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I'm Hardcore
06-23-2013, 03:27 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1002430_10151675527099038_627555124_n.jpg

Order 66
06-23-2013, 03:47 PM
ye olde

I'm Hardcore
06-23-2013, 03:51 PM
*gasping for air*

slunken
06-23-2013, 03:52 PM
this would make a p good movie

yo soy el mejor
06-23-2013, 03:56 PM
That excerpt is pissing me off.

I'm Hardcore
06-23-2013, 03:58 PM
what about the synopsis

yo soy el mejor
06-23-2013, 04:01 PM
i see how it might could be interesting if fleshed out the right way.

Order 66
06-23-2013, 04:01 PM
how dare you hardcore posting things getting laura mad

yo soy el mejor
06-23-2013, 04:02 PM
u sound like grandma, dawg. ^

Order 66
06-23-2013, 04:03 PM
whenever i mad i just down a bunch of takis

yo soy el mejor
06-23-2013, 04:05 PM
i slammed a whole bag of flamin' hot cheetos con limon on a bus-ride home yesterday. i don't play.

yo soy el mejor
06-23-2013, 04:05 PM
i wuzn't mad tho

wHATcOLOR
06-24-2013, 12:52 AM
let's see the full text!

I'm Hardcore
06-24-2013, 02:37 AM
i signed up, in the hopes that i could read the whole thing. NOT AUTHORIZED.

vixnix
06-24-2013, 03:13 AM
Disturbing and yet not wholly unsurprising

killtrocity
06-24-2013, 10:05 PM
i slammed a whole bag of flamin' hot cheetos con limon on a bus-ride home yesterday. i don't play.
I got diarrhea from reading that :hurl:

mxzombie
06-25-2013, 07:32 AM
gotta catch 'em all

Dead Frequency
06-25-2013, 08:08 AM
I find it difficult to believe some dude would be down to beat guts all day and still manage normal conversation I think that would require rainman type focus, only with a dick. Huh. Whoa.

yo soy el mejor
06-25-2013, 10:28 AM
them guts ain't even real.

pavementtune
06-28-2014, 01:40 AM
...

The exploding boy
06-28-2014, 01:44 AM
These guys are a bunch of, pun not originally intended, dicks. Seriously i'm the least prude person but that's just...wow....... all kinds of fucking wrong. In fat i'd find it hard not to find some sort of passive aggressive meaning in such a gift.


anyway speaking of...things like that..gf linked me this article earlier: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/06/26/erotic_teddy_will_lick_you_to_heaven/

That "ad".......(the second one)

Order 66
06-28-2014, 01:57 AM
in america that's pretty standard. i got my boss a sybian and he laughed it off at first but he eventually started using it and enjoying it

noyen
06-28-2014, 02:03 AM
relevenant search. much thread. question retarded. california much customs.

null123
06-28-2014, 02:05 AM
(A search for "gifts" brought up this thread and Christmas, this one is a better fit.)

Met some new people through work, Californians, pretty chill, nice enough.

Last day for me so we went out for drinks together and they (three men) gave me a goodbye gift. A bit odd after only four days together, but I thought maybe they found some joke gift for a foreigner, kinda sweet.

Unwrapped it, and in the middle of a restaurant (with other people on the table) I held this in my hands:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ub5qy-IxcxY/UXC1zgxLVCI/AAAAAAAABL8/laqAtuMStTM/s1600/Accommodator.jpg


Am I a total prude or is it plain wrong to give this to a working acquaintance?
No that is vile

Trotskilicious
06-28-2014, 03:20 AM
californians are shit

Trotskilicious
06-28-2014, 03:20 AM
<i>HUMAN SHIT</I>

noyen
06-28-2014, 03:34 AM
but Hitler and skat porn didn't come from California.

The exploding boy
06-28-2014, 10:20 AM
Are we sure about scat porn?


And maybe hitler didn't come from cali (again though are we sure?), but who puts hitler in a fair amout of films!?!?!?! HOLLYWOOD. Obviously they're in love with him.

reprise85
06-28-2014, 07:38 PM
(A search for "gifts" brought up this thread and Christmas, this one is a better fit.)

Met some new people through work, Californians, pretty chill, nice enough.

Last day for me so we went out for drinks together and they (three men) gave me a goodbye gift. A bit odd after only four days together, but I thought maybe they found some joke gift for a foreigner, kinda sweet.

Unwrapped it, and in the middle of a restaurant (with other people on the table) I held this in my hands:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ub5qy-IxcxY/UXC1zgxLVCI/AAAAAAAABL8/laqAtuMStTM/s1600/Accommodator.jpg


Am I a total prude or is it plain wrong to give this to a working acquaintance?

...the fuck?

JokeyLoki
06-29-2014, 12:45 AM
What was their reaction when you opened it? What was the conversation after that?

That's fucked up.

The exploding boy
06-29-2014, 01:13 AM
You should have said "alright which one of you wants to start and bend over now?"

And when they'd have laughed said with a straight face" no but seriously"

Trotskilicious
06-29-2014, 04:37 AM
yeah it seems like something even david brent would think was a bad idea...are you sure the person who gave you that didn't make EVERYONE uncomfortable?

duovamp
06-29-2014, 07:10 AM
If you're not going to use it, can I have it?

Future Boy
06-29-2014, 11:17 AM
cant believe someone did a search for something before making a thread

pavementtune
06-29-2014, 11:56 AM
speaking of gifts
maybe some of you who never look at the SP side of this board want this

Pastichio Medley's In the Arms of Sheep, full song
https://www.sendspace.com/file/4j67s4