View Full Version : It's a real war right outside your front door


The exploding boy
06-04-2014, 10:30 PM
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/3-rcmp-officers-dead-2-wounded-in-moncton-shooting-1.2665359


Personally I hate to say it bit I think it's likely they drew first blood. I hope they don't push it or he'll give them a war they wont believe. Back in town , the Police might be the law, but out there, it's him. One thing for sure if they go after him i hope they don't forget one thing, a good supply of body bags.

The exploding boy
06-04-2014, 10:30 PM
I'm hoping he'll come back into town blow up a gas station and then hole up in the police station until some Colonel talk him out. i mean they could still use him in a few years to free some soldiers back in Afghanistan

IAMTHEDOORWAY
06-05-2014, 01:50 AM
fuck off montreal

Mayfuck
06-05-2014, 11:10 AM
canada trying to copy american culture again

Trotskilicious
06-05-2014, 11:15 AM
WITH THEIR STUPID 12 MAN FOOTBALL

The exploding boy
06-05-2014, 12:59 PM
canada trying to copy american culture again

I know. HOW ARE OUR GUN LAWS WORKING OVER HERE IN CANADA? (to be honest they're not THAT good here even) But at least he killed only law officers. Which is the way it should be if anyone has to die. At least it's part of their job to get shot at by crazy people and potentially die as a result. Though personally I think that just makes the RCMP (which is basically Canadian FBI) look bad. Generally I want to give the edge to trained law officers over crazy shooters when it comes to shooting accuracy. Mind you I don't know the context of how they got killed plus he's got automatic weapons it seems. He could also have been using auto aim or some hacks. The laws need to be tighter on those too.

Trotskilicious
06-05-2014, 01:04 PM
MOBB DEEP

The exploding boy
06-05-2014, 01:17 PM
I haven't tried to appropriate African american culture as you have so I don't get it.

The exploding boy
06-05-2014, 01:37 PM
fuck off montreal

Hey hey now, most people in North America should be so lucky to live here. I'd rate it number one in North America's least shitty major cities list. Of course, technically all major cities are kinda shit for one reason or another. There might be too many hippies here for one. And people that want to LARP in the parks or ride around on a unicycle and play fucking drums on mont royal every sunday while some of them might be going around shirt/topless because they're so free spirited. Goddam hippies.

Trotskilicious
06-05-2014, 03:34 PM
man you have so many LARPers that you mention it as a characteristic of the city? I have to say that it can't possibly be one of the least shitty cities to live in if that is the case

scottytheoneand
06-05-2014, 05:07 PM
I think it is b/c all of these "joke" cities we have

Mooney
06-05-2014, 05:42 PM
RCMP (which is basically Canadian FBI)

no, that would CSIS. the RCMP in moncton act as a municipal police force.

i have friends and family in moncton. i hope this guy is caught soon, so they can sleep soundly and get back to their lives.

mxzombie
06-05-2014, 07:57 PM
i don't know what happened exactly, but why is explodingboy so confident that this guy will put up such a devastating fight?

The exploding boy
06-05-2014, 08:09 PM
no, that would CSIS. the RCMP in moncton act as a municipal police force.

i have friends and family in moncton. i hope this guy is caught soon, so they can sleep soundly and get back to their lives.

Look I don't know shit about Canada. I just live here.

The exploding boy
06-05-2014, 08:12 PM
man you have so many LARPers that you mention it as a characteristic of the city? I have to say that it can't possibly be one of the least shitty cities to live in if that is the case

Well it's just i've seen larpers at least two or three times and I go to either of the three nearby parks maybe like 3 times a year. I really think in summer they go there every weekend. They mainly just have fake swords and engage in large scale battles. It's pretty sad to watch. Of course I'm judgemental and think everyone should just stay the fuck home and not let everyone know what they enjoy doing. have some decency for god sake.

The exploding boy
06-05-2014, 08:13 PM
seriosuyl I don't think I ever heard of CSIS.

They should have a show called CSI: S

The exploding boy
06-05-2014, 08:13 PM
are they the ones checking out my internet history and who write down every time I look at child porn then? I thought that was the RCMP job.

Trotskilicious
06-05-2014, 09:25 PM
CSIS is the canadian CIA, you are correct RCMP is the FBI equivalent

Trotskilicious
06-05-2014, 09:25 PM
Canada's primary national intelligence service. It is responsible for collecting, analyzing, reporting and disseminating intelligence on threats to Canada's national security, and conducting operations, covert and overt, within Canada and abroad.

Trotskilicious
06-05-2014, 09:26 PM
that's not what the FBI does, mooney. that's what the CIA does.

the FBI is the federal investigators of crime and enforcers of the law, you know, like the RCMP

Trotskilicious
06-05-2014, 09:27 PM
although i love this idea of "canadian spies" but the must be pretty dope if their own citizens don't know who they are or what they do

The exploding boy
06-05-2014, 09:42 PM
Well you know they didn't make shitloads of movies about CSIS agents so how am I supposed to know what they are?

Though really I just realized this surely stands for Canadian Secret Intelligence Service which I HAVE heard of. I guess I didn't know the initials.

I was PRETTY sure RCMP was like the FBI though. Im glad I hadn't been wrong about this all these years. Though apparently they do not run after criminals on horses in their mounties outfit anymore. Pretty disappointing. (yeah of course I'm just fucking around)

The exploding boy
06-05-2014, 09:42 PM
Ok I guess it's SECURITY services. whatever, secret sounds so much better.

Mooney
06-05-2014, 09:51 PM
that's not what the FBI does, mooney. that's what the CIA does.

the FBI is the federal investigators of crime and enforcers of the law, you know, like the RCMP

yeah, i goofed on csis being the fbi equivalent...forgot about the cia. The rcmp officers that were killed in moncton would be like, say, nypd officers, though. my hometown near moncton used to have its own municipal police force but it was replaced with a local rcmp detatchment. so i guess the federal rcmp would be similar to the fbi.

"RCMP is unique in the world as a national, federal, provincial, and municipal policing body. The RCMP provides policing services to all of Canada at a federal level, and also on a contract basis to the three territories, eight of Canada's provinces (the RCMP does not provide provincial or municipal policing in either Ontario or Quebec)"

what's the difference between national and federal? perhaps that's a stupid question.

The exploding boy
06-05-2014, 10:00 PM
Yeah in quebec we have the SQ (Surete du Quebec) which is the provincial police and takes care of municipal policing for small communities (like back in my hometown it's the SQ as opposed to Montreal which has it's own police force, the SPVM....now I wonder if any other place in quebec has its own police force. Possibly quebec city). I thought all provinces had the equivalent though. I guess only Ontario has it too.

Trotskilicious
06-05-2014, 10:54 PM
what's the difference between national and federal? perhaps that's a stupid question.

nah that's a good one i don't know i mean, i'm guessing here, but i think national means that they can investigate crimes that happen throughout the country and federal means that they investigate crimes against the government?

Trotskilicious
06-05-2014, 10:55 PM
and i'm sure the redcoat outfit is still something they get into for funerals and official events, like the goddamn british lackeys they are

The exploding boy
06-06-2014, 12:42 AM
yes they do. Offiial ceremonies they dress in the traditional outfits.

The exploding boy
06-06-2014, 03:00 AM
why do i always fucking get indigestions at 3 fucking am when i need to sleep. This is really really bad. This is probably actually realted t this intestinal cancer im sure i have. Jesus i feel terrible.


An yes im allowed to hijack my own thread.