View Full Version : Perfume/colognes


toase
06-06-2014, 11:58 PM
Do you wear any perfumes/colognes?
Your favorites?

I've just opened a CK IN2U male, smells so good I think I'll dump my Azzaro preference.

The exploding boy
06-07-2014, 01:51 AM
I find the concept douchey. I realise it is highly judgmental of me. But i don't know, douchebags have ruined it for eveyrone.


I use antiperspirant so i just don't smell much of anything as much as possible.





I have to say most men cologne or perfumes have something in it i seem to be slighly allergic to. It tends to make my throat itch.

toase
06-07-2014, 02:09 AM
Yes, maybe... But one smaller question: do you take a bath/shower every day?

scottytheoneand
06-07-2014, 07:22 AM
Avez-vous une douche?

sickbadthing
06-07-2014, 07:26 AM
I wear a lot of ass sweat

Order 66
06-07-2014, 08:15 AM
usher cologne is kind of bitchin

yo soy el mejor
06-07-2014, 08:45 AM
some are good. some are not.

pavementtune
06-07-2014, 09:00 AM
I'm too lazy to search for these research studies...
scent/smell... blabla... more powerful to provoke? memories than images bla...
and how much scent makes us meat robots "choose" a partner.

True for me, I'm a nose person. Smell good and I can't think straight. Ultimately it's a person's smell without any artifical scents of course, but I tend to like people who smell good.

It's a pain in the ass to be around a colleague who doesn't, can be a nice person, fun to talk to, but when he stinks when I have to be physically close to him it's not exactly the situation where I wish I could spend more time with him. (same goes for ladies)

Armani - Emporio He; Acqua di Giņ
Hugo Boss - Boss Bottled
Davidoff- Cool Water After Shave
forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=178886

slunken
06-07-2014, 10:53 AM
One minute no chick in the world. No fucking way, and they're going la la la la la. And the next they're sniffing around. And you're going wow, when I changed from Old Spice to Habit Rouge, things definitely got better.

<b>

TuralyonW3
06-07-2014, 11:44 AM
I just spray a little axe or some shit

When I was in middle school I wore darkkar noir because I read dragonlance books and it sounded cool

The exploding boy
06-07-2014, 12:31 PM
Yes, maybe... But one smaller question: do you take a bath/shower every day?

I will not answer this question without my lawyer.

Trotskilicious
06-07-2014, 03:42 PM
i smell like old spice and weed

used to be cigarettes

anytime i wear cologne people say something about it kind of like why would you bother you unlovable fat piece of garbage lol

slunken
06-07-2014, 07:13 PM
I think it's important not to douse yourself in a fragrance for special occasions but to wear it subtly all the time so it becomes a part of your natural odor.

slunken
06-07-2014, 07:17 PM
http://www.osmoz.com/Public/Files/__Uploads/images/pub_fragrance_habit_rouge.jpg
http://horse-tales.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/product_344.jpg

Borderline fetishistic

slunken
06-07-2014, 07:23 PM
Get on my level

killtrocity
06-07-2014, 09:54 PM
HORSE FUCKER

The exploding boy
06-07-2014, 10:11 PM
That's how i feel about people wearing cologne, they usually in the end all turn out to be horse fuckers. There's no way guys like slunken and toase haven't fucked horses. The jury is still out about trots since he's an occasional cologne user. He may or may not have fucked a horse but even if not, it's probably only a matter of time.

The exploding boy
06-07-2014, 10:13 PM
Equus is basically about a cologne user.

Elphenor
06-07-2014, 11:55 PM
I feel like you try to be funny,man, and you almost get there, but just not quite.

Elphenor
06-07-2014, 11:57 PM
Like, I see what you did there.
But the joke just doesn't evoke laughter

slunken
06-08-2014, 12:36 AM
I think there are 3 ways to dress: Dressing to make your body look good, dressing to fit a certain style or scene, or dressing to be comfortable.

I'm for sure in the second.

this on the other hand is comedy gold

The exploding boy
06-08-2014, 12:41 AM
Like, I see what you did there.
But the joke just doesn't evoke laughter

I don't like to think about anything i might ever write as a "joke". That would be giving too much credit to my thought process. I just write without using brain filters or self-editing.

yo soy el mejor
06-08-2014, 08:50 PM
what i've learned here is that slunken smells like keith richards.

yo soy el mejor
06-08-2014, 08:51 PM
i've taken to spraying my brush and combing it through my hair. nice. subtle.

yo soy el mejor
06-08-2014, 08:59 PM
no one ever smells my dang head, though. it's mainly for all the creeps and honeys on the bus.

bignothing
06-08-2014, 09:12 PM
what? perfume on your hair? jesus christ i almost suffocate every night from the smell of my shampoo this is unthinkable

yo soy el mejor
06-08-2014, 10:50 PM
that's tight.

yo soy el mejor
06-08-2014, 10:50 PM
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t36/KalliopeStarmist/Gif/tumblr_lpyim5vwqb1qdy3ovo4_250.gif

vixnix
06-09-2014, 12:07 AM
At the moment I wear Clinique happy or Chanel no. 5 on top of my Rexona hypo-allergenic anti-perspirant low fragrance. People frequently tell me I smell good and I think it's because I wash obsessively to counteract any kind of bad smells I might carry with me because I'm a fat unloveable piece of garbage

Order 66
06-09-2014, 12:08 AM
well then..

The exploding boy
06-09-2014, 12:12 AM
I'm a fat unloveable piece of garbage

The case with most on this forum.


Even those who aren't fat sure are unlovable pieces of garbage at least.

vixnix
06-09-2014, 12:28 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-r0RyCYMMpzc/UNsiSdN2NjI/AAAAAAAANp0/n7lbRvyi9AQ/s1600/tumblr_m8lhjp9e5Y1r4j97go1_500.jpg

vixnix
06-09-2014, 12:28 AM
In before Elohenor tells me I'm not funny but he can see I'm trying

The exploding boy
06-09-2014, 01:01 AM
Throw yourselves into the road, you haven't got a chance.

Trotskilicious
06-09-2014, 01:07 AM
I'm a fat unloveable piece of garbage

hey, that's my line

The exploding boy
06-09-2014, 01:13 AM
I think you should have it because i think vixnix is in a relationship (i could be wrong though) which means that there's at least one person who loves her. If nothing else she has a kid who presumably loves her too (though i suppose children or parents shouldnt count)

Trotskilicious
06-09-2014, 01:28 AM
yeah she likes to try and make me feel bad about the fact that i don't have any of that even though she sounds like she rues the day anyway so i dunno i think everyone's miserable and we should all just die

Elphenor
06-09-2014, 01:35 AM
I'm a skinny unloveable piece of garbage

scottytheoneand
06-09-2014, 01:38 AM
It seems these seems these days that most guys under 25 douse themselves with Axe. Its fucking disgusting.

Worse than dirty fucking hippies and their nasty patchouli

The exploding boy
06-09-2014, 01:39 AM
Shut the f..... wait actually i agree with you there.

vixnix
06-09-2014, 01:40 AM
yeah she likes to try and make me feel bad about the fact that i don't have any of that even though she sounds like she rues the day anyway so i dunno i think everyone's miserable and we should all just die

Don't be ridiculous colonel sanders, I wouldn't pick on you if you were a scab, this you know very well

Elphenor
06-09-2014, 01:43 AM
Are there even hippies anymore?

Trotskilicious
06-09-2014, 01:46 AM
AUSTIN TEXAS USA

scottytheoneand
06-09-2014, 01:54 AM
Rbg fucks hippies. Ask him.

The exploding boy
06-09-2014, 02:21 AM
AUSTIN TEXAS USA

I was gonna say to elph, come to Montreal.

It seems to me the cities that draw hipsters also draw hippies. Like Portland too.

Elphenor
06-09-2014, 02:27 AM
Im a Goth Hippy

Do those things contradict?

Elphenor
06-09-2014, 02:28 AM
Labels are stupid.

Didn't you say you don't shower regularly? And your hair is pretty long.

WHAT A HIPPY

vixnix
06-09-2014, 02:39 AM
Just douse yourself with patchouli and be done

Man I hate patchouli

More of a sandalwood person

Trotskilicious
06-09-2014, 02:41 AM
It seems to me the cities that draw hipsters also draw hippies. Like Portland too.

it's because hipster is a nonsense word that doesn't mean anything

what about williamsburg where are the hippies in williamsburg

The exploding boy
06-09-2014, 10:54 AM
New york is never gonna be a hippies place. Too big, too expensive.


Things youll never hear a hippie say. Lets go to New York.

Trotskilicious
06-09-2014, 11:30 AM
lets go to austin where the homeless are a hilarious attraction that keeps the city "weird" lol

yo soy el mejor
06-10-2014, 01:17 AM
Im a Goth Hippy

Labels are stupid

:warp:

Skradgee
06-10-2014, 01:34 AM
I like the C. O. Bigelow Elixir Black fragerance from Bath and Body works.

What's up with Victoria's Secret selling cologne and body spray for dudes? "I was like Um..."

SuckSuckStyle
06-10-2014, 06:15 AM
i wear scented talc.

pale_princess
06-11-2014, 07:24 PM
i got violet blonde by tom ford - like real luxury shit - with some birthday money back in feb. obsessed with it. but it's not a summer scent.

current summer scent is lolita lempicka eau jolie

my classic is, of course, britney spears curious :cool:

redbreegull
06-11-2014, 07:49 PM
Rbg fucks hippies. Ask him.

I've copulated with non-hippies as well.


It seems to me the cities that draw hipsters also draw hippies. Like Portland too.

Hipster doesn't mean anything really, it's just become a self-deprecating way for generation Y to refer to themselves.

Fun fact: the word "hippie" was coined by the beatniks in San Francisco who sometimes referred to themselves as "hipsters." With the advent of the peace/love counterculture that took the place of the more cynical beatniks, the defensive beats invented the pejorative term "hippie," as in little hipster.

The word hipster itself was appropriated from Black American slang, meaning one who is sophisticated, en vogue, and up on all the newest and coolest things.

vixnix
06-11-2014, 08:44 PM
i got violet blonde by tom ford - like real luxury shit - with some birthday money back in feb. obsessed with it. but it's not a summer scent.

current summer scent is lolita lempicka eau jolie

my classic is, of course, britney spears curious :cool:

my husband put curious in my stocking one year as a joke present but it wasn't that bad as an everyday scent - not offensive.

pale_princess
06-11-2014, 08:57 PM
brings back memories of when me and my husband first started dating :D

vixnix
06-11-2014, 09:06 PM
nawww...don't know which scent would do that for me...I think it would be bazar from la croix.

Cool As Ice Cream
06-12-2014, 05:28 AM
l'eau d'issey pour homme summer.

i used to have ralph ****** romance for men, but i can't find it anywhere these days. i think they stopped making it years ago.

slunken
06-13-2014, 10:05 PM
eBay

slunken
06-13-2014, 10:07 PM
That's where I get vintage habit rouge products, as the formula was changed after a period of non-production

toase
06-13-2014, 10:30 PM
I've met people who make their own perfumes, It doesn't take too much work and it is a hell lot cheaper, and you can buy almost any fragrance you want...

They smell good and last just as long as commercial perfumes

yo soy el mejor
06-14-2014, 12:03 AM
i remember seeing a site with scents like sawdust, bourbon, honeysuckle, ugh, and magnolia, but i never got around to buying any. now i want to.

magnolia was my favorite scent from l'occitane but then it was discontinued and cost a fortune on amazon and ebay - which i only paid once. fudge

null123
06-14-2014, 05:53 AM
i developed a perfume allergy within the last 3 years and only recently realized what was going on
perfume used to be one of my hobbies so it's pretty sad