View Full Version : amber alerts on your phone


MusicMan4
05-09-2014, 08:35 PM
holy shit that was fucking terrifying

MusicMan4
05-09-2014, 08:36 PM
i would love to switch exclusively to my japanese flip phone but it won't do mms or 3g so i can only use it for calls
...actually that's an ideal reason to switch

MusicMan4
05-09-2014, 08:42 PM
that was the first one i ever got and it actually gave me the option to turn it off but i decided i would feel like a big piece of shit
like i'm ever going to save a missing child because of some terrifying noise blaring out of my phone
i don't even know where "Lodi NJ" is and I've lived in this state for 29/30 years
also if the car you're looking for is a Honda Civic at that point don't you just give up

noyen
05-09-2014, 08:45 PM
ive never otten one. is it only within a radious of the alert or whatever?

Bread Regal
05-09-2014, 08:48 PM
it's weird when you're in big room with a bunch of people and all of them get a text at the same time and then suddenly everyone is thinking about missing and exploited children.

noyen
05-09-2014, 08:50 PM
i want a president that will send a txt message to everyone with a phone in the US at the same time. this country sucks!

Bread Regal
05-09-2014, 08:51 PM
he actualy has that capability and doesn't even use it. what a fucking waste.

MusicMan4
05-09-2014, 08:51 PM
i guess but i dunno what the radius is
i've seen people bitching about getting them for something happening 200 miles away

Order 66
05-09-2014, 08:52 PM
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Trotskilicious
05-09-2014, 08:53 PM
he actualy has that capability and doesn't even use it. what a fucking waste.

"AIYOOOO I'M GETTIN HAMMERED WITH GHOST RIGHT NOW"

slunken
05-09-2014, 09:00 PM
i've gotten them on before. weird side story:

i used to work with this big booty girl named amber that was always after my D and everybody knew it and when she would come back in the kitchen the other dudes would be like "amber alert amber alert" in a robot voice which i had to explain to them was a warning for missing children and they took that and made a joke about how she was smuggling missing children in her ass so now everytime i get one of those messages or see one i just think of that. "amber alert amber alert massive booty amber alert" :/

Trotskilicious
05-09-2014, 09:04 PM
i'd hit it

slunken
05-09-2014, 09:14 PM
she looked like patsy cline

bad part was that she was just a loud barfly type of girl

slunken
05-09-2014, 09:15 PM
my great-grandma always said you that you can tell women who talk too loud hang around in bars

Trotskilicious
05-09-2014, 09:16 PM
yeah i have fun with chunks like that but ultimately it's just "fun"

then you get tired of tasting jack when you're making out with her and you just kind of give up

Trotskilicious
05-09-2014, 09:16 PM
sorry that was a Freudian slip, i'll leave it.

slunken
05-09-2014, 09:18 PM
she really wasn't fat or anything. just more "classically built" and her loudness made her seem much larger

Trotskilicious
05-09-2014, 09:20 PM
hnnnghhhhh ffffffffff uuuuuuuuuu

Bread Regal
05-09-2014, 09:20 PM
tasting jack

MusicMan4
05-09-2014, 09:58 PM
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/amber-alert-n-woman-found-dead-sons-missing-article-1.1786831

jesus

MusicMan4
05-09-2014, 10:03 PM
heartwarming

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Trotskilicious
05-09-2014, 10:10 PM
they filmed the sopranos in lodi

ohnoitsbonnie
10-23-2016, 03:25 AM
that was the first one i ever got and it actually gave me the option to turn it off but i decided i would feel like a big piece of shit
like i'm ever going to save a missing child because of some terrifying noise blaring out of my phone
i don't even know where "Lodi NJ" is and I've lived in this state for 29/30 years
also if the car you're looking for is a Honda Civic at that point don't you just give up

Lodi is where Glen Danzig is from also it's terrible all of no nj is

ciGarski
10-23-2016, 06:37 PM
I turned mine off years ago. no regrets.

FlamingGlobes
10-24-2016, 11:08 AM
i've gotten them on before. weird side story:

i used to work with this big booty girl named amber that was always after my D and everybody knew it and when she would come back in the kitchen the other dudes would be like "amber alert amber alert" in a robot voice which i had to explain to them was a warning for missing children and they took that and made a joke about how she was smuggling missing children in her ass so now everytime i get one of those messages or see one i just think of that. "amber alert amber alert massive booty amber alert" :/

Hot.

FlamingGlobes
10-24-2016, 11:10 AM
Lodi is where Glen Danzig is from also it's terrible all of no nj is

I GOT SOMETHIN TO SAY

FlamingGlobes
10-24-2016, 11:11 AM
I GOT AN AMBER ALERT TODAY

Elphenor
10-24-2016, 07:12 PM
they are scary

cork_soaker
10-24-2016, 08:37 PM
I GOT AN AMBER ALERT TODAY

so did i, about 30 minutes ago

cork_soaker
10-24-2016, 08:38 PM
"suspect is 5'8" and super grumpy"

cork_soaker
10-24-2016, 08:44 PM
not making light of anyone's plight but the suspect, mind you

FlamingGlobes
10-24-2016, 11:50 PM
so did i, about 30 minutes ago

DOESN'T MATTER MUCH TO ME, AS LONG AS IT'S DEAD

FlamingGlobes
10-24-2016, 11:51 PM
"suspect is 5'8" and super grumpy"

http://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/danza.jpg?quality=65&strip=all&w=780