my wife lost her phone last week. it fell out of her pocket at 7-11. the person who found it, instead of leaving it with 7-11 staff, took it home with them....40 miles away.

we're generally very busy these days now the semester has started and we have only one car. trying to arrange a meet up and he says he doesn't have a car. whatever, we go back and forth by text trying to arrange a meetup and i'm just annoyed and anxious that i have to deal with someone i don't know.

so the weird part.

D is recovering from surgery she had two weeks ago. we went to the surgeon's office last week just to make sure the wounds weren't getting infected (they were looking a little weird), but they were fine.

she went in for today's follow up and the appointment was canceled. the office called her phone to verify whether we still needed the appointment, and this guy answered, said that he was her significant other and canceled the appointment.

should i be as creeped out as i am?

that is creepy. did the office tell you he said that? it is possible they misunderstood him.

i'd say get the phone back asap and meet in a public place

lotta weird shit been going down lately. it's the heat.

The only pictures on her phone are of our cats,lil

bub?

Report it stolen. Seriously. He has no desire to give it back it seems until then.

call your provider and lock the number!

call the police. they may shoot you, but there should be legal repercussions for someone misrepresenting you and her. that's fucked up.

and then call a lawyer and sue the fuck out of these people because america.

i'd say get the phone back asap and meet in a public place

Lolol

Time to shut that phone off and get a new one

I love how rwo people advise you to get the phone back,

That is some terrible advice

if anything, blackmail the fuck out of these people.

"i will kill you if you don't buy me a big bite and funyons. oh, and i need an ounce of weed. meet me at staples"

call him and tell him he's won the lottery. and he has to meet you. behind staples. with the above items.

or call and tell him "this is a police sting: you are fucked." and hang up.

Make sure that bud is dro

I love how rwo people advise you to get the phone back,

That is some terrible advice

maybe. my reasoning is, if he wants the information that's on there, he already has it. might as well get the phone back.

but yeah, safer would be just lock the phone and forget about the whole thing.

Guys fucking with him to begin with you are not getting that phone back

He probably is 'teaching you a lesson' and this is hilarious to him

i took the phone. i'm on to you bread man you're going down

Guys fucking with him to begin with you are not getting that phone back

He probably is 'teaching you a lesson' and this is hilarious to him

i am a bit naive i suppose. i cannot possibly imagine ever having this reaction in this sort of situation so it's hard for me to remember that some people are just dickheads

all people are dickheads

UPS sometimes will make a pickup and pack an item for a small fee. i'd say it's worth the minor investment as a gamble. Send the UPS guy to deal with this psycho.

From the UPS website FAQ:
Will you pick up my items at my location and pack and ship them?
Several of our locations are capable of coming to your residence or business to pick up, pack and ship your item(s). Because our locations are individually owned and operated, services and prices may vary. Contact your neighborhood location to ensure it offers this service.

so.

D. told her online friends about the canceled dr appointment and they were like "i thought you got your phone back because you started sending pictures of your cats to us". creepFactor++;

got the phone disconnected.

called the cops. a deputy in the field gave me a call so gether facts on the situation and he was like "yeah that's messed up." I gave him the information i had and he's going to try to make contact tonight.


i should also mention that the kid sent me his email address at one point so i could send the shipping label. so i found his facebook. he posted this picture on it about 2 hours ago.

http://i.imgur.com/qkTaTGF.jpg

Told you

I bet he lives in you neighborhood too

Just seemed like a real douchbag kid thing to do from the start

there are a lot of other details i'm leaving out, but i'm nearly completely certain this kid lives in volusia county.

Florida teens, man.

This is why I pat down all my pockets instinctively before leaving any place. Phone, keys, wallet all always In the same place. Would hate to have to deal with this sort of thing.

And yeah, calling the police was probably the right move.

what a fucking scooby

so.

D. told her online friends about the canceled dr appointment and they were like "i thought you got your phone back because you started sending pictures of your cats to us". creepFactor++;

got the phone disconnected.

called the cops. a deputy in the field gave me a call so gether facts on the situation and he was like "yeah that's messed up." I gave him the information i had and he's going to try to make contact tonight.


i should also mention that the kid sent me his email address at one point so i could send the shipping label. so i found his facebook. he posted this picture on it about 2 hours ago.

http://i.imgur.com/qkTaTGF.jpg
I laughed so hard at this I'm sorry

I would've met up with him and brought a gun and six or seven other armed individuals. Then I would confront him about it and make vague threats to him. After that I'd begin targeting his residence on a monthly basis by vandalizing it.

But hey that's just one man's opinion.

This is a good reminder to password protect your phones, kids.

:/

in '05 a similar thing happened to me when i lost my phone. that evening it went straight to voicemail but the next day it rang and my outgoing msg was changed to 'hey this is david. this isn't ******'s phone anymore so quit callin'. she got a new one. leave a message.' i left him a message.

then he started texting my friends looking to fuck. and asking my boyfriend if he knew any girls. i somehow got the guys house number and called and spoke to his mother. i was done from there and kissed my phone good bye.

teens. i tell ya.

my wife lost her phone last week. it fell out of her pocket at 7-11. the person who found it, instead of leaving it with 7-11 staff, took it home with them....40 miles away.

isn't that stealing?

Technically not according to the 1847 Supreme Court case of Finders v. Keepers.

I thoughts it was Finders v. Losers?

in that case i'd go for personal revenge.

how does a phone "fall out of her pocket" at a 7-11?


something doesn't sound right about that.

dude wtf r u serious have u ever been to a 711?!? change the channel grampa

how does a phone "fall out of her pocket" at a 7-11?


something doesn't sound right about that.

They were fucking in the candy aisle okay? Jeez.

Can't a guy get his bang on at a convenience store any more? I thought this was America.

I laughed so hard at this I'm sorry
don't worry, i laughed too.

how does a phone "fall out of her pocket" at a 7-11?


something doesn't sound right about that.
she was taking a shit. and it fell out of her pocket.

i hate you.

so this guy went to the ladies toilet when he found the thing? or did your gf just randomly shit on the floor there?

hey, is she in Femen?

how does a phone "fall out of her pocket" at a 7-11?


something doesn't sound right about that.

what's the alternative, that she threw it on the ground for no reason?

It's all a setup to get JB to drive all the way out there so he can be murdered and chopped up into pieces all because she doesn't know how to get out of an unhappy marriage. Anything can happen, per I'm hardcore.

the restrooms at this 7-11 are gendered, but are single stalls. otherwise it'd be really weird.

she was taking a shit. and it fell out of her pocket.

i hate you.


and then a guy went into the women's bathroom and retrieved her phone?

so strange

This sucks, but at least it's funny rather than creepy. Good luck getting the phone back!

I've had incredible luck during my time in the US, where I once forgot my phone in a cab and the driver texted my friend asking her to tell me to meet him the next day at grand central station to return it and then refused to accept any money in gratitude. Another time, I left my wallet in a cab and the cab company kept it safely as well, no money missing, nothing. A third time, I forgot my car keys in a Wawa while out with a friend (no idea why I had my keys out, my car was parked in her house and we were traveling in her car), and only noticed three days later when I had to actually go home - I called Wawa and it was right there waiting for me. idk but I have a some faith in you Americans. My wallet was stolen here and some creep followed me home the other day - currently not a lot of faith in France.

http://i.imgur.com/qkTaTGF.jpg

this is priceless its like a wrinkle in time

some guy at subway one time told me "slipknot not even that good"
i was like "wat? have u seen how many members they have???"

the universe is like "just in case you forgot people are fucks"

http://i60.tinypic.com/21amvxx.jpg

children! of course! with their punk rock!

they look more like jocks without athletic ability.

we got the phone back many months ago. they took a handful of pictures with it, but i only now got around to uploading them.

http://i.imgur.com/TqTgKHa.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/vgV0krt.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/tUBKxZZ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/bcHAW77.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/vNuJnhz.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/2PqMi69.jpg

this is not some weird fetish, i promise

ugh what a bunch of disgusting creatures

hmm....i believe the term you're looking for is "americans"






I WENT THERE

suburbans

they are definitely florida's particular brand of redneck. especially the shirtless dude in board shorts.

Nothing trashy about these people at all.

they are definitely florida's particular brand of redneck. especially the shirtless dude in board shorts.

Yeah that guy's the best. I kind of want to make him an avatar.

they are definitely florida's particular brand of redneck. especially the shirtless dude in board shorts.

Chicks are pretty standard too

http://i.imgur.com/TqTgKHa.jpg


guy looks like bruce willis

what is that kid doing in the lower right corner of the photo?

reluctantly posing for the photo it looks like.

I bet it sucks growing up in a meth house

i'm interested in the tale of finalizing the retrieval process of said phone...

i called the cops with the information i had (including the address that they gave me to send the shipping label). the cops went to their house and got it back without issue.

and how thoroughly did you clean the thing upon reception?

i could imagine the family pictured here taking turns at rubbing the device on their private parts, between each photo

just something to think about

not some weird fetish

Could you tell us if it touched taint, without getting too graphic.

basically dipped the thing in 93% isopropyl alcohol

since it wasn't 100% i'm afraid likely some of their florida redneck super germs might have survived. consider a quick dip in acid or at the very least, bleach.

Get this shit on your devices

https://preyproject.com/

i called the cops with the information i had (including the address that they gave me to send the shipping label). the cops went to their house and got it back without issue.

now you're thinking with your ass

why's that

police wouldnt do that

it's just something bender says, it's a good thing

cuz he loves his ass so much

need to rewatch that show.

Cool thread. It started out creepy and sounding dangerous and ended up kind of funny

op had a chance at the office space reference

There's a sweet justice in people who intruded upon your wife's privacy by stealing her phone, rifling through her personal information, and impersonating her, having pictures of their The Hills Have Eyes family posted online for we civilized people to gawk at. Hopefully you can find a way to cancel that doctor's appointment they had that was to fix whatever is wrong with them.

i love what slobby slobs they turned out to be too