View Full Version : Chipotle on a weekday


duovamp
06-19-2014, 02:43 PM
Gonna have a bad fuckin time.

duovamp
06-19-2014, 02:43 PM
That is all.

redbreegull
06-19-2014, 03:08 PM
what

Order 66
06-19-2014, 03:35 PM
where

Order 66
06-19-2014, 03:35 PM
when

Order 66
06-19-2014, 03:36 PM
why

scottytheoneand
06-19-2014, 03:57 PM
margin

duovamp
06-19-2014, 04:12 PM
Who would be that stupid though. Seriously.

Elphenor
06-19-2014, 04:18 PM
Is diarrhea only acceptable on weekends?

duovamp
06-19-2014, 04:20 PM
More acceptable, yes. It can hold you up for going to work in the morning.

Elphenor
06-19-2014, 04:26 PM
I might go have Chipotle right now actually because Im off today.

It's usually a good idea to eat Taco Bell while on the toilet.

Trotskilicious
06-19-2014, 04:33 PM
chipotle is the goddamn worst, i'd rather eat a taco bell burrito i fished out of an open sewer

Elphenor
06-19-2014, 05:34 PM
Pretty sure that's where they get the meat anyway

Elphenor
06-19-2014, 05:34 PM
No need to double sewer dip it

duovamp
06-19-2014, 09:29 PM
chipotle is the goddamn worst, i'd rather eat a taco bell burrito i fished out of an open sewer

Taco Bell ain't never done me wrong. Had that shut last Saturday night AND Sunday morning.

redbreegull
06-19-2014, 09:42 PM
if chipotle gives you guys diarrhea y'all got some weak stomachs

duovamp
06-19-2014, 10:25 PM
You're so rugged, Action Hank.

Trotskilicious
06-19-2014, 10:53 PM
if chipotle gives you guys diarrhea y'all got some weak stomachs

seriously, fucking yankees eating nothing but gruel i guess

Trotskilicious
06-19-2014, 10:54 PM
oh my god a mild pepper was in my bland-as-SHIT chipotle "burrito" i have to shit colors now

yo soy el mejor
06-20-2014, 12:38 AM
sounds like a country song

reprise85
06-20-2014, 07:15 AM
i like chipotle and taco bell equally. ok maybe TB a little more. And it's half the price.

To paraphrase Trots from a few years ago:

"At chipotle they shit in a burrito and charge you $9"

But it's pretty good shit.

duovamp
06-20-2014, 07:23 AM
seriously, fucking yankees eating nothing but gruel i guess

Hey man quit raggin on my gruel.

Trotskilicious
06-20-2014, 09:20 AM
To paraphrase Trots from a few years ago:

"At chipotle they shit in a burrito and charge you $9"

But it's pretty good shit.

well if it's shit then it shouldn't be good at all

scottytheoneand
06-20-2014, 09:20 AM
there's a taqueria in my neighborhood that's "authentic". But when a gringo walks in and orders off the menu they prepare the food differently because Americans are stupid and think they're getting ripped off if their taco comes with only meat and cilantro and not covered with a pile of lettuce and shredded cheddar cheese. I think they don't use beef cheek for their gringo barbacoa tacos either.

watched a redneck there once who ordered tacos de buche and brought it back to the counter freaking out because he didn't realize what it was.

Trotskilicious
06-20-2014, 09:22 AM
you are getting ripped off if there's only meat and cilantro

you should get some onions on that shit too, yo

scottytheoneand
06-20-2014, 11:59 AM
you are getting ripped off if there's only meat and cilantro

you should get some onions on that shit too, yo

my bad, they do ******* onions

scottytheoneand
06-20-2014, 11:59 AM
*******

scottytheoneand
06-20-2014, 12:00 PM
what the fuck!

Trotskilicious
06-20-2014, 01:14 PM
yeah it's some vestigial code thing i don't even know what, it's like how you can't do Me<f>ta either

I used to get lettuce tomato and cheese but then san antonio taco truck taught me that it is cilantro and onion

however this isn't exclusively gringo, i go to a very great authentic place here and they do lettuce tomato and cheese on tacos, but will do cilantro y cebolla upon request

best taco joint in town actually makes tacos with nothing on them and directs you to their completely awesome salsa bar where they have onion and cilantro, five sauces and the best pico de gallo in the universe. i think that's my ultimate taco homeboy: pico

Trotskilicious
06-20-2014, 01:14 PM
also the best taco joint in town has authentic vertical spit roasted pastor ~ mm i 'm getting a hungerection right now.

redbreegull
06-20-2014, 01:16 PM
I actually think Chipotle is tasty, it's just not spicy at all.

duovamp
06-20-2014, 01:21 PM
It doesn't taste spicy, but the pepper seeds always turn my small intestines into a water slide. And I can eat much spicier food from anywhere else and avoid this problem. Why, you know?

scottytheoneand
06-20-2014, 02:02 PM
It doesn't taste spicy, but the pepper seeds always turn my small intestines into a water slide. And I can eat much spicier food from anywhere else and avoid this problem. Why, you know?

TINWOP

redbreegull
06-20-2014, 02:47 PM
It doesn't taste spicy, but the pepper seeds always turn my small intestines into a water slide. And I can eat much spicier food from anywhere else and avoid this problem. Why, you know?

I don't know, I've never had this issue with Chipotle. These days I always get the veggie burrito though cause then the guac is free instead of TWO FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A SPOONFUL

Trotskilicious
06-20-2014, 03:03 PM
i had their "carnitas" once, and i died inside

scottytheoneand
06-20-2014, 04:18 PM
I like how Chipotle added Seitan to their menu and instantly got every vegetarian to instantly spend $2 more per order.... and thank Chipotle for it at the same time

Trotskilicious
06-20-2014, 04:55 PM
WHAT ABOUT GLUTEN FREE

duovamp
06-20-2014, 04:57 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ZfF5RLe.png

slunken
06-22-2014, 08:12 PM
chipotle is the goddamn worst, i'd rather eat a taco bell burrito i fished out of an open sewer

this

scottytheoneand
06-23-2014, 08:34 AM
WHAT ABOUT GLUTEN FREE

my wife does that. Chipotle just dumps everything into a bowl, keeps the burrito shell and calls it a "burrito bowl"

yo soy el mejor
06-23-2014, 09:15 AM
gimme that tortilla for later