View Full Version : Are hipsters Libtards now?


scottytheoneand
06-20-2014, 05:00 PM
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scottytheoneand
06-20-2014, 05:00 PM
Is it a thing now for hipsters to go full Libtard?

http://wonkette.com/552342/sovereign-citizen-hipster-musicians-hand-wrote-their-license-plate-before-it-was-cool#more-552342


Here’s how dedicated Dustin Rosondich and Xylie Eshleman are to their Sovereign Citizen beliefs: They reject the label “sovereign citizen,” because if you’re a “citizen, then that means the government owns you, man:


“What we are, is we’re Americans,” Eshleman said. “What we did, is we did Expatriation Act of 1868 … What we did is we took our citizenship and we got rid of it. We’re expatriated from the United States.”

That’s all well and good, but it doesn’t make their handwritten license plate — which says “Non Resident 6-55-502. Privilege tax on nonresidents prohibited. Lienholder (my chattel)” — a whit more valid. Even if other loons insist it is so. Also, E Pluribus Boola Boola Alley-ga-roo.

The couple — from California, where your wingnut looniness is sometimes infused with some New Age crystals and sage smoke — had come to Tennessee to build them a “cob earth house” and live free, and do not recognize the authority of the state to ticket them for not having a license plate, because of the 14th Amendment, as any fool knows. And so they didn’t sign the traffic citation, which is why they have been in jail since May

scottytheoneand
06-20-2014, 05:01 PM
I'd jail them for their annoying music

duovamp
06-20-2014, 05:01 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ZfF5RLe.png

Trotskilicious
06-20-2014, 05:26 PM
ugh scotty stop using that fucking word

Order 66
06-20-2014, 05:38 PM
living off the grid is "libtard"?

The exploding boy
06-20-2014, 05:40 PM
not to mention whoever thinks these guys are hipsters is a moron .

Mooney
06-20-2014, 06:07 PM
living off the grid and not wanting the government to have control over them? i think you left a syllable out of 'libertardian.'

Trotskilicious
06-20-2014, 06:50 PM
seriously paultarded

i like how they move TO california

you know if you're picking the best state to build a mud hut i'd have thought that one with frequent mudslides, earthquakes and forest fires would be off the list

Eulogy
06-20-2014, 07:33 PM
They moved to TN from CA

Trotskilicious
06-20-2014, 07:40 PM
i'm so high RIGHT NOW

duovamp
06-20-2014, 07:50 PM
Yeah I should get drunk tonight. 5 beers wasn't enough last night.

scottytheoneand
06-20-2014, 08:04 PM
I'm guessing that they're typical privileged and ignorant middle class hipsters who thought that since TN is a red state filled with right wingers they wouldn't have any trouble livin off the land and driving around with their homemade Ayn Rand license plate

Trotskilicious
06-20-2014, 08:06 PM
why do you keep using the word hipster

scottytheoneand
06-20-2014, 08:07 PM
my guess is they'll be back in LA playing coffee shops in Silver Lake before Fourth of July

duovamp
06-20-2014, 08:09 PM
This hipster did something cooler than I did the other day. Like who's he think he is, some cool guy?

Trotskilicious
06-20-2014, 08:24 PM
and it was either vote for obama or vote for ron paul, either way: total hipster

I'm Hardcore
06-20-2014, 08:37 PM
and you rag on exploding boy

Mooney
06-20-2014, 09:31 PM
fucking hipsters libtards and their ayn rand.

Future Boy
06-21-2014, 03:57 AM
Rand Paul '16

duovamp
06-21-2014, 08:10 AM
Voting is for hipsters. As is not voting.

killtrocity
06-21-2014, 11:56 AM
Anything you do or like as an expression of your individual identity makes you a hipster. Unless the thing is uncool. But if you like uncool things in an ironic way, then they're cool. But nobody really knows your true intentions. Therefore everything is hipster

killtrocity
06-21-2014, 11:57 AM
And what is cool, and what is not cool, need we anyone to tell us these things

duovamp
06-21-2014, 12:06 PM
And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling hipsters.

darby
06-21-2014, 01:32 PM
this thread is poison

scottytheoneand
06-21-2014, 02:41 PM
get the poison out

killtrocity
06-21-2014, 05:47 PM
get the poo poo off my bum bum

Toast
06-21-2014, 07:05 PM
http://i.imgur.com/H1FXBFl.gif

Trotskilicious
06-21-2014, 07:09 PM
Anything you do or like as an expression of your individual identity makes you a hipster. Unless the thing is uncool. But if you like uncool things in an ironic way, then they're cool. But nobody really knows your true intentions. Therefore everything is hipster

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duovamp
06-21-2014, 07:19 PM
http://i.imgur.com/H1FXBFl.gif

Tugging my cock to dem legs.

The exploding boy
06-21-2014, 07:34 PM
what is it humping? a cushion?

I must to know.