View Full Version : you don't love waking up


D.
04-11-2014, 09:49 AM
Admit it, nose-pickers.

duovamp
04-11-2014, 10:04 AM
I WISH I WERE DEAD

Skradgee
04-12-2014, 03:17 PM
I've never owned a bed as comfortable as the one I own now. It's a terrible affliction.

reprise85
04-12-2014, 04:20 PM
I WISH I WERE DEAD

I WISH YOU WERE DEAD TOO

slunken
04-12-2014, 04:57 PM
I have alarms set for 5, 530, and 6 D:

yo soy el mejor
04-12-2014, 06:24 PM
sometimes i can pop outta bed in the best of moods laughin' and crackin' jokes at 6am. other days my eyelids feel like they weigh 10 pounds.

yo soy el mejor
04-16-2014, 05:15 AM
what sounded like ice falling outside woke me up in the middle of a cool dream. i laid there for about 10 minutes before i made the mistake of looking at the clock - 2:something.

i tried everything until the clock said 4:something. i realized i was wide awake and here i am. :angry:

MyOneAndOnly
04-16-2014, 08:41 AM
woke up today vomiting. Tramadol is making me sick

Cool As Ice Cream
04-16-2014, 09:04 AM
good.

Skradgee
04-16-2014, 10:07 AM
I have alarms set for 5, 530, and 6 D:

7:04
7:08
7:12
7:17
7:20
7:25
7:39

those on my phone, along with a timer on my stereo for the radio at 6:59

Skradgee
04-16-2014, 10:51 AM
sometimes i can pop outta bed in the best of moods laughin' and crackin' jokes at 6am. other days my eyelids feel like they weigh 10 pounds.

That sounds like timing with the whole 90 minute natural sleep cycle thing. I downloaded an alarm clock app that's supposed to help wake you up at an ideal time within a half-hour window, and it tracks the quality of your sleep. It seems to work OK...I at least take more of an interest in sleep.

duovamp
04-16-2014, 10:52 AM
I WISH YOU WERE DEAD TOO

GOOD.

Trotskilicious
04-16-2014, 11:50 AM
i wake up most terribly

Catherine Wheel
04-16-2014, 03:07 PM
I wake up drooling most of the time. That's how you can tell you've had some good-ass sleep. When you wake up drooling.

The exploding boy
04-17-2014, 12:34 AM
I just woke up.


What year is this?

D.
04-17-2014, 12:41 AM
Pretty stoked the exploding boy came back in my thread. :o

SuckSuckStyle
04-17-2014, 02:51 AM
i'm starting a new booger collection

mxzombie
04-17-2014, 07:32 AM
7:04
7:08
7:12
7:17
7:20
7:25
7:39

those on my phone, along with a timer on my stereo for the radio at 6:59

this sounds really unpleasant. is there some kind of wake-up philosophy behind it?

The exploding boy
04-17-2014, 08:24 AM
Pretty stoked the exploding boy came back in my thread. :o


I'm sorry if i used to know you. I don't think this name was around back"in the days".

I was just surprised that this forum still existed so i figured, why not try to log in? I think it's been like 8 years since i last dropped by and about 13 since i more or less left.. This post count is wrong. I was sadly first to break 20 000, in another (lack of) life.

Who's left anyway? And more importantly, do i really want to know?

Order 66
04-17-2014, 08:33 AM
hey man remember me

yo soy el mejor
04-17-2014, 08:45 AM
And more importantly, do i really want to know?
what's your heart say?

Skradgee
04-17-2014, 10:54 AM
this sounds really unpleasant. is there some kind of wake-up philosophy behind it?

No philosophy...it's more of a snooze strategy.

The exploding boy
04-17-2014, 11:20 AM
hey man remember me

Hmm....sure, sure man. I...I remember you. you were the guy that... yeah that guy. Right?


what's your heart say?


Look, i'm in my mid 30s, my heart died a long time ago. It used to talk but then I smothered it under the weight of disappointment. It's shut up ever since.

Order 66
04-17-2014, 11:33 AM
damn your old

The exploding boy
04-17-2014, 11:35 AM
Were you really around under another name back when I was? Your profile says joined 2005. Last time I dropped by was 2006.... but that was probably for like, ten posts...


I saw a recent mayfuck post. I remember him.

D.
04-17-2014, 12:00 PM
I'm sorry if i used to know you. I don't think this name was around back"in the days".

I was just surprised that this forum still existed so i figured, why not try to log in? I think it's been like 8 years since i last dropped by and about 13 since i more or less left.. This post count is wrong. I was sadly first to break 20 000, in another (lack of) life.

Who's left anyway? And more importantly, do i really want to know?
Red Wine Cage :cool:

Didn't post anything noteworthy until the goth bartender story in '04.:beatup:

The exploding boy
04-17-2014, 01:59 PM
eh. I spent years never posting anything noteworthy. That's pretty much all I did in fact. Actually looking back I guess I was barely here two or maybe three years. Damn. Felt a lot longer.

I can't say the name is familiar anyway. Well maybe vaguely.

D.
04-17-2014, 02:27 PM
Netphoria years are like reverse dog years

MusicMan4
04-18-2014, 09:04 PM
<img src="http://batti.20m.com/cgi-bin/framed/1610/theexplodingboy.jpg">

D.
04-18-2014, 10:05 PM
<img src="http://batti.20m.com/cgi-bin/framed/1610/theexplodingboy.jpg">

what is this amateur hour????????

MusicMan4
04-18-2014, 10:08 PM
what does that mean

D.
04-18-2014, 10:09 PM
the pic doesn't workk!

MusicMan4
04-18-2014, 10:15 PM
Oh how am I supposed to know that it's in my damn cache

MusicMan4
04-19-2014, 12:05 AM
Hi the exploding buoy it's me shandi

MusicMan4
04-19-2014, 12:05 AM
Why is name red?

The exploding boy
04-19-2014, 01:13 AM
Oh i see what you've done there.


Pretty clever.


No wait, it isnt.

MusicMan4
04-19-2014, 01:16 AM
Hey this is fear factory good to have you back

The exploding boy
04-19-2014, 01:37 AM
If i can express how i feel through a pop culture allegory (cause im a poet), I feel like an old hermit on a desert planet and some young blonde slightly gay looking farmer just shown up with his gay robot asking me about obi wan kenobi.

In short, now there's names i haven't heard in a long time.

I remember Fear Factory though. He put lyrics to some bad music i made once but I didn't remember his name until you mentioned it. Pretty sure he dated another forum member too.

MusicMan4
04-19-2014, 01:39 AM
That's me, I'm fear factory brad from the band death by pencil
Used to date dusty

MusicMan4
04-19-2014, 01:41 AM
Hey man it's me Graveflower I'm a fat white girl from New Jersey who wants to die

MusicMan4
04-19-2014, 01:42 AM
Also used to go by Helena handbasket

MusicMan4
04-19-2014, 01:43 AM
Hey brother can't believe your back it's me bonso<I></I>r

The exploding boy
04-19-2014, 01:49 AM
Wait wait..was ****** the australian? Cause for some reason i was thinking about that autralian guy that used to be on here a few days back and i couldnt remember his name.

Tasha wasnt Graveflower? Also not from new jersey.

Its too bad the archives dont go that far back. And by too bad i mean good because then i'd reread this shit and would surely kill myself.

Yeah, now you wish these archives existed too.

edit: why is ****** censored? He must have done something bad for his name to become censored.

MusicMan4
04-19-2014, 01:50 AM
No the Aussie was cactuar

MusicMan4
04-19-2014, 01:50 AM
Uh wait I mean hey exploding boy it's me cactuar the wacky Aussie who goofs on Canada

MusicMan4
04-19-2014, 01:51 AM
No I'm graveflower and those posts were separate thoughts I wasn't calling Helena hand basket fat

MusicMan4
04-19-2014, 01:51 AM
or white

The exploding boy
04-19-2014, 01:55 AM
Oh yeah cactuar. I don't remember who ****** was then. Wait wait...did he have like long hair and played bass?

Hey maybe you can tell me about Mr. whatever. You know his name was mr something. He liked the cure and the smiths a lot but hsi favorite band was the cult. What was that guy's name again.

And what about the guy with glasses that liked big boobs...no nevermind, i remember, Mr Rhinoceros. Not the same guy as the other mr i mean though. I met both in Chicago. Rhinoceros hated me (quite reasonable feeling to have towards me with hindsight) but then when we met he was all cool about it. Probably hypocrisy.

Trotskilicious
04-19-2014, 02:00 AM
young blonde slightly gay looking farmer just shown up with his gay robot asking me about obi wan kenobi.

obviously c3po is a gaybot but how does luke look "slightly gay"

Mayfuck
04-19-2014, 02:03 AM
u missed Ammy the other day

The exploding boy
04-19-2014, 02:03 AM
obviously c3po is a gaybot but how does luke look "slightly gay"

I don't know man. Its...its the hair or something.

Look im prejudiced about blonde hair ok? fine you got me. I find it a bit gay, especially at that length. Nothing wrong with that. I just mean... you know. I look at a guy with blonde hair and i think i wonder if he'd want to come over and lie on my couch a while while i lie on top of him for no good reason.


That's all i was saying. I'm gay for blonde hair guys


Wait.... that wasn't what i was saying...

Trotskilicious
04-19-2014, 02:07 AM
are you gay now

The exploding boy
04-19-2014, 02:07 AM
u missed Ammy the other day

Hey mayfuck. I'd seen one of your post around. I figured if there was someone still on this forum it would be you (I don't mean anything bad by that). Still uh.... alive? And stuff.

And did i? Uh. I haven't talked to her in about ten years i'd think. I didnt think there would even be more than 3 or 4 people from those days still around.


Actually i didnt think netphoria was still around until a google search for something unrelated to it or SP turned it up about 3 weeks back. Which is why im even here now.

Trotskilicious
04-19-2014, 02:07 AM
is human replica droid still pretending to be somebody on Second Life

The exploding boy
04-19-2014, 02:08 AM
are you gay now

What do you mean by now?

Trotskilicious
04-19-2014, 02:09 AM
nah good point

The exploding boy
04-19-2014, 02:09 AM
is human replica droid still pretending to be somebody on Second Life

I wouldn't know.

About 6 years back is when i last communicated with her.

Trotskilicious
04-19-2014, 02:11 AM
i bet she's on SWTOR with a new online husband

Trotskilicious
04-19-2014, 02:12 AM
i bet she collects signatures for petitions to add droids as playable race on SWTOR

Shawn Osmond
04-19-2014, 09:49 AM
I wouldn't know.

About 6 years back is when i last communicated with her.

Cool, I remember when you made a special trip to Ohio to see the ladies.

Not too many people left here that go back to 2000, and even fewer that go back pre-Netphoria other than myself, Mayfuck, and maybe pale_princess.

Eulogy
04-19-2014, 11:51 AM
holy fuck i have been posting here regularly for 13 years

The exploding boy
04-19-2014, 11:54 AM
I thought for sure id joined in 1999 but it was February 2000. It's weird it seemed I had been here forever when I went to Chicago. It hadn't even been a year. I'm not sure why time has to start going faster the older you get. Seems like you'd want it to be the opposite.

With hindsight I understand why so many people didn't like me then. I also don't understand why some did. If I met 2000 me i'd slap that guy behind the head hard and several times too.