View Full Version : i had a cab driver named....


SuckSuckStyle
06-11-2014, 12:01 PM
:p

SuckSuckStyle
06-11-2014, 12:02 PM
"MISS TITIPORN"


it was on her cab licence. i tried to take a photo but the ride was too bumpy.

killtrocity
06-11-2014, 02:23 PM
Munchma Kuchi

reprise85
06-11-2014, 02:31 PM
i was driving through the shittier part of town today and saw a drug dealer standing on the side of the road wearing a black shirt with sewn on letters that said "CRACK ROCKS" in neon orange. i didnt think that part of town was THAT shitty. saw him getting into a car that stopped for him while i was driving away.

Trotskilicious
06-11-2014, 02:40 PM
OMG SOUNDS "SKETCHY"

redbreegull
06-11-2014, 02:44 PM
I went to high school with a girl named Titiporn. It's Thai, right?

The exploding boy
06-11-2014, 05:02 PM
Yeah i had a crush on a thai exchange student in HS called Pornuma. I guess porn comes up a lot in their names. I never bothered looking up what it means.

Trotskilicious
06-11-2014, 05:49 PM
yeah why take any interest in a woman's culture if you're already porking them

scottytheoneand
06-11-2014, 05:55 PM
#returnofthekings

SuckSuckStyle
06-12-2014, 08:58 AM
I went to high school with a girl named Titiporn. It's Thai, right?

yep.

in KL there's a monorail stop called 'TITIWANGSA'. at work i have to send people there sometimes bc there's a bus station. i always giggle in my head.

The exploding boy
06-12-2014, 09:12 AM
yeah why take any interest in a woman's culture if you're already porking them


but I wasn't...... in what world does crush immediately equals "porking"? Also there was no internet then, how was it possible to find about anything at all ever!? Ask her!? Dont be stupid.

Its not like the girls i've been with ever asked me what Ariel meant anyway (not that it has anything to do with my culture....and that's lion of god in hebrew.....but no i am not jewish)

Trotskilicious
06-12-2014, 12:03 PM
it means you're a sissy mermaid

The exploding boy
06-12-2014, 12:33 PM
I wore a little mermaid shirt for years. I loved that shirt. And little girls looked at me puzzingly on the street. Like "mom why is this man wearing a little mermaid shirt?" to which they would probably answer something like "because honey, that man is a huge fucking faggot"

Trotskilicious
06-12-2014, 01:00 PM
i loved the little mermaid, i watched it relentlessly. "Under the Sea" and a ginger in a bikini how could I go wrong.

The exploding boy
06-12-2014, 01:23 PM
I'm glad it came out in 1989 which was my last year of grade school which saved me really. It was mentioned once or twice in high school like "haha, like the little mermaid" but really if you mentioned that in HS, that meant you'd seen the movie when you were past 12 so that likely just made YOU the target for ridicule (because in hs youre supposed to renounce anything not totally grown up). I saw the film once, Kenzie forced me to actually (also the one who got me to buy the shirt and get over my "little mermaid issues" which is probably her only slightly positive contribution to anything in my life which says a fucking lot)

Not my favorite Disney film but alright I guess. As quasi french I do take slight offense at the French cook sterotyping though it IS the best song in the film "Zut alors! what is this? How on earth could I miss, such a sweet little succulent craaab"

I still have the shirt but its too worn out to wear.

redbreegull
06-12-2014, 04:30 PM
my better half is named after the little mermaid

slunken
06-12-2014, 05:22 PM
walt?

Trotskilicious
06-12-2014, 05:42 PM
A WHOLE NEW WORRRRLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

redbreegull
06-12-2014, 05:44 PM
WAAAAAAAALT
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT

http://seriable.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/waaaaalt.jpg

redbreegull
06-12-2014, 05:44 PM
THEY TOOK MY BOY