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Order 66
07-08-2014, 07:04 PM
not really

whats up. how was your day

Trotskilicious
07-08-2014, 07:05 PM
oh so far pretty boring. squeezing my nuts in anticipation of playing more Diablo 3

Order 66
07-08-2014, 07:08 PM
D3 sounds good about now. fuck the laundromat

scottytheoneand
07-08-2014, 07:12 PM
don't wash your jeans or your hair. it's a new thing

Order 66
07-08-2014, 07:18 PM
alright i'll try it out

TuralyonW3
07-08-2014, 07:21 PM
I also didn't do heroin today

duovamp
07-08-2014, 07:23 PM
What you kids are too good for a little h?

Order 66
07-08-2014, 07:23 PM
its like we're brothers

Order 66
07-08-2014, 07:24 PM
srsly though h is on my bucket list

Trotskilicious
07-08-2014, 07:29 PM
i think i'm TheSeer or some bullshit like that on battle.net

KAT
07-08-2014, 07:38 PM
Boring till I drank a couple of beers, now I'm worried because my baby got fever =/

Bread Regal
07-08-2014, 07:39 PM
i was gonna say, you've been smoking heroin for a while now

Bread Regal
07-08-2014, 07:40 PM
eating some potato leek soup.

Order 66
07-08-2014, 07:41 PM
you're probably thinking about meth

not seeing theseer trots. my username is the same as my steam name.. which i won't type out here because its my full name

Order 66
07-08-2014, 07:43 PM
d

The exploding boy
07-08-2014, 07:51 PM
Its been a horrible day. i barely slept last night because stress. Got up early for the medical checkup for this medical trial that starts in 3 days. Had horrible intestinal pain before during and after (anxiety related because i basically got anxiety attack from not sleeping because it makes me unable to manage stress when tired) until i got back and ate some (cause the blood and urine tests have to be done fasting). On and off now. Tried to sleep, didn't, feel completely like shit. hope i recover before the trial proper.

Order 66
07-08-2014, 08:03 PM
you know what's great for anxiety? heroin

Trotskilicious
07-08-2014, 08:04 PM
i have to check it when i get home, could just be my email address i have no idea

i started a monk also but i really want to pew pew like i always do

null123
07-08-2014, 11:01 PM
My drawing class was fun even if I didn't draw well today. Our teacher is a very passionate person and he talked about the importance of mythology and the role of the artist in society and it was interesting. I have to make a drawing depicting Aphrodite and Hephaestus for my final.
People keep telling me that they perceive me as being this deeply calm person and it's really funny and kinda scary.

Trotskilicious
07-08-2014, 11:49 PM
you're probably thinking about meth

not seeing theseer trots. my username is the same as my steam name.. which i won't type out here because its my full name

TheSeer#1648

Trotskilicious
07-08-2014, 11:50 PM
AS IN THE PEACE OF WESTPHALIA

Shallowed
07-09-2014, 12:31 AM
Can anyone get me some heroin?

noyen
07-09-2014, 01:44 AM
I was gonna ask the same thing. what's the new silk road?

Shallowed
07-09-2014, 01:58 AM
It's called s1lk r0ad now

Mo
07-09-2014, 02:21 AM
I entered my office at 7am today and was greeted by angry shouts and curses. ALL 4500+ Active Directory users in my two domains were automatically disabled overnight. No-one knows why, no-one knows what to do.
Right now we're updating each group policy profile manually.

Someone fucking kill me already...

noyen
07-09-2014, 02:42 AM
blame it on Brazil, those sorry sad sacks of meat.

The exploding boy
07-09-2014, 02:55 AM
It looks like this day will suck too. 4am and despite last night's no sleep i still can't sleep. I lie down and all these ideas of despair and wosrst case scenarios start crossing my mind, and my stomach just knots and then shit starts repeating in my head over and over like a song or a sentence and then 2 hours have gone by and im still lying there exhausted but not sleeping. I'm fucking losing it.

noyen
07-09-2014, 02:56 AM
u r not a lone #itgetsbetter

go to sleep.

The exploding boy
07-09-2014, 03:14 AM
Not it doesn't get better. You just get older and it gets worse.

I can't go to sleep. I'm tired of all this shit. All of it. this brain needs to be rewired. It's fucking useless. It likes to think it fucking knows best but its not getting me anywhere, never has, never will. And it needs to shut the fuck up right now. Obviously not knowing when to shut up is its number 1 issue in fact.

Bread Regal
07-09-2014, 03:15 AM
i got a little bitta the insomnia too and i'm passing the time reading comments on allen west's facebook page.

not sure what i was expecting, but this is an exceptionally stupid and crazy corner of the internet i've stumbled onto.

Cool As Ice Cream
07-09-2014, 03:17 AM
I can't go to sleep.

you need sleep.

fuzzyroes
07-09-2014, 04:15 AM
Not it doesn't get better. You just get older and it gets worse.

I can't go to sleep. I'm tired of all this shit. All of it. this brain needs to be rewired. It's fucking useless. It likes to think it fucking knows best but its not getting me anywhere, never has, never will. And it needs to shut the fuck up right now. Obviously not knowing when to shut up is its number 1 issue in fact.

You should look into some cognitive therapy. You can get the same books that Therapists use ordered into your local library and you can practice the help techniques taught in the books at your own accord.

You should try it man. Sounds like you don't have much to lose and everything to gain:billy:

fuzzyroes
07-09-2014, 04:21 AM
And no offense, but you don't exactly seem to be the perfect picture of mental health... It probably isn't in your best interest to be taking all of these new trial drugs all of the time, a lot of those have the potential to fuck with your head and mindset.

It's probably something you don't need at this point in your journey, judging by the way you say you've been feeling.

The exploding boy
07-09-2014, 05:22 AM
its been brought up before. and you're right. I need to stop doing this. I cant even do this any more. It really didn't use to be a problem but now just that is too much for me to bear on a stress level. The only thing i can bear any more is sitting alone at home doing jackshit. I need some financial help though to stop doing the trials.

I'm basically not sleeping because i'm freaking out about not being physically capable of doing the trial in 3 days (vital signs are taken and if your heart rate or pressure aren't good enough you're out). So basically...im scared of not getting the money which in turn is gonna cause me to not get the money...... I know if rigth now i decided not to do the trial i would sleep. Except ill have no cash to pay my bills. So it's not an option. I'm fucking fit for the psych ward big fucking time.

Ive tried to go to sleep three times already. Gave up after an hour each time, last time screaming at my nervous system to shut up which freaked my cats out. This is exactly the way it starts then next thing you know you haven't slept in three days and you're ready to kill yourself. Another side effect is you're writing all this wall of text crap on a forum of people who hate you because you've practically begged them to so you're kinda not too fucking sure why you're even telling them this. This is really what i would call the bottom of the fucking barrel. Its terrifically twistedly fucking genius.

Cool As Ice Cream
07-09-2014, 06:11 AM
yeah, but what about your journey? YOUR JOURNEY, MAN, WHAT ABOUT IT?!? THIS POINT IN YOUR JOURNEY!

duovamp
07-09-2014, 12:25 PM
I'm so wet right now.

hnibos
07-09-2014, 12:40 PM
Yeah I'm pretty wet too :-*

hnibos
07-09-2014, 12:41 PM
Really though I'm at work and it sucks. I've been smoking an incredible amount of marijuana lately and it's really starting to affect me.

MusicMan4
07-09-2014, 03:04 PM
Heroin sucks

I finally got so,e good MDMA last weekend and boy howdy it was a damn swell time
Rolling like crazy
Major eye twitches like I've never had before
So much damn love
PLUR
Gonna have to figure out these new dark web markets to do it again in a couple months

Trotskilicious
07-09-2014, 03:51 PM
i got a little bitta the insomnia too and i'm passing the time reading comments on allen west's facebook page.

not sure what i was expecting, but this is an exceptionally stupid and crazy corner of the internet i've stumbled onto.

i want a report

noyen
07-09-2014, 04:02 PM
Heroin sucks

I finally got so,e good MDMA last weekend and boy howdy it was a damn swell time
Rolling like crazy
Major eye twitches like I've never had before
So much damn love
PLUR
Gonna have to figure out these new dark web markets to do it again in a couple months

did you smoke horse or shoot or snort it? its been a long time since I did it but I remember it pretty clearly how I felt. Puking my guts out (ramen noodle barf) and then going to sleep on a hardwood floor and waking up to a lady friend blowing me.

I love the molly. I did tons of it in Portland. It had never been so plentiful and available in all my years of drugging around the planet. I wanna roll with you. I think that would be fun happy times. the rolling eye twitch where it feels like you're orgasming is the best. slathered in Vicks vapo rub and smoking menthols.

MusicMan4
07-09-2014, 04:32 PM
i snorted it because i'm scared of shooting and i'm too fat to find a vein anyway

Trotskilicious
07-09-2014, 05:18 PM
i want to go to vegas with noyen all hunter s. style

Trotskilicious
07-09-2014, 05:19 PM
huffing ether out of an american flag

noyen
07-09-2014, 05:47 PM
i want to go to vegas with noyen all hunter s. style

should do this soon because my health is in decline and i may only have one or two of those types of benders left in me. that would be fun as hell though. with sickbadthing and elvez. i dont know how people avoid jail there. was there for a bachelor party with 12 dudes and i don't know how any of us lived let alone not end up in some horrible horrible situation.

Bread Regal
07-09-2014, 06:28 PM
i want a report
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152860767626729&set=a.424759776728.200909.22067606728&type=1

pick a reply at random

duovamp
07-09-2014, 07:30 PM
Can someone please change my title to Abraham Drinkin.

Trotskilicious
07-09-2014, 07:46 PM
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152860767626729&set=a.424759776728.200909.22067606728&type=1

pick a reply at random

this one is nice

Allen West.... A fake american hero. Who in their right fucking mind would want to elect this lunatic moron for president? Why? Answer me why before you start to judge? Do you know this guy? Do you know his background? He tortured an innocent man while he was deployed. He was given an article 32 and instead he received an article 15 and was kicked out the army. Does this sound like a good guy for president? If he was given the article 32, he would have been behind bars for 11 years. Im not making this up. This guy was all over the news in 2003 and 2004. He then ran for office in Florida. How did that go? Why was he forced to leave office in Florida? Why does he bash and hate on muslims? Because, he a racist guy who was kicked out the army because he tortured an innocent muslim and then he pulled his side arm... a 9mm handgun and shot a couple rounds next to the innocent iraqi man. Why? Because he thought he heard rumor or voices in his head that the iraqi guy was trying to kill him... the iraqi man was an Iraqi police. He's innocent and yet this fucking pathetic so called human tortured an innocent man. If it was anyone else who did a crime like this, we would be in prison, but because of his military service he got out of it. Him along with 4 other people. I can happily say this. .. fuck Allen West.

Trotskilicious
07-09-2014, 07:48 PM
fuck allen west indeed

Order 66
07-09-2014, 08:02 PM
dat flat top

D.
07-09-2014, 08:09 PM
went to return a (brand new) kanye west vinyl that was defective only to have its replacement have the same problems.:mad:

other than that, had a long long talk with my mom and my brother as kind of a mediator about their random problems with each other.

brother showed me some guitar sounds, good for noise shit.

about to go see bear hands at a venue here. i had bought an unlimited concert pass last month that is good for any show for one year at these two venues in kcmo, even if they're sold out. so....

D.
07-09-2014, 08:14 PM
also i've been stressing myself, kind of the back-of-your-mind stressed, about the kid's tuition this fall and how my savings have dwindled to nothing so i've hardly eaten anything the last three days because that's what i do sometimes.

egg whites and water mostly but then i had two little homeade burritos last night for dinner. nothing else. :\

Trotskilicious
07-09-2014, 08:21 PM
it's the sign of the times, comrade. the 1% gets the largest pay increase they've ever gotten and the american middle class blames immigrants and unions for their misfortune

where is our goddamn pay raise

D.
07-09-2014, 08:26 PM
i eat less when stressed which is good financially but is probably horrible for my health

Elphenor
07-09-2014, 09:26 PM
I'm so lame that the only thing that really stops me from doing more drugs is that Im too lame to know how to get anything but weed.

Elphenor
07-09-2014, 09:30 PM
There's a disconnect between the type of lifestyle I believe in and the lifestyle I actually live which depresses me.

Trotskilicious
07-09-2014, 10:03 PM
i dunno, not doing smack is kind of a basic lifestyle decision that you want to make.

now cocaine is fun and worth the experience but it's also super dangerous, no joke. it annoys me when people are like OMG I NEVER SMOEKD WEDS bcuz i wold get addictit 2 theam BUT with COCAINIA the comedown feuls more consumption and it is addictive on its own

Elphenor
07-09-2014, 10:32 PM
Yeah smack is whack, but idk, Ive always wanted to drop acid.

Speed was Mark E. Smith's drug of choice. I'd like to try that too.
Im probably being stupid, idk anything about heavy drugs really, but I read somewhere that the number reason people tend to do drugs is simple boredom and too much leisure time.

And I was totally sober up until I was 19 and I about killed myself, so total sobriety for sure isn't healthy.

toase
07-09-2014, 10:35 PM
Wat?

Trotskilicious
07-09-2014, 10:36 PM
for once i agree. i think i said in another thread, you're one of two things if you don't enjoy at least a drink on occasion:

1) recovering alcoholic or 2) <U>WEIRD</U>

noyen
07-09-2014, 10:40 PM
Yeah smack is whack, but idk, Ive always wanted to drop acid.

Speed was Mark E. Smith's drug of choice. I'd like to try that too.
Im probably being stupid, idk anything about heavy drugs really, but I read somewhere that the number reason people tend to do drugs is simple boredom and too much leisure time.

And I was totally sober up until I was 19 and I about killed myself, so total sobriety for sure isn't healthy.

darwinism works. sometimes.

Trotskilicious
07-09-2014, 10:54 PM
yeah you should do a whole lot of smack, elph it's the only way to be real post punk or whatever you want to be

Elphenor
07-09-2014, 10:59 PM
Lol.

I was reading Richard Hell's biography and he says that Tom and him tried smack because Lou Reed did smack.
Then they puked everywhere and were sick for days.

But I mean, they're reason for doing smack is the same reason I want to do Speed.
You want to try and see what is going on in the brains of the artists you really admire.

Elphenor
07-09-2014, 11:05 PM
But, fuck, Im just this suburban kid who sucks at living suburban life but who isn't tough enough to do aanything else.

null123
07-09-2014, 11:06 PM
I'm so embarrassed even being in the presence of Elphenor's posts

toase
07-09-2014, 11:06 PM
I've never tried heroin, It's on my to do list

Elphenor
07-09-2014, 11:16 PM
Trots sorta kinda agreed with me and then pretty much suggested I kill myself one post later.
Pretty awesome

null123
07-09-2014, 11:18 PM
That happens

noyen
07-09-2014, 11:31 PM
good luck if you try it. possibly the dumbest fucking thing to dabble in but who listens to people with perspective on that shit. the youth of today make me fucking sick. there is really nothing redeeming about speed or heroin unless you are smart enough to stop instantly and realize how fucking dumb you were. I don't really believe this elph person is "real". too much. go away so we aren't implicated in your stupid decisions.

Bread Regal
07-09-2014, 11:32 PM
i told u i was hardcore<hg>

toase
07-09-2014, 11:33 PM
I'm not saying I'm smart

Bread Regal
07-09-2014, 11:34 PM
for once i agree. i think i said in another thread, you're one of two things if you don't enjoy at least a drink on occasion:

1) recovering alcoholic or 2) <U>WEIRD</U>
3) on a medication that significantly lowers your seizure tolerance when you drink

Elphenor
07-09-2014, 11:43 PM
good luck if you try it. possibly the dumbest fucking thing to dabble in but who listens to people with perspective on that shit. the youth of today make me fucking sick. there is really nothing redeeming about speed or heroin unless you are smart enough to stop instantly and realize how fucking dumb you were. I don't really believe this elph person is "real". too much. go away so we aren't implicated in your stupid decisions.

Hey, don't freak out. If I didn't want perspective I wouldn't say anything.

Order 66
07-09-2014, 11:43 PM
i tried dilaudad once. that's sort of like heroin

saw tracers all day maaaan

Elphenor
07-09-2014, 11:46 PM
I'm genuinely interested in Noyen's drug experiences now.

Order 66
07-09-2014, 11:46 PM
he posts as xXxGoku420xXx on erowid

noyen
07-09-2014, 11:50 PM
Hey, don't freak out. If I didn't want perspective I wouldn't say anything.

That's me being serious, not freaking out. I am thankful for my drug experiences because now I know what's gonna kill me and how I want to die. had some fantastic feelings on drugs. all amounting to maybe a few days or weeks of drug happiness. but then there's the years and decades of hell that go along with it. Try it out. Live the dream. If you are real and this naive then a different message board might be better for ya. We will only encourage your bumbling fart thoughts the way the exploding boy feeds off our negativity. Only happy to oblige and welcome you into the cool kids club.

noyen
07-09-2014, 11:52 PM
I'm genuinely interested in Noyen's drug experiences now.

I'm not interested in sharing them. lou reed wrote a book. google drug experiences. also check out my posts on erowid as my home pointed out above.

Elphenor
07-09-2014, 11:56 PM
"I know what's going to kill me and how I want to die"

That is some cryptic shit.

toase
07-10-2014, 12:00 AM
noyen, you must be fun at parties

Elphenor
07-10-2014, 12:06 AM
But, seriously, I've seen drug addiction first hand and shit is terrfying even from a spectators position.

Elphenor
07-10-2014, 12:07 AM
But then I've known people who did heavy drugs and now function perfectly fine as normal, even boring, people.

noyen
07-10-2014, 12:08 AM
noyen, you must be fun at parties

hilarious.

noyen
07-10-2014, 12:09 AM
"I know what's going to kill me and how I want to die"

That is some cryptic shit.

not really. "Heroin is great, drug addiction or relapse will kill me and I'm fine as shit with that."

Elphenor
07-10-2014, 12:14 AM
So when you're like about to die, you're gonna be like "Time to shoot up" or what?


In terms of severity, is speed up in the same league as heroin or is like heroin just the king?

D.
07-10-2014, 12:14 AM
noyen, you must be fun at parties

he probably is. i'd probably sit on the couch and listen to him for hours.

Elphenor
07-10-2014, 12:16 AM
I like adored this girl who was an ex heroin addict. But I didn't find out until it was too late.
It confuses me as to whether she was alreasy fucked and that's why she did heroin or if the heroin is what shot her brain dead.

noyen
07-10-2014, 12:24 AM
So when you're like about to die, you're gonna be like "Time to shoot up" or what?


In terms of severity, is speed up in the same league as heroin or is like heroin just the king?

if I were to commit suicide I'd much rather take a huge blast of heroin than put a gun in my mouth. its a wonderful feeling. it's how my brother died, but unintentionally. I look forward to my fathers ultimate demise from drug addiction. Real fun to look forward to. Yeah I totally planned out my demise in such a pedestrian manner. "So, self I'm about to die so I'll kill myself". doesn't compute.

try both. it's up to you how severe it is. your fate in your dna and predisposition. taco bells a yes or I to till at a cob hero to nacho might be king. I am in no position to say what is more severe for anyone. meth is addicting. feels great. heroin is addicting. feels great. grape crush soda is addicting. feels great.

I say go for it. Have a listen to pulp's " common people". I think it was written for people like you.

noyen
07-10-2014, 12:27 AM
So when you're like about to die, you're gonna be like "Time to shoot up" or what?


In terms of severity, is speed up in the same league as heroin or is like heroin just the king?

if I were to commit suicide I'd much rather take a huge blast of heroin than put a gun in my mouth. its a wonderful feeling. it's how my brother died, but unintentionally. I look forward to my fathers ultimate demise from drug addiction. Real fun to look forward to. Yeah I totally planned out my demise in such a pedestrian manner. "So, self I'm about to die so I'll kill myself". doesn't compute.

try both. it's up to you how severe it is. your fate in your dna and predisposition. taco bells queasorittotila might be king. I am in no position to say what is more severe for anyone. meth is addicting. feels great. heroin is addicting. feels great. grape crush soda is addicting. feels great.

I say go for it. Have a listen to pulp's " common people". I think it was written for people like you.

noyen
07-10-2014, 12:29 AM
he probably is. i'd probably sit on the couch and listen to him for hours.

I've heard I'm great at parties if I can xanax out enough to attend one. I would want to listen to you though. I hate talking about myself. I like talking about tacos and music and movies.

Elphenor
07-10-2014, 12:34 AM
Wait.
I looked it up and Speed also refers to Meth which is not really what Im talking about.

According to my research there is a difference between Amphetamines of some sort and meth-amphetamines.
Meth is considerably stronger and not something I would consider really

Elphenor
07-10-2014, 12:35 AM
Am I right here?

D.
07-10-2014, 12:39 AM
I've heard I'm great at parties if I can xanax out enough to attend one. I would want to listen to you though. I hate talking about myself. I like talking about tacos and music and movies.

i'm one of those annoying people who are really open and can def talk for a long time. i try to be aware of when i am talking too much but if someone seems generally interested in the conversation then we can go in every direction, talk all kinds of shit.

redbreegull
07-10-2014, 12:41 AM
Am I right here?

well I would potentially take speed if the context were correct but I would never take meth

noyen
07-10-2014, 12:44 AM
Am I right here?

I cannae be arsed to being trolled.

noyen
07-10-2014, 12:47 AM
i'm one of those annoying people who are really open and can def talk for a long time. i try to be aware of when i am talking too much but if someone seems generally interested in the conversation then we can go in every direction, talk all kinds of shit.

I'm good one on one. Not good in groups.

Sounds like we'd be s'ing each others D's and fingering blowholes all night while tori Amos played in the background while we fall asleep in each others arms only to die in a grease fire cuz we left the candles burning too long and the vat of lard we smeared on each other caught fire and... Napalm gay sex murder suicide.

Elphenor
07-10-2014, 12:47 AM
well I would potentially take speed if the context were correct but I would never take meth

This is what I figured.

Like Meth and Heroin, never. But speed maybe. *shrugs*

D.
07-10-2014, 12:51 AM
I'm good one on one. Not good in groups.

Sounds like we'd be s'ing each others D's and fingering blowholes all night while tori Amos played in the background while we fall asleep in each others arms only to die in a grease fire cuz we left the candles burning too long and the vat of lard we smeared on each other caught fire and... Napalm gay sex murder suicide.

welp, tori is coming to kcmo in august so it's a date:cool:

noyen
07-10-2014, 12:52 AM
Is there a correct context for taking speed where meth is explicitly left out of the realm of possible drugs? I think not.

I like to get drunk but only on wine coolers. I wouldn't dare shoot whiskey. Zima. Mmmm.

noyen
07-10-2014, 12:53 AM
This is what I figured.

Like Meth and Heroin, never. But speed maybe. *shrugs*

Speed is slang. Fucking idiots. You'll do adderal? Caffeine? Dexedrine? Glass? Ephedrine?

Trotskilicious
07-10-2014, 12:56 AM
hahahaha oh my god

Elphenor
07-10-2014, 12:56 AM
All Meth is Speed. But not all Speed is Meth.

Gotcha

Trotskilicious
07-10-2014, 12:57 AM
3) on a medication that significantly lowers your seizure tolerance when you drink

sounds pretty weird to me

jk

noyen
07-10-2014, 12:59 AM
good troll.

Trotskilicious
07-10-2014, 01:00 AM
elph saw drug abuse happen <i>with his own eyes</I>

redbreegull
07-10-2014, 01:01 AM
meth usually refers to crystal meth which is a concentrated, purified form of the drug. I would probably do speed if someone I trusted offered it to me but I would not do meth. This is like saying I would do cocaine but not crack.


edit although analogy is imperfect because the drugs are totally different obviously

Trotskilicious
07-10-2014, 01:02 AM
edit WHO CARES

Elphenor
07-10-2014, 01:04 AM
elph saw drug abuse happen <i>with his own eyes</I>

I'm actually pretty serious about that.

Trotskilicious
07-10-2014, 01:05 AM
I DO C-C-C-C-COCAIIINNNEEE

noyen
07-10-2014, 01:06 AM
meth usually refers to crystal meth which is a concentrated, purified form of the drug. I would probably do speed if someone I trusted offered it to me but I would not do meth. This is like saying I would do cocaine but not crack.


edit although analogy is imperfect because the drugs are totally different obviously

it's not only imperfect but completely fucking full on retard. meth refers to meth. amphetamine refers to amphetamine. speed refers to both, as well as a host of pharmaceutical drugs. speed=stimulant.

Elphenor
07-10-2014, 01:08 AM
Yeah, that's what I just learned five minutes ago.

Elphenor
07-10-2014, 01:09 AM
I'd like to say that I was trolling

noyen
07-10-2014, 01:09 AM
I don't drink coffee or caffeinated beverages because it makes me crave meth. deal with it. alt+forkliftrape shift+neckpunch ctrl-alt+mass suicide.

Bread Regal
07-10-2014, 01:10 AM
smack is just such a dumb thing to do no matter what.

remember when jonathan melvoin died and the words "black tar heroin" were all over mtv for like a week and a half and as a result, junkies in NYC were scrambling to find some?

think about that. heroin is a drug whose demand spikes when there is a highly publicized death. a celebrity dies and they're like "dang that musta been some good shit, hook it to my veins".

insidious shit. don't fucking do it. i mean you're retarded elphenor and you're a shitty poster but don't do it.

Trotskilicious
07-10-2014, 01:16 AM
watch trainspotting

that did it for me

Elphenor
07-10-2014, 01:16 AM
I was never going to do heroin.

Trotskilicious
07-10-2014, 01:19 AM
no kidding. but, you should get an 8 ball, i hear they last you all weekend

noyen
07-10-2014, 01:20 AM
do morphine instead. it's like the Capri's or nat shermans to Marlboro Blacks heroin.

Elphenor
07-10-2014, 01:24 AM
I never said anything about heroin other than that Television tried it and didn't like it.

Trotskilicious
07-10-2014, 01:29 AM
hey guys remember when mewl came back and he was all super into islams and he explained it to us that he had an acid trip or soemthing and woke up next to the koran, and so he read it and it changed his damn life

i feel like something like that happened to this guy, but instead of the koran it was a book about post punk

Trotskilicious
07-10-2014, 01:30 AM
remembering that mewl shit is killing me right now what the fuck happened to that thread

null123
07-10-2014, 01:30 AM
I totally believe Elphenor is real I just think he's lying about his age. He's 14-15 at most.

D.
07-10-2014, 01:32 AM
hey guys remember when mewl came back and he was all super into islams and he explained it to us that he had an acid trip or soemthing and woke up next to the koran, and so he read it and it changed his damn life

i feel like something like that happened to this guy, but instead of the koran it was a book about post punk

wasn't it like, he picked islam because the koran was the closest book in arm's reach to him at the moment? :rofl:

null123
07-10-2014, 01:36 AM
Like Elphenor I understand that you are from the suburbs and have no identity and no clue, I'm sure many of us can relate. But it's time to make some normal friends, apologize to your parents, get some real hobbies, try a sport. Make sure to take as many AP classes as possible once you hit junior year. Read a book (NOT "ON THE ROAD". NOT A ROCK BIOGRAPHY.) Develop a sense of shame. Stop thinking England is cool.:dammit:

noyen
07-10-2014, 01:40 AM
she came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge...

There is this version they do with a bagpipe type drone that just makes me all tingly inside.

Elphenor
07-10-2014, 01:43 AM
I'm 20 years old. I used to be really into basketball.
I've read a ton a books.

I have a sense of shame outside this forum. England IS cool. I suppose I do have some normal friends, Im not sure what that means.

Cool As Ice Cream
07-10-2014, 01:44 AM
elph saw drug abuse happen <i>with his own eyes</I>

did it involve heavy drugs or non-heavy drugs?

noyen
07-10-2014, 01:46 AM
You can live your dreams through movies and TV. Go to Cambodia. Check out Iceland. Live the birth of jazz. Attend Woodstock 2 and watch Fred Durst invent punk rock.

Trotskilicious
07-10-2014, 01:47 AM
ENGLAND IS NOT COOL READ SOME FUCKING HISTORY

Cool As Ice Cream
07-10-2014, 01:47 AM
http://i58.tinypic.com/2je4cj9.jpg

http://i61.tinypic.com/25a81f5.jpg

Elphenor
07-10-2014, 01:49 AM
I mean, I just pretty much said there are some drugs I'd like to try for perspective reasons. And that the way I live my life is more boring than Id like.


And now I'm a 14 year old who wants to do heroin.

redbreegull
07-10-2014, 01:51 AM
it's not only imperfect but completely fucking full on retard. meth refers to meth. amphetamine refers to amphetamine. speed refers to both, as well as a host of pharmaceutical drugs. speed=stimulant.

sure, maybe, I dunno. I've only ever heard people in real life refer to speed to mean amphetamine.

null123
07-10-2014, 01:52 AM
Remember how in the early 2000s dudes would gel their hair into a ski slope shape in the front

Elphenor
07-10-2014, 01:54 AM
Hahahaha.

I was wondering if you kept that picture

Elphenor
07-10-2014, 01:55 AM
The one with the guitar. The 2nd I posted here

Elphenor
07-10-2014, 01:57 AM
Im like stupidly tired right now, but can't sleep Btw

So I can understand if you get a retarted little kid vibe from my posts

Cool As Ice Cream
07-10-2014, 02:05 AM
i'm also tired. and i can't sleep, but that's mainly because i'm at work.

null123
07-10-2014, 02:11 AM
I'm about to pull an all-nighter but I have to drink this Dr Pepper first.

Trotskilicious
07-10-2014, 02:55 AM
getting up at noon for work is now getting up "early" so i can be until six and shit, it's like the best

Cool As Ice Cream
07-10-2014, 03:15 AM
Hahahaha.

I was wondering if you kept that picture
didn't you post a prom pic too? i can't find it.

i found this though: http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=60339951
http://i62.tinypic.com/2eo8lsk.png

http://i59.tinypic.com/kd98rc.png

http://i62.tinypic.com/29lixro.jpg http://i61.tinypic.com/16c9nwi.jpg

Cool As Ice Cream
07-10-2014, 03:17 AM
selfie in the toilet, selfie in the garage.

and then you call your life boring? you're living the life, man!

null123
07-10-2014, 03:42 AM
I'm cryin

null123
07-10-2014, 03:51 AM
"Long, tall, and handsome Rock n Roller with a passion for all things edgy, liberal, and unique"

Writing this sentence should be punishable by 20 years of hard labor

Cool As Ice Cream
07-10-2014, 03:55 AM
"Im attending school to acheive a job in politics."

stay in school, kids!

Trotskilicious
07-10-2014, 03:56 AM
and yet i can't help but think that he's a typical netphorian cierca 2001

he was born when MCIS came out!

Trotskilicious
07-10-2014, 03:57 AM
<I>he was fucking born that year</I>

null123
07-10-2014, 04:03 AM
Ethnicity: Caucasian Gemini with Black hair

Trotskilicious
07-10-2014, 04:09 AM
that was my favorite part

I'm a Caucasian Taurus with Brown Hair

Cool As Ice Cream
07-10-2014, 04:29 AM
i'm an aryan taurus.

fuzzyroes
07-10-2014, 07:06 AM
marge simpson

fuzzyroes
07-10-2014, 07:06 AM
http://i58.tinypic.com/2je4cj9.jpg

http://i61.tinypic.com/25a81f5.jpg

hahaha rocking a dress-shirt and a tie in the john for the selfie, but ya gotta throw in the ear-buds for the pictures sake

duovamp
07-10-2014, 07:18 AM
Bunch of casuals in here apparently.

MusicMan4
07-10-2014, 07:52 AM
i'll try heroin again if i can find a brain surgeon who can do something that makes opiates work on me
i don't do drugs to be cool i just genuinely have nothing to live for

MusicMan4
07-10-2014, 07:53 AM
aren't a lot of kids in high school literally forced to read on the road

MusicMan4
07-10-2014, 07:54 AM
i never did because i went to a school for mental cases so there wasn't any required reading

Cool As Ice Cream
07-10-2014, 07:54 AM
is that even correct english, achieving a job? getting a job sounds better to me.

MusicMan4
07-10-2014, 07:58 AM
Ethnicity: Caucasian Gemini with Black hair

that was my favorite part

I'm a Caucasian Taurus with Brown Hair

<img src="http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/pacspit.gif"> on u cacs

Shallowed
07-10-2014, 08:17 AM
I bought a tab of 25i from this guy once and a while later I txted him asking if he still had some left and he's like nah and I'm like what about about weed and he's like nah so I'm like anything else at all? and he's like nothing except for some speed if you want some but that's it so I was like I'm okay man

true story

Elphenor
07-10-2014, 10:37 AM
My friend created that btw haha

Elphenor
07-10-2014, 10:41 AM
"Long, tall, and handsome Rock n Roller with a passion for all things edgy, liberal, and unique"

Writing this sentence should be punishable by 20 years of hard labor

Yeah, I didn't write it. Lol

D.
07-10-2014, 10:59 AM
Yeah, you did. It's okay. You need love like everyone else.

Elphenor
07-10-2014, 12:31 PM
Well yeah, that's true and all.

But seriously my friend made that to make fun of me after I posted that picture on Facebook.
I mean, c'mon, the thing is a complete parody of me.

sppunk
07-10-2014, 12:54 PM
I wish livejournal was still popular.

hnibos
07-10-2014, 01:44 PM
I'd hit it.

Cool As Ice Cream
07-10-2014, 03:00 PM
But seriously my friend made that to make fun of me after I posted that picture on Facebook.

do your friends call you "elphenor"?

Elphenor
07-10-2014, 03:22 PM
Well he registered it to my E-mail and used elphenor because of my e-mail I think.

noyen
07-10-2014, 03:57 PM
I wish livejournal was still popular.

we can campaign it again...

<font size=30000>HTTP://WWW.LIVEJOURNAL.COM</font>

bignothing
07-10-2014, 04:03 PM
i still regularly use my lj. it's the best.

Trotskilicious
07-10-2014, 06:10 PM
post the link here i'm sure no one will troll it

fuzzyroes
07-11-2014, 07:34 PM
Well he registered it to my E-mail and used elphenor because of my e-mail I think.

If he registered it to your e-mail you could have just deleted the page yourself.

ilikeplanets
07-12-2014, 12:50 PM
smoking it is a waste

slunken
07-12-2014, 01:04 PM
Haha

Poots
07-12-2014, 01:40 PM
smoking it is a waste

Here, here! Very well said.

Order 66
07-12-2014, 02:24 PM
why did this get 6 to six pages. wait nevermind i dont care

slunken
07-12-2014, 02:27 PM
That's the junk talking man. Listen to yourself!

Order 66
07-12-2014, 02:42 PM
omgz i'm seeing the dead trainspotting baby

Elphenor
07-12-2014, 03:03 PM
If he registered it to your e-mail you could have just deleted the page yourself.

Yeah, but I thought it was funny.

D.
07-12-2014, 04:15 PM
Look, dude, you made it. It's not a big deal. Denying it more makes it more obnoxious.

D.
07-12-2014, 04:16 PM
it's fucking 2014 nothing weird about making a profile on a dating site

Elphenor
07-12-2014, 04:23 PM
Yeah, there wouldn't be anything weird about it.
But like I said, my friend made it honestly.

I did totally upload that garage selfie to facebook though.

yo soy el mejor
07-13-2014, 08:00 AM
you're 6'4"? whoa. cool. good for you.

yo soy el mejor
07-13-2014, 08:03 AM
i'm also a gemini with black hair.

mxzombie
07-13-2014, 09:46 AM
but you're closer to 4'-6" than 6'-4"

duovamp
07-13-2014, 11:06 AM
I'm 64' tall. :(

Elphenor
07-13-2014, 12:57 PM
Yeah, I'm pretty tall. Everyone's first reaction to me is almost always "Fuck it's Godzilla ahhh!!!"

Or "Do you play Basketball?"
And Im like: "Yeah I play for the NBA, I just work here for fun."

MusicMan4
07-13-2014, 01:21 PM
Nobody says either of those things to you

Elphenor
07-13-2014, 03:07 PM
The second one all the time.

Not just me, every dude that's tall that I've talked to is like: "Idk why people keep asking me about basketball"
It's just something people say when they meet tall people.

D.
07-14-2014, 08:28 AM
Nobody says either of those things to you

<pH>

duovamp
07-14-2014, 08:39 AM
kristingodzilla.jpg

yo soy el mejor
07-14-2014, 08:55 AM
everyone always asks if i'm a jockey.