View Full Version : Russell Brand


vixnix
06-13-2014, 12:52 AM
I've just noticed that he's pretty hot.

How long have you all known?

The exploding boy
06-13-2014, 01:17 AM
I dont know about that, but he's actually pretty clever, that's the thing that surprised me. I just wish he had better taste in women.

I'm Hardcore
06-13-2014, 02:21 AM
i'd fuck your avatar first vixnix

Order 66
06-13-2014, 02:36 AM
I dont know about that, but he's actually pretty clever, that's the thing that surprised me. I just wish he had better taste in women.

yeah katy perry is so outside your league

vixnix
06-13-2014, 02:53 AM
I can see how they were both young and stupid and thought that the initial lust and infatuation could last. But Jemima Khan is actually pretty awesome.

Order 66
06-13-2014, 03:14 AM
they're like 30

vixnix
06-13-2014, 03:30 AM
He was, she wasn't - she's 29 now so would have been 25 then. And he has had all sorts of drug & emotional problems...so while he's old in terms of years, he was probably emotionally immature when they married. I can believe they were both naive enough to think it would work.

Order 66
06-13-2014, 03:40 AM
i don't know either. celeb marriages always work

Mo
06-13-2014, 04:28 AM
He was, she wasn't - she's 29 now so would have been 25 then. And he has had all sorts of drug & emotional problems...so while he's old in terms of years, he was probably emotionally immature when they married. I can believe they were both naive enough to think it would work.

Maybe they just didn't care and went for it?

Sonic Johnny
06-13-2014, 04:35 AM
All I see when I look at him is a giant pair of cunt lips on a giant cunt face flapping aimlessly in the vaguely-cunt-scented breeze, telling young people it's cool not to be engaged in the democratic process. Basically I can't even get past what a fucking stupid waste of oxygen cunt he is to even think of him as a human being let alone in a sexual context

Bread Regal
06-13-2014, 07:25 AM
Maybe they just didn't care and went for it?
hey mo

The exploding boy
06-13-2014, 09:02 AM
yeah katy perry is so outside your league

Well if you don't think katy perry is an insipid worthless human being i can't do anything for you. But maybe you are blinded by her tits.

pavementtune
06-13-2014, 09:23 AM
I'm totally for a hot male objects thread.

But he is the exact opposite of hot looking for me.


http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002648317/russell-brand-76683117214_xlarge.jpeg


next!

duovamp
06-13-2014, 09:29 AM
There's a fine line between rugged and dirty. Russell Brand is dirty.

Hugh Jackman? Rugged.

duovamp
06-13-2014, 09:35 AM
More like Huge Jackedman.

#swoleasfuck

vixnix
06-13-2014, 09:46 AM
I'm not a looks girl...but I think he's pretty good looking. But he's mainly hot because he's funny and bright, and gentle and vulnerable. Doesn't hurt that he's tall and dark, I guess. Bonus points. hawt.

vixnix
06-13-2014, 09:47 AM
I was concerned that yet again I was late to the party, but it turns out it's that other thing where I'm the only one at the party. It's cool...I can deal with that.

pavementtune
06-13-2014, 09:53 AM
I'm not a looks girl...but I think he's pretty good looking. But he's mainly hot because he's funny and bright, and gentle and vulnerable. Doesn't hurt that he's tall and dark, I guess. Bonus points. hawt.

Ah okay. So you're not down for a plain hot LOOKING objects thread.
Sigh.

duovamp
06-13-2014, 10:03 AM
When she wants to make fun of morlocks like me for our looks though, she does.

vixnix
06-13-2014, 10:22 AM
Other people don't think Art Garfunkel is hot? I thought I was paying you a compliment.

duovamp
06-13-2014, 10:24 AM
OH WHY THANK YOU.

Trotskilicious
06-13-2014, 10:25 AM
where were you when russell brand discovered fire?

Mo
06-14-2014, 11:48 AM
hey mo

Hey Johnny B. How are you?

juliana
06-14-2014, 12:44 PM
I met him in 2008 after a comedy show, he was sorta pathetic.

vixnix
06-14-2014, 05:40 PM
He might have been in recovery

pale_princess
06-14-2014, 07:01 PM
he's pretty hot but there's no celeb i wanna fuck more than his ex-wife :twisted:

vixnix
06-14-2014, 08:02 PM
well, you're not alone there! Katy Perry is really growing on me, too...probably wouldn't have taken her seriously if not for her connection to him, but after reading about her and listening to a few of her tracks she doesn't seem too bad - and the eternal teenage girl inside me is kinda hip shaking along to all her coming of age sentiments.

Trotskilicious
06-14-2014, 08:09 PM
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag
Drifting through the wind
Wanting to start again

vixnix
06-14-2014, 08:15 PM
yes, exactly like that! Oh Katy you're so deep!

slunken
06-14-2014, 09:14 PM
I'm totally for a hot male objects thread.

But he is the exact opposite of hot looking for me.


http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002648317/russell-brand-76683117214_xlarge.jpeg


next!

this is pretty much banana with long hair and a beard

null123
06-14-2014, 09:27 PM
http://img.spokeo.com/public/900-600/russell_brand_1994_01_01.jpg

slunken
06-14-2014, 09:44 PM
well ok maybe not then