View Full Version : does anyone here drink their near-empty bag of chips


slunken
06-14-2014, 08:49 PM
you know, when it's almost empty so you hold the corner of the bag up to your mouth and funnel the remaining contents down your gullet?

slunken
06-14-2014, 08:49 PM
double posted for morons:

you know, when it's almost empty so you hold the corner of the bag up to your mouth and funnel the remaining contents down your gullet?

slunken
06-14-2014, 08:49 PM
because if so, that's pretty fucking gross

mxzombie
06-14-2014, 08:57 PM
every time. licking or sucking the sticky crumbs off of one's fingertips is gross.

mxzombie
06-14-2014, 08:57 PM
give me the crumbs. i want the crumbs.

slunken
06-14-2014, 09:02 PM
every time. licking or sucking the sticky crumbs off of one's fingertips is gross.

but yr gonna get crumbs on your fingers just from taking the whole chips out of the bag, right?

slunken
06-14-2014, 09:16 PM
i imagine most of the slobs here drink their chips

Ram27
06-14-2014, 09:57 PM
sometimes I smash the chips long before the bag is empty so I can pour/eat without dirtying my fingers

The exploding boy
06-14-2014, 10:04 PM
Generally I just pick the crumbs with my fingers. I might have done that before though. Drinking the chips. Just earlier I was kinda having chips (kinda cause they're kinda chips but not really) and I just picked every last crumb.

slunken
06-14-2014, 10:04 PM
i only eat chips with a pair of tweezers get on my level

slunken
06-14-2014, 10:06 PM
i was at a gas station the other night and was super surprised that Munchos (tm) still existed

The exploding boy
06-14-2014, 10:18 PM
I used to eat munchos for lunch back when I worked at a convenience store in like 2000 (which coincidentally is back when I used to spend my waking life on netphoria). Because they were cheap and I worked only part time so I couldn't afford the "good stuff". I don't think I've had any since. Now I'm so rich I can buy like doritos....................on sale. Living the life.


Actually my favorite thing in the world is Munchies. Nothing says fatso like Munchies. Pretzels, doritos, sun chips, crunchy Cheetos all in one. It's enough to almost make you believe there is a god. Though imagine if instead of shitty Rold Gold they were Snyders of Hanover. See if there WAS a god he'd have made that happen.

toase
06-15-2014, 12:29 AM
Why wouldn't anyone do it?

It's like paying for planned obsolecense

reprise85
06-15-2014, 12:40 AM
well obviously

yo soy el mejor
06-16-2014, 07:36 AM
i do >_<

but i only do it alone or with someone i truly know. you won't see me drinking chips at corner bakery or at work where people can see me, that's for sure.

yo soy el mejor
06-16-2014, 07:37 AM
mmm liquid takis

D.
06-16-2014, 09:30 AM
i only eat chips with a pair of tweezers get on my level

My brother used to read newspapers with disposable gloves on so as not to get print on his fingers. Fuckin' weirdo.

slunken
06-16-2014, 11:39 AM
Haha wow

yo soy el mejor
06-16-2014, 09:28 PM
you eat chips with tweezers, though!

yo soy el mejor
06-17-2014, 12:10 AM
how many y'all wanna bet slunken made this thread after drinking some damn chips?


/raises hand

IAMTHEDOORWAY
06-17-2014, 01:46 PM
Only fats drink their chips you proles. Chips are fascist snacks.

slunken
06-17-2014, 02:04 PM
No proles, no plebs.

scottytheoneand
06-17-2014, 02:09 PM
I drink the crumbs. Value for money. Waste not want not.

Cool As Ice Cream
06-17-2014, 02:20 PM
i imagine most of the slobs here drink their chips

I CERTAINLY DO!

pavementtune
06-17-2014, 02:25 PM
I drink the crumbs. Value for money. Waste not want not.

I still use a spoon for crumbs, no matter what crumbs, and always eat all of them. if there is no spoon, I shake the crumbs in one hand and pick them up with the other. fuck you, upbringing.
I will break out and drink chips now.

smashingjj
06-17-2014, 02:45 PM
crisps

IAMTHEDOORWAY
06-17-2014, 03:02 PM
I still use a spoon for crumbs, no matter what crumbs, and always eat all of them. if there is no spoon, I shake the crumbs in one hand and pick them up with the other. fuck you, upbringing.
I will break out and drink chips now.

Are you a beggar on the street? Jesus get some dignity!!

The exploding boy
06-17-2014, 03:32 PM
Well I know I personally cant afford to waste any food, bad for me or not, and I don't.

I think we need to not shame people for actually eating the whole of their food. Especially considering the average waste of food per citizen in the western world. I remember a report said an average American family wasted 2200$ of food a year. I'm not a family, but by myself if it ads up to 20$ a year I'd be surprised. I can't remember right now the last time I wasted anything.


And yes I know crumbs don't count....I'm just saying though.

Cool As Ice Cream
06-17-2014, 03:52 PM
crisps

yes. crisps. that is correct english.

The exploding boy
06-17-2014, 04:02 PM
This shit was invented in America. Therefore, the proper English is chips. you only called it crisps because for some fucked up reason you called french fries chips and then you needed a new word for chips.

I don't know why I'm debating this anyway sine technically I should call them croustilles. Which................kinda translates to crisps.

smashingjj
06-17-2014, 04:05 PM
i never called french fries chips.

The exploding boy
06-17-2014, 04:10 PM
Ok I guess they're not really French fries but close enough. They're all just frites to me anyway. Big or small.

smashingjj
06-17-2014, 04:12 PM
We call them chips where I live, by the way

Cool As Ice Cream
06-17-2014, 05:02 PM
lololo

Cool As Ice Cream
06-17-2014, 05:03 PM
yes, crisps are called chips here.

The exploding boy
06-17-2014, 05:15 PM
I don't even understand what y'all saying anymore so I will just revert to my default defense position of "y'all shut the fuck up"

scottytheoneand
06-17-2014, 05:20 PM
do you drink your last bits of poutine off the plate?

The exploding boy
06-17-2014, 05:34 PM
Well the problem is most people even here never make homedade poutine, I know I don't (well I have maybe like 4 times), so that means when I have it i'm in public, so while i'd sure fucking love to lick the sauce off that plate, I'm not going to because it's frowned upon socially. Which is a shame.

scottytheoneand
06-17-2014, 05:38 PM
you probably already look like a freak! put your mouth on the plate and let that gravy slide down your throat!








my next pic thread post will be me "drinking" the last of my poutine

The exploding boy
06-17-2014, 06:20 PM
put your mouth on the plate and let that gravy slide down your throat

that's what she said.









I know I know, eww.....

vixnix
06-17-2014, 06:35 PM
I squash them together with my overweight fingertips and then lick them off. When there's only a teensy bit left I squash them onto my index fingertip and lick them off.

Fatty boom batty in da hooooouuuse

The exploding boy
06-17-2014, 08:24 PM
You always make it sound like you're monster of Hulkian proportions. Do you say like "Vixnix crush!" (or whatever your name is) as you crush the chips?

vixnix
06-18-2014, 09:31 AM
no usually just an animalistic grunt of happiness lil unghhh, or something like that....

I'm pretty big!