View Full Version : The UK Needs Sperm


scottytheoneand
06-30-2014, 07:19 AM
micropenis

scottytheoneand
06-30-2014, 07:22 AM
huge demand for sperm in England is creating a sperm shortage


http://jezebel.com/the-uk-is-importing-sperm-to-deal-with-shortage-1597476610/+rtgonzalez

British Fertility Society chairman Dr. Allan Pacey is concerned about clinics lowering their standards to meet demand. Via BBC:


"The worry is clinics might decide to change the quality of sperm they are willing to accept in order to get donors through the door and I think that's a very dangerous road to go down."

He's also concerned that couples may turn to riskier practices like "DIY insemination with a friend's sperm or seeking treatment in a country with less fertility regulation."

It seems the US and Denmark are major suppliers of sperm for the UK, and one in four donated samples is imported from abroad.

scottytheoneand
06-30-2014, 07:23 AM
"it seems the US and Denmark are major suppliers of sperm for the UK..."

Order 66
06-30-2014, 01:34 PM
i can see why that would happen in the england because they're a very effete people that are very passive about everything and never get into wars. alan cumming is from UK for example

scottytheoneand
06-30-2014, 03:31 PM
also who wants DNA from the Irish, Scots or Welsh?

NOBODY!

The exploding boy
06-30-2014, 04:11 PM
I've got some i'm not using if they want it.

Trotskilicious
06-30-2014, 04:32 PM
wow denmark loves to jack it if they can even rival the US

jesus, that's a lot of masturbating

The exploding boy
06-30-2014, 04:48 PM
It's understandable, Dutch girls are hot (and must be punished for having big boobs)

Trotskilicious
06-30-2014, 04:50 PM
dutch girls are from the netherlands

The exploding boy
06-30-2014, 05:01 PM
Hmm damn...i didnt reread and was sure it was about the netherlands somehow. that's what happens. It must have been a D h thing. I was thinking Danish, my brain said dutch..


My point still stands though! Somehow...........




AND


Danish girls are hot.


Well i assume , scandinavia and all. I don't really know. Maybe i'll go "investigate" the matter.

scottytheoneand
06-30-2014, 06:12 PM
Jesus Christ

killtrocity
06-30-2014, 07:42 PM
i can see why that would happen in the england because they're a very effete people that are very passive about everything and never get into wars. alan cumming is from UK for example

http://i1053.photobucket.com/albums/s472/FULL-THROTTLE313/boris_invincible_zps6e31ac2e.jpg

scottytheoneand
06-30-2014, 07:59 PM
also english = bad teeth because american stereotypes

and irish = drunks

and Scots = Fat Bastard