View Full Version : you ever feel like god is just trolling you sometimes


Order 66
05-28-2014, 02:40 PM
i feel like god is just trolling me sometimes

hnibos
05-28-2014, 02:48 PM
One of his many gifts.

kelsome
05-28-2014, 02:49 PM
at times.

whats wrong

Order 66
05-28-2014, 02:55 PM
nothing in particular. just one of those days

D.
05-28-2014, 03:48 PM
there was one day a few years ago where i had a flat tire and while i was fixing it the kid shit her diapers and my debit card had been compromised and then there was something else that happened all in the same day and i was like, "god herself is basically telling me to fuck off right now - cool!"

duovamp
05-28-2014, 04:23 PM
Hobbes: Do you believe in God?
Calvin: Well somebody's out to get me!

The exploding boy
05-28-2014, 05:02 PM
I often feel people who believe in god must be trolling






also this post is totally trolling

Order 66
05-28-2014, 05:35 PM
why we still got monkeys

hnibos
05-28-2014, 06:15 PM
I remember this girl in my 11th grade biology class that kind of looked like a baby gorilla shout out angrily one day in class "we ain't come from no monkeys!" and I lol'ed and it was a pretty awkward 5 second silence where the teacher just didn't know what to say. We were cool, but if we hadn't been, she probably would have beat me up.

Order 66
05-28-2014, 06:32 PM
and that girl's name... was albert einstein

pavementtune
05-28-2014, 06:42 PM
I am my own God.
...
We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.




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killtrocity
05-29-2014, 12:41 AM
i feel like god is just trolling me sometimes

Yeah like 10 years ago when I still sort of believed in a god who gives a shit about individual or even collective human problems

killtrocity
05-29-2014, 12:42 AM
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reprise85
05-29-2014, 01:05 AM
i troll god.

vixnix
05-29-2014, 09:11 AM
“God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.” Garrison Keillor

duovamp
05-29-2014, 09:19 AM
That's basically a shitty way of saying what Voltaire said.

duovamp
05-29-2014, 09:23 AM
Or what Shakespeare wrote even earlier. It is a tale. Told by an idiot.

Order 66
05-29-2014, 09:47 AM
god is really dan brown

vixnix
05-29-2014, 10:52 AM
at this point all I can say is that this sacramental sweet red wine that is supposedly kosher, tastes like shellfish.

vixnix
05-29-2014, 10:53 AM
maybe it's because I cleaned out the rabbit hutch a couple of hours ago and the stench of ammonia is still in my nose

The exploding boy
05-29-2014, 10:57 AM
Or maybe the blood of Christ had a shellfish flavor

vixnix
05-29-2014, 11:07 AM
p sure this Kinov jewish wine isn't all about transubstantiation! but you never know.

Trotskilicious
05-29-2014, 11:34 AM
THERE IS NO GOD BUT I AM NATURE'S TROLL OF HUMAN SOCIETY IF WE WERE STILL WILD AS WE SHOULD BE THEN I WOULD HAVE BEEN KILLED BY A TIGER A LONG TIME AGO, POSSIBLY WHEN I WAS A DOUGHY PRE-TEEN WITH BAD EYESIGHT AND A SERIOUS CASE OF BEING A CRYBABY

AT LEAST IT IS PRACTICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO PROCREATE

duovamp
05-29-2014, 12:14 PM
You are the supreme gentleman. There should be beautiful blonde girls all over you.

The exploding boy
05-29-2014, 12:20 PM
p sure this Kinov jewish wine isn't all about transubstantiation! but you never know.

Now listen I don't know no damn thing about dem religions. to me is all a bunch of fooey malarkey it just that some dem the malarkey's different then some other one.

Trotskilicious
05-29-2014, 12:23 PM
You are the supreme gentleman. There should be beautiful blonde girls all over you.

i am the omega male

Order 66
05-29-2014, 01:15 PM
how could this girl not want to fuck me with my datsun

duovamp
05-29-2014, 02:20 PM
In defense of the girls who wouldn't fuck him, I can't not be a dick to an ugly bitch.

Trotskilicious
05-29-2014, 02:27 PM
after all you want to make sure they don't get up on your nuts amirite

duovamp
05-29-2014, 02:40 PM
I just want to dance.

Order 66
05-29-2014, 02:43 PM
NO FATS

slunken
05-29-2014, 04:52 PM
how could this girl not want to fuck me with my datsun

"you can't talk to me like that, i drive a camry!!!"