but what would the rules be? potential ones off the top my head:

1. anything not in english, that's a shot

2. anything legibly about boner pills, that's a shot

3. if it bumps a thread that isn't among the top 10 threads on the first page, that's a shot

4. everytime a bot bumps more than three threads at once, that's a shot

5. if the bot post stays more than an hour, that's a shot. add an additional shot for ever subsequent hour said bot post remains (limit to one shot per set of posts if multiple posts remain at once - don't want you to get alcohol poisoning!)

6. If it involves designer purses or shoes, take a shot

Currently drinking: Mtn Dew + vodka

Mistakes were made.

if i may, an addendum to the first rule: *gibberish in english still counts as english

when one of these bots goes off like a bomb you might just die

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When I woke up today I said "Nick, you're not gonna lick that man's windows."

i'm going to drink a bottle of evan williams and put that on loop

Got the urge to watch it.

http://seekcartoon.com/watch/26326-the-simpsons-season-8-episode-21-the-old-man-and-the-lisa.html#.Uvw_AbSvjM4

Colonel?

BLEH!

i'm going to drink a bottle of evan williams and put that on loop

Pfft... Evan Williams... the poor mans Jim Beam...





































which is why I like it. Or Ten High. :cool:

Colonel?

BLEH!

:love:

Lenny's reign of terror is over...

i know it's a different episode but

IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS YOU STUPID CHIEF
dad, sit down.

if the bot is actually a child laborer in the third world, take a shot.

when a bot bumps a thread more than a year old, chug a beer

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I'VE BEEN PLAYING THE BOT DRINKING GAME FOR YEARS YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKED

NOT IN ENGLISH - DO A SHOT/TAKE A DRINK

EXTRA DRINK/SHOT IF THE BOT IS USING ONE OF THOSE CRAZY FONTS NOT ROMAN

TAKE EXTRA DRINK/SHOT FOR EVEY THREAD BUMPED OVER 3 - DOUBLE SHOT/DRINK FOR EVERY ONE IF THREAD IS OVER A YEAR OLD

BONUS ROUND * SEEMS LIKE A GENUINE/FUNNY REPLY THAT COULD WORK WITHIN THE CONTEXT - DRINK/SHOT

TAKE A DRINK/SHOT IF YOU FIND YOURSELF SITTING IN THE SAME THREAD POSTING AT THE SAME TIME

TAKE DRINK/SHOT FOR EVERY POETIC PHRASE YOU FIND IN BROKEN ENGLISH BOTS - DOESN'T COUNT AS NOT IN ENGLISH BOT

TAKE DRINK SHOT IF YOU CAN GET THE BOT TO TALK TO YOU

oh u fixed it

that would only be 2 drinks in my version

Ihr Knödelköpfe wie wär's mit Louis Vitton Handtaschen gefüllt mit Viagra Pillen, eure Leber fährt zur Hölle

^ I apply for the bot-job, here are 4 shots for your liver

Way ahead of you. :p

(four shots? I've got way more than that goin on right now...)

drinkin alone is hardcore

he's postin from da club

drinkin alone is hardcore

When I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself... :mad:

If you make a humorous reply to the bot then you must take a shot

When I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself... :mad:

George Thorogood & the Destroyers have got to be the most uncoolest cool band in the universe. I love them.

George Thorogood & the Destroyers have got to be the most uncoolest cool band in the universe. I love them.

I agree. I reluctantly like them... only because they're so horrible and one dimensional.

i tried so hard to create a bot thread it didn't work, this one sure did

top casino games and vibrators

Last time I was at a bar I apparently made a thread about James Dean.

James dean really rustles my jimmies

So what happens if a bot bumps the bot drinking thread?

suicide

I agree. I reluctantly like them... only because they're so horrible and one dimensional.

fuck you his guitar playing is like free jazz

haha oh wait you hate hazz too

So what happens if a bot bumps the bot drinking thread?

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CarlosRip gave us a triple hitter. thats a shot

So what happens if a bot bumps the bot drinking thread?

instant black hole

That's why this thread must be deleted

i haven't had a drink in two weeks. i think this thread is going to make me relapse though, gonna down the two remaining PBR in my fridge tonight. all for CarlosRip

i think the longest i've gone post-21 is 4 days.

nd: myers rum and papaya juice.

If a bot bumps this thread on the day of our suicide pact ritual, we kill ourselves twice.

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who will survive and what will be left of them?

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who will survive and what will be left of them?

That song kicks all forms of ass!

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I woke up today and I told myself, "Nick, you're not gonna get drunk before noon."

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WE'RE ALL DEAD

i broke my korg MS-20 plug in usb key so tonights a good night to get blasted. the nip bot only reinforces my actions. so long you crazy virtual 80s synth.. see you on the other side

This is the end, my only friend, the end.

So what happens when a bot successfully bumps over half of the threads in the entire forum?

i broke my korg MS-20 plug in usb key so tonights a good night to get blasted. the nip bot only reinforces my actions. so long you crazy virtual 80s synth.. see you on the other side

You have one of these? The MS-20 analog?

http://www.polynominal.com/site/studio/gear/synth/korg_ms20/korg-ms-20-usb-legacy.jpg

or is it something else like a digital on-screen version? Curious because I really want one but no place I've been to has one hooked up to play with.

Just noticed the picture I posted is a digital version. Didn't know that existed. I'm confused now.

to be exact i had the korg legacy collection.. it was $150 for a virtual version of all the analogue synths, plus an effects plugin for reverb, equalizing, ect. a usb key had to be plugged in to use because piracy .. and i broke it ;( ... i may be able to repair it but i doubt it.

korguser.net seems to sell each plugin seperately but i don't know if its digital download or not (hope its digital)

they have a limited edition midi keyboard that's basically an MS-20 replica.. i see that floating around for sell on the internets from time to time.. but i wouldn't shell out $200 for that personally

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Quoting because this has become my everyday feel.

frame life

to be exact i had the korg legacy collection.. it was $150 for a virtual version of all the analogue synths, plus an effects plugin for reverb, equalizing, ect. a usb key had to be plugged in to use because piracy .. and i broke it ;( ... i may be able to repair it but i doubt it.

korguser.net seems to sell each plugin seperately but i don't know if its digital download or not (hope its digital)

they have a limited edition midi keyboard that's basically an MS-20 replica.. i see that floating around for sell on the internets from time to time.. but i wouldn't shell out $200 for that personally

Gotcha.

I'm debating getting the analog MS-20 instead of an Ipad. At 599 its about the same price and I could probably maybe find a sale or coupon somewhere.

i don't know if you know about it already and you just want to collect or whatever... but i'd just go ahead and get an MS2000... the modernized version of the MS line. i saw one on craigslist or $500 but i decided it'd be kind of redundant with all the korg software synths i have already, and i don't really have room for it.

red alert we're under attack, bot invasion, someone save us

i don't know if you know about it already and you just want to collect or whatever... but i'd just go ahead and get an MS2000... the modernized version of the MS line. i saw one on craigslist or $500 but i decided it'd be kind of redundant with all the korg software synths i have already, and i don't really have room for it.

i want analog modular so i can play with and make my own patches. tbh i don't have much synth experience or knowledge at all but the ms2000 appears to be hard wired and digital.

the ms-20 just looks like it would be the perfect starter package to me

several years ago i was bonering over the minikorg

played with an ms2000 once and it blew my mind. i wanted one so bad at the time.

yea but you can't make your own patches right? or can you?

the ms2000 looks like a hard-wired digital interface which to me is just a glorified keyboard with added controls

this morning at the gym i was in the locker room and a rather large woman just got straight up naked. typically everyone changes in the individual little rooms provided, but more power to her. i got an eyeful of her booty before i turned around and said 'f it' and took off my workout pants to put my jeans back on.

pretty sure no one saw me in my chonies, though. now i can die.

yea but you can't make your own patches right? or can you?

the ms2000 looks like a hard-wired digital interface which to me is just a glorified keyboard with added controls

yeah you can make your own patches, and its compatible with microkorg patches iirc

the thing is like a glorified microkorg for only a few hundred bucks more (depending on the vendor) so its kind of a no brainer if you want to go that route

btw if you have a nintendo DS there's MS-20 software for it for pretty cheap http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001EB8CD6/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1393430274&sr=8-1.. thats how i got started