View Full Version : can somebody explain okcupid to me


Pages : [1] 2

Order 66
05-07-2014, 09:23 PM
as if i'm a your 65 year old uncle trying to get into facebook. i respond to girls who message me stuff like like "Hi ;<adsf;jl>)" and get no response whatsoever. then i read a bit into it and find usually you need to be more terse with your responses and ask dumb questions. still no responses

but ok, it's the guy's job to ask first right. so i think a good place to start is messaging the girls who rate me five stars or whatever warrants a "like" on their part, and still, no responses whatsoever

i understand girls have a bloated inbox in proportion to guys but you can't even get back to guys you've actively shown interest in.

the culture of this site is just very weird to me. i have a date on friday but she's kind of like a robot

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 09:31 PM
basically it's where women go to be hilariously picky about their prospective dates

at this point even the people looking for fucking have other options and ok cupid is basically for idiots who want to filter their choices in men down based on lengthy questionnaires so they can find someone that likes exactly the same stuff and has the same opinions about everything

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 09:33 PM
and yes i am very bitter

Elphenor
05-07-2014, 09:35 PM
Online dating is weird. It sounds too easy, like I cant believe you could get laid that way.
From my 20 year old perspective the internet is like the opposite of sex.

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 09:35 PM
i've had a lot of incredibly bad dates because of OK Cupid and every single one of them were unbalanced women with some kind of chip on their shoulder because they get a lot of attention on ok cupid even though they are average looking fat people at best

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 09:35 PM
i don't know why it's so hard to convince another average looking fat person to give me a kiss

Elphenor
05-07-2014, 09:38 PM
You're telling me I could get a date without that horribly awkward part where you have to ask in person and open yourself to painful rejection and more awkwardness?
There's no way.

You have to suffer through that part to get a chance at having your dick sucked

Order 66
05-07-2014, 09:40 PM
i'm wondering how much weight to put into the match %s... i'd hate to be non-cynical but anything above 80% does seem pretty spot on with somebody i could be with.

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 09:40 PM
You're telling me I could get a date without that horribly awkward part where you have to ask in person and open yourself to painful rejection and more awkwardness?
There's no way.

what part of this thread, or anyone's experiences, ever, leads you to believe this

there's still the awkwardness of asking people stuff or saying hello and never getting a response ever

and as opposed to other dates i've had, the OK Cupid ones feel more like a boyfriend audition instead of two people having fun with each other

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 09:42 PM
and the other thing about OK Cupid dates is that you've already gotten an answer for every single question you could possibly even imagine asking so there's a real dampener on conversation you can't be like "so what do you do?" or "what movies do you like?" or whatever, because it's already something you read through before you said hello

I AM SO FUCKING BITTER

Elphenor
05-07-2014, 09:43 PM
Apparently I'm pretty attractive. Im just socially retarted and horrified of rejection.

So maybe online dating is for me. But Im super skeptical. Like, whats the catch?

Eulogy
05-07-2014, 09:45 PM
Apparently I'm pretty attractive.

we'll be the judges of that

i met my boyfriend online (um on netphoria) 6+ years ago and here we are today.

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 09:45 PM
I am a fat man. I am sad and I am fat.

Elphenor
05-07-2014, 09:46 PM
what part of this thread, or anyone's experiences, ever, leads you to believe this

there's still the awkwardness of asking people stuff or saying hello and never getting a response ever

and as opposed to other dates i've had, the OK Cupid ones feel more like a boyfriend audition instead of two people having fun with each other

Asking out girls online with a whole database of girls seems pretty easy.
Just be like "Would you possibly fuck me?"
No? Okay, Next.

Until someone says "Maybe if you buy me dinner"

Getting rejected in person is so much harsher especially if you have to see that person again

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 09:47 PM
okay have you done it? why don't you give it a spin

god damn kids with their "wisdom"

Order 66
05-07-2014, 09:47 PM
in defense of okc i'm having alot more success there than with match.com.. match is like a ghetto in comparison. and i paid a lot more for a subscription to that

Elphenor
05-07-2014, 09:47 PM
I mean you really can't be picky. But if you're online looking for dates I don't think you would be

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 09:48 PM
sounds like you need grinder or tinder anyway, do you even know what ok cupid is

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 09:48 PM
man kids are fucking annoying shut the fuck up elph

Elphenor
05-07-2014, 09:49 PM
Are you paying to NOT get your dick sucked?

Fuck man, Ill get you a hooker

Eulogy
05-07-2014, 09:49 PM
Asking out girls online with a whole database of girls seems pretty easy.
Just be like "Would you possibly fuck me?"
No? Okay, Next.


jesus fucking christ

no

you are awful

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 09:49 PM
young dumb and full of cum

Eulogy
05-07-2014, 09:49 PM
Are you paying to NOT get your dick sucked?

Fuck man, Ill get you a hooker

okcupid is free

you suck

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 09:50 PM
jesus fucking christ

no

you are awful

that's what grinder is so he should get that on his phone

i just like how out of touch he is thinking losers that can't be picky are the only people who use online dating

Order 66
05-07-2014, 09:50 PM
STFU scotty

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 09:51 PM
after he's already established that he's a quasi-rapist that will fuck anyone if they are willing to do it

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 09:51 PM
that sounds like a loser cruising for an std

Eulogy
05-07-2014, 09:51 PM
plenty of my young, attractive, and socially well adjusted friends are ALL ABOUT tinder these days

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 09:52 PM
or someone who gets older and starts to lose it after boozing and slutting his way across the urban landscape and ends up with rohypnol in his pocket because he hasn't gotten his dick wet in a month or two

Eulogy
05-07-2014, 09:52 PM
like okcupid without any effort required

Elphenor
05-07-2014, 09:52 PM
Hahaha.
I touched a nerve huh?

Eulogy
05-07-2014, 09:53 PM
Hahaha.
I touched a nerve huh?

no, you're just obviously young and stupid. no nerve to be touched here.

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 09:53 PM
plenty of my young, attractive, and socially well adjusted friends are ALL ABOUT tinder these days

yeah what's the deal with tinder anyway

Eulogy
05-07-2014, 09:53 PM
i am genuinely curious as to what a 20-year-old san diego d-bag finds attractive these days though.

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 09:54 PM
no, you're just obviously young and stupid. no nerve to be touched here.

exactly. it's like talking to kreatorkind about spotify, or music in general. it's like trying to explain to juliana why "do what makes you happy" is an impossibility for the vast majority of the human race and is a bourgoise fantasy...

Eulogy
05-07-2014, 09:54 PM
yeah what's the deal with tinder anyway

you just see pictures and say yes or no. if someone you say yes to also says yes to you, you are notified, and then you can chat. kind of elegant in a way i suppose. and it's location based i think.

Eulogy
05-07-2014, 09:55 PM
and if you say yes to someone and they don't say yes to you, i don't think they ever know you said yes to them. so it kind of avoids rejection in that way.

Eulogy
05-07-2014, 09:56 PM
i mean it's still rejection by omission i guess but that seems less hurtful?

Eulogy
05-07-2014, 09:57 PM
the drawback is that you know literally nothing about them. a friend of mine was chatting with this girl for a bit and then she dropped the "well i have to go to church this morning" bomb and that ended it. a little bit of wasted effort.

duovamp
05-07-2014, 09:57 PM
I feel like that'd depress me.


Yes to all.
Zero notifications. :(

Eulogy
05-07-2014, 09:57 PM
wasn't actually "have to" more of a "i'm going because i am a religious person"

Elphenor
05-07-2014, 09:57 PM
Dude, fuck you
Yes I only care about Sex. How does that make me some horrible person? And im not actually suggesting online dating is for losers. My Dad met his wife there and they're perfectly normal people.
Jesus fucking christ

Eulogy
05-07-2014, 09:59 PM
Dude, fuck you
Yes I only care about Sex. How does that make me some horrible person? And im not actually suggesting online dating is for losers. My Dad met his wife there and they're perfectly normal people.
Jesus fucking christ

well in and of itself it doesn't. the fact that you wear it like a badge of honor does. and the fact that you seem to want to dehumanize all women to the point where they only exist as wet holes for your dick also makes you appear to be a complete fucking douche.

and you are from san diego and describe yourself as attractive. i know your type.

Elphenor
05-07-2014, 10:00 PM
Tinder sounds wayy too easy. Like, no way that works.

Eulogy
05-07-2014, 10:01 PM
i can't even with this anymore

Order 66
05-07-2014, 10:01 PM
Tinder sounds wayy too easy. Like, no way that works.

er..

Elphenor
05-07-2014, 10:01 PM
and you are from san diego and describe yourself as attractive. i know your type.

Fuck off with that.

Eulogy
05-07-2014, 10:02 PM
i should not have to explain how this works to someone who is in its target demographic

Eulogy
05-07-2014, 10:02 PM
Fuck off with that.

but, i do. i absolutely do.

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 10:03 PM
you just see pictures and say yes or no. if someone you say yes to also says yes to you, you are notified, and then you can chat. kind of elegant in a way i suppose. and it's location based i think.

i might be able to deal with this more, the questionnaire is what pisses me off so much about ok cupid

Eulogy
05-07-2014, 10:04 PM
as a gay man i could get my dick wet any hour of any day if that's what i wanted. so i have to chuckle at straight men who act like it's some sort of noble cause to fuck strangers and not have any sort of emotional connection to anyone ever.

so passe.

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 10:04 PM
the drawback is that you know literally nothing about them. a friend of mine was chatting with this girl for a bit and then she dropped the "well i have to go to church this morning" bomb and that ended it. a little bit of wasted effort.

i prefer this much more to the "what the fuck do we talk about" phenomenon of OK cupid dates

i mean the woman i know that uses tinder is this real bombshell zatfig lady that i'm all about but then she asked me if i knew who david icke was

Eulogy
05-07-2014, 10:05 PM
i might be able to deal with this more, the questionnaire is what pisses me off so much about ok cupid

it really is a no-to-low risk game. so i say go for it. you really can't lose unless you'd be crushed by no one reciprocating. but it's just a location based app so you can't take it too seriously. imo.

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 10:06 PM
Yes I only care about Sex. How does that make me some horrible person?

Well someday you'll get an explanation from a pretty woman that really likes you

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 10:07 PM
it really is a no-to-low risk game. so i say go for it. you really can't lose unless you'd be crushed by no one reciprocating. but it's just a location based app so you can't take it too seriously. imo.

wait i thought this was grinder

Elphenor
05-07-2014, 10:08 PM
but, i do. i absolutely do.

Lol.

I've lived in SD for like 6 months and other people describe me as attractive and I have moderate success with woman despite being socially retarted. So Im just assuming im somewhat attractive.
I personally never saw it.

Also, I used to be all about love but just got awfully hearybroken so just fuck that shit

Eulogy
05-07-2014, 10:08 PM
wait i thought this was grinder

tinder is basically grindr for straight people. and somehow less scandalous. probably because it doesn't result in as many one off sexual encounters.

Eulogy
05-07-2014, 10:10 PM
Lol.

I've lived in SD for like 6 months and other people describe me as attractive and I have moderate success with woman despite being socially retarted. So Im just assuming im somewhat attractive.
I personally never saw it.

Also, I used to be all about love but just got awfully hearybroken so just fuck that shit

i wrote off the first "retarted" as a typo but i won't do the same for the second.

you seem like a dumb fuck. and you're probably not attractive. the fact that you never saw it means that others are probably just being nice to you.

Elphenor
05-07-2014, 10:11 PM
as a gay man i could get my dick wet any hour of any day if that's what i wanted. so i have to chuckle at straight men who act like it's some sort of noble cause to fuck strangers and not have any sort of emotional connection to anyone ever.

so passe.

It's not like that at all though.
It's more like Sex is just a natural body function that people make an unnecessary big deal about.

Ideally Id like for us all to be friends who fucked sometimes.

Eulogy
05-07-2014, 10:11 PM
also any 20-year-old saying that they "used to be all about love" jesus fucking christ can i gouge my own eyes out

Eulogy
05-07-2014, 10:12 PM
It's not like that at all though.
It's more like Sex is just a natural body function that people make an unnecessary big deal about.

Ideally Id like for us all to be friends who fucked sometimes.

and this is fine! but don't be a transparent cock about it. good god. you haven't discovered some new way of living. you are giving yourself far too much credit.

Elphenor
05-07-2014, 10:16 PM
i wrote off the first "retarted" as a typo but i won't do the same for the second.

you seem like a dumb fuck. and you're probably not attractive. the fact that you never saw it means that others are probably just being nice to you.

Whatever dude.
I never saw it because I had awful self-image problems growing up.

You're hilariously judgemental. Just calm down with that shit.
"I know you're type"
Yeah because "my type" spends a lot of time on SP message boards.

Elphenor
05-07-2014, 10:20 PM
also any 20-year-old saying that they "used to be all about love" jesus fucking christ can i gouge my own eyes out

I like to mention my age because posts like these are awesome.

Eulogy
05-07-2014, 10:20 PM
i used the correct "your"

don't disparage me

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 10:21 PM
http://youtu.be/1yfx_rwE8nk?t=44m24s

I'd embed but i can't figure out how to do that with something i am starting from a fixed point

it's aziz on online dating, if you've seen it yet

Eulogy
05-07-2014, 10:21 PM
and i was once you on a SP message board

when i was 12

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 10:21 PM
e-harmony I am old and I don't want to die alone, i just got a computer two weeks ago LETS GO!

Elphenor
05-07-2014, 10:22 PM
and this is fine! but don't be a transparent cock about it. good god. you haven't discovered some new way of living. you are giving yourself far too much credit.

You're reading my posts through some crazy bias.
Just totally assuming a different tone than what Im typing with

Elphenor
05-07-2014, 10:23 PM
i used the correct "your"

don't disparage me

Im on a phone with a bad touch screen. But, um, sorry man

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 10:23 PM
also any 20-year-old saying that they "used to be all about love" jesus fucking christ can i gouge my own eyes out

seriously

but then again it may be a cycle, you're a teenager in love then you realize it was all shit and you go to your 20s really to pound everyone and then you get to your mid 20s or so (hopefully) and realize how empty that all is and how you got warts on your dick now so you start to worry about mortality and how maybe you might want to find someone awesome because you have friends that did and you get jealous

Elphenor
05-07-2014, 10:25 PM
e-harmony I am old and I don't want to die alone, i just got a computer two weeks ago LETS GO!

Are you being serious here?
Because "I dont want to die alone" sounds desperate. But then you were all pissed at me for saying online dating seems like desperation.
I don't get what pissed you off

MusicMan4
05-07-2014, 10:25 PM
so now we're posting w/ a sentient copy of Weezer's Pinkerton

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 10:27 PM
Are you being serious here?
Because "I dont want to die alone" sounds desperate. But then you were all pissed at me for saying online dating seems like desperation.
I don't get what pissed you off

watch the clip

nothing pissed me off, you seem unaware that you sound like a dipstick around adults when you're like "all i like to do is fuck" and "there's no way online dating works"

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 10:28 PM
or "online dating is desperate"

i mean for someone who seems to be cool with fucking anyone just for the sake of getting yourself off (it's like masturbating but involving someone else's feelings!) then yeah i guess it would be

Elphenor
05-07-2014, 10:31 PM
Sex for me is more like I try to have a lot of friends, then I drink and smoke with these friends and then sometimes I have sex with these friends.

This usually happens by the suggestion of the girl and not me.
I tried to date some girls and was really bad at it.
I also had a relationship with this girl and got really attached and hurt. And now we arent friends because I fucked up and got emotional.
I feel like Id have been better off if Id just been friends with her even after we had sex.

MusicMan4
05-07-2014, 10:32 PM
sentient copy of Weezer's Pinkerton

<i></i>

Elphenor
05-07-2014, 10:35 PM
Haha right on.
Im dumb shes a lesbian

Why bother? Its gonna hurt me. Its gonna kill when you desert me

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 10:36 PM
oh is pinkerton about fucking a bunch of girls because this one girl hurt you real bad

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 10:38 PM
I also had a relationship with this girl and got really attached and hurt. And now we arent friends because I fucked up and got emotional.

you know this is not going to be the only time this happens to you, in your life

MusicMan4
05-07-2014, 10:38 PM
yes

MusicMan4
05-07-2014, 10:38 PM
it's also about wanting to fuck japanese teenagers but i will admit i haven't seen much of that from this sentient program yet

Elphenor
05-07-2014, 10:39 PM
And the most offensive thing leveled at me is the idea that I don't respect women.

It's not like that. Most of my friends are girls, I'd just rather be friends that have or had sex than in any kind of relationship.

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 10:39 PM
i bet he was born the year it came out

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 10:40 PM
And the most offensive thing leveled at me is the idea that I don't respect women.

It's not like that. Most of my friends are girls, I'd just rather be friends that have or had sex than in any kind of relationship.

:banging:

Elphenor
05-07-2014, 10:41 PM
Can someone change my title to that?

It's also about being really into this girl but then she turns out to be a lesbian.
This also totally happened to me

"We were as good as married in my mind but married in my mind is no good"

MusicMan4
05-07-2014, 10:42 PM
"whaddya mean i don't respect broads?

i love girls

i fuck a lot of girls"

<img src="http://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/andrew-dice-clay.jpg">

MusicMan4
05-07-2014, 10:44 PM
"i'm a sensitive guy, you know what i mean?
i got a lot of girl friends, we fuck sometimes, it's not a big deal, right"

<img src="http://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/andrew-dice-clay.jpg">

Elphenor
05-07-2014, 10:44 PM
The guys that disrespect woman are the ones that bitch about the friend zone and shit

Elphenor
05-07-2014, 10:45 PM
She won't fuck me because Im too nicee Wahh
Lol.

I was like that when I was 17.

MusicMan4
05-07-2014, 10:46 PM
"friend zone? what the fuck is a friend zone, i don't know from no friend zone
if we ain't fuckin we ain't friends sweetheart"

<img src="http://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/andrew-dice-clay.jpg">

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 10:46 PM
The guys that disrespect woman are the ones that bitch about the friend zone and shit

lots of different ways to disrespect a lady

Elphenor
05-07-2014, 10:48 PM
I see nothing wrong with what you're making that picture say.

I mean, the first one maybe.

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 10:49 PM
is this the next generation or is he still a millenial

MusicMan4
05-07-2014, 10:49 PM
"you see to a guy like me, the friend zone...is the vagina

so yeah i've been in the friend zone
i've been balls deep in the friend zone with a lot of whores, you know what i'm saying"

<img src="http://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/andrew-dice-clay.jpg">

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 10:53 PM
this is reminding me of the movie stars thread with jeff goldblum

Elphenor
05-07-2014, 10:54 PM
Lol.

Im friends with a girl who wont fuck me.
She says she doesnt fuck Morrissey fans because they're self-absorbed and whiny.

How cool is that?

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 10:54 PM
it's pretty banal

MusicMan4
05-07-2014, 10:55 PM
this is reminding me of the movie stars thread with jeff goldblum

unfortunately my actual andrew dice clay troll account was banned by pakula himself so i'm stuck resorting to this

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 10:55 PM
it's the kind of thing people in their early twenties think is wit, i guess

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 10:55 PM
unfortunately my actual andrew dice clay troll account was banned by pakula himself so i'm stuck resorting to this

i knew there was one

Elphenor
05-07-2014, 10:55 PM
Where did egoogly go.

He used to peek into the Oboard just to get pissed off. Love that guy.

Trotskilicious
05-07-2014, 10:56 PM
and you have revealed yourself at last

Elphenor
05-07-2014, 10:58 PM
Huh?
That im an Oboarder?

noyen
05-07-2014, 11:00 PM
okcupid has a secret "menu" if you know what i mean.

Elphenor
05-07-2014, 11:45 PM
Come back and tell me how awful I am Egoogly!
What a prick.

Starla
05-08-2014, 01:19 AM
I'm terrified of dating sites. My cousin set me up on a native american one and some Cree ex con messaged me.

Shallowed
05-08-2014, 09:15 AM
Lol.

Im friends with a girl who wont fuck me.
She says she doesnt fuck Morrissey fans because they're self-absorbed and whiny.

How cool is that?

woaho, wait til she finds out I like The Smiths.

killtrocity
05-08-2014, 09:23 AM
okcupid has a secret "menu" if you know what i mean.

No...?

So far I've met two women on there, and have plenty of conversations going, but once you express interest in actually meeting, they freak the fuck out. I understand there are tons of creepy weirdo perverts on that site, but what's the harm in meeting someone in a well-lit, well populated establishment in the middle of the day?

Trotskilicious
05-08-2014, 10:14 AM
Yeah this, most cintacts from there seem to just dick around at txting stage indefinitely. I met this one girl and we txt back and forth for two weeks so i started saying well lets meet up and etc...she kept making excuses but she would always contact me first. Shed just txt me about being lonely and not wantre to meet up, i just was real with her then she never contacted me again

Elphenor
05-08-2014, 10:22 AM
I guess when you think about it, online dating is just a massive bar with a search engine. I can dig that.

Aren't you afraid the pictures they're using are fake or taken with bullshit angles or that it's really a dude and that's why she/he keeps dodging you?

Elphenor
05-08-2014, 10:23 AM
woaho, wait til she finds out I like The Smiths.

I honestly am not sure what the joke here is. I keep reading it, bit I don't get it.

hnibos
05-08-2014, 10:30 AM
Why is there no pic of elphenor yet

duovamp
05-08-2014, 10:53 AM
If I'm a woman who doesn't want guy friends except for sex, does that mean I don't respect men? Do I need to be friends with a man or not want sex in order to respect them? And who says I have to respect men or any group? What if I respect individuals based on their individual actions?

I'm a grill btw.

bignothing
05-08-2014, 11:42 AM
I'm guilty of never replying even though I'm not pretty or anything. Although, the other day I replied/talked a bit to a guy cause he was wearing a kilt in his profile photo. Apparently I have a thing for Scots.

The exploding boy
05-08-2014, 01:18 PM
for idiots who want to filter their choices in men down based on lengthy questionnaires so they can find someone that likes exactly the same stuff and has the same opinions about everything

Isn't that what you should be looking for?

My gf (over 6 years now) hates everything and everyone too and is antisocial and is also hypochondriac (which I am) and has an anxiety/panic disorder similar to mine and we generally have very similar interests (except video games which she couldn't give less a shit about). We might commit mutual suicide someday soon but I can say I've never gotten along better with anyone.

MusicMan4
05-08-2014, 01:21 PM
All I get on OKC anymore are messages from other transwomen basically telling me to keep my head up
I appreciate the thought I guess but I could just be going to like trans sub reddits if I needed uplifting support

MusicMan4
05-08-2014, 01:23 PM
It's not like my profile even says anything negative that would indicate I need the uplifting

Elphenor
05-08-2014, 01:24 PM
If I'm a woman who doesn't want guy friends except for sex, does that mean I don't respect men? Do I need to be friends with a man or not want sex in order to respect them? And who says I have to respect men or any group? What if I respect individuals based on their individual actions?

I'm a grill btw.

No to all those except the last.

MusicMan4
05-08-2014, 01:25 PM
Oh there was one dude who messaged me asking to see my "tranny dick"
So I guess that's somewhat a success story if you just wanna fuck anything that walks like elephmor or whatever

Elphenor
05-08-2014, 01:29 PM
I don't want to fuck everything that walks. Like having sex with random online strangers doesn't even really appeal to me.

All I said is that I don't care about relationships or love but I do like Sex.
Or that's what I meant to say.

The exploding boy
05-08-2014, 01:37 PM
It'll be a lonely life down the line. though you're young so maybe at some point you'll get over all the sex.

I suppose if you TRULY don't need love then it doesn't really matter though.

Also the good thing about a relationship is that generally speaking, sex is readily available

hnibos
05-08-2014, 01:38 PM
So, where's that pic?

MusicMan4
05-08-2014, 01:40 PM
Tinwop

Elphenor
05-08-2014, 01:44 PM
Uploading dick pic as we speak

Elphenor
05-08-2014, 01:53 PM
Love is like a hardcore drug you should avoid.
Sex is like weed. Love is heroin.

Bread Regal
05-08-2014, 02:46 PM
I used to have one night stands all the time when i was 19-20. i confused/pissed off/hurt a lot of girls because of it.

i have no idea how I got them to talk to me, much less fuck me without protection. i'm guessing it's different when you start to approach 30.

yo soy el mejor
05-08-2014, 02:48 PM
those were some crazy times...

The exploding boy
05-08-2014, 03:29 PM
I always managed to turn what were likely supposed to be one night stands into relationships. I have the opposite problem, I can't just have sex. I've never had sex with anyone I didn't end up dating for at least 6 months. It's probably a problem though i'm mid 30s now so I kinda don't expect to have sex with anyone else other than my gf.

If we broke up i'd probably give up on both sex and relationships. What's the point nearing 40. I'd rather kill myself than to attempt dating at that age and I'm obviously terrible at casual sex. The girls mid 30's and up either have kids, are hoping to have some ASAP or are crazy and undateable because....well they're nearing 40 and unmarried/single and without kids. Much like me. As for anyone under 30, they wouldn't date a guy like me. Or for their sake anyway I hope they wouldn't

MusicMan4
05-08-2014, 03:41 PM
I'm constantly on the verge of making a "male" profile just because I did at times have success meeting people on this site back in the day but this sort of wouldn't be fair to anyone
I mean I knew how difficult this would be and it's worth it but I need to hold at least one damn hand before the end of the year

Trotskilicious
05-08-2014, 03:41 PM
Isn't that what you should be looking for?

I dont think having the exact same taste in pop culture is necessary at all. I think having the same approach is good but its not a dealbreaker if she thinks swans or shoegaze is crap.

It would be incompatible if she had exceptionally bad taste, and im talking about someone who watches ALL romcoms and NOTHING else. Talkin bout how good failure to launch is. I HAVE met a woman like this

MusicMan4
05-08-2014, 03:43 PM
I feel like there has to be some overlap
I would have good conversations with 70% matches but if it got to close to 50 holy shit it would be impossible

MusicMan4
05-08-2014, 03:45 PM
Ugh I've been talking too much about being trans on here today
I wanted to keep it to the bare minimum

Bread Regal
05-08-2014, 04:02 PM
If it's any consolation (i'm sure it's not) none of us mind.

you're allowed to share your experiences with us.

MusicMan4
05-08-2014, 04:13 PM
Hold my hand

yo soy el mejor
05-08-2014, 04:25 PM
<iframe width="960" height="720" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/xoW3bqnr7tw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Order 66
05-08-2014, 04:59 PM
i answered "no" to trans in the Q&A.. so i guess me and aeris can never be together. maybe obama will repeal the law right before he leaves office

The exploding boy
05-08-2014, 05:07 PM
I dont think having the exact same taste in pop culture is necessary at all. I think having the same approach is good but its not a dealbreaker if she thinks swans or shoegaze is crap.

It would be incompatible if she had exceptionally bad taste, and im talking about someone who watches ALL romcoms and NOTHING else. Talkin bout how good failure to launch is. I HAVE met a woman like this


This girl I dated for like 6 months, she watched French canadian shows that are the equivalent of like big brother. Well except worse really cause its more about finding a "mate". Anyway they're all extremely vapid people of course so naturally the only thing a sane human being can do watching these is to make some ironic comments about them and how fucking pathetic they are, and she got mad at me for "being so negative" (I mean I am negative but you HAVE to be about something like this). That's when I knew we were likely doomed. Looking back she's the worst person I've ever dated and that's saying a lot.

she thought she was very cultivated and once I don't know why Andy Warhol came up and she had no fucking idea who he was or what pop art was. I mean I don't give a shit about ether really but you're 27 you've been to college, you consider yourself "cultivated" and you have no vague fucking idea who Andy Warhol even is? fuck sake... I'd have felt different if she saw herself as a moron but she kinda looked down on me for not having been to college. Whaddabitch.

Yes, I feel better just having talked about it.

MusicMan4
05-08-2014, 05:12 PM
i answered "no" to trans in the Q&A.. so i guess me and aeris can never be together. maybe obama will repeal the law right before he leaves office

It's ok cause I'm not into dudes anyway

Order 66
05-08-2014, 05:19 PM
i think the Q&A is at least entertaining. i love reading the comparisons especially when there's lot of explanations (if there's never any "explanation" then that's sort of a red flag for me)

i can see how it could work well. like the date i have is at 68% but she's not anal enough to shun me for certain things she's vehemently against, like smoking. so i could see how our personalities could complement. i mean if you don't like me for some stupid answer i don't want to wast my time with you anyway

duovamp
05-08-2014, 05:22 PM
Similarity and compatibility aren't the same things, nor are they necessarily related. So is it built so you can basically describe yourself, and describe what you like? Or does it try to figure out what would be compatible with you?

Trotskilicious
05-08-2014, 05:42 PM
what i gathered is that she doesn't like anal enough to shun you

Trotskilicious
05-08-2014, 05:46 PM
Similarity and compatibility aren't the same things, nor are they necessarily related. So is it built so you can basically describe yourself, and describe what you like? Or does it try to figure out what would be compatible with you?

okc has a user generated q&a form that i think technically is infinite but they want you to answer 100+ questions for the "best matches"

duovamp
05-08-2014, 05:49 PM
Q1: Do you like anal?

duovamp
05-08-2014, 05:49 PM
As a male, I'm thus compatible with all ani.

duovamp
05-08-2014, 05:49 PM
And dongs.

Trotskilicious
05-08-2014, 05:51 PM
what about doge?

Starla
05-08-2014, 07:54 PM
play it safe and keep everyone in the friend zone

Elphenor
05-08-2014, 09:50 PM
That's what Im saying.

Don't complicate shit

Trotskilicious
05-08-2014, 09:53 PM
shut the fuck up junior

sppunk
05-08-2014, 10:00 PM
Just use Tinder.

Elphenor
05-08-2014, 10:03 PM
I might.

Elphenor
05-08-2014, 10:03 PM
Just watch me.

Starla
05-08-2014, 11:51 PM
I hate dating. it's boring, a waste of time, no one cares... there's nothing to talk about. First dates are uncomfortable, and it's always the same old thing. Can I buy you a drink? What band do you like? Do watch breaking bad? Are you vegetarian? Are you half Asian?

Elphenor
05-09-2014, 12:17 AM
I know. I just don't like this weird ass mating ritual we all follow.
Dating is stupid.

Elphenor
05-09-2014, 03:23 AM
So I got Tinder on my phone and it's actually pretty cool.

It connects to your Facebook and uses your interests to match you. So like all these 19 year old woman who like The Cure and SP came up.

Cool As Ice Cream
05-09-2014, 03:26 AM
are they also interested in sex with someone who doesn't want to get emotionally involved?

Cool As Ice Cream
05-09-2014, 03:29 AM
let me explain tinder to you

Cool As Ice Cream
05-09-2014, 03:29 AM
interests: keeping things simple

Cool As Ice Cream
05-09-2014, 03:30 AM
in-out-in-out-come-byebye-"i'll call you"(not!) - good thing you like the cure, otherwise this wouldn't have worked

Cool As Ice Cream
05-09-2014, 03:31 AM
- "dating is stupid. it's a weird ass mating ritual that dates from when people would go on dates."
- "omg. you're so intellectual!"
- "it's just chemicals in my brain, baby."

Cool As Ice Cream
05-09-2014, 03:32 AM
Uploading dick pic as we speak

still waiting...

Elphenor
05-09-2014, 03:36 AM
Lol.
I don't want to have sex with these girls I just want to talk to them about The Cure

Cool As Ice Cream
05-09-2014, 03:39 AM
let me explain tinder to you

Elphenor
05-09-2014, 03:42 AM
- "dating is stupid. it's a weird ass mating ritual that dates from when people would go on dates."
- "omg. you're so intellectual!"
- "it's just chemicals in my brain, baby."

Pretty much.

Lucky Day Spa
05-09-2014, 06:49 AM
skipping the thread because i'm going to arrogantly assume that nobody else had the Deep Insights only i could have about this. cough.

anyway i tried okcupid a few years back because it seemed to offer an obvious benefit: if it worked as advertised, it'd greatly improve the signal to noise ratio of 'dating', whatever that nebulously means.

in practise i found that it just traded implicit, obscured bullshit for explicit bullshit: okcupid users answered questions and filled out their profiles in such a way as to select for the people they wanted to meet, rather than to honestly portray themselves. the system could still be easily gamed and the true filter – meeting people and talking to them – remained necessary.

IN CONCLUSION humanity is screwed, technology is a post-paleolithic boondoggle and we're all doomed to dissatisfaction and chaos

duovamp
05-09-2014, 07:25 AM
With inane bullshit like that post coming out of your mouth, it's astonishing you'd be single.

Lucky Day Spa
05-09-2014, 07:27 AM
exactly. you're a smart fellow. no flies on you

Lucky Day Spa
05-09-2014, 07:31 AM
and good on you for refusing to kowtow to the arbitrary expectation that you explain your point of view, no, you just get in there, take a shit like a dog in a park and leave it there without further ado. we should get your account renamed 'wittgenstein 2' or something

duovamp
05-09-2014, 07:34 AM
Okay.

Lucky Day Spa
05-09-2014, 07:35 AM
that explains things. thanks

Lucky Day Spa
05-09-2014, 07:40 AM
With inane bullshit like that post coming out of your mouth, it's astonishing you'd be single.

with whatever you just said vaguely in mind, it's amazing how my assumptions line up to stroke my ego

Lucky Day Spa
05-09-2014, 07:42 AM
it's almost like my reflexive responses are optimising for something other than the tr— NO FUCK ALL Y'ALL

MusicMan4
05-09-2014, 04:29 PM
elephnot is definitely rottenugly role playing as a 20 year old lothario from san diego right

hnibos
05-09-2014, 05:36 PM
rottenugly scared me.

Order 66
05-09-2014, 05:37 PM
he aroused me

hnibos
05-09-2014, 05:38 PM
your rottenugly is my elphenor

Trotskilicious
05-09-2014, 06:14 PM
in practise i found that it just traded implicit, obscured bullshit for explicit bullshit: okcupid users answered questions and filled out their profiles in such a way as to select for the people they wanted to meet, rather than to honestly portray themselves. the system could still be easily gamed and the true filter meeting people and talking to them remained necessary.

good point. surprised i forgot this element, i'd change answers all the time because i was convinced being honest was ruining my chances

ultimately it's my face

Order 66
05-09-2014, 06:22 PM
i don't think many people give much of a dick about the answers unless it's its a real hot button thing like abortion or whatever

Trotskilicious
05-09-2014, 06:23 PM
or "do you ever feel like a woman owes you sex"

Order 66
05-09-2014, 06:25 PM
"what is bigger? the earth or the sun"

Bread Regal
05-09-2014, 06:32 PM
A surprising number people who otherwise seem alright answer yes to the "should flag burning be illegal" question.

Trotskilicious
05-09-2014, 06:33 PM
well if you don't like it, get out

Lucky Day Spa
05-09-2014, 06:33 PM
flag burning should be mandatory

Lucky Day Spa
05-09-2014, 06:33 PM
winter is coming

Lucky Day Spa
05-09-2014, 06:34 PM
you gonna sit around in the cold with those flags, or get a fire going?

MusicMan4
05-09-2014, 07:11 PM
i answered every question honestly because what's the point otherwise
i have so many fucking obvious issues that it would have just been stupid
like i know i lose several hundred points for living w/ my parents but i said that i do and made it mandatory that a potential match was ok w/ that and several other terrible questions (drugs, attempted suicide, mental illness, etc)
still had people willing to damn talk to me and even go out w/ me

maybe the key is being completely fucked up and finding other completely fucked up people who don't care about hiding it anymore

Elphenor
05-09-2014, 07:14 PM
Are there more men than women on there by far?

Trotskilicious
05-09-2014, 07:25 PM
still had people willing to damn talk to me and even go out w/ me

maybe the key is being completely fucked up and finding other completely fucked up people who don't care about hiding it anymore

maybe it's where i live?

Trotskilicious
05-09-2014, 07:25 PM
or my face

MusicMan4
05-09-2014, 07:27 PM
i live in piscataway new jersey and have a ridiculous face
that's not it

Trotskilicious
05-09-2014, 07:29 PM
no see that's what i mean

girls in austin texas have like...fantasies. 95% of the ones my age moved here to be cool and hip and "do stuff" or whatever and they want meet a hot guy in a band or he makes furniture or something

in jersey at least they are fucking grounded by virtue of settling for living in jersey

i have to move, like...soon. i want to go somewhere "lame"

Trotskilicious
05-09-2014, 07:30 PM
san antonio ok cupid was loaded with mexican girls that wanted babies

Elphenor
05-09-2014, 07:34 PM
Jeez that's depressing. You're selling yourself short man.

MusicMan4
05-09-2014, 07:34 PM
i mean most of the people i met were in nyc so that doesn't hold up
maybe people who move to nyc end up being way more beaten down than in austin

Order 66
05-09-2014, 07:37 PM
the h-town selection is pretty great. maybe not as abundant as i'd like (there's probably only about 20-30 "good" profiles i see on the reg, and then i'll only see a one or two new good ones every other day)

Trotskilicious
05-09-2014, 07:41 PM
i think houston tbh might have a good cross section of regular down-to-earth people and a big enough town to have some interesting folks too...

i just feel like austin is some kind of wasteland for people desperately seeking coolness

Trotskilicious
05-09-2014, 07:41 PM
maybe people who move to nyc end up being way more beaten down than in austin

guarantee it

you gotta struggle to be in NYC...austin it's like...<I>do you even have a job what the fuck</I>

Trotskilicious
05-09-2014, 07:43 PM
maybe i should try this shit again i mean it's not like i'm going to meet a girl at a bar

maybe at a show...but i don't really go out that much anymore

i'm going to miss SWANS i think :(

hnibos
05-09-2014, 08:27 PM
Lame, you say?

Orlando, Florida

Bread Regal
05-09-2014, 08:30 PM
that's actually not a bad suggestion. home of a burgeoning art movement and it's far enough down on the list of "BEST CITIES FOR 20-SOMETHINGS" that there aren't terribly many posers.

slunken
05-09-2014, 08:35 PM
can we merge this with the olive garden thread?

just throwing it out there i mean it makes perfect sense to me

slunken
05-09-2014, 08:35 PM
merge it in a way where all the posts mash-up according to times? is that possible?

slunken
05-09-2014, 08:36 PM
let's experiment

slunken
05-09-2014, 08:36 PM
guy party!!!

The exploding boy
05-09-2014, 08:44 PM
maybe i should try this shit again i mean it's not like i'm going to meet a girl at a bar

maybe at a show...but i don't really go out that much anymore

i'm going to miss SWANS i think :(


What the fuck is wrong with meeting girls online?

We all know i'd still be a virgin without the internet. And by we I mean at least you and me know that.

Instead I pretty much haven't been out of a relationship for longer than like 6 months in about thirteen years and that's all the internet (forums, facebook when I still used it, etc)

And while it's true I do look pretty good, my body hygiene is terribly lacking. Surely where I succeeded, a cleaner man would succeed even better.

So go forth and multiply. I mean procreate. I mean date.

slunken
05-09-2014, 08:46 PM
Instead I pretty much haven't been out of a relationship for longer than like 6 months

i find this unattractive in a potential mate

The exploding boy
05-09-2014, 09:03 PM
i find this unattractive in a potential mate

Well duh.

It usually means someone is desperate. to be honest though I never went to girls. they just happened. And that was partly what was bad sometimes. Cause i'd be like, hmm, ok sure, why not. but at least on two occasions I wasn't in love with them. Anyway at first I just saw it as making up for the lack of experience I had before. I mean I didn't go out with a girl until I was 22. So I played catch up for a few years. I'd say the experience was valuable. Now i've been in a steady relationship for 6 years in which I was able to make the experience count.

MusicMan4
05-09-2014, 09:05 PM
I never went to girls. they just happened.

<i></i>

The exploding boy
05-09-2014, 09:05 PM
i just feel like austin is some kind of wasteland for people desperately seeking coolness

In mtl, it's the exact same bullshit.

I befriended hipsters for like 5 years when I first moved here then was like fuck this shit. I'm not nerdy enough for nerds and i'm not seeking coolness enough for hipsters. It's pretty much the same as in high school. Ridiculous. I just want to meet people who don't fall into any subculture. Just people you know. With decent taste and intelligence. I feel if you identify yourself with any subculture you lack the intelligence to value individuality. Its a dirty word now. hipsters of course are the worst because while claiming that they are individuals, they end up all the the same.

The exploding boy
05-09-2014, 09:07 PM
<i></i>

Well what the fuck can I say. It's like that. I did mention I was unbelieveably good looking. and honestly the bad hygiene acts as pheromones.

Ok so they can't smell that from the interwebs. but read my posts and tell me with a straight face i'm not a modern poet.

Yeah you can't. So there you go.

Trotskilicious
05-09-2014, 09:07 PM
margin

Trotskilicious
05-09-2014, 09:07 PM
far enough down on the list of "BEST CITIES FOR 20-SOMETHINGS" that there aren't terribly many posers.

yeah that's the kind of thing i'm looking for but i'd prefer to live somewhere that isn't humid and hot you feel me

i was thinking Milwaukee

MusicMan4
05-09-2014, 09:08 PM
I never went to girls. they just happened.

<i></i>

MusicMan4
05-09-2014, 09:09 PM
<img src="http://i1155.photobucket.com/albums/p550/thepartyking69/theexplodingboy_zpsb18b1a48.jpg">

pictured: the exploding boy summons females using only his aura

The exploding boy
05-09-2014, 09:10 PM
amazing. I don't even myself still have that picture. What is that like 2001 I think.

wow that was bad hair, both chin and head. I still look the same.

cough:40poundsheavier::cough::

The exploding boy
05-09-2014, 09:13 PM
Hey does anyone have Chicago pictures? I'd pay good money to have those again. I lost them in like 2002...

by good money I mean nothing at all.

Actually fuck this I don't need to remember that life.

Trotskilicious
05-09-2014, 09:23 PM
seriously ain't nobody wanna see that shit, not a one of us

MusicMan4
05-09-2014, 09:25 PM
unfortunately only this

<img src="http://i1155.photobucket.com/albums/p550/thepartyking69/rhino_zps8250b090.jpg">

MusicMan4
05-09-2014, 09:28 PM
actually wait that doesn't even count according to the date
damn

The exploding boy
05-09-2014, 09:29 PM
I was there but off frame.

MusicMan4
05-09-2014, 09:29 PM
the death of geocities and my failure to mine netphorian's geocities pages when it was announced was a huge blunder on my part

The exploding boy
05-09-2014, 09:30 PM
wait youre right. Guess he went back. anyway I remember going to Wrigley field with him and the rest. On the proper date.

The exploding boy
05-09-2014, 09:30 PM
the death of geocities and my failure to mine netphorian's geocities pages when it was announced was a huge blunder on my part

It's your greatest failure in your internet sojourn.

MusicMan4
05-09-2014, 09:31 PM
maybe the sign is promoting a future date or something

MusicMan4
05-09-2014, 09:31 PM
excuse me, the "sine"

Trotskilicious
05-09-2014, 09:32 PM
actually wait that doesn't even count according to the date
damn

that's not the date of the picture dude, that's the date of the upcoming event

i'm not sure why that was so important to me, and i dunno what happened to that sweatshirt...it was actually pretty good.

now i got this goin on

<img src="https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10759_10152275060183706_167843698_n.jpg">

THERE YOU GO TEB YOU HAPPY NOW

slunken
05-09-2014, 09:33 PM
unfortunately only this

<img src="http://i1155.photobucket.com/albums/p550/thepartyking69/rhino_zps8250b090.jpg">

hold on a second - this is trots?

MusicMan4
05-09-2014, 09:34 PM
going through the photo album and like maybe 3 of these are actually flattering pictures
i think literally everyone here has improved with age of those who i have seen more recent pix of
even myself

Trotskilicious
05-09-2014, 09:35 PM
hold on a second - this is trots?

yeah i was something like 20 there

slunken
05-09-2014, 09:35 PM
i've seen that picture before i would have had no idea

Order 66
05-09-2014, 09:36 PM
#wrigleythumbsup

slunken
05-09-2014, 09:37 PM
honestly i always thought it was a joke picture for the wrigley field pics

MusicMan4
05-09-2014, 09:37 PM
<img src="http://i1155.photobucket.com/albums/p550/thepartyking69/sadtragicblues_zps2f014a19.jpg">

Order 66
05-09-2014, 09:39 PM
daaamn.. i've changed

Trotskilicious
05-09-2014, 09:39 PM
honestly i always thought it was a joke picture for the wrigley field pics

that's the original and why it memed was because fall down blue would post it to humiliate me because it worked with affectation (penis smile)

and it enraged me

but there's no way to kill me

MusicMan4
05-09-2014, 09:40 PM
<img src="http://i1155.photobucket.com/albums/p550/thepartyking69/vincent_zps1209bb37.jpg">

pavementtune
05-09-2014, 09:41 PM
already failed at recognizing trots, so who is porn mustache?

Trotskilicious
05-09-2014, 09:42 PM
this guy named sad tragic blues

everyone hated the shit out of him.

Trotskilicious
05-09-2014, 09:43 PM
<img src="http://i1155.photobucket.com/albums/p550/thepartyking69/vincent_zps1209bb37.jpg">

vincent right? he's still on my FB for some reason

MusicMan4
05-09-2014, 09:43 PM
already failed at recognizing trots, so who is porn mustache?

rightclick view image
sadtragicblues
i think he had like a diaper fetish or something but who knows if that was just trolling and if that's really him
i was around since 99 but didn't start power posting until 2001

MusicMan4
05-09-2014, 09:44 PM
<img src="http://i1155.photobucket.com/albums/p550/thepartyking69/hioyoyrfra_zpsfe198655.jpg">

for fairness' sake, you know
even though i want every picture of me off the internet
it's only fair

MusicMan4
05-09-2014, 09:46 PM
<img src="http://i1155.photobucket.com/albums/p550/thepartyking69/drownstar_zpsdc75c58d.jpg">

MusicMan4
05-09-2014, 09:46 PM
i do not know if omega concern would ever risk revealing himself

slunken
05-09-2014, 09:47 PM
i can smell that picture

Trotskilicious
05-09-2014, 10:02 PM
syrial carpens is still lurking

MusicMan4
05-09-2014, 10:03 PM
i can never actually remember anything about this guy but you could make a strong argument that this is the board's greatest reveal

<img src="http://i1155.photobucket.com/albums/p550/thepartyking69/lonelytowers_zpscab13164.jpg">

Trotskilicious
05-09-2014, 10:19 PM
who is that

if you're talking about reveals: grizzly and/or suze

null123
05-09-2014, 10:23 PM
<img src="http://i1155.photobucket.com/albums/p550/thepartyking69/drownstar_zpsdc75c58d.jpg">

this picture stresses me out

MusicMan4
05-09-2014, 10:24 PM
who is that

if you're talking about reveals: grizzly and/or suze

he was just some guy who posted here
but his image has just stuck with me forever

reprise85
05-09-2014, 10:27 PM
this picture stresses me out

for real.