View Full Version : Hey, you assholes. Name my cat.


Mo
06-17-2014, 06:30 AM
Margin, I guess

Mo
06-17-2014, 06:30 AM
Just look at her. Isn't she the cutest?

http://i.imgur.com/qh0ItCy.jpg

I'll need a name by July 5th. Thanks.

http://imgur.com/a/aojhY#0

SlingeroGuitaro
06-17-2014, 06:38 AM
Clearly you should name it 'Mo'

SlingeroGuitaro
06-17-2014, 06:39 AM
Or Andy Dufresne.

Mo
06-17-2014, 06:43 AM
Yeah, but it's a girl cat.

Cool As Ice Cream
06-17-2014, 06:46 AM
Fred.

Cool As Ice Cream
06-17-2014, 06:46 AM
Geraldine.

mxzombie
06-17-2014, 06:57 AM
allow me to be the first to suggest: bitey

Shallowed
06-17-2014, 06:58 AM
Holy crap, that's cute. Its head is almost as big as the rest of its body!

Yeah, but it's a girl cat.

Mo can be short for Maureen ;)

Mo
06-17-2014, 07:00 AM
Yeah, I'm not gonna call my cat Mo.

Shallowed
06-17-2014, 07:02 AM
Misty

Mo
06-17-2014, 07:04 AM
Suggestions I've gotten and like so far included Java and Proxy.

I think Java has a very nice, cat-like sound to it, but I can't help thinking about the programming language every time I say it out loud. I mean, sure, the kitten's probably gonna be object-oriented, but I've got a feeling felines are usually classless.

Mo
06-17-2014, 07:04 AM
Misty

The Mistle Whistle

SlingeroGuitaro
06-17-2014, 07:22 AM
Yeah, but it's a girl cat.

so? cat doesn't give a fuck.

Mo
06-17-2014, 07:32 AM
Sure enough. But I do.

SlingeroGuitaro
06-17-2014, 07:34 AM
sexist.

Mo
06-17-2014, 07:35 AM
Eh, I've been called worse.

yo soy el mejor
06-17-2014, 07:40 AM
farmer jackson

sppunk
06-17-2014, 07:55 AM
Stoli.

Mo
06-17-2014, 08:05 AM
Stoli.

I don't drink vodka.

Cool As Ice Cream
06-17-2014, 08:08 AM
Bolli.

http://mixthatdrink.com/stoli-bolli/

Mo
06-17-2014, 08:10 AM
I'll call her Bolli once she starts balding.

reprise85
06-17-2014, 08:22 AM
Shelly.

Mo
06-17-2014, 08:23 AM
She isn't a turtle, you know.

Trotskilicious
06-17-2014, 09:03 AM
Parker

Trotskilicious
06-17-2014, 10:06 AM
BORIS DIAW

Cool As Ice Cream
06-17-2014, 10:10 AM
marie-antoinette

Mo
06-17-2014, 10:42 AM
BORIS DIAW

Did you even look at the picture? How could I name a creature as cute and fluffy as her fucking "Boris"?

The exploding boy
06-17-2014, 10:47 AM
What I like to do is wait a few weeks to see the cat's personality emerge and then go from there. Yes its true kittens all tend to act similar but even then they tend to have their...thing.

I named my girl cat Dexy because she was bound to run around the house in the middle of the night and wake me. so she was a Midnight Runner so to speak so I called her Dexy.

Sonic Johnny
06-17-2014, 10:54 AM
name the cat Margin

Mo
06-17-2014, 10:56 AM
According to the lady who's looking after her right now, she's very playful towards her but rather independent when it comes to playtime with her siblings. She was the first to leave the pack, so to speak, and she amuses herself on her own.

Which is cool. I like strong, independent women. Maybe I should call her Lisbeth Salander.

The exploding boy
06-17-2014, 11:05 AM
Not the first example I'd think about when thinking of strong independent women.

That being said, Salander would be a pretty decent cat name.

The exploding boy
06-17-2014, 11:06 AM
Would likely get shortened to Sal or Sally though

More than two syllables in a pet name is not that recommended for this reason. There's lisbeth but I find this a little boring compared to Salander.

Trotskilicious
06-17-2014, 11:10 AM
Ripley

Trotskilicious
06-17-2014, 11:13 AM
Did you even look at the picture? How could I name a creature as cute and fluffy as her fucking "Boris"?

ANDELE ANDELE, DIAW DIAW DIAW - UH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Mo
06-17-2014, 11:36 AM
Ripley

Uh, good one!

pavementtune
06-17-2014, 11:42 AM
Just look at her. Isn't she the cutest?

http://i.imgur.com/qh0ItCy.jpg

I'll need a name by July 5th. Thanks.

http://imgur.com/a/aojhY#0

Fuchur, clearly.
or Fiva MC.

Ripley is good. Lisbeth (Salander) is even better. Rooney?
jesus, this kitten is gorgeous.


how about Amelie or Audrey Tautou?
http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsT/41656-25531.jpg

Trotskilicious
06-17-2014, 11:48 AM
ultimately, female cats are often beautiful little murder machines so you should definitely go with some kind of heroine or hunter

i'd still name her parker but i'm SPURS MAD

Mo
06-17-2014, 11:58 AM
Fuchur, clearly.
or Fiva MC.

Ripley is good. Lisbeth (Salander) is even better. Rooney?
jesus, this kitten is gorgeous.


how about Amelie or Audrey Tautou?
http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsT/41656-25531.jpg

Oh, ja, "Fiva" is good as well. "Audrey" is not bad at all either, but I can't in good conscience call her "Amelie"...

IAMTHEDOORWAY
06-17-2014, 01:48 PM
Our animal souls yearn to be united with our body and clear eyes are no longer in wonder at the wind that flies through our breezedreams.

IAMTHEDOORWAY
06-17-2014, 01:49 PM
Also I think assholes is not a nice or productive way to address us.

The exploding boy
06-17-2014, 04:08 PM
haha, I just had that problem.
The kitten we got is a girl, too, little beauty in black, looks at you with her big "I am so cute" eyes and then she goes, finds the one cable she can reach and bam.
I can't say "AMELIE" to a disaster cat.

My cat Dexy is like this. she ruined over i'd say 30 cables so far in her life. Even those that aren't ruined, there's pretty much no cable in this house her teeth marks aren't imprinted into. She does it for attention too mainly. Which is the worst she'll be like oh you're not paying attention to me? ok fine.. I chew this cable now then. Anyway that earned her the nickname Mynock. As in Empire strikes back "Mynocks, chewing on the power cables". So if I could do it over, I might name her Mynock. Not the cutest name, but fitting.


PS: I really wanted to write her lines in lolcat talk but I don't dare do this publicly.

Trotskilicious
06-17-2014, 04:12 PM
THOSE ARE THE BEST GODDAMN CATS I LOVE THEM

Shallowed
06-17-2014, 04:25 PM
What I like to do is wait a few weeks to see the cat's personality emerge and then go from there. Yes its true kittens all tend to act similar but even then they tend to have their...thing.

My parents got a female kitten a couple of years ago, we didn't wait for its personality to emerge before naming it though. Mum came up with the name Poppy on the way home from the vet where we got it from and it stuck.

I like the name but it doesn't quite suit her because she bites and claws anything that comes near her to shreds. She's so cute but you can't cuddle her :(

The exploding boy
06-17-2014, 04:34 PM
Dexy doesn't even run off. She's like, "that's right i did that, what are you gonna do about it?"

She's ruined two webcams so far actually. I pretty much got another cat so that she'd be more frequently entertained so she'd stop being such a dick. But that only worked a while. Now the former kitten is all grown up and bigger than her so she doesn't really want to play with him anymore since she doesn't care to if he can get the upper hand. Still he's a big dumb cat, she's a true warrior. She thought she could train him for her cat army but he doesn't give a fuck. he just wants foods and cuddles. she thinks he's so stupid.

The exploding boy
06-17-2014, 05:11 PM
Its not really surprising. All the experiences ive had with dogs and cats is that they get along fine.

the thing is even cats, if you introduce a new one chances are the one that was there before will be upset and hiss at it and attack it and hate it for a bit. That's always what happened anyway with mine. but then they eventually get along. It's a bit like that for cats and dogs too.

Future Boy
06-17-2014, 09:23 PM
Benny

Trotskilicious
06-17-2014, 09:33 PM
all I see is her cute little ass running off

quoted out of context

Mooney
06-17-2014, 09:43 PM
http://i.imgur.com/qh0ItCy.jpg



pinky was the first thing that popped into my head when looking at that picture.

null123
06-17-2014, 11:36 PM
Tanya
Kimberly

null123
06-17-2014, 11:40 PM
Brooke

yo soy el mejor
06-18-2014, 12:03 AM
Cherie

yo soy el mejor
06-18-2014, 12:03 AM
Nermal

yo soy el mejor
06-18-2014, 12:03 AM
Melancholia

yo soy el mejor
06-18-2014, 12:04 AM
whoa. there is a fly in front of that cat.

yo soy el mejor
06-18-2014, 12:04 AM
Lord of the Fly

yo soy el mejor
06-18-2014, 12:05 AM
******

darby
06-18-2014, 02:28 AM
lily

Mo
06-18-2014, 03:00 AM
She's gonna be my one and only, so that fits. But my aunt is already called Lily, so.. no. Unfortunately.

noyen
06-18-2014, 03:19 AM
named my brothers dog khaleesi and plan on naming all adoptions in the future on got characters.

Mo
06-18-2014, 03:40 AM
I thought about calling her "Arya" (a fittingly strong, young, female character), but that sounds too much like "Arier", and I would get lynched for that. Eh.

Mo
06-18-2014, 03:41 AM
"Sansa" has a nice, cat-like quality as well.
"Cersei" sounds a bit... I don't know, harsh?

If she's a little bitch I could always call her Wench...

noyen
06-18-2014, 03:44 AM
pirate it up and do arrrrrrya. two and three syllable names seem to do the best with pets for some reason. In the end the animal doesn't even register it so you could just call it cunt in an affectionate tone and get the same result of calling it Englebert Humperdinck Buttfuck kitty cat.

noyen
06-18-2014, 03:45 AM
we alternate between khaleesi and leesi and it spazzes out at either.

reprise85
06-18-2014, 04:07 AM
stimpy

Shallowed
06-18-2014, 04:13 AM
Coltrane

Cool As Ice Cream
06-18-2014, 04:16 AM
jonas

Shallowed
06-18-2014, 05:32 AM
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!!

yo soy el mejor
06-18-2014, 07:09 AM
Ellen

yo soy el mejor
06-18-2014, 07:10 AM
Starla

darby
06-18-2014, 11:29 AM
darla

The exploding boy
06-18-2014, 11:49 AM
Starla

PORCELINA
SHEILA
LILY
AVA
MARTHA
LUNA
DAPHNE
KITTY KAT
DUSTY
SIVA
RUBY

darby
06-18-2014, 12:19 PM
my dog's name is ava

darby
06-18-2014, 12:19 PM
and you forgot june

darby
06-18-2014, 12:20 PM
medellia

darby
06-18-2014, 12:23 PM
i think darcy is an okay name for a cat

bye june
06-18-2014, 12:31 PM
Sadly

Shallowed
06-18-2014, 04:22 PM
It ends in an "ee" sound so it works pretty well

hnibos
06-18-2014, 05:01 PM
Pancha

yo soy el mejor
06-19-2014, 12:21 PM
fRIDA

Mo
07-06-2014, 09:11 AM
Finally brought the cat home yesterday. Turns out he isn't female at all... Eh, whatever. Probably a little less hassle a few months down the road anyway.

I was prepared to let him get accustomed to the smells and noises in my apartment in his "safe room" for a few days without bothering or interacting with him too much, but he's very cuddly, clingy and *very* vocal, so I gave in and let him roam free. He couldn't be happier, bouncing and hunting and playing until he's almost literally falling over from exhaustion. He even took to his new litter box almost straight away. Clever little bastard...

http://i.imgur.com/spppjl6.jpg

I've decided to call him Spot, after Data's cat.

http://data3.whicdn.com/images/34537580/large.png

I'm in kitty love.

Shallowed
07-06-2014, 09:24 AM
I want a kitty!

KAT
07-06-2014, 10:51 PM
María Isabel del Carmen

KAT
07-06-2014, 10:51 PM
Doh!

Cool As Ice Cream
07-07-2014, 03:43 AM
Finally brought the cat home yesterday. Turns out he isn't female at all... Eh, whatever. Probably a little less hassle a few months down the road anyway.

I was prepared to let him get accustomed to the smells and noises in my apartment in his "safe room" for a few days without bothering or interacting with him too much, but he's very cuddly, clingy and *very* vocal, so I gave in and let him roam free. He couldn't be happier, bouncing and hunting and playing until he's almost literally falling over from exhaustion. He even took to his new litter box almost straight away. Clever little bastard...

http://i.imgur.com/spppjl6.jpg

awwww

smashingjj
07-07-2014, 04:12 AM
Finally brought the cat home yesterday. Turns out he isn't female at all... Eh, whatever. Probably a little less hassle a few months down the road anyway.

I was prepared to let him get accustomed to the smells and noises in my apartment in his "safe room" for a few days without bothering or interacting with him too much, but he's very cuddly, clingy and *very* vocal, so I gave in and let him roam free. He couldn't be happier, bouncing and hunting and playing until he's almost literally falling over from exhaustion. He even took to his new litter box almost straight away. Clever little bastard...



We adopted a cat two months ago and it went exactly like that here, he immediately knew where he needed to go to the toilet and never went elsewhere. He's very social and goes everywhere I go. That includes the red light district.

He grows up extremely fast.

A months ago:

http://i1265.photobucket.com/albums/jj505/joerijoustra/Foto0920_zps78ccdb2a.jpg
http://i1265.photobucket.com/albums/jj505/joerijoustra/Foto0919_zpsf42435e0.jpg

More recent:

http://i1265.photobucket.com/albums/jj505/joerijoustra/Foto1065_zpsa9413c80.jpg

Cool As Ice Cream
07-07-2014, 04:18 AM
omg awww!

cat cup!
yellow cloth from aldi!

Mo
07-07-2014, 04:23 AM
We adopted a cat two months ago and it went exactly like that here, he immediately knew where he needed to go to the toilet and never went elsewhere. He's very social and goes everywhere I go. That includes the red light district.

He grows up extremely fast.

A months ago:

http://i1265.photobucket.com/albums/jj505/joerijoustra/Foto0920_zps78ccdb2a.jpg
http://i1265.photobucket.com/albums/jj505/joerijoustra/Foto0919_zpsf42435e0.jpg

More recent:

http://i1265.photobucket.com/albums/jj505/joerijoustra/Foto1065_zpsa9413c80.jpg

Holy lord, that's one adorable kitten.

smashingjj
07-07-2014, 05:19 AM
he is!

i like how his face changes. he's slowly turning black, like a reversed michael jackson

smashingjj
07-07-2014, 05:26 AM
right now:

http://i1265.photobucket.com/albums/jj505/joerijoustra/IMG_20140707_112043_zpsae3fd179.jpg

Mo
07-07-2014, 05:29 AM
What's his name?

smashingjj
07-07-2014, 05:36 AM
Gijsbrecht Konijn Adriaanse

Gijs, for friends

Mo
07-08-2014, 02:28 AM
In case anyone cares: <a href="http://imgur.com/a/Cjl1T#0">Spot's first 36 hours in his new home.</a>
He loves looking over his realm from someone's shoulder.

Lucky Day Spa
07-08-2014, 05:28 AM
http://i.imgur.com/spppjl6.jpg

I've decided to call him Spot, after Data's cat.

sorry but your cat's name is not spot

everybody, say hello to…

Butt Cat

Mo
07-08-2014, 04:08 PM
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/F8uoB0d.jpg">
This was five minutes after I put up his new hammock

Mo
07-08-2014, 04:09 PM
Isn't he the most precious fucking thing you've ever seen?

Trotskilicious
07-08-2014, 04:15 PM
i've seen a lot of kittens

Mo
07-08-2014, 04:18 PM
Me too. But I've never owned one.

smashingjj
07-08-2014, 04:34 PM
yeah he's lovely

Lucky Day Spa
07-09-2014, 06:09 AM
netphoria love butt cat

Cool As Ice Cream
07-09-2014, 07:07 AM
CUTE BUTT CAT BOUNCING IN THE AIR

Shallowed
07-09-2014, 07:13 AM
That kitty looks super happy.

I wish I was that cat

Lucky Day Spa
07-09-2014, 07:17 AM
would you still want to be that cat if it meant your name were Butt Cat

Lucky Day Spa
07-09-2014, 07:18 AM
hypothetically speaking

Cool As Ice Cream
07-09-2014, 07:18 AM
you're a butt cat, you butt cat!

Lucky Day Spa
07-09-2014, 07:51 AM
yes thank you we have the memes and we're voting butt cat