View Full Version : I am looking for a guy named Bakewell...Chris Bakepoorly

Zucchini Duke
06-12-2014, 09:49 AM
In 2005, otherwise known as "Year of the Red Sash" twin brother Banana Luke was a fine member here ( He brought joy and truth to everyone. There was a bastard who lived here on Netphoria whose name was Chrisbakewell. You remember him? Well it turns out his snake killed my brother on February 5th 2010. Also known as the "Day the World Went Away". After I found the body of Luke, I killed chrisbastardwell's snake with my nine inch nail. For some reason he named his snake James Iha. Since that horrific day everyday is exactly the same. I type this post from my Nokia Windows phone at the grave of Banana Luke. Luke's epitaph reads

"He hated bastards more than anything. He also loved Sally's cupcakes"

chew on that a while.

here is will see he was a slongjacker and hated my brother

Zucchini Duke
06-13-2014, 10:25 AM
Bakewell has struck. yesterday I have 20 i have 4. you do the math!

06-13-2014, 11:20 AM

06-13-2014, 12:10 PM

Zucchini Duke
06-13-2014, 02:34 PM
Go fuck your dead twin brother.

So, I should have a coconut snow cone?

Sonic Johnny
06-13-2014, 08:09 PM
C+ thread overall but still better than any Elphenor thread

06-13-2014, 08:38 PM
all I know about this bakewell fellow is that he's on my Wii

06-13-2014, 08:41 PM
Say what you will about Hitler but this thread title is probably the best of all time.

Lucky Day Spa
06-14-2014, 04:42 AM
chrisbakewell was p chill iirc