View Full Version : Things you keep putting off


The exploding boy
06-01-2014, 02:55 PM
fuckign margin

The exploding boy
06-01-2014, 02:56 PM
I have to do my taxes. I've had to do them since march. Every year I put them off until summer. Some years it went to September. Of course that means I get my refunds late and I certainly could use the money on time. I make so little it takes like 20 minutes to do it too. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. I was supposed to do them right now and yet I'm on here for no good reason, starting threads about it.

Other things I keep putting off:

laundry and dishes
dentist (though ive taken appointments now)
growing the fuck up
people

The exploding boy
06-01-2014, 03:04 PM
for no good reason other than keep me from doing what I need to do here's a craigslist missed connection ad i'd saved on my computer some years back that I just found again (looking for my last tax forms):

"girl at Lafleurs eat hot dog and run - m4w - 35 (Pointe)

I go to Lafleur Restrant last time, Tuesday night, order some food. Beside me is woman/girl eat hot dog. She ask me if I try ketchup but I don't try so she gets some after. Later I wait in the parking lot and see her so sexy like model but eat BAD FOOD! I say her this you look sexy but eat bad and maybe she get fat and not answer so I say where are you going and she gets in car with her friend. I wait near car but they drive fast and nearly miss sidewalk. If you sexy hot dog girl read message I take you good food place I know near Pointe St. Charles where I live and my cat."

:love:

reprise85
06-01-2014, 07:43 PM
certain things i need to talk about in therapy
dishes

i think that's it really.

sppunk
06-01-2014, 07:56 PM
Retirement.

Mooney
06-01-2014, 08:11 PM
i just did my taxes. i got $2200 back because of some first time home buyers bullshit. i immediately spent that money on a ticket to a single hockey game.

slunken
06-01-2014, 08:19 PM
finding an apartment

The exploding boy
06-01-2014, 08:47 PM
Retirement.

how goddam old are you?


there will never be retirement for people like me. I'll just start getting a pension and live like a pensioner. Which ive always done anyway.

Trotskilicious
06-01-2014, 09:09 PM
he's not that old he's just bullshitting everyone

Trotskilicious
06-01-2014, 09:10 PM
i hear portland's a great place to be young and retired

mxzombie
06-01-2014, 09:28 PM
del

yo soy el mejor
06-01-2014, 09:29 PM
getting an illinois i.d - i've been here close to three years
getting some lab done on my body - i've only been putting this off for a week, but i need to do it soon
getting a haircut
sewing the bottom hem of a curtain i made to match the other - looks good enough to me

Trotskilicious
06-01-2014, 09:31 PM
GETTING NEW GLASSES
DOING SOMETHING ABOUT MY FUTURE
GIVING A SHIT ABOUT SOMETHING
WRITING A BOOK

WHATEVER THE FUCK I'M GONNA SMOKE WEED AND PLAY GAMES LATER GUYS

sppunk
06-01-2014, 09:35 PM
how goddam old are you?


there will never be retirement for people like me. I'll just start getting a pension and live like a pensioner. Which ive always done anyway.

32. Can't retire yet, but should be able to by 50. I own my bipusiness so I'll never really fully retire I guess ...

sppunk
06-01-2014, 09:36 PM
But really I need to power wash the outside of the house. I've put it off three weeks now.

yo soy el mejor
06-01-2014, 09:39 PM
when i was a teenager i always thought you were a lot older than me. i guess not!

yo soy el mejor
06-01-2014, 09:39 PM
^ that feels odd to say

The exploding boy
06-01-2014, 09:47 PM
GETTING NEW GLASSES
DOING SOMETHING ABOUT MY FUTURE
GIVING A SHIT ABOUT SOMETHING
WRITING A BOOK

WHATEVER THE FUCK I'M GONNA SMOKE WEED AND PLAY GAMES LATER GUYS

WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO WRITE A BOOK ABOUT.


And why you need to smoke weed to play games? See I get high on games, I use it like others use alcohol. Forget responsibilities and shit, forget about how shit my life is. Getting high and playing games would be like getting high and drunk. Which works of course but you probably should do them separately else you're wasting one of them.

slunken
06-01-2014, 09:47 PM
WRITING A BOOK

what's it going to be about?

The exploding boy
06-01-2014, 09:48 PM
i just did my taxes. i got $2200 back because of some first time home buyers bullshit. i immediately spent that money on a ticket to a single hockey game.

Well as long as you know where your priorities lie....

slunken
06-01-2014, 09:48 PM
also i've barely touched my guitar in two months - new job new schedule grumble grumble

The exploding boy
06-01-2014, 09:49 PM
- definitely moving
- changing jobs
- getting married or calling it quits


no problems with dishes or taxes, though, I like my mess big

why does one have to get married?


Though it is true you have no real worth as a woman if you're not married, obvs. It's just like a fact.

yo soy el mejor
06-01-2014, 09:49 PM
no problems with dishes or taxes, though, I like my mess big

:cool:

The exploding boy
06-01-2014, 09:52 PM
Just FYI I did do my taxes in the end.

Just cause you know, I'm sure you wanted to know what was up with that and shit.

yo soy el mejor
06-01-2014, 09:53 PM
no one care

slunken
06-01-2014, 09:56 PM
I'm trying to finish Gunter Grass's 'The Tin Drum' but instead I keep reading other literary masterworks such as the autobiography of Guns N Roses guitarist Slash

slunken
06-01-2014, 09:57 PM
I'm not falling for that trolly worth comment, you wannabediseased cock.

Seriously though, marriage is nothing I saw as desirable for over a decade now. But if your partner does, that's a game changer.

That's how they get you into anal, btw

yo soy el mejor
06-01-2014, 09:57 PM
he was one of my first crushes.

slunken
06-01-2014, 09:58 PM
my favorite part of the book is a picture of slash looking kind of bloated and the caption says "note how slash is concealing a half gallon of vodka in his stomach"

pavementtune
06-01-2014, 09:59 PM
It took me several years to read The Tin Drum. Only finished it in the end because I don't like books defeating me.

slunken
06-01-2014, 10:01 PM
It took me several years to read The Tin Drum. Only finished it in the end because I don't like books defeating me.

That's the only reason why I'm still reading it. I've never given up on a book.

pavementtune
06-01-2014, 10:01 PM
That's how they get you into anal, btw

walk away son


I recall only one book defeating me, Marquis de Sade. (besides must read uni books, they don't count)

slunken
06-01-2014, 10:01 PM
I'm on month 3 of readng with only around 100 pages to go so hopefully soon

yo soy el mejor
06-01-2014, 10:02 PM
!@*$%#

slunken
06-01-2014, 10:04 PM
hey there cussy

The exploding boy
06-01-2014, 10:12 PM
I'm not falling for that trolly worth comment, you wannabediseased cock.

Seriously though, marriage is nothing I saw as desirable for over a decade now. But if your partner does, that's a game changer.

well I think that wasn't even trolly. The obvs was a giveaway.


But yeah I see the issue now. But they should be able to take no for an answer if you don't "believe" in it. On the other hand I guess the same could be said of you. It sucks when it's a situation where only one party can "win". Thankfully I'm with someone who wants it as much as I do. Meaning, not at all.

The exploding boy
06-01-2014, 10:13 PM
I've never read the book (tin drum) but I really like the film. is the book a "hard read"?

slunken
06-01-2014, 10:15 PM
i'm waiting until i finish the novel before i watch the movie. i guess it was ridiculously controversial back in the day because it implied that the 11 yr old male actor performed oral sex on the 14 yr old female actress or something similar

slunken
06-01-2014, 10:18 PM
is the book a "hard read"?

yes. each little story is its own chapter. some go on for forever on purpose and some are quite quaint. there are a lot details about poland and germany during ww2 that can be difficult to understand without looking it up. at least for me.

yo soy el mejor
06-01-2014, 10:20 PM
oh yeah. getting some things altered. i'm just walking around with pants too big that pucker when i wear a belt and skirts made for taller ladies.

The exploding boy
06-01-2014, 10:28 PM
i'm waiting until i finish the novel before i watch the movie. i guess it was ridiculously controversial back in the day because it implied that the 11 yr old male actor performed oral sex on the 14 yr old female actress or something similar

I saw it the first time I was like 15. I wasn't shocked just jealous. Though I'm not sure I remember oral sex, even implied. I saw it later on but that was still many years back. It's actually kinda gross anyway what they do with the powdered candy, spit in it and then lick it off each other's hand or something. I was like, OMG eww...

I mainly remember some older man like maybe his uncle or father or I don't know having sex with the girl. and then he gets on his back and pushes him down on her to help him you know... thrust.......... that was the scene that stuck with me. Don't know if all that's in the book.

Trotskilicious
06-01-2014, 11:28 PM
the flounder is hilarious but i didn't finish it

Trotskilicious
06-01-2014, 11:28 PM
i think i've not finished more books than i've finished, i get halfway through and i just stop caring i dunno

Trotskilicious
06-01-2014, 11:29 PM
SERIOUSLY WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

The exploding boy
06-01-2014, 11:36 PM
You should write that book. Then I'd read it just so I could tell you I thought it sucked.

Trotskilicious
06-02-2014, 01:24 AM
it'll never happen, i'm illiterate and talentless

wHATcOLOR
06-02-2014, 03:17 AM
what is "margin"

been meaning to ask that

Order 66
06-02-2014, 03:26 AM
margin

The exploding boy
06-02-2014, 10:15 AM
it'll never happen, i'm illiterate and talentless

You have a self-esteem problem. It shouldn't be compatible with being opinionated.

Trotskilicious
06-02-2014, 11:30 AM
thanks watchdog

slunken
06-02-2014, 11:36 AM
I saw it the first time I was like 15. I wasn't shocked just jealous. Though I'm not sure I remember oral sex, even implied. I saw it later on but that was still many years back. It's actually kinda gross anyway what they do with the powdered candy, spit in it and then lick it off each other's hand or something. I was like, OMG eww...

I mainly remember some older man like maybe his uncle or father or I don't know having sex with the girl. and then he gets on his back and pushes him down on her to help him you know... thrust.......... that was the scene that stuck with me. Don't know if all that's in the book.

That's all in the book, except he was trying to attack matzerah when he caugh Maria and him doing it on the couch.

The exploding boy
06-02-2014, 11:38 AM
That's all in the book, except he was trying to attack matzerah when he caugh Maria and him doing it on the couch.

Oh. the scene in the movie it always came across to me as kinda both.

The exploding boy
06-02-2014, 11:40 AM
thanks watchdog

Tell me about your childhood.

Shallowed
06-02-2014, 08:19 PM
Getting out of bed

Doing laundry

bignothing
06-03-2014, 03:43 PM
idk I put on a dress, curled my hair, did full makeup and then couldn't find the jacket I wanted to wear which somehow led me to realize I didn't want to see anyone I was going to go see tonight. So I'm putting off seeing people, favoring netphoria apparently.

The exploding boy
06-03-2014, 03:57 PM
I've been up for 6 hours and I've done jack fucking shit. Nothing that I need to be doing. diddly fucking squat.

I fucking swear too much. I fucking blame it on hanging on forums where they don't allow you to fucking do it. I'll get it out of my fucking system. It got so bad when I started posting here again some weeks back I'd catch myself writing stuff like F this because i was so used to censoring myself. Goddam squares.

Elphenor
06-03-2014, 04:08 PM
I need to go buy a new Tie today.

mxzombie
06-03-2014, 07:51 PM
I was putting off buying new pants and shoes but ****** got me some pants and a tie for my birthday and then i got a bonus at work, so i got some shoes. And a few other things. Feel so rich

SuckSuckStyle
06-04-2014, 03:05 AM
life

SuckSuckStyle
06-04-2014, 03:05 AM
but also some emails.

Elphenor
06-04-2014, 04:21 AM
I bought a new tie today

Cool As Ice Cream
06-04-2014, 04:27 AM
i have to contact the plumber to fix the toilet (have been in touch in december and january, but then i didn't push him hard enough, and just let it be for months)
i need to do my taxes
there's more

smashingjj
06-04-2014, 04:38 AM
everything

Cool As Ice Cream
06-04-2014, 04:41 AM
becoming a millionnaire

The exploding boy
06-04-2014, 10:59 AM
i have to contact the plumber to fix the toilet (have been in touch in december and january, but then i didn't push him hard enough, and just let it be for months)
i need to do my taxes
there's more

I've had a leak in the kitchen sink pipe for some years, i have to put a bucket under it which i have to empty every three weeks or so. There's a leak at the back of the bathroom faucet also, also for years. Talk about putting off.

part of the reason i've never told the landlady about any of this because i hate to have someone over at the house working on things. Though they would probably only take a short time to fix.

Cool As Ice Cream
06-04-2014, 11:10 AM
i don't mind it too much, but it's hard to find a time where he's working and i'm not, and on top of that, plumbers often don't show up, so then you have to reschedule.
i just realised he isn't supposed to fix the toilet; he has to replace it entirely. forgot about that. so i also have to let him know what "model" he has to install.

i should just do it, but i wouldn't be surprised if this still hasn't happened in a year. heh.