View Full Version : i'm so tired of going to the bar


Trotskilicious
09-01-2013, 12:59 AM
my god this is so pointless

Elvis The Fat Years
09-01-2013, 01:14 AM
Couldn't tell you the last I was in a bar. I used to love the girls who would come up to me out of nowhere and say, 'You should buy me a drink LOL.' I would usually just laugh and walk away.

Elvis The Fat Years
09-01-2013, 01:16 AM
Reminds me when I accidentally starting kissing my friend's mom when we were drunk at Christmas. She is like 50 and it was all just a huge mistake, she started grabbing my cock and pulled me into her room from the landing at the top of the stairs. She went down on me and started sucking my cock, I was thinking the whole time 'this is weird as fuck I shouldn't be doing this' but she was really good at it, like basically swallowing the whole fucking thing.

Anyway, it carried on for a bit before she grabbed me by the dick and pulled me onto her bed, undressing instantly. I was like 'well fuck it, we've come this far, might as well go through with it' and so I carried on.

I started licking her pussy, tasted nice, especially for an older woman... for some reason I assumed it would be nasty but it wasn't. It all felt horribly wrong but at the same time my boner was basically ripping through my boxers so I wasn't stopping for shit. I slipped a couple of fingers in and she started moaning like crazy, told me to put more fingers in. I continued until I had like 4 fingers up there, she was still moaning like fuck so I put my whole hand in there, she was going crazy, writhing around in ecstasy crying 'MORE! MORE!' so I continued fucking her with my whole hand. Still she was saying 'MORE! MORE!'.

I was still licking her pussy with my whole hand up there, I didn't know what to do next so I was all like 'what more do you need?!' and she was like 'I need about tree fiddy.' I said 'what the fuck you mean you need tree fiddy?' She just said again 'I need about tree fiddy.' It was about that time I realised that my friend's mom was in fact an 8 story tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era! I said 'damn you Loch Ness Monster! I aint giving you no tree fiddy, you get your own damn money!' and left immediately.

After that we never spoke of it again and I regret the whole thing entirely.

Order 66
09-01-2013, 01:26 AM
i'd gone through similar things but i started working out more, doing volunteer work, helping my parents around the house.. so i'm in a lot better place than i was last year

vixnix
09-01-2013, 02:23 AM
Pretty good thread

Future Boy
09-01-2013, 05:00 AM
next rounds on me

null123
09-01-2013, 05:50 AM
last time i went to a bar was a year ago. i think i will go again sometime soon

Starla
09-01-2013, 06:19 AM
I hate bars.

teh b0lly!!1
09-01-2013, 06:25 AM
i just don't get why people need to get together in a dark space with incredibly loud music you can barely speak over and drink alcoholic beverages to hang out

it's all so random

null123
09-01-2013, 06:31 AM
drinking and loud music are like pb&j and low lighting creates atmosphere

Starla
09-01-2013, 06:34 AM
I like to go dancing, and listening to some bands, but the other aspects of it depress me.

Shallowed
09-01-2013, 07:00 AM
I really enjoyed this very detailed description of what happened that night. I have a new found appreciation for you now Elvis.. :D

He didn't write it.

Shallowed
09-01-2013, 07:04 AM
I haven't been to a bar in ages either, nor have I even drank in ages, either. But I have recently gotten the urge to sit down with a friend I haven't spoken to for a while and talk shit over a few drinks.

duovamp
09-01-2013, 08:59 AM
Fuck bars. The price of alcohol is too damn high.

mxzombie
09-01-2013, 09:06 AM
i don't know the last time i was in a bar either, but last night we went to a karaoke place with private group rooms and we were welcomed in by another group after ours left early. sang a bunch of songs.

TuralyonW3
09-01-2013, 09:55 AM
Context is everything

Trotskilicious
09-01-2013, 01:56 PM
karaoke bars are bars

Eulogy
09-01-2013, 03:26 PM
i like going to bars with friends

Trotskilicious
09-01-2013, 04:07 PM
lets see how you feel about it when you're 32

Order 66
09-01-2013, 05:04 PM
i dunno bout u but i'm feelin 22

Eulogy
09-01-2013, 05:18 PM
lets see how you feel about it when you're 32

My boyfriend is 31 and he likes it

sppunk
09-01-2013, 05:38 PM
I'm 32 and thoroughly enjoy it. Not al bars are loud cesspools.

Eulogy
09-01-2013, 05:39 PM
i had a good time at a bar with sppunk and his wife last year actually.

good bars are great.

sppunk
09-01-2013, 06:44 PM
i had a good time at a bar with sppunk and his wife last year actually.

good bars are great.

Indeed. We were there two weekends ago actually, it is a fine establishment.

Next time we are in Chicago you and Tom will have to return the favor.

Eulogy
09-01-2013, 08:45 PM
for sure. there are a bunch of great places near us.

yo soy el mejor
09-01-2013, 09:54 PM
i used to meet new friends every night at bars and then never see them again. in hindsight i can see how that's boring and contributed to my loneliness. you won't find many quality people at most bars.

scottytheoneand
09-01-2013, 11:06 PM
I'm 42 and I like going to bars.

Several great brew pubs in my neighborhood.

Trotskilicious
09-01-2013, 11:53 PM
see these guys are proving it

Lucky Day Spa
09-02-2013, 12:55 AM
i like quiet bars with better furnishing for groups than i can offer at my house and knowledgeable staff who can point me towards beer/wine/food that i haven't tried but might enjoy

loud places crammed with people are another beast

null123
09-02-2013, 01:07 AM
the concept of having a glass of wine or drinking "for the taste" is utterly foreign and mystifying to me

SuckSuckStyle
09-02-2013, 01:27 AM
unless it's to catch up and hang out with people, hitting the bars for nothing else to do can be pretty depressing.

my best friend and i like to go to this dirty old man dive here so we can sit and draw and smoke and drink whiskey and not be bothered.

dance parties>

slunken
09-02-2013, 01:54 AM
bars are places my grandpa would go to get out of the house that's quiet with a turned down jukebox full of country music.

Lucky Day Spa
09-02-2013, 03:26 AM
the concept of having a glass of wine or drinking "for the taste" is utterly foreign and mystifying to me

kind of sneaks up on you, i guess

null123
09-02-2013, 03:31 AM
yes that moderate drinking will really run away with ya

Cool As Ice Cream
09-02-2013, 03:54 AM
i usually combine the drinking for the taste and the alcohol abuse. works perfectly fine, especially in the beginning.

Dead Frequency
09-02-2013, 05:03 AM
I don't like bars at all, never really have but there's this rad barcade in town here called dorkys that I love. I've only been once but it was prolly the most fun I had drinking in public

Cool As Ice Cream
09-02-2013, 05:05 AM
i only like bars where the music isn't too loud.

Shallowed
09-02-2013, 07:57 AM
I didn't expect such a large proportion of people here that downright dislike bars.

Cool As Ice Cream
09-02-2013, 08:01 AM
let's go to the bar!

mxzombie
09-02-2013, 08:54 AM
you could always try burp castle (http://burpcastlenyc.wordpress.com/about-2/), with a running accompaniment of gregorian chant and bartenders who will shush you if you get too loud.

yo soy el mejor
09-02-2013, 10:46 AM
i only like bars where the music isn't too loud.

i hate not being able to hear someone at the same table as me.

but you need loud music to boogie. i really love weddings for the chance to dance.

Cool As Ice Cream
09-02-2013, 10:49 AM
i don't care about dancing.
when i'm drunk, i do care about singing along. :/

sppunk
09-02-2013, 11:30 AM
I didn't expect such a large proportion of people here that downright dislike bars.

A site historically full of antisocial loners, you didn't expect many to dislike social atmospheres? Seriously?

Order 66
09-02-2013, 12:28 PM
there are some cool bars in my city. alot of them are dives where you can just chill, eat hotwings or whatever and play pac man or galaga or whatever. or you can play pool and be more social. .... but i'm kind of stuck in strip mall hell so i just drink at home or at a friends'

Rider
09-02-2013, 01:28 PM
A site historically full of antisocial loners, you didn't expect many to dislike social atmospheres? Seriously?

Beat me to it.

Trotskilicious
09-02-2013, 03:26 PM
A site historically full of antisocial loners, you didn't expect many to dislike social atmospheres? Seriously?

see this is one of the shitty things i think there's a real smug sense of superiority about some of you, when the reason you're at a bar is so you can get a beer in you because social situations make you feel uncomfortable anyway

you know why i don't like bars these days? because most of the people i know from my time in them are alcoholics or otherwise boring, self centered blowhards. it was fun for a bit but 10 years it's getting real old, real fast.

and the only people defending bars in this thread suck real bad so that, again, is making my argument for me

Kreatorkind
09-02-2013, 03:28 PM
Reminds me when I accidentally starting kissing my friend's mom when we were drunk at Christmas. She is like 50 and it was all just a huge mistake, she started grabbing my cock and pulled me into her room from the landing at the top of the stairs. She went down on me and started sucking my cock, I was thinking the whole time 'this is weird as fuck I shouldn't be doing this' but she was really good at it, like basically swallowing the whole fucking thing.

Anyway, it carried on for a bit before she grabbed me by the dick and pulled me onto her bed, undressing instantly. I was like 'well fuck it, we've come this far, might as well go through with it' and so I carried on.

I started licking her pussy, tasted nice, especially for an older woman... for some reason I assumed it would be nasty but it wasn't. It all felt horribly wrong but at the same time my boner was basically ripping through my boxers so I wasn't stopping for shit. I slipped a couple of fingers in and she started moaning like crazy, told me to put more fingers in. I continued until I had like 4 fingers up there, she was still moaning like fuck so I put my whole hand in there, she was going crazy, writhing around in ecstasy crying 'MORE! MORE!' so I continued fucking her with my whole hand. Still she was saying 'MORE! MORE!'.

I was still licking her pussy with my whole hand up there, I didn't know what to do next so I was all like 'what more do you need?!' and she was like 'I need about tree fiddy.' I said 'what the fuck you mean you need tree fiddy?' She just said again 'I need about tree fiddy.' It was about that time I realised that my friend's mom was in fact an 8 story tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era! I said 'damn you Loch Ness Monster! I aint giving you no tree fiddy, you get your own damn money!' and left immediately.

After that we never spoke of it again and I regret the whole thing entirely.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cn7xfBpZ3M

sppunk
09-02-2013, 03:28 PM
You're going to the wrong bars or with the wrong people then. Seriously, there are million different atmospheres available. One of my faves is The Gibson - http://thegibsondc.com/ - no loud music, small tucked-away spots for conversation, etc.

Find a better pub, drink, socialize, profit.

Trotskilicious
09-02-2013, 03:29 PM
shut the fuck up

Eulogy
09-02-2013, 04:16 PM
The Gibson is wonderful. I miss it.

And trots is just bitter about yet another thing people enjoy that he doesn't. Big fucking surprise.

Eulogy
09-02-2013, 04:18 PM
Like, sorry you don't have good friends and good bars. Doesn't mean people who do are wrong. Your experiences are not universal. Get that through your head. Or shut the fuck up. Your call.

Trotskilicious
09-02-2013, 04:39 PM
seriously why do you take shit like this so personally anyway, your experiences aren't universal either you unrelenting bitchy douchebag

Trotskilicious
09-02-2013, 04:41 PM
you really can't handle it when people don't like what you think is important, so i think you really should take a look at yourself any time you get all uppity about threads like this

Lucky Day Spa
09-02-2013, 05:22 PM
yes that moderate drinking will really run away with ya

what i meant was that, if at least part of your enjoyment from drinking is sensory/aesthetic then, if you are curious and have the means to try new things, your palate/tastes/preferences are going to develop over time

as for someone who drinks solely with the intention of getting shitfaced, and is just as happy downing shots of everclear as they are sipping a flute of cristal or whatever, that's obviously different

Trotskilicious
09-02-2013, 05:45 PM
that's why i drink high life when it's time to get shitty

Trotskilicious
09-02-2013, 05:46 PM
but that might not be universal to everyone i have to make sure to add that disclaimer every time i have an opinion about my personal tastes and preferences

Trotskilicious
09-02-2013, 05:46 PM
to avoid confusion and hurt feelings

Trotskilicious
09-02-2013, 05:48 PM
<img src="http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/410016/sam-cassell-testicle-dance-o.gif">

Order 66
09-02-2013, 05:48 PM
i can get down with drinking wine for the taste. certain glasses go good with certain meals

beer not so much but i have learned to appreciate the taste of better brews. but yeah if i'm drinking beer it's to get a buzz in some kind of capacity

Eulogy
09-02-2013, 05:51 PM
seriously why do you take shit like this so personally anyway, your experiences aren't universal either you unrelenting bitchy douchebag

i don't take it personally. i like what i like and i don't get mad at people for liking things i don't like. you should try it sometime.

Eulogy
09-02-2013, 05:51 PM
like really. you talking about other people being bitchy? you are the bitchiest person on the fucking planet.

Order 66
09-02-2013, 05:56 PM
yeah face it.. mass effect 3's ending wasn't so bad. no need to bring everybody else down with your hateorade

null123
09-02-2013, 06:11 PM
what i meant was that, if at least part of your enjoyment from drinking is sensory/aesthetic then, if you are curious and have the means to try new things, your palate/tastes/preferences are going to develop over time

as for someone who drinks solely with the intention of getting shitfaced, and is just as happy downing shots of everclear as they are sipping a flute of cristal or whatever, that's obviously different

I was trying to be funny but yeah I see what you're saying. I guess I've always felt the need to keep drinking as a very specific separate activity that can't bleed too much into daily life because of growing up with alcoholics who would sometimes use their ~sophisticated~ taste in beer and wine to mask their need to be at least kinda buzzed every single day.

on top of that, wine triggers my ice pick headaches and beer is gross to me except piss beers I can choke down and those are for partying anyway

I appreciate the subtleties amongst different varieties of gin though :stan:

Trotskilicious
09-02-2013, 06:15 PM
gin is good

Shallowed
09-02-2013, 07:13 PM
A site historically full of antisocial loners, you didn't expect many to dislike social atmospheres? Seriously?

There are some, but most don't come off as being antisocial loners, at least to me.

Trotskilicious
09-02-2013, 07:29 PM
going to the bar means you like social atmospheres qed

Order 66
09-02-2013, 07:52 PM
fuck societal shit i go to pund brews and get my dick wet. an if somebody talks shit i beat they're ass

duovamp
09-02-2013, 07:55 PM
:rofl: http://forums.netphoria.org/customavatars/avatar9588_28.gif

pavementtune
09-02-2013, 08:02 PM
After going to bars for half of my life I don't get much out of it anymore. I don't like to be really drunk in a non-private setting, so nonstop drinking isn't for me. And random guys hitting on you isn't my idea of a good evening, either.

I do love pubs/bars with good live music, though.

duovamp
09-02-2013, 08:06 PM
And random guys hitting on you isn't my idea of a good evening, either.

Speak for yourself.

hnibos
09-02-2013, 09:30 PM
Seriously.

hnibos
09-02-2013, 09:31 PM
I only go to bars to play poker and eat hot wings. It's moderately entertaining.

noyen
09-02-2013, 11:48 PM
i like getting high and having dumpster sex.

people my age who still go to bars are fucking washout alcoholic losers.

D.
09-02-2013, 11:50 PM
I have a back porch and a big backyard with a fire pit, I need no bars anymore.

noyen
09-02-2013, 11:55 PM
just kidding.

it really just depends on set and setting for me. when i lived in portland i had a few neighborhood bars i hung out in all the time because i didnt want to sit in my apartment and drink alone or whatever.

if i have to drive to a bar, im just not going to go at all. id rather not have a dui. buy if there was a bar in walkin distance id probably be up in that every now and then to unwind. otherwise the only time ill go bar hopping is if someone is having a bday or whatever binge fest.

i just like stuff i like when i wanna like unless im not liking it which would mean i wouldnt like it but other than that i like stuff i like and dislike things i dont unless the moment or effects of the drugs im on kick in which changes reality and makes me like things i hate and then im loving that shit i hate on and being that thing i normally hate but liking it at that particular time so im liking it thinking hey i like this shit i normally hate but its not like im gonna just start lovig it all the time if i just liked it that one time when i didnt even like it but i did like it so its like why did i hate that when i really do like it or if i hated it and liked it simultaniously.

its complicated.

slunken
09-03-2013, 12:36 AM
its complicated.

this

Order 66
09-03-2013, 12:39 AM
thats the deal with me there are no bars i want to go to in walking distance. there's a "hip hop" bar/club across teh street. but, yeah, no. all the cool bars are in the neighborhoods where a 1 bedroom is $1000/mo or you get a roach filled studio for slightly less

duovamp
09-03-2013, 08:56 AM
I have a back porch and a big backyard with a fire pit, I need no bars anymore.

Suuuuper jelly.

D.
09-03-2013, 11:14 PM
For a time, I lived a block away from a little area that had four bars. If my neighbor and I weren't drinking outside the apartment complex with the other neighbors, we were walking to these bars and getting sloshed. We drank a lot, simply because there was no driving involved.

One of the semi-homeless dudes who drank with us ended up stabbing someone and going to jail for attempted murder.

WELP.

slunken
09-04-2013, 02:09 AM
having a neighborhood bar within walking distance is ideal. to hell with driving to a club.

mpp
09-06-2013, 03:11 PM
see this is one of the shitty things i think there's a real smug sense of superiority about some of you, when the reason you're at a bar is so you can get a beer in you because social situations make you feel uncomfortable anyway

you know why i don't like bars these days? because most of the people i know from my time in them are alcoholics or otherwise boring, self centered blowhards. it was fun for a bit but 10 years it's getting real old, real fast.

and the only people defending bars in this thread suck real bad so that, again, is making my argument for me

I like bars ok, but, as usual, I can see where you're going with this. I enjoy going much less than I did when I was 22 or even 30.

If I'm going to a bar these days, it's to get a couple of beers in me before heading home. Kinda interesting: was talking to my Dad the other day and he said he did the same thing for years (except he'd stop and get a couple of double dueces at the "filling station"). Takes the edge off while transitioning between high-stress environment #1 (work)and potentially high-stress enviorment #2 (home).

And that, as they say, is alcoholism.

yo soy el mejor
09-06-2013, 03:36 PM
i do not like bars on weekends or late in the evening. later in the evening can be okay if it's a tuesday or something and a weekend day is fine if it's in the afternoon.

tim and i went to a bar to see a soccer game recently and had a few cans of cheap bar. i also worked on a crossword.

Trotskilicious
09-06-2013, 06:15 PM
Takes the edge off while transitioning between high-stress environment #1 (work)and potentially high-stress enviorment #2 (home).

And that, as they say, is alcoholism.

yeah dogg that sounds terrible @_@

i just need to meet a pretty lady that's all i want to settle down and have cats and read books and stuff

Starla
09-06-2013, 08:50 PM
creeps hang out here....

http://i44.tinypic.com/2pzgryr.jpg

null123
09-06-2013, 09:01 PM
that looks scary

drinking in public is kinda scary overall

Starla
09-06-2013, 09:10 PM
It's on the main street of our tiny town. I can drive by this at any given time after 5pm and someone is surely laid out on the sidewalk all messed up.

MusicMan4
09-09-2013, 09:19 PM
that sounds cool

hnibos
09-09-2013, 09:23 PM
Someone's doing it right.

Elvis The Fat Years
09-09-2013, 09:26 PM
walk up in da club and like what up

http://24.media.tumblr.com/012d83575ec26e3657df5dc212378f66/tumblr_mrkthxx2uB1rylr0ko1_400.gif

slunken
09-09-2013, 09:27 PM
creeps hang out here....

http://i44.tinypic.com/2pzgryr.jpg

http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4135/4886414951_fd6c6436c7_z.jpg

we have the brass ass

Adult Head
09-09-2013, 09:30 PM
you sure it's not a mule

slunken
09-09-2013, 09:32 PM
yea buddy

Adult Head
09-09-2013, 09:35 PM
ok great

mpp
09-10-2013, 10:47 AM
yeah dogg that sounds terrible @_@

i just need to meet a pretty lady that's all i want to settle down and have cats and read books and stuff

i am a big reader, but no cats

allergies


but yeah, it's not too bad of a life

Shallowed
09-28-2013, 11:57 PM
I will admit that bars aren't that great, but man it really sucks when you're getting trashed with a friend in the comfort of one of your houses and they're like hey let's hit town and you're like okay and you go to some bar and you're like hey there's a band playing here and it's ten bucks so why the fuck not and it turns out to be not that good but whatever we can just find a table to sit at and chill out with a drink and then your friend is like I'M SO TIRED OF GOING TO THE BAR MY GOD THIS IS SO POINTLESS I JUST DON'T GET WHY PEOPLE NEED TO GET TOGETHER IN A DARK SPACE WITH INCREDIBLY LOUD MUSIC YOU CAN BARELY SPEAK OVER AND DRINK ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES TO HANG OUT IT'S ALL SO RANDOM

Trotskilicious
09-29-2013, 12:09 AM
the electric lady is pretty good so far

slunken
09-29-2013, 12:16 AM
are you indiana?

TuralyonW3
09-29-2013, 12:17 AM
http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4135/4886414951_fd6c6436c7_z.jpg

we have the brass ass

So beautiful

Cool As Ice Cream
09-29-2013, 07:33 AM
i went to the bar yesterday. it's around the corner and i walked.

vixnix
09-29-2013, 08:40 AM
I've come through to the other side of bar culture where I've now met my mate and had a couple of offspring and instead of going to bars we go to bbqs and drink. We were at one tonight, sat around drinking a nice pinot while paella was cooked. It was served with a fennel and orange salad, marinated olives, tomato salad, bocconcini, sourdough, and followed with pavlova, espresso and muscat. We talked about our upbringings. A couple of tapas places have opened up a 10 minute walk from here so we could go there if we had baby sitters. But it is just loud music and overpriced food and drink, and loud drunk people laughing too hard at stuff that isn't funny or flirting with each other. I'm not really into that any more.

Sonic Johnny
09-29-2013, 08:48 AM
Last night my football team lost the Grand Final (equivalent of the Super Bowl for you Americans) so my friends and I got shiiiiitfaced and someone was like hey let's go see a band and I thought they just meant at a pub or something but as it turned out it was at a friggin burlesque show so we rocked up and I was mad drunk and suddenly there was boobs and fire and all kinds of entertaining things and I wasn't quite sure how to take it given that i'm not much one for those sorts of places but we had some pretty great fun. I talked to the girl doing the coat room for half an hour and ended up giving her my phone number which pretty much says everything about my life right there.

SuckSuckStyle
10-01-2013, 04:06 AM
i ended up having some beers last night. we don't really go to bars so much as just hang out at this one lounge/tapas place in the neighborhood. it's the go-to place since they have a/c upstairs and you can smoke and big comfy couches and boardgames. at least once a week a bunch of us end up there for a few pints and burgers to shoot the shit.

yo soy el mejor
10-01-2013, 08:23 AM
everyone says they're sick of bars, even those who are not.

yo soy el mejor
10-01-2013, 08:25 AM
"bars suck but they can be okay..."

Starla
10-01-2013, 08:25 AM
Where is this brass ass place at?

vixnix
10-01-2013, 08:27 AM
I don't mind quiet pubs at all, where old people go to drink their day to an end. Like Cheers. That's a good bar.

But places with dim lighting and loud music and overpriced stuff and hot young staff I'm kinda over. I'm looking more for a Sammy/Woody/Carla sort of a deal.

vixnix
10-01-2013, 08:28 AM
You know, because my days of being hot and young are over and I don't need to have that in my face all night, raining on my alcohol parade

yo soy el mejor
10-01-2013, 08:32 AM
what a unique perspective.

Starla
10-01-2013, 08:35 AM
My hips are too wide from giving birth.

Starla
10-01-2013, 08:35 AM
lol

vixnix
10-01-2013, 08:41 AM
what a unique perspective.

you shouldn't really use the word "unique" that way. I think you meant uncommon.

vixnix
10-01-2013, 08:44 AM
Oh I could care less about my hips! At least they make me look like a woman. It's my grey hairs and my boobs after breastfeeding two children two years each, and my dishpan hands from the house work, that make me self conscious...

yo soy el mejor
10-01-2013, 08:47 AM
My hips are too wide from giving birth.
they can't be TOO wide. you are just the way god wanted you.

yo soy el mejor
10-01-2013, 08:49 AM
you shouldn't really use the word "unique" that way. I think you meant uncommon.
you really shouldn't tell me what to do or what i meant. you're wrong, ho.

pavementtune
10-01-2013, 08:50 AM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/05/12/article-2143421-130E1519000005DC-340_306x423.jpg

vixnix
10-01-2013, 08:52 AM
Well it's up to you. Do what you want. I was trying to be helpful.

yo soy el mejor
10-01-2013, 08:52 AM
I'd turn right back around. Without specials, bars are just too expensive and you're wasting your time telling me otherwise.

vixnix
10-01-2013, 08:55 AM
What an uncommon persoective

yo soy el mejor
10-01-2013, 08:56 AM
What an uncommon persoective
:rofl:

Cool As Ice Cream
10-01-2013, 08:56 AM
soup of the day: rum!

Rider
10-01-2013, 08:56 AM
everyone says they're sick of bars, even those who are not.

It's kind of like the people who say "I don't watch any TV, except for these 30 things I watch on TV."

vixnix
10-01-2013, 09:00 AM
:rofl:

you'd think I'd learn but no. I'm a sucker for iPhone punisment

vixnix
10-01-2013, 09:01 AM
Wtf is up with my autocorrect

yo soy el mejor
10-01-2013, 09:02 AM
sure. blame your phone. whatever works.

pavementtune
10-01-2013, 09:06 AM
I'd turn right back around. Without specials, bars are just too expensive and you're wasting your time telling me otherwise.

Better?

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vixnix
10-01-2013, 09:07 AM
sure. blame your phone. whatever works.

What do you blame for leaving rep comments about me being a shitty mom/person or do you just own that outright...

vixnix
10-01-2013, 09:58 AM
It's kind of like the people who say "I don't watch any TV, except for these 30 things I watch on TV."

Hmmm and now you're in on the shitty mom rep comments...I don't even know who you are.

yo soy el mejor
10-01-2013, 10:02 AM
double post about rep. har har!

vixnix
10-01-2013, 10:08 AM
Well I never get it so it's a novelty for me

Rider
10-01-2013, 10:52 AM
God damnit how much more rep do I have to spread before I can give vixnix more shitty mom rep.

vixnix
10-01-2013, 05:33 PM
It's those little things in life that keep us going isn't it

vixnix
10-01-2013, 05:34 PM
For me...a nice day at the beach with my kids, for you...spreading rep at netphoria. Horses for courses, hey.

Trotskilicious
10-01-2013, 06:08 PM
holy shit shut the fuck up about your kids, it's like you are one of those new moms who is still staggered by the completely ordinary miracle of the reproductive process that you can't stop going on about it but your kids are like 3rd graders or something

nobody give a fuck yo

Trotskilicious
10-01-2013, 06:10 PM
so what you're choking the life out of mother gaia with more foul spawn

Trotskilicious
10-01-2013, 06:14 PM
you want a freaking medal or something

noyen
10-01-2013, 06:43 PM
i would like to check out your pinterest

Starla
10-01-2013, 07:06 PM
so what you're choking the life out of mother gaia with more foul spawn

No plans to procreate?


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Starla
10-01-2013, 07:08 PM
Hmmm and now you're in on the shitty mom rep comments...I don't even know who you are.

They're just jealous because they can't do what we have done for the planet :cool:

vixnix
10-01-2013, 07:23 PM
i would like to check out your pinterest

I don't do pinterest...I've only heard about it. I guess I come here instead.

Thanks Starla <3

I don't know what's up with them. Like it's ok to talk about sport and break bad like they're serious and discussion worthy topics, but raising kids...no man, stop that shit.

Horses for courses I guess.

Dead Frequency
10-01-2013, 07:43 PM
horse for courses of course of course of course of v oirse of cours see I'd ci uhh sres ourses of course

Shallowed
10-01-2013, 08:31 PM
I really really hate it when I'm at the bar and all anyone ever talks about is the programmes they don't give birth to except for the 30 kids they watch, like fuck, do you want a fucking TV for watching medals or something.

Trotskilicious
10-01-2013, 10:12 PM
i know it happens all the time fuck bars

SuckSuckStyle
10-02-2013, 06:04 AM
i'm being dragged out tonight. i don't want to go but it's my last night in town for 3 months and i do enjoy dancing with my friends. just not in the mood.

Cool As Ice Cream
10-02-2013, 06:51 AM
make the best of it.

Dead Frequency
10-02-2013, 07:56 AM
sometimes ya just gotta dance bro

Lucky Day Spa
10-04-2013, 01:04 AM
i'm about to go to a bar, everyone

shall i livetweet™ it? by which i mean document my probably increasing bar-related sickness on netphoria

Trotskilicious
10-04-2013, 02:08 AM
i went to a bar with some people that posted on face book while they were there and then commented on the thread while at the bar

Trotskilicious
10-04-2013, 02:08 AM
i think i stopped being friends with them that night

yo soy el mejor
10-04-2013, 06:45 AM
i was friends with a guy who went to a rodeo with his girlfriend and they were standing together but talking to each other on facebook.

him: standing in line with my baby waiting 2 go inside. she is lookin' damn good.
her: oh my god. i cannot believe your posting on fb right
him: so r u
her: haha we are so cute
him: ur the cutest...in your little pink boots

^ something like that

Adult Head
10-04-2013, 10:03 AM
i was friends with a guy who went to a rodeo

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Trotskilicious
10-04-2013, 10:24 AM
i went to a bar with some people that posted on face book while they were there and then commented on the thread while at the bar

also they were standing next to each other while they did this

Shallowed
10-04-2013, 06:11 PM
Halloween pretty soon.

Better make plans for which bar to not going to have fun at.

Starla
10-04-2013, 07:33 PM
i was friends with a guy who went to a rodeo with his girlfriend and they were standing together but talking to each other on facebook.

him: standing in line with my baby waiting 2 go inside. she is lookin' damn good.
her: oh my god. i cannot believe your posting on fb right
him: so r u
her: haha we are so cute
him: ur the cutest...in your little pink boots

^ something like that


:hurl:

Lucky Day Spa
10-04-2013, 08:24 PM
i went to a bar with some people that posted on face book while they were there and then commented on the thread while at the bar

classic cool dudes

i guess i had a good time because i didn't remember to spend my evening tapping things into my phone NEXT TIME

Trotskilicious
10-04-2013, 08:34 PM
it's probably the company i keep or the town i live in

bars were fun once upon a time. now i'm just drunk and in public.





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SuckSuckStyle
10-21-2013, 06:13 AM
i'm being dragged out tonight. i don't want to go but it's my last night in town for 3 months and i do enjoy dancing with my friends. just not in the mood.

oh man that was such a fun night. we went to one of the top clubs in KL (barf) and ended up just dancing like crazy for hours and laughing at all the other weird people there. then we got hot dogs and ran down the street and went and got high. good times.

Lucky Day Spa
10-21-2013, 05:50 PM
it's probably the company i keep or the town i live in

bars were fun once upon a time. now i'm just drunk and in public.





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i have arrived at a solution and it involves, well, staying at home and drinking wine, basically. (if you don't like wine, uh, either ignore this or do what i did and apply the steingarten rule: keep at it until you do. also, it helps a lot if you like cooking)

instead of going out and blowing lots of money in bars, i've been diverting those funds to building up a modest cache of wine. the main draw is that it lifts my evening meals to another level, but it also makes catching up with people much more pleasant. it's way more fun to cook for a friend and share a bottle of wine with him/her than go shout at each other in a loud bar for a few hours.

i didn't really know much so i read some books. perhaps i lack sufficient pride/shame, but i found wine for dummies to be a great starting point. i also got secrets of the sommeliers, which is at the other end of the pretension scale but has better food-pairing suggestions.

they've been doing the job so far. last night we had duck legs, braised in stock with shallots, plus a spinach, tangerine & walnut salad, matched with a cheap-ass burgundy pinot noir i found online a few weeks ago. it was marvellous. screw leaving the house

Cool As Ice Cream
08-26-2014, 02:36 AM
ahahaha

myosis
08-26-2014, 08:58 AM
i sometimes like a bar with a good-old cosy tavern atmostphere. laid-back bartender and maybe a pool table that's barely being used.
i played pool with some drunk americans last summer in Bruges.

lots of these bars are now mostly being ruined by TV screens hanging on the walls.

Cool As Ice Cream
08-26-2014, 10:43 AM
you should've done piano man

Bread Regal
08-26-2014, 10:57 AM
lots of these bars are now mostly being ruined by TV screens hanging on the walls.This. It seems every bar needs to be a sports bar now.

Trotskilicious
08-26-2014, 06:24 PM
Come to austin, bars dont do that so often.

Usually im way more interested in whatever nba game is on than the bar

Order 66
08-26-2014, 06:46 PM
the bar i go to has a huge outside patio where you're waited on. has a variety of patrons and it's not too overpriced for being in a good area. also you can go inside and play pool or galaga or watch sports. normally don't like bars but as the philosopher toby keith once said i love this bar

slunken
08-26-2014, 06:58 PM
God is great
Beer is good
People are crazy