for myself, but no one here is taking any of this seriously. I'm not sure how you misinterpreted it to be an attack on the Swan Band or vinyl records, of all things.

I just posted a picture of a hipster riding a camel in the city.

The exploding boy
10-24-2014, 09:32 PM
Why are people butthurt about hipsters. Why is it so bad to be unique and cool.

I know. It nice to be unique by being like everyone else in a subculture.

Poots
10-24-2014, 09:36 PM
http://www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/f3019888-506d-434f-893c-6be2d0c3e072-460x276.jpeg

http://www.selfstoragefinders.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/hipster5.jpg

Elphenor
10-24-2014, 09:36 PM
You're not like everyone else though that's the point. "Hipsters" like every subculture are made up of people who don't fit in with normal culture, but still have a desire to be social and to belong to a group.

Poots
10-24-2014, 09:37 PM
Is it illegal to kill hipsters out of season? Is it a slap on the wrist or are we talking serious time?

Poots
10-24-2014, 09:57 PM
Seriously though if i saw that twat with his fucking record player out at a cafe i would smash this vinyl over his head.

Ok well no cause i'm a pussy, but i might actually call poots to come over and do it for me (but maybe hes a pussy too i dunno). And we don't even like each other.

Hey man I thought we were amigos. Buddies. It really makes me sad to hear you don't like me. What can I do to make you want to be my friend? If you don't want to be my friend just don't respond. I hate rejection.

love,
Poots

Poots
10-24-2014, 09:58 PM
fuck you then

The exploding boy
10-24-2014, 10:55 PM
well to be fair i don't truly hate anyone here. Maybe one or two and you're not one of them.

Poots
10-24-2014, 11:02 PM
I'll take it! Now we are best friends forever!!!

Trotskilicious
10-25-2014, 05:46 AM
eat shit poots

Trotskilicious
10-25-2014, 05:46 AM
I know. It nice to be unique by being like everyone else in a subculture.

i'm definitely one of a kind

Trotskilicious
10-25-2014, 05:47 AM
You're not like everyone else though that's the point. "Hipsters" like every subculture are made up of people who don't fit in with normal culture, but still have a desire to be social and to belong to a group.

no

Trotskilicious
10-25-2014, 05:48 AM
just give the bands i like an honest chance i am not trying to get CRED

The exploding boy
10-25-2014, 10:07 AM
i'm against sublcultures in general. I'm against uniforms. I'm against trying to narrow down what you are as a person to some clothes and what records you listen to and what kind of tv shows or movies you like and all that shit. Some part of me is nerd and geek, and some part of me is hipster, some part is punk, some part is hippie, and some part is goth and some part is jock... DON'T TRY TO LABEL ME.

Poots
10-25-2014, 10:50 AM
i'm against sublcultures in general. I'm against uniforms. I'm against trying to narrow down what you are as a person to some clothes and what records you listen to and what kind of tv shows or movies you like and all that shit. Some part of me is nerd and geek, and some part of me is hipster, some part is punk, some part is hippie, and some part is goth and some part is jock... DON'T TRY TO LABEL ME.

http://www.selfstoragefinders.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/hipster1.jpg

The exploding boy
10-25-2014, 11:00 AM
If i saw that guy in montreal i wouldn't even blink. This is a city in which you migth see guys go around on unicycles. Not because they're clowns (well not in THAT sense), but because they deemed it an acceptable mean of transportation. Its a provincial (and somewhat national) mecca for both hippies and hipsters. Or worse, the dreaded combination of the two, the hippister.

Poots
10-25-2014, 11:03 AM
You wouldn't bat an eye seeing a man riding a bactrian camel in Montreal? wow. I'll have to make it up there some time. I've been before, but I guess I missed the camel hippies.

The exploding boy
10-25-2014, 11:12 AM
Well ok i would i would but...barely you know. I'd be like..yeah...it kinda figures that would happen someday.

TuralyonW3
10-25-2014, 11:26 AM
that fuckin vinyl box set is tempting

Trotskilicious
10-25-2014, 03:40 PM
Its wonderful comes w new single

Trotskilicious
10-25-2014, 03:41 PM
i'm against sublcultures in general. I'm against uniforms. I'm against trying to narrow down what you are as a person to some clothes and what records you listen to and what kind of tv shows or movies you like and all that shit. Some part of me is nerd and geek, and some part of me is hipster, some part is punk, some part is hippie, and some part is goth and some part is jock... DON'T TRY TO LABEL ME.

Im a Black metal punkgazer

slunken
10-25-2014, 03:45 PM
advanced smooth

Trotskilicious
10-25-2014, 03:46 PM
Correction: blackmetal post-punkgazer

Elphenor
10-25-2014, 04:04 PM
Disgusting

Trotskilicious
10-25-2014, 05:44 PM
Eat shit, clone

Elphenor
10-25-2014, 05:49 PM
I do like a lot of modern Post-Punk Gaze Pop or whatever. Most people just call it "Indie Pop"

Trotskilicious
10-25-2014, 07:14 PM
You dont seem to get it

I am the TRILLEST

duovamp
10-25-2014, 07:58 PM
Rick Rizzle the trilla.

Elphenor
10-25-2014, 11:46 PM
metal

http://i62.tinypic.com/b4uwlw.png

Trotskilicious
10-25-2014, 11:48 PM
you've now confirmed that you are no better than fuzzyroses

Trotskilicious
10-25-2014, 11:48 PM
open your ears, idiot

Elphenor
10-25-2014, 11:51 PM
That was just a shit post. sorry. My friend sent that to me and I couldn't stop laughing