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noyen
07-10-2014, 02:36 AM
Pickles

noyen
07-10-2014, 02:37 AM
Famous Dave's are the best. Like cocaine. But crackier.

null123
07-10-2014, 02:38 AM
My favorite food

noyen
07-10-2014, 02:44 AM
There is nothing dreamier than a pickle binge. Pickled carrots at the Alberto's knock off. Dear lord. And the jalapeņos and onions too. But seriously I've gone through 4 bottles of famous Dave's devils spit pickle chips in 2 weeks. It's a problem. Costco has big bottles of them too.

noyen
07-10-2014, 02:47 AM
I have a problem. Well I have lots. But pickles are the most family friendly problem I have.

null123
07-10-2014, 02:50 AM
Banana peppers.. Sauerkraut ...

null123
07-10-2014, 02:51 AM
I like the way eating 400% of my daily value of sodium in one sitting makes my brain feel

noyen
07-10-2014, 03:00 AM
I always keep the leftover juice just to throw other veggies in. Or make a fucked up "martini".

noyen
07-10-2014, 03:03 AM
I wish the passive aggressive cowards would post more instead of lurking and turn this thread into a flame war. So many pussies here can't handle a discussion about pickles.

Trotskilicious
07-10-2014, 03:06 AM
i feel mustard & pickles is the way to go if you gonna put pickles on a sandwich or whatever

Trotskilicious
07-10-2014, 03:07 AM
cubans and texans have that shit in common

null123
07-10-2014, 03:10 AM
Mustard and pickles AND vinegar AND salt

noyen
07-10-2014, 03:11 AM
it's those mustard seeds used in the juice that make the rainbow connection. now craving a Cuban sandwich.

noyen
07-10-2014, 03:12 AM
and sugar and spice.

Trotskilicious
07-10-2014, 03:31 AM
cuban sandwiches are seriously a gift, with fried plantains and a fucking cuban coffee holy shit dogg

null123
07-10-2014, 03:45 AM
Pickles don't need bread

Trotskilicious
07-10-2014, 03:47 AM
i'm unfortunately not a true pickle fan

scottytheoneand
07-10-2014, 08:47 AM
i've been all over the world in search of pickles.... literally! you haven't lived until you've stood in a pickle factory and watched whole baby dills shaken into 32oz jars.

Olives too. I've been all over the world for olives.

MusicMan4
07-10-2014, 08:54 AM
any of you fuck w/ pickled green tomatoes
can't get enough when there's a jar in the house
two days tops

MusicMan4
07-10-2014, 08:55 AM
pickled eggs are cool too
but ernest hemingway was a big pickled egg evangelist and i don't do that kind of macho shit anymore

scottytheoneand
07-10-2014, 12:06 PM
how about Chow Chow?

MusicMan4
07-10-2014, 12:50 PM
Go fuck yourself

sppunk
07-10-2014, 01:52 PM
My grandmother made the most amazing homemade pickles. I wish her recipe was known. :(

slunken
07-10-2014, 04:19 PM
She hid cucumbers under her skirt mystery solved you can thank me later

noyen
07-10-2014, 04:59 PM
any of you fuck w/ pickled green tomatoes
can't get enough when there's a jar in the house
two days tops

i fucks with them.

i've never had a pickled eggs.. i don't like eggs that much i guess. pickled sausages i love. have you had those? usually in the same places in dumpy theaters next to the pickled eggs.

pickled okra is okay. otherwise okra is a vegetable i can't really tolerate in food. i love banchan (the korean side dishes). i always tend to eat those sides more than any of the main dishes and i want more. more more more.

noyen
07-10-2014, 05:01 PM
My grandmother made the most amazing homemade pickles. I wish her recipe was known. :(

my mom makes some amazing pickles and wont share the recipe either. it's annoying. something good and they never take the time to write it down or show to anyone because they know they're badass. then they die.

i opened a jar of pickles i did in 2003, found at the back of the shelf.

they were pure mush. but i am proud i put one in my mouth just to see. the flavor was still okay. texture not.

MusicMan4
07-10-2014, 05:13 PM
Pickled sausage weirds me out
I mean I've never tried it
I guess eggs are as far as I would go in that direction
Meat preserved like that is frightening like I could never f w/ Vienna sausages for example
Keep meat out of jars and cans if you ask me

MusicMan4
07-10-2014, 05:14 PM
I also pickle eggs myself, I couldn't buy them at a store
Some things just give me the damn willies

Trotskilicious
07-10-2014, 05:18 PM
like pickled willies

MusicMan4
07-10-2014, 05:20 PM
.

MusicMan4
07-10-2014, 07:08 PM
i forgot about this shit existing
that was probably a good thing

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null123
07-10-2014, 07:10 PM
I had the ultimate art school nightmare story happen to me today and I'm going to eat a jar of pickles to feel better

null123
07-10-2014, 07:12 PM
I honestly thought crying during a critique was a myth but it happened to me

MusicMan4
07-10-2014, 07:13 PM
oh my god they sell pickled pig LIPS too
goddammit

Toast
07-10-2014, 10:28 PM
I can pickles. I add sriracha or cayenne pepper to give them a kick.

noyen
07-10-2014, 10:58 PM
i still haven't tried pickled pigs feet or lips or buttholes but now i'm curious. i have failed at pickles.