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reprise85
03-19-2014, 09:34 PM
what gibberish have you been calling them lately?

my kitty is chunky monkey. and honey bunches of oats. and happy

mxzombie
03-19-2014, 09:38 PM
elsa:
li'l punk
chango
monkey

leon:
big boy

they are both cats

TuralyonW3
03-19-2014, 09:42 PM
His name is Barley

We call him:

Barley-kun (Japanese)
Pucharoon
Fur guy
Sir Fir
Little lord fur
Poochfag
Stupid motherfucker
Stupid fucking asshole

bignothing
03-19-2014, 10:36 PM
My sisters and I call our dog "monster" all the time. She's a sweetheart, it's in a loving way.

She also just had puppies, I'm still livid about my family's decision but what can I do if I'm not home? I was going to post pictures but then there was the post about the missing dog and I thought it'd be insensitive :(

slunken
03-19-2014, 10:55 PM
Stinky
Slimeball
Butthead

Bread Regal
03-19-2014, 11:01 PM
slinky:
slink
wink
winkums
slinkums
schwinky

chalupa:
chu
lupa
choopa

ulysses:
buddy
boy
dude

slunken
03-19-2014, 11:02 PM
Slingeroguitaro to thread (too soon?)

reprise85
03-19-2014, 11:47 PM
Stinky
Slimeball
Butthead

ah yes, stinky

slunken
03-20-2014, 12:31 AM
Also I forgot "the smell captain" that's one of her former titles

slunken
03-20-2014, 12:33 AM
As she is in charge of smelling things, it seems

Starla
03-20-2014, 12:59 AM
My cat's name is Mittens. But we also call her Mitty, Miss B, Itty. She's the queen bitch and rules the house.

Starla
03-20-2014, 01:00 AM
I like little lord fur and chalupa.

Starla
03-20-2014, 01:01 AM
what gibberish have you been calling them lately?

my kitty is chunky monkey. and honey bunches of oats. and happy

How has she been lately?

Order 66
03-20-2014, 01:03 AM
my dad had alot of names for our pets. our last cat was little monkey. and the dog was "my little man"

all those animals are dead now

Lucky Day Spa
03-20-2014, 01:07 AM
and that's why you don't give pets nicknames QED

Shallowed
03-20-2014, 01:22 AM
Our cat Roger gets called Roger Dodger or Rogery Dodgery or Rogery Dodge

yo soy el mejor
03-20-2014, 08:03 AM
elsa:
chango
mono
little monkey
fucking bitch

leon:
le-le
buddy
leona

Cool As Ice Cream
03-20-2014, 08:08 AM
cat

yo soy el mejor
03-20-2014, 08:09 AM
kit-kat

Cool As Ice Cream
03-20-2014, 08:29 AM
katte
poes

Cool As Ice Cream
03-20-2014, 08:29 AM
those aren't really names

duovamp
03-20-2014, 08:44 AM
His real name is Décor.

Chubby kitty
Chubs
Buddy
Corn/Corm/Corms
Bitey

duovamp
03-20-2014, 08:44 AM
And yes, that name came from Trots.

reprise85
03-20-2014, 08:54 AM
How has she been lately?

good. i changed her diet and he digestion seems better. her poop was reeeeally stinky before and she had really soft poop. her eyes are doing really well.

she is overdue for a vet visit, needs shots. i think i'll be able to swing it next month.

sppunk
03-20-2014, 09:20 AM
Pixel is often referred to as:

Furmonster
Kittenface

scottytheoneand
03-20-2014, 09:38 AM
Naomi, Ben and Jeannie

Otherwise referred to as Nomers, Bubba and Lil Boo

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/1525001_10152179606856095_1146521749_n.jpg

Trotskilicious
03-20-2014, 10:19 AM
i swear i did this already a few times

fatty colossus
colossus maximus
biggus fattus
fatty binoculars
Chauncey Birrups
Chunky Biscuits
Chunky Bizquick
Chonkyfire
Chunk Master Flex
Fatty McAss

etc

pale_princess
03-20-2014, 04:06 PM
lulu gets called:
little l
lu
miss lu
'tude lu
shit lu
miffy
slinkypie

zack gets called:
big z
zacky
big guy
furry purry guy
couch gargoyle
and of course... zacky bukakke :cool:

and if i refer to the both of them it's usually just zackylu.

Trotskilicious
03-20-2014, 05:02 PM
forgot about fatty bananas and the colossapottamus

also before he got arthritis he was the Black Bolt or fatty cannonball

reprise85
03-20-2014, 05:57 PM
expanded list for my cat layla:

lele
chunky monkey
skinny mini
honey bunches/honey bunches of oats
happy
smarty pants
kitty-loo
stinky

slunken
03-20-2014, 09:33 PM
furries lurking & masturbating itt

28if
03-20-2014, 09:34 PM
i call my girlfriend booberschuber. she digs it. i call the dog "the squaw."

killtrocity
03-20-2014, 09:59 PM
I was gonna post in here but nvm after that

killtrocity
03-20-2014, 10:00 PM
pee pee funkleberry

slunken
04-25-2014, 10:22 PM
puddles

http://cdn.comicartfans.com/Images/Category_3563/subcat_86693/GregEvansDaily.jpg

reprise85
04-25-2014, 10:37 PM
i've been calling her poo lately. or poo princess.

Raskolnikov
04-28-2014, 01:58 PM
Phenom thread concept. Zero shame zone. Love it.

This is Tangerine, who is a dude:

http://i57.tinypic.com/n54o6f.jpg

Lately, he's been one of the following:

DEM KINGS
THE ORANGE ONE
KING OF ALL THE CATS
DA GOOD BOY
GOODEST OF THE GOOD BOYS

Or, if you're my wife, and he even remotely tries to wake up our newborn - it's a full name of Shut Up Moron.

redbreegull
04-28-2014, 02:59 PM
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q250/redbreegull/image002_zps93d8257b.jpg

his name is Tango. He also goes by

Tango Mango
Tangaroo
sir
the kid
the dog
the wah wah (as in chihuahua)
the chihuahua (pronounced phonetically like chee-ah-hoo-ah-hoo-ah)
the chihuawallaby (this is a takeoff of Tangaroo)
the puppy cat (dubbed so by my girlfriend for his unfriendly, cat-like tendencies)
the king
and lots more that I can't remember right now

slunken
04-28-2014, 06:41 PM
anybody have theme or dedication songs for your animals?

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Raskolnikov
04-29-2014, 03:17 PM
anybody have theme or dedication songs for your animals?

Once we realized that Tangerine was ours, and that we had whimsically given a dude cat a pretty girly name, I tried to help him feel a little more cool with it by associating it with the Zeppelin song, but really, it's not their most heavy song, so it didn't help... but I still try when people ask.

"His name is Tangerine... you know, like the Led Zeppelin song!" It never works.

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The exploding boy
04-29-2014, 03:34 PM
I have two. Jumby (for no particular reason named after that ridiculous bad horror film called The Unborn in which "jumby wants to be born now") and Dexy (she used to want to run around and wake me up in th emiddle of the night, so she was a midnight runner...dexy's midnight runners)


Since french is my first language some of the nicknames are French.

Dexy:

La poupoule (sometimes shortened to la poup... poule is a hen/chicken, came about cause she talked so much it sounded like a chicken)
Le Poulpe (that's actually an octopus. that came from poup but shes a grabber, she likes to get her paws on everything so that works too AND shes super clever as octopi are)
Dexyface
Foxbat
Mynock (chewing on the power cables...I don't know how much money she's cost me with that habit, id put it around 200)

Jumby

Jumb de dumb or dumb de dumb (originally the but frenchizised it do de so it sounds like it could be his last name)
le pou (French for flea, it works on different levels, for one he brought fleas with him when I got him, it also sounds like poo and he has a bad habit of shitting outside the box and it also thematically works with poule, so my male cat is le pou the girl is la poule)
l'humoriste (means the comedian)


Heres some pics just cause, Jumb is the ginger, dexy is the calico:


(Jumb was not all grown up there, he's just about a year old now, Dexy is 4)
http://s25.postimg.org/9djbvr7jj/Dscf2709.jpg

Lying on my jacket cause it smells ba..I mean good
http://s25.postimg.org/ivj2vst7z/Dscf2712.jpg

http://s25.postimg.org/6xhihwpgv/Dscf2715.jpg

Always a good game, fighting in the bath/climbing on the curtain and ruining it

http://s25.postimg.org/c6cjfs7vz/bath.jpg

The exploding boy
04-29-2014, 03:47 PM
anybody have theme or dedication songs for your animals?

Well I accidentally wrote a song for Jumby. Well, its not much a song right now, just an African music style bassline and lyrics that just go jumbyjumb. Might add other instruments to it and record it and turn it into his theme song. Then of course i'd have to write one for my other cat....

Syrial Carpens
04-30-2014, 06:21 PM
My cat's name is Gus Fring. I think that is silly enough as it is.

slunken
04-30-2014, 06:38 PM
I have a stupid song I sing to Rosie it's to the tune of the thong song and it goes:

Face like a butt
What
What

What like what
What
What

slunken
05-29-2014, 04:14 PM
I just remembered one: "Fats Dumb-ino"

slunken
05-29-2014, 04:14 PM
haha so childish

Trotskilicious
05-29-2014, 05:41 PM
chauncey's name is practically chunky or fatty at this point i think i say both of those more to address him and his royal rotundness

reprise85
05-29-2014, 05:50 PM
chubby butt.

Mayfuck
05-29-2014, 05:56 PM
thrasher
basher
smasher
mr. good boy
mr. eyes
lil' man

Trotskilicious
05-29-2014, 06:04 PM
furries lurking & masturbating itt

by the way no, they aren't. they only get off to anthro animal cartoons

slunken
05-29-2014, 06:52 PM
by the way no, they aren't. they only get off to anthro animal cartoons

*places dick back in pants*

kelsome
05-29-2014, 07:47 PM
http://i.imgur.com/rNQCaF1.png
Mr Grey:

Boo boo
Boo Bear
Baby bear
Gravy
Gravy Baby
Baby boy
Sweet Face

http://i.imgur.com/2OxLOCi.png
Chief:

Chieftain
Little boy
Stink

SuckSuckStyle
05-30-2014, 12:07 AM
Remy:
http://i.imgur.com/3fqeCSE.jpg?1
remmington
rem rem
my queen
my love
miss rem
boss lady

bignothing
05-30-2014, 02:56 PM
http://i.imgur.com/2OxLOCi.png

I feel like this cat just stared into my soul.

The exploding boy
05-30-2014, 05:59 PM
Remy looks so damn much like my first cat. I need a black and white again at some point.