View Full Version : NFL/Fantasy Football 2014-15 and Future World Cup Sites Thread


Pages : [1] 2 3

AndySlash
06-03-2014, 02:10 PM
yahoo sent out the reminder for fantasy league sign ups, so i renewed already. if you played in the netphoria league last year you should have an invite in your email's inbox. as we get closer to the start of the season, if we have anyone not re-up or drop, i'll ask for others here.

Trotskilicious
06-03-2014, 02:12 PM
Crimson Dynamo rides again. This is pretty far ahead of things innit

Trotskilicious
06-03-2014, 02:13 PM
i mean the NBA finals aren't even over yet let alone the Major League Boring All Stander team

AndySlash
06-03-2014, 02:13 PM
it is. i figured i'd do it while the email was in front of me.

Trotskilicious
06-03-2014, 02:14 PM
i mean maybe you're like me and you wish you could just hibernate between the end of the NBA finals and the kickoff for the NFL season except when the World Cup is being held

sppunk
06-03-2014, 03:18 PM
Who will get the 2022 WC? America I'd think has a good shot since no stadiums need to be built and the timeline will be crunched more than normal.

Fuck you FIFA.

Oh I'm in.

hnibos
06-03-2014, 06:45 PM
I think Qatar will get it and it will be in the winter.

sppunk
06-03-2014, 06:58 PM
FIFA has essentially said they are reopening bids. Qatar's bribery being exposed is the icing on their shit sundae I'd guess.

Trotskilicious
06-03-2014, 07:07 PM
it should have been the United States in the first place so i also agree

mexico might also be a choice, they have hosted a relocated cup before

basically i think it'll be in the US or Mexico mostly because any other place in asia is too underdeveloped in terms of footballing for them to fuck with. china is not a football place, neither is india, or indonesia. seriously what are the asian footballing powerhouses? Japan & South Korea mostly because they reorganized and hosted a cup. Australia is an outside shot but eh...it's a great country for olympics but i have doubts they have the infastructure and facilities to host a national tournament like the world cup is.

I mean...where else would they put it? europe's out. South america is out. they should avoid going with another host like Russia (e.g. China) so pretty much that leaves mexico and america

by 2022 the US will be even better at soccer and another WC will only bolster the popularity

hnibos
06-03-2014, 07:08 PM
It'll probably be Canada or some shit.

Trotskilicious
06-03-2014, 07:14 PM
i can see somewhere like england, spain, or france making a good pitch though

especially england, it's facilities are redonkulous and spread throughout the country and they just had a great big fancy stadium built for the last olympics

Trotskilicious
06-03-2014, 07:15 PM
It'll probably be Canada or some shit.

canada sucks as a footballing country as well. they don't even have top division football, they have the 3 teams in the MLS

sppunk
06-03-2014, 07:35 PM
it should have been the United States in the first place so i also agree

mexico might also be a choice, they have hosted a relocated cup before

basically i think it'll be in the US or Mexico mostly because any other place in asia is too underdeveloped in terms of footballing for them to fuck with. china is not a football place, neither is india, or indonesia. seriously what are the asian footballing powerhouses? Japan & South Korea mostly because they reorganized and hosted a cup. Australia is an outside shot but eh...it's a great country for olympics but i have doubts they have the infastructure and facilities to host a national tournament like the world cup is.

I mean...where else would they put it? europe's out. South america is out. they should avoid going with another host like Russia (e.g. China) so pretty much that leaves mexico and america

by 2022 the US will be even better at soccer and another WC will only bolster the popularity
2018 is in Russia so yeah that hurts that area of Europe and Asia I think.

It's interesting because many countries are realizing this stiff (WC, Olympcs) is a drain they can't afford. The IOC is having serious issues with countries canceling bids. People might finally be understanding building a stadium is not an economic lift at all.

England would be an easy host too, you're right. I see US over Mexico but it's not a bad idea either.

hnibos
06-03-2014, 07:53 PM
canada sucks as a footballing country as well. they don't even have top division football, they have the 3 teams in the MLS

So did the US in 94. Don't think there was even a professional league then.

Ol' Couch Ass
06-03-2014, 09:26 PM
I'm in.

Trotskilicious
06-03-2014, 09:40 PM
2018 is in Russia so yeah that hurts that area of Europe and Asia I think.


I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT QATAR IS IN FUCKING ASIA

Trotskilicious
06-03-2014, 09:41 PM
So did the US in 94. Don't think there was even a professional league then.

okay

lets ask ourselves some questions about the respective economies and populations of the united states and canadia

I'm Hardcore
06-03-2014, 10:06 PM
am i allowed to play this year

hnibos
06-03-2014, 10:27 PM
okay

lets ask ourselves some questions about the respective economies and populations of the united states and canadia

I don't know why FIFA would be overly concerned about that considering people from all over the world will attend the world cup.

Public transportation, stadiums, and safety should top the list but then again, Brazil, then Russia, then fucking Qatar

sppunk
06-03-2014, 10:38 PM
I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT QATAR IS IN FUCKING ASIA

Right, awarding a back to back bod a second time would be odd. But this is the most corrupt body in the world so maybe Afghanistan can host it.

sppunk
06-03-2014, 10:44 PM
Also I just realized I'm out of the country from like Sept 2 to Sept 19 w/ no solid internet access so I'd miss several lineup weeks. I'll let someone else take my spot so I'm not just wasting spots for weeks. Blah.

duovamp
06-03-2014, 10:53 PM
DIBS.

hnibos
06-03-2014, 10:56 PM
No fags allowed, sorry

duovamp
06-03-2014, 11:01 PM
FUCK.

I'm Hardcore
06-03-2014, 11:07 PM
counts me out too

AndySlash
08-15-2014, 09:06 PM
so far spplooge, hnibos and meandmyllama have not signed up. i just saw spplooges post about being out, so we can have that spot open, and can invite duovamp. duo, pm me the email address you want an invite to. i assume hnibos will be signing up at some point. i'm hardcore is next on the list should meandmyllama not want to join again.


draft is currently set for tuesday, sept. 2 at 8:30 central time.

Trotskilicious
08-15-2014, 09:59 PM
What about the figs that fucked up our past leaugueueueaeages

duovamp
08-15-2014, 10:12 PM
Under new management, Free Press Commies have moved to the city of Pittsburgh and have adopted a new name.

Trotskilicious
08-16-2014, 08:05 PM
The state press libertarians

jczeroman
08-17-2014, 03:28 PM
Has anyone here watched The League. Despite the fact that much of the comedy is based on tribalism, it's a guilty pleasure of mine.

TuralyonW3
08-17-2014, 03:56 PM
Has anyone here watched The League. Despite the fact that much of the comedy is based on tribalism, it's a guilty pleasure of mine.

Yeah it's pretty damn funny.

duovamp
08-17-2014, 05:07 PM
A few episodes but mostly clips on the internet, which have been hilarious. But I'm pretty immature. To say the least.

AndySlash
08-29-2014, 12:49 PM
meandmyllama hasn't signed up yet, and i'm hardcore hasn't been on here since mid-july. anyone here talk to i'm hardcore regularly/recently and want to see if he's interested in playing?

AndySlash
08-31-2014, 02:57 PM
draft is tuesday. we need one more player. you sure you don't want to play, chris? otherwise, anyone want to join?

sppunk
08-31-2014, 03:33 PM
We leave Tues am and won't be back until Sept 16. Not fair to play and miss all that IMO.

noyen
08-31-2014, 10:50 PM
i would jump in but i am doing it for the first time this year (i did it during the playoff season last year) so i am a virgin to even doing a draft. 10 people doing a manual, snake draft on tuesday and i'm number 2. i am nervous as shit. next year or during playoffs i'd be down to join another fantasy league.

sppunk
08-31-2014, 11:45 PM
i would jump in but i am doing it for the first time this year (i did it during the playoff season last year) so i am a virgin to even doing a draft. 10 people doing a manual, snake draft on tuesday and i'm number 2. i am nervous as shit. next year or during playoffs i'd be down to join another fantasy league.

You should join this league, it's no pressure and a good easy no stress way to learn the fantasy football world.

Trotskilicious
09-01-2014, 02:38 AM
i completely dominate all of it though obvs

Ol' Couch Ass
09-01-2014, 03:43 AM
Couldn't find a swap so I'll be drafting from work- fuck.

AndySlash
09-01-2014, 06:32 PM
alright, we're set, as meandmyllama finally signed up. draft tomorrow at 8:30 cst.

duovamp
09-02-2014, 10:36 AM
Aaaaand there's no such team as the Spungos. Also these seem to be printed on some sort of Graham cracker....

jczeroman
09-02-2014, 08:51 PM
Holy crap. I almost forgot about the draft. Slipping.

duovamp
09-03-2014, 08:02 AM
Despite being hopped up on Molly and burning a fat j with my bro LeGarrette, I got a draft grade B. Gonna punish Zuzu's Outhouse.

noyen
09-04-2014, 12:53 AM
I'd love to be part of the next ffl you do Mr slash. I had a blast doing a manual snake draft. More fun than I thought. An online electronic one sounds fun. I will probably suck this season but good practice I guess. Excited for tomorrow's game.

AndySlash
09-04-2014, 12:30 PM
word.

Eulogy
09-04-2014, 10:40 PM
Woo Packers suckkkk

duovamp
09-05-2014, 11:17 AM
Yeah they do. That D is turrible. Best part is I drafted Cutler.

duovamp
09-07-2014, 09:08 PM
Starting Ray Rizzle aside, geeeeeet fucking rekt, kids.

Trotskilicious
09-08-2014, 12:05 AM
hooooldiiin my diiiiick

Trotskilicious
09-08-2014, 02:43 AM
i was also thinking it would be nice if standard FF league was 3WR/1RB/1FLEX

Sepiae
09-08-2014, 01:49 PM
that time i thought i dropped ray rice and hadn't.

also that time the fucking autodraft gave the only fucking woman in the league ray fucking rice.

AndySlash
09-08-2014, 02:50 PM
ray rice gets cut in fantasy before he gets cut in real life. the nfl, everyone.

Trotskilicious
09-08-2014, 04:54 PM
at least justice finally happened. took actual video i guess.

oh i thought he hit her softer than that was the leagues response to this

good on the ravens for realizing they need to deal with it in house rather than waiting for the league to do something

Trotskilicious
09-08-2014, 04:55 PM
TMZ has been really winning at sports lately, real social justice warriors.

duovamp
09-08-2014, 05:36 PM
Why the fuck did it take this long for the video though?

Trotskilicious
09-08-2014, 05:49 PM
because the nfl and the ravens were trying to cover it up

Tchocky
09-08-2014, 05:58 PM
Dude should get a lifetime ban for this atrocity. Goodell also needs to go for that joke of a suspension he initially handed down. 2 games? 2 fucking games?! Fuck you, Roger.

Trotskilicious
09-08-2014, 06:38 PM
this is a pretty disastrous turn of events for them

duovamp
09-08-2014, 06:45 PM
Hoping Roger quits over this shit. The NFL is shit and he let it rot for no good reason.

Trotskilicious
09-08-2014, 06:53 PM
i dunno about that

i think tagliabue was covering this shit up, it's weird how suddenly when commissioner bigfoot started suspending people for crimes and misdemenors that this shit skyrocketed

i think it also is incubated at the college level, there's absolutely no accountability there so they recruit people based on football skills, never actually teach them or discipline them for anything if they are, like ray rice, really good at playing football. plus, this is a sport that rewards violence. period. end of the story.

i mean just remember ray rice and kenny britt came out of greg schiano's rutgers teams. the miraculous worst to first football story.

scottytheoneand
09-08-2014, 08:42 PM
http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/battered-women-tee-shirt-366x274.jpg

duovamp
09-08-2014, 08:50 PM
I'm so furious that the NFL didn't give a shit until this video popped up. Like wtf did you think happened in that elevator, Roger? She knocked herself out? Same for the Ravens - oh now that we can SEE one human being brutalizing another, NOW we give a shit? It's an abhorrent failure, and Roger Goodell basically ignored it, as did Harbaugh, who could've broken his knees with how quickly he dropped to them to start fellating Rice.

Should've happened sooner. Much sooner. The video didn't change a damn thing, other than demonstrating what he did that night.

Also college is pretty different in that a lot of those kids, and they are just kids, aren't even old enough to drink yet. They're over 18, but they still live on campus, don't have full time jobs... So on one hand I think it's wonderful they're giving people the opportunity to make themselves into millionaires. On the other, they're horrendously overpaid for the value they actually add to society. But that's the market and I can't complain about that. And I think a lot of them do learn discipline, between practice and workouts... but the extra step would be actually making them learn. Making these people go to class, REAL classes, balance work and play, and be more than a football player. But that's a whole other thread.

Trotskilicious
09-08-2014, 09:51 PM
Well its impossile with the current model

Tchocky
09-08-2014, 10:10 PM
Lions looked solid today. Still need to cut down on the dumb penalties and get a little more out of their ground game, but their pass offense and defense looked pretty sharp.

scottytheoneand
09-09-2014, 06:39 AM
Lions fans are the absolute worst, though.

Trotskilicious
09-09-2014, 06:44 AM
eagles fans every day of the week

duovamp
09-09-2014, 07:49 AM
Yeah Phillie everything is insufferable.

9er fans are bad, Packers fans are bad, Raider fans are terrible, Steeler fans are bad, Patriots fans are bad.

scottytheoneand
09-09-2014, 09:16 AM
The Pack is OK. At least they have a solid socialist tradition of winning in Green Bay. What's insufferable about Lions fans is that despite a generation of miserable team management and even after setting a record for the worst season in NFL history, they think that "next year" the Lions might go all the way! It's Pie in the Sky when you die, thanks to Bill Ford.

In Michigan they also seem to draw from the same pool of low IQ mouth breathers that support MSU for college football. Way too much overlap to be a coincidence.

Eulogy
09-09-2014, 09:43 AM
Right because michigan fans are any better.

In my experience they're significantly worse. Fuck Michigan.

scottytheoneand
09-09-2014, 01:28 PM
State fans are like lions fans because they know they're supporting a second rate program. They have a huge chip on their shoulders about it too. Not unlike people from Columbus, OH. Except that Ohio is actually a pretty good university.

MSU is a shitty college with average students and nothing going for it except a world class veterinary hospital. When it comes down to it the only thing the fans of MSU have to be proud of is a feeder program for the NBA and an occasionally good football team.

Who in the fuck would want to be a "fan" of that?

duovamp
09-09-2014, 02:21 PM
You can't pick who you like based on the fans though. Unless you're the Raiders, the fans aren't really anything you have a say in. You just have to like the team you like. It'd be like choosing to dislike a band because of their fans. Limp Bizkit aside, a band like Radiohead can't control how snooty its fans are.

scottytheoneand
09-09-2014, 03:03 PM
Spoken like a casual fan

Eulogy
09-09-2014, 03:25 PM
State fans are like lions fans because they know they're supporting a second rate program. They have a huge chip on their shoulders about it too. Not unlike people from Columbus, OH. Except that Ohio is actually a pretty good university.

MSU is a shitty college with average students and nothing going for it except a world class veterinary hospital. When it comes down to it the only thing the fans of MSU have to be proud of is a feeder program for the NBA and an occasionally good football team.

Who in the fuck would want to be a "fan" of that?

They won the rose bowl last year? Michigan fans are more delusional than Notre Dame fans. The program is in the toilet and no one wants to admit it. They've lost 5 of 6 to MSU and 11 out of 13 to OSU.

And it's a large public university. "Shitty college."

Shut the fuck up Scotty.

scottytheoneand
09-09-2014, 04:20 PM
I'm talking about the quality of the university. Not just whether their football team won more games last year. Its not just about the one athletic team.

Part of being a fan of a college program is being a fan of the school, not just the football team. Within the big ten MSU isn't in the same league when it comes to academic quality as Universities like Michigan or Northwestern.

Eulogy
09-09-2014, 04:23 PM
Oh good lord

Let's just all root for Princeton then. Shut up Scotty.

Eulogy
09-09-2014, 04:26 PM
What kind of obnoxious person brings up academic prestige in a discussion about athletics. Nonsense.

scottytheoneand
09-09-2014, 04:32 PM
If being a fan of a college was just about the football program Florida State fans would have bragging rights. But just like MSU FSU ranks higher on the list of schools worth partying at than graduating from.

Eulogy
09-09-2014, 04:34 PM
Well

Thank you for demonstrating the delusion of the average Michigan fan.

scottytheoneand
09-09-2014, 04:43 PM
I'm not a fan. I'm an alum. I honestly don't care what the football team's record is this year.

Trotskilicious
09-10-2014, 12:48 AM
Well

Thank you for demonstrating the delusion of the average Michigan fan.

seriously what's up with that? It's like texas fans to be honest. it's been constant like every new QB and RB is the most incredible talent that has ever existed and every year they suck a bunch of ass and everyone's surprised

it seems only college football suffers from this. all the giants fans on Big Blue View are like "welp we're totally gonna suck this year" even before monday

Trotskilicious
09-10-2014, 12:56 AM
the only thing the fans of MSU have to be proud of is a feeder program for the NBA

while consistently dominant on the college level, MSU has struggled to produce NBA talent since 2000. Zach Randolph is the only real star player to come out of MSU in that time. Jason Richardson had a few seasons where he would have qualified as a star, but he was all athleticism so when he got hurt it was over. Only three other guys I'd not as decent role players and one of them is only a 3 yr vet. I will say that Adiren Payne and Gary Harris look like they could reverse this trend, but the hey days of the 80s and 90s with Magic, scott skiles, steve smith, kevin willis etc are over.

Trotskilicious
09-10-2014, 12:57 AM
actually now looking at j rich's stats i'll give him a half star, not as good as Z-Bo though

Tchocky
09-10-2014, 01:16 AM
The Pack is OK. At least they have a solid socialist tradition of winning in Green Bay. What's insufferable about Lions fans is that despite a generation of miserable team management and even after setting a record for the worst season in NFL history, they think that "next year" the Lions might go all the way! It's Pie in the Sky when you die, thanks to Bill Ford.


#ChicagoCubs

Trotskilicious
09-10-2014, 01:16 AM
i'm sorry i thought the chicago cubs fan base liked rooting for a loser and never expected anything out of them

Eulogy
09-10-2014, 06:39 AM
In my experience, ND fans are generally realistic until something good happens (like say a 31-0 throttling of Michigan), at which point everyone gets the idea that they can beat Florida State.

I may be a little guilty of this (but shit, goddamn ESPN has Golson fifth in the heisman race now).

I think even most Texas fans knew this year and probably the next year or two were going to be rough. Not 41-7 against BYU rough, but rough.

I guess this conversation should be in the other thread. I blame Scotty.

duovamp
09-10-2014, 07:46 AM
i'm sorry i thought the chicago cubs fan base liked rooting for a loser and never expected anything out of them

#Clevelandproblems

Trotskilicious
09-10-2014, 05:00 PM
Nah before the year starts texas fans believe they are contenders, every year.

duovamp
09-10-2014, 06:36 PM
They're going to the Bowl this year. Probably.

Trotskilicious
09-11-2014, 12:34 AM
by the way if you haven't yet get hip to PFT Commenter #strongtakes,, if you don't like it theirs the door

Trotskilicious
09-12-2014, 06:44 PM
Oh my god u guys what the fuck happen in sprots this week

Tchocky
09-12-2014, 07:11 PM
#FireGoodell

Tchocky
09-12-2014, 07:22 PM
Adrian Peterson just got nabbed for beating his kid. There goes the Vikings season.

Also, the NFL is imploding.

Trotskilicious
09-12-2014, 10:22 PM
James brown owned thurs btw

killtrocity
09-12-2014, 10:32 PM
What the hell is a "switch"? A stick? A belt? A device for whooping naughty boys?

Trotskilicious
09-12-2014, 10:34 PM
God damn white bread...

A switck is usuallt a thin branch or strip of wood used as a whip to "discipline" childrens

duovamp
09-12-2014, 11:28 PM
My Grammie had a switch. It was a thin branch more or less from a tree. Basically a little whip. My sister got it a few times. Shit was scary.

duovamp
09-12-2014, 11:28 PM
Also fuuuuuuuuck there goes my season.

Trotskilicious
09-13-2014, 12:34 AM
i got your handcuff, sugar

hnibos
09-13-2014, 10:40 AM
I used to get the belt pretty often because I was whiny and my dad was always angry/stressed.

Tchocky
09-14-2014, 04:36 PM
There are the Lions I know and loathe! Gotta love missed opportunities, poorly-timed turnovers, and to top it off, a kicker who sucks.

duovamp
09-14-2014, 05:14 PM
Does Green Bay even D bro?

duovamp
09-14-2014, 05:15 PM
Also fuck Detroit for not hitting Megatron for a TD.

Tchocky
09-14-2014, 05:39 PM
Also fuck Detroit for not hitting Megatron for a TD.

Also, fuck Detroit for giving my fantasy football opponent 14 points for Carolina's D.

I have New England's DEF, Sammy Watkins and Mark Ingram all on my bench this week. That's a lot of fantasy point left on the sidelines this week. :(

Ol' Couch Ass
09-14-2014, 05:43 PM
All of my teams lie in rubble at this point.

duovamp
09-14-2014, 06:32 PM
As long at Rodgers bangs out passes to Cobb I'll go home a wealthy man tonight.

Trotskilicious
09-14-2014, 08:39 PM
big santorum rivers is gonna torch the league again

better than eli manning

Trotskilicious
09-14-2014, 08:39 PM
also i beat you dorks to knile davis

I'm Hardcore
09-14-2014, 11:25 PM
does anyone remember when i took the time to point out that Kaepernick's passing game is average?

I'm Hardcore
09-14-2014, 11:25 PM
and does anyone remember when people such as Eulogy and Banana called me a casual football fan

I'm Hardcore
09-14-2014, 11:26 PM
because this is fucking funny

duovamp
09-14-2014, 11:55 PM
Then his contract deal happened and it was more or less a sure thing. But that takes away from how balls on fire that Chicago D was.

I'm Hardcore
09-14-2014, 11:57 PM
the same D that lost to the Bills last week, mind you

Trotskilicious
09-15-2014, 02:08 AM
does anyone remember when i took the time to point out that Kaepernick's passing game is average?

remember when i totally agreed with you

Trotskilicious
09-15-2014, 02:09 AM
see the thing is...do you watch espn? because eulogy and banana do

and I do not

kaperbro is a GOD on ESPN

Trotskilicious
09-15-2014, 02:10 AM
the same D that lost to the Bills last week, mind you

bills d is emerging as the underdog defense this year there's always a couple

duovamp
09-15-2014, 08:02 AM
Yeah they laid a hurt on Miami.

duovamp
09-15-2014, 08:42 AM
Which fucked my butt in a money league THAT I DID NOT WANT TO JOIN BUT VANESSA'S FRIEND INVITED ME AND I WANTED TO BE POLITE SO I SHELLED OUT MONEY which goes against the words my father told me at a young age: Never bet on sports.

Also the commissioner had a non-snake draft, which is fucking bullshit, and he stuck me in at 8th pick because "HURR DURR DATS WER THE GUY WHO LEFT WAS GOING TO PICK" rather than fucking make me draft at least sixth out of 12. But no, after he got my fucking buy-in he fucks me with 8/12. Meaning I drafted 8th, then 20th. Fucking fuck fuck fuck.

Mo
09-15-2014, 08:59 AM
How much did you pay?

Mo
09-15-2014, 08:59 AM
And why the fuck would you shell out money for Fantasy Football to begin with? Vanessa sounds hot

Eulogy
09-15-2014, 10:14 AM
I do not watch ESPN. One bad game does not a career make.

hnibos
09-15-2014, 11:17 AM
go pats

duovamp
09-15-2014, 11:18 AM
And why the fuck would you shell out money for Fantasy Football to begin with? Vanessa sounds hot

BECAUSE IM AN IDIOT. YOU HAPPY?!

Yeah, she's super hot. $40.00 to join. $10 bucks each week goes to the highest scoring team. Then at the end the person who finished 3rd in the playoffs gets 40, second gets like 80, Super Bowl winner gets 200. Something like that.

hnibos
09-15-2014, 11:21 AM
But you make it rain on a daily basis so nbd right?

duovamp
09-15-2014, 11:25 AM
:(

duovamp
09-15-2014, 11:26 AM
The whole problem is it's basically the people who got lucky draft positions always get the best picks because it doesn't snake. So they get everybody's money. Fucking stupid system.

Trotskilicious
09-15-2014, 06:57 PM
do they have a waver wire shark like me in that league if not you GET ON THAT SHIT HOMIE

Trotskilicious
09-15-2014, 06:58 PM
i draft bad all the time, i never know what's going on but once the injury reports start rollin in...

also if your QB is not like START EVERY WEEK ALWAYS then get one or 2 more and rotate them dudes when they play bad dees, also rotate dees when they play bad offenses like the raiders lol

duovamp
09-15-2014, 07:31 PM
I'm basically riding the free agency from week to week hoping to scrounge up the best of the turds nobody ever heard of. :(

Trotskilicious
09-15-2014, 08:34 PM
knile davis is about to splode

I'm Hardcore
09-15-2014, 08:50 PM
Yeah they laid a hurt on Miami.

OOOOH MIAMI SO FUCKIN SCARY

I'm Hardcore
09-15-2014, 08:51 PM
yes Trots you did agree with me

Tchocky
09-15-2014, 09:47 PM
https://fbcdn-photos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-0/10365840_10100135720558819_3114387257071310396_n.j pg?oh=5ad92c5a715004c45173c21f12e207b3&oe=548DE93D&__gda__=1418632770_ab6a800aa3b32fe487450f539e65c43 d

AndySlash
09-16-2014, 10:28 AM
i love losing to teams who don't start a full lineup.

Trotskilicious
09-16-2014, 07:39 PM
Spungos or nimrod

AndySlash
09-17-2014, 10:46 AM
amy dropped ray rice and i am guessing did not fill in the flex spot with another player.

Trotskilicious
09-17-2014, 06:11 PM
Maybe she quit football

She also started aj green

Dogfighter28
09-19-2014, 07:50 AM
How bout them bucs

duovamp
09-19-2014, 08:14 AM
At 56-0 I started hoping Tampa Bay would turn it around. Didn't want the record largest margin of victory to get beaten.

Ol' Couch Ass
09-19-2014, 07:40 PM
I had to work last night and had to DVR the game. It's embarrassing now because everyone at work knew I wanted no spoilers but there were tons of dudes who play FF who were tracking the score. The whole night, they were able to pokerface. I didn't ask, they didn't let on. At the end of the night, I happily left 15 minutes early at 0645 to watch the game. The shame and embarrassment I felt while alone in my living room is like nothing I've ever experienced. Then, I realized how hard everyone at work must've laughed as I skipped out the door. It was confirmed. Bring back Schiano- at least one of our safeties would have tried to decapitate someone once the game got out of hand

hnibos
09-28-2014, 04:20 PM
lol at the steelers.

Tchocky
09-28-2014, 04:27 PM
After this week, I think I'm gonna go with Andrew Luck as my starter over Drew Brees. Two straight 40+ points weeks in a row? Ballin'.

Trotskilicious
09-28-2014, 08:38 PM
phillip rivers is so fucking good

Ol' Couch Ass
09-28-2014, 08:42 PM
Bucs are clearly unstoppable.

duovamp
09-29-2014, 09:11 AM
lol at the steelers.

Hungover because of this.

duovamp
09-29-2014, 09:16 AM
On the plus side I didn't get any nacho cheese on my Bell jersey.

Dogfighter28
09-29-2014, 07:04 PM
fuck kirk cousins

Trotskilicious
09-29-2014, 07:29 PM
why he's a real pin his ears back lunchpale kind of guy who is all heart and grit

duovamp
09-30-2014, 11:09 AM
fuck kirk cousins

Get. Fucking. Rekt.

You thought you could slay a dragon?

AndySlash
09-30-2014, 12:31 PM
the cuttin' muffins are off to a promising start!

Trotskilicious
09-30-2014, 05:36 PM
Rivers of santorum

I'm Hardcore
09-30-2014, 08:40 PM
thank you Steve Smith Sr.

I'm Hardcore
09-30-2014, 08:54 PM
also fuck this guy for pretty much having a perfect week


http://i57.tinypic.com/nfmiw1.jpg

duovamp
10-07-2014, 10:46 PM
Demaryius Targaryen 5-0-0 555.55

Trotskilicious
10-07-2014, 11:18 PM
All the nerds at dnd nite love your team name duo

Mo
10-08-2014, 01:50 AM
I'm leading my league, and I don't even know why after 4-1-0 games.

Well, you won't hear me complaining..

duovamp
10-08-2014, 09:48 AM
All the nerds at dnd nite love your team name duo

I've been hanging on by a thread these last couple weeks. I fear the dragon will be slain sooner than later. :(

Trotskilicious
10-08-2014, 10:37 PM
i'm as usual eking out wins with my strategy of rotating players and being in the lead for transactions

if only i would learn how to draft

I'm Hardcore
10-08-2014, 11:07 PM
Drafting isn't as important as the waiver wire. Look at Adrian Peterson

yeah because you find consistent 100 yard runners on the waiver wire right?

Trotskilicious
10-08-2014, 11:25 PM
people who make lots of transactions don't often win leagues, i have before but it's mad scramble time

lots of consistent winners make few moves

obviously you have to keep up with injuries, suspensions, bye weeks

duovamp
10-09-2014, 08:24 AM
Plus the player's opponent greatly affects play. A WR2 against the Seahawks isn't going to get numbers like a WR3 against the Eagles or Jax. So you have to make moves to maximize production.

Also fuck Magatroll. He's ruining me almost as badly as Ray Rizzle did last year. Almost.

Trotskilicious
10-09-2014, 06:07 PM
I banked on foles and mccoy in another league

As a giants fan i should know better than to buy into philly eagles hype primarily driven by espn

duovamp
10-09-2014, 09:09 PM
I really liked Folesy going into the season. My draft plan was hope Cutler's going to have a freakishly good year after he regresses from last year, grab him super late, and be able to grab RBs/WRs in the early rounds knowing Cutler should be available by the 6th or 7th round.

Eli's season is starting to turn around nicely.

duovamp
10-09-2014, 09:13 PM
Carolina defense second round, baby.

Trotskilicious
10-09-2014, 09:21 PM
Look ive been a g men fan for most of my life

Eli can shit the bed for no reason at any time

duovamp
10-09-2014, 09:30 PM
Look ive been a g men fan for most of my life

Eli can shit the bed for no reason at any time

It's hard to believe he's as old as he is. In my mind he's like 25 still.

Trotskilicious
10-09-2014, 09:48 PM
LEBRON IS ALMOST 30!!!

duovamp
10-09-2014, 10:58 PM
Now I'm not saying professor Farnsworth is old, but if you consider his age he's likely to die soon.

duovamp
10-09-2014, 10:59 PM
Sidney Crosby's getting fucking ancient too. FFS.

I'm Hardcore
10-10-2014, 12:08 AM
yep, they're called rookies that nobody drafted. happens every year

most rookies who are top-20 rb's usually get drafted reasonably early. Zac Stacy was really the only exception to that rule last season, if i recall.

Trotskilicious
10-10-2014, 04:11 AM
Sidney Crosby's getting fucking ancient too. FFS.

oh yeah and this next draft is supposed to be all retarded good, right?

they say that about the most recent nba draft, but remains to be seen. usually when everyone's "YOU CAN'T MISS ON THESE GUYS" one of them is a total fuckin Darko as i like to call em

Trotskilicious
10-10-2014, 04:11 AM
i actually don't because of racial implications of saying a bad black player was a Darko, even if it term is a reference to a particular player who was croatian or something

duovamp
10-14-2014, 08:59 AM
Call this an unfair judgment if you must but Eli is such a fucking bastard son of the Manning family I believe his father was a monkey or chimpanzee of some sort. No offense to Mrs. Manning.

Trotskilicious
10-14-2014, 05:15 PM
Hes an idiot savant ive said so for years

I'm Hardcore
10-15-2014, 07:09 AM
hey that was a pretty good passing display from Kaepernick, i'll give him that

duovamp
10-15-2014, 07:41 AM
:o Yeah the Rams are a pretty tough team.

I'm Hardcore
10-15-2014, 02:15 PM
what has happened to that D line? it's awful. I know they're missing Chris Long, but Ogletree and Laurinitis need to step the f up.

duovamp
10-20-2014, 11:13 PM
http://i.imgur.com/4R6ZeZx.jpg


It is not easy to slay a dragon.

Trotskilicious
10-21-2014, 12:36 AM
Fycked

duovamp
10-21-2014, 07:47 AM
Tyrannosaurus rekt.

duovamp
10-26-2014, 05:52 PM
Starting Cam over Rofflecopter? Oh Storm of Snaps...

Trotskilicious
10-26-2014, 09:51 PM
i give up

i'm fucking tired of checking thesee teams ever week and losing every week

AndySlash
10-27-2014, 06:30 PM
i'm a proven winner

AndySlash
10-27-2014, 06:32 PM
three teams this week starting players with byes? :hanging:

I'm Hardcore
10-28-2014, 06:46 AM
hey just saying,

Trotskilicious
11-01-2014, 03:46 AM
one more time if you are not reading PFT Commenter then you are missing out

I'm Hardcore
11-02-2014, 07:18 PM
hahahaha suck my balls Kaepernick, you're no better than you were last season

duovamp
11-03-2014, 08:40 AM
Storm of Snaps again betting against the mighty Ben "The Giant" Roethlisberger. Oh ye of little faith....

AndySlash
11-03-2014, 11:55 PM
couple of exciting finishes this week, and now both undefeated teams going into the week are no longer undefeated.

duovamp
11-04-2014, 09:46 AM
By a single point... My precious antique jims.

Trotskilicious
11-04-2014, 05:57 PM
i win! despite rivers shitting the bed! horry!

duovamp
11-07-2014, 01:00 PM
My new favorite player: http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11835083/jeremy-hill-cincinnati-bengals-says-browns-worse-thought-being-routed-cleveland

Asked whether the Browns were better than he previously thought, Hill said, "Oh no, not at all. They're probably worse than I thought, to be honest with you."

"They didn't do anything special to me," Hill continued. "I mean, respect to them, they won the game. But that's all I'll give them."

Get fucking shit on, Cleveland.

duovamp
11-07-2014, 03:36 PM
Classic Bungling, bro.

jczeroman
11-08-2014, 02:45 PM
Such a bad year. I think I'm fourth in points and tied for last place. Total shit.

duovamp
11-09-2014, 02:13 PM
Duovamp suicide watch.

Tchocky
11-09-2014, 02:34 PM
Just found this.

No matter how many times I see this, it never gets old.

http://www.balls.ie/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/sanchezass.gif

duovamp
11-09-2014, 02:42 PM
Not sure what that pic is but I hope it's this classic:

http://i.imgur.com/GZPERnE.jpg

Trotskilicious
11-09-2014, 08:58 PM
took the jets long enough to play the best qb they have

i don't understand why teams bring vick in to back up

duovamp
11-09-2014, 09:56 PM
Yeah usually the devil you know is better than the devil you don't, but I think they don't want to concede their draft picks are actually worse than Vick still.

Fucking Vick could've been a God...

Dogfighter28
11-09-2014, 09:57 PM
Aaron Rodgers is the best gay quarterback of all time

sppunk
11-09-2014, 10:12 PM
The Bears coach should be fired at halftime.

sppunk
11-09-2014, 10:17 PM
They've given up 93 points in the last six quarters , ha.

Trotskilicious
11-09-2014, 10:49 PM
i think they need to look into if jay cutler is bipolar or something

Trotskilicious
11-09-2014, 10:50 PM
bears looked so strong in the first half of the year, it's amazing this collapse

duovamp
11-09-2014, 10:51 PM
No he's just a lazy stupid sack of crap.

Trotskilicious
11-09-2014, 10:59 PM
depression hits losers the hardest

sppunk
11-09-2014, 11:40 PM
He's the highest paid player this year, right?

redbull
11-10-2014, 12:25 AM
holy shit that bears game was a thing of beauty

Eulogy
11-10-2014, 06:39 AM
Trestman is obviously a failed experiment. Should be fired. Now.

duovamp
11-10-2014, 04:25 PM
Bears GM Hoping To Motivate Jay Cutler With More Guaranteed Money (http://www.theonion.com/articles/bears-gm-hoping-to-motivate-jay-cutler-with-more-g,37314/)

Trotskilicious
11-10-2014, 05:29 PM
i'm tellin you guys he's got major depression or something

<img src="http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/t_article_image/uyiha6scio5s11gcqhky.jpg">

i mean seriously

Ol' Couch Ass
11-10-2014, 05:46 PM
In all fairness, the Bears were terrible in all aspects of the game. I mean, I'm no pro, but if I had to coordinate a defense playing against Aaron Rodgers I'd probably keep two safeties back most of the time. Granted, Rodgers will pick you apart underneath. But, at least they'll score slower. How many times did Rodgers call hot routes at the line just to see guys run right past the CB into unmanned no mans land deep.

Trotskilicious
11-10-2014, 05:53 PM
"I just paid a multimillion dollar contract and I couldn't be sadder. Oh god do I have to get out of bed?" ~ Jay Cutler

Trotskilicious
11-10-2014, 06:07 PM
11. Ben Roethlisberger is my building 7 of the week because he collapsed even though no Jets hit him

http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2014/11/10/7181265/mmbm-week-10

duovamp
11-10-2014, 10:37 PM
i'm tellin you guys he's got major depression or something

<img src="http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/t_article_image/uyiha6scio5s11gcqhky.jpg">

i mean seriously

Hahahahaha, Smokin Jay is the best thing that ever happened to him.

Yeah, he very well could be, or he's just a fucking dope who looks like a dope.

duovamp
11-10-2014, 11:05 PM
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2014/11/10/7181265/mmbm-week-10

Heheheheh.... Aaawwww... :(

"I just paid a multimillion dollar contract and I couldn't be sadder. Oh god do I have to get out of bed?" ~ Jay Cutler

Every game I play makes me a million dollars... But it won't buy me meaningful existence. I wish my beautiful wife made me happy too.

Trotskilicious
11-11-2014, 01:39 AM
It's so god awful being me, Jay Cutler. I just want to die.

TuralyonW3
11-11-2014, 01:58 AM
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1366487!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/kristin8f-1-web.jpg

duovamp
11-11-2014, 06:53 AM
Smile for the camera. One more day of this shit.

duovamp
11-11-2014, 07:00 AM
You ever feel you like girls just because you're supposed to? Oh no the Packers game is tomorrow. Yet another expectation to fail to live up to...

Tchocky
11-11-2014, 09:57 AM
http://gifsection.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/cutler-face-9-13-12.png

Eulogy
11-11-2014, 10:02 AM
bears looked so strong in the first half of the year, it's amazing this collapse

Eh? They didn't look as bad but I'm not sure they ever actually looked good.

Tchocky
11-11-2014, 10:04 AM
http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/8/6/9/153869.gif?v=1

Mo
11-17-2014, 01:48 PM
So the Rams destroyed the Broncos yesterday.


The fucking Rams!

duovamp
11-17-2014, 11:29 PM
http://845themixshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/RickRoss1.jpg

duovamp
11-24-2014, 12:14 PM
Okay, Sammy. God gave us the atoms, and it's our job to make them dance.

duovamp
11-24-2014, 12:15 PM
Also fuck Wes Welker. Give me whatever he's on.


Meth. That's what he's on.

Trotskilicious
11-24-2014, 06:48 PM
i can't believe you're 10-1 with jay cutler and shady

duovamp
11-24-2014, 10:54 PM
It makes every victory for me that much sweeter. And every loss a little less pathetic.

I'm Hardcore
11-25-2014, 10:28 PM
i can't believe you're 10-1 with jay cutler and shady

hahahaha

I'm Hardcore
11-25-2014, 10:28 PM
that's shameful for everyone else in your league

I'm Hardcore
11-25-2014, 10:28 PM
in saying that, i'm 9-3 with Steven Jackson as my RB1

Trotskilicious
11-25-2014, 10:32 PM
that's shameful for everyone else in your league

Its inexplicable

I'm Hardcore
11-25-2014, 10:44 PM
i've also had Crabtree and Larry Fitzgerald on rotation, ugh

duovamp
11-25-2014, 11:06 PM
Its inexplicable

It's because while you fat cats were drafting QBs, I was getting WRs.

Also points per reception makes AB a fucking God in this league. And nobody expected Arian Foster to have even a half decent season with how weird he was in the preseason. He was a huge gamble. Cutler still performs above the average QB, not top 3, but good enough that I planned on scooping Cutler up in the 7th or so round knowing he'd have some decent weapons this year.

Mostly AB has carried me through half the season. My opponents also have had unusually low scoring weeks against me, unlike the Spungos who pretty much got fucked by over performing opponents all season.

duovamp
11-25-2014, 11:07 PM
Oh and I had a perfect draft position.

duovamp
11-25-2014, 11:10 PM
I remember after that draft sitting back like "Holy fuck this team is insane."

Trotskilicious
11-25-2014, 11:48 PM
Yeah i draft like shit relentlessly

duovamp
12-15-2014, 10:14 PM
Literally the best thing in football history: http://ftw.usatoday.com/2014/12/nfl-orlando-scandrick-cowboys-madden-hospital-kid

“Nothing is going to be given to you, so I don’t think I should have gave him anything. … I made him better if anything.

“I wasn’t teaching any lessons, but when you play a competitive game, you’ve got to expect to be competitive.”

He was winning and going for 2

Elphenor
12-15-2014, 10:38 PM
:rofl:

Elphenor
12-15-2014, 10:46 PM
Surprise onside kick is literally the biggest dick move in Madden

Tchocky
12-15-2014, 11:07 PM
The Lions have to be the worst 10-4 team in the history of football. They've survived this season by luck and a super-weak schedule. Their offense is listless. Part of that is due to injuries on the offensive line, but part of it is play-calling (Joe Lombardi is a horrible, predictable O-coordinator), namely, their insistence on constantly running the ball and throwing screen passes when they are terrible at both. Jim Caldwell is basically Art Shell Jr.

They'll thrash the lifeless Bears next week, get the fan base pumped up because the last game of the season will be the biggest game they've played in over two decades...and then Aaron Rodgers will thump them in Green Bay. They'll get the NFC South winner (I'm predicting it's New Orleans) and will get thumped in the Wild Card round.

In the offseason, they'll lose Ndamukong Suh and Nick Fairley to free agency, get a tougher schedule, and next season it'll be back to 7-9.

#inevitable

I'm Hardcore
12-15-2014, 11:47 PM
why did you use a hashtag on an internet message board?

Trotskilicious
12-16-2014, 02:44 AM
the kids are doing that right

Trotskilicious
12-16-2014, 02:45 AM
It's because while you fat cats were drafting QBs, I was getting WRs.


yeah but look who's playin for the title

duovamp
12-16-2014, 09:20 AM
Cutler literally gave up that game. Trolololed. :(

AndySlash
12-16-2014, 07:03 PM
i hated my team coming out of the draft, started 0-4, and somehow made it to 7-6 and in the drivers seat for the last playoff spot (with only 5 drafted players), then put up a dud in week 14. probably the most frustrating year i've had in this league.

nice spanking you gave the top team this week, trots.

Trotskilicious
12-16-2014, 07:12 PM
The differential was almost the same amt of pts ODB put up this week

Trotskilicious
12-16-2014, 07:12 PM
And yes i am wanting to call odell beckham ODB

duovamp
12-17-2014, 08:44 AM
That's actually pretty good. Not as good as Demaryius Targaryen, of course. But good.

duovamp
12-17-2014, 08:47 AM
Team names from another league I'm in:

Salty Milk and Coins
The Blunts

Nga Bay Vagtats
Jerry Jones

Team Clamato
Grazed Anatomy

I Need Tebow Power
Fourth Down Syndrome

WATT POWER
Fuck this team

revis & butthead

Stack #HOP


The worst.