View Full Version : If we only had instant replay...


scottytheoneand
07-14-2014, 11:24 AM
...for Abortions!

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:erm:


sadly, very little has changed with these knuckle draggers in 22 years

scottytheoneand
07-14-2014, 11:25 AM
"you're probably thinking, what right do these highly paid athletes have to preach to me? And you'd be partly right."

scottytheoneand
07-14-2014, 11:27 AM
"sex is great, but only between people who are married to each other... Right Don?"

"that's right Frank"

scottytheoneand
07-14-2014, 11:31 AM
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"when you do drugs you go to hell or you die!"

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"what would I do if somebody offered me to take these drugs? I'd tell them to take a hike!"

Trotskilicious
07-14-2014, 04:16 PM
and that's why you'll never be cool

slunken
07-15-2014, 04:46 PM
Well, among other reasons

Shallowed
07-15-2014, 08:44 PM
I've only ever been offered weed by a complete stranger once and I was already baked at the time. This was just a few months ago, but if I'd been raised in the 80's then I'd have grown up thinking that I'd be incessantly offered drugs if I stepped foot outside. I fucking wish.

scottytheoneand
07-15-2014, 08:48 PM
lots of people have offered to beat me up

Shallowed
07-15-2014, 08:50 PM
I hope you told them to take a hike!

scottytheoneand
07-15-2014, 08:57 PM
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"adults do liquor, even toke! Everybody does it!"

scottytheoneand
07-15-2014, 09:05 PM
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"...we broke into this house and stole stuff to get money for the abortion!"

scottytheoneand
07-15-2014, 09:06 PM
I had to watch these movies in Junior High and High School health classes. half the kids in class were high.

Order 66
07-15-2014, 09:10 PM
were they cute?

scottytheoneand
07-15-2014, 09:19 PM
all 16 year olds are cute

Toast
07-15-2014, 10:37 PM
I can only imagine the shit storm of hurt feelings if the same thing was released today.

Shallowed
07-16-2014, 12:02 AM
It's all about the feelings.

Trotskilicious
07-16-2014, 05:03 AM
i smoke weed with complete strangers all the time

someone goes hey man you want to get high? and i'm like "really, for free?"

scottytheoneand
07-16-2014, 11:14 AM
it would be rude to say no