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Bread Regal
04-15-2014, 11:52 AM
www.returnofkings.com

sppunk
04-15-2014, 11:57 AM
Women are sluts if they sleep around, but men are not. This fact is due to the biological differences between men and women.

Bread Regal
04-15-2014, 12:00 PM
some choice headlines:

8 Reasons To Date A Former Fat Girl

The Price I Paid for Helping a Single Mom’s Child

Women Can’t Handle Rejection

5 Signs You’re Not The Only One She’s Sleeping With

(and a few lines down...)

How To Date Several Girls At The Same Time

Stop Being Such A Fucking Faggot

The Myth Of Female Agency

Bread Regal
04-15-2014, 12:04 PM
How To Have A Home Dinner Date That Ends In Sex

How To Improve Your Game And Life With Meditation

10 Reasons We Need Mandatory Classes In Stripping And Prostitution For All Girls

How Homosexual Athletes Are Ruining Sports

Bread Regal
04-15-2014, 12:04 PM
men are terrifying

Bread Regal
04-15-2014, 12:06 PM
have known about this site for a while but I have refused to go until now. I can't stop looking. I'm fixated on it like a cat is on water going down the toilet. Except instead of water it's humanity.

duovamp
04-15-2014, 12:10 PM
Real truth. The study proving patriarchy as an optimal functioning system is pretty hard to argue against.

yo soy el mejor
04-15-2014, 12:20 PM
:hanging:

Bread Regal
04-15-2014, 12:35 PM
i mean it's obvious that these people are in the minority but they dont live in a vacuum either.

terrifying.

Order 66
04-15-2014, 12:42 PM
i duunoo..how old is this site. seems like one of those viral marketing prank things

sppunk
04-15-2014, 12:48 PM
Sept. 23, 2013

toase
04-15-2014, 12:54 PM
OMG http://www.returnofkings.com/33266/a-brazilian-man-talks-about-game-social-media-and-how-his-country-is-changing

THEY ARE EVERYWHERE

Mooney
04-15-2014, 02:32 PM
1 Timothy 2:12 I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be silent.

Shallowed
04-15-2014, 04:00 PM
The first non-white supremacist defence of the Nazis ever

can't make this shit up

Starla
04-15-2014, 04:31 PM
banana's favorite site

JokeyLoki
04-15-2014, 04:37 PM
Looks like something TOC might be into.

http://www.returnofkings.com/31761/10-reasons-you-should-become-a-survivalist

Starla
04-15-2014, 04:44 PM
surviving any apocalypse is all about the clothes ^

yo soy el mejor
04-15-2014, 04:57 PM
"There is a significant minority of sensible American women who don’t want to live the dramas that are advertised on reality TV and the Internet and who reject mindless consumerism… and I’m not just talking about hippie chicks who don’t shave body hair."

:hanging:

Order 66
04-15-2014, 06:23 PM
their article about filipina women is spot on tho

killtrocity
04-15-2014, 07:07 PM
Why You Should Start Smoking

Stop Being A Pussy

http://www.dailymaverick.co.za/images/legacy_resized_images/2010-11-03-tarlytons-301-600-301.jpg

This HAS to be fake.

Eulogy
04-15-2014, 07:29 PM
sigh

Sonic Johnny
04-15-2014, 08:09 PM
It's like Banana crossed with Catherine Wheel.

duovamp
04-16-2014, 10:50 AM
http://www.thenewsnerd.com/music/taylor-swift-afraid-of-black-men/

Skradgee
04-16-2014, 04:54 PM
Why You Should Start Smoking

Stop Being A Pussy

http://www.dailymaverick.co.za/images/legacy_resized_images/2010-11-03-tarlytons-301-600-301.jpg

This HAS to be fake.

I like money.

Bread Regal
04-16-2014, 09:59 PM
http://i.imgur.com/X4u1F5I.png

duovamp
04-16-2014, 10:47 PM
Feminists think numbers are just patriarchal oppression devices men invented so those statistics won't mean shit to women.

duovamp
04-16-2014, 10:50 PM
http://i.imgur.com/pQ3kDLB.jpg?1

Trotskilicious
04-16-2014, 11:05 PM
lol @ the gender studies part of that class

there are thousands of male gender studies classes, i mean seriously it's like people complaining about BET "there's no White Entertainment Television!" yes there is it's EVERY SINGLE OTHER CHANNEL

Bread Regal
04-16-2014, 11:34 PM
http://www.stormfront.org/forum/images/headers/WhiteHistoryWrightBros.jpg

Trotskilicious
04-16-2014, 11:41 PM
what the fuck is 75% (charitably) of history other than male gender studies

Eulogy
04-17-2014, 12:16 AM
lol @ the gender studies part of that class

there are thousands of male gender studies classes, i mean seriously it's like people complaining about BET "there's no White Entertainment Television!" yes there is it's EVERY SINGLE OTHER CHANNEL

it really is stunning that so many people still don't understand this

i remember asking a question about why there wasn't a WET when i was like 8 and i am still so incredibly ashamed of that moment.

AND I WAS 8.

or 10 or 12 or something but i was definitely very young.

Bread Regal
04-17-2014, 01:10 AM
it's the same thing that allows conservative radio hosts to gain such popularity. They oversimplify complex issues and then make an appeal to their base's 3rd grade logic ("They want to tax some people more than others. now does that sound FAIR to you?"), and stop there.

They get to call each nigger but I can't call them nigger. Does that sound fair to you?
Women initiate a majority of divorces. Does that sound fair to you?
Public schools won't endorse Christianity. Does that sound fair to you?
47% of Americans don't pay income tax. Does that sound fair to you?
The first lady wants to take over your life and make schools serve non-ketchup vegetables in their cafeteria. Does that sound fair to you?

Could go on for almost ever.

duovamp
04-17-2014, 08:10 AM
Last thing I want is Michelle Obama raising my kids. Her kids are thugs.

JokeyLoki
04-17-2014, 09:36 AM
I like how "historical" combat deaths doesn't in<hah>clude any "history" from the last decade.

duovamp
04-17-2014, 09:41 AM
Even still, it wouldn't come close to touching that percentage tbh. We're talking 6,000 years of wars (which were most likely started by women).

JokeyLoki
04-17-2014, 10:30 AM
Evil vagina wars

toase
04-17-2014, 04:02 PM
http://g0ys.org/

internet, staaahp

hnibos
04-17-2014, 06:16 PM
Well, you'd have to be crazy to not be attracted to men.

toase
04-17-2014, 07:30 PM
yes, there is a couple of straight guys openly mentioning their attraction to James Iha here http://www.last.fm/music/James+Iha

yo soy el mejor
04-17-2014, 07:33 PM
Well, you'd have to be crazy to not be attracted to men.

:crazy:

Trotskilicious
04-17-2014, 08:14 PM
Could go on for almost ever.

how about the "death tax"

Eulogy
04-17-2014, 08:15 PM
http://g0ys.org/

internet, staaahp

that is seriously the beginning of a (maybe kinda hot?) gay porn

reprise85
04-17-2014, 11:38 PM
got lost in reading that site.

woo boy don't even know where to start

MusicMan4
04-18-2014, 08:55 PM
return of kings i'm pretty sure is not a joke site at all

the guy who runs it writes e-books that are guides on how to date rape women in various parts of the world

MusicMan4
04-18-2014, 08:55 PM
i mean technically it is just advice on "banging" as the series is "bang (location)" but come on

you know what i'm saying

Cool As Ice Cream
06-11-2014, 04:42 AM
www.returnofkings.com

bump!

holy fucking shit, indeed.

vixnix
06-11-2014, 07:22 AM
I have spent the last two hours reading stuff at that site in the hopes I might glean something from it.

Instead I just feel empty and yet, simultaneously...full of regret.

bignothing
06-11-2014, 09:58 AM
I've been lurking their message board for a while now. As a girl I find it really disturbing and I hope most men are better than that. I mean, I can't imagine people with that mindset having any kind of happiness or peace of mind? I don't know. Netphoria feels like a warm fuzzy place now.

Cool As Ice Cream
06-11-2014, 10:01 AM
they have a forum? omg! must check it out.

Bread Regal
06-11-2014, 10:32 AM
http://www.reddit.com/r/RedPillWomen/

scottytheoneand
06-11-2014, 02:39 PM
I'm guessing that site is where Banana disappeared to.

Cool As Ice Cream
06-11-2014, 02:58 PM
yeah i also got a banana vibe when i was reading that kings site

scottytheoneand
06-11-2014, 05:04 PM
if you go back and read some classic banana threads and posts and then click onto that site it really puts that fucker into perspective in a sick way

I have no doubt at all that C Wilson is hanging out there too.