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pavementtune
04-14-2013, 12:52 AM
despite all my weight I can still sort of masturbate




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the world is a french fry, soaked in gre-ee-ease
secret employers, only want thin-and-pretties
and what do i eat, when i get hu-u-ngry
kit kat lasagna, cheez whiz and bacon bit spaghetti
even though i'm o-bese and oh so slow
i will suck your soul, like a cream-filled doooo-nut
despite all my weight i am still gonna eat all your cake
despite all my weight i will still have that gallon milkshake
someone will say my employment options are what's at stake
despite all my weight i am still gonna eat all your cake
now i'm naked, looking like a white whale
you know i'll eat it, as long as it's on sale
and what do you want, that isn't on the menu
you vegan hippie, i may as well eat you
even though i'm o-bese and oh so slow
i will suck your soul like a 3 liter sooooda
despite all my weight i will still eat what's on your plate
despite all my weight i can still sort of masturbaaate
someone will say i'm a useless waste of space
despite all my weight i will drain your emotional STATE
sell me all your cheap junk food
tell me i don't have a clue
jesus was a handsome jew now
stuff my face til i turn blue
jesus was a handsome jew, for you
despite all my weight i will still have a large milkshake
despite all my weight i will drain your emotional state
then someone will say i should brush my teeth 3 times a day
despite all my weight i am still gonna eat all that CAAAAKE
...drain...state...
sell me all your cheap junk food
tell me i don't have a clue
jesus was a handsome jew for youu
a 12pk of bud and a whole cheesecake
20pc mcnuggets and a donut that is glazed
i don't give a fuck that i'm so overweight
now hand me that industrial sized jar of mayonnaise

great poster
04-14-2013, 01:43 AM
cool haven't heard a BWBW parody before

CrabbMan
04-14-2013, 03:00 AM
That makes me want to write parody pumpkins songs

whywontyoulistn
04-14-2013, 04:13 AM
Maybe this isn't as funny without the context. The O-board has (at least partially) redeemed itself.

http://www.smashingpumpkins.com/board_new/index.php?showtopic=22429&st=0

Kahlo
04-14-2013, 04:48 AM
It says the topic doesn't exist. Do you need an o-board account to view it?

If so, not worth it.

whywontyoulistn
04-14-2013, 05:05 AM
Oh well. It was basically a fat fuck whinging for 4 pages that everyone discriminates against fat people and using that as an excuse to wallow in self-pity and not do anything with his life. Oh yes, and trying to get everyone to feel sorry for him whilst at the same time attacking anyone who tried to offer advice/sympathy. Key phrase: "Die of cancer". Duly shot down in flames.

killtrocity
04-14-2013, 02:50 PM
http://www.gamefaqs.com/poll/index.html?poll=5054

Trotskilicious
05-05-2013, 04:13 PM
all i'm sayin is that people don't need to be mean to fatties

reprise85
05-05-2013, 06:10 PM
we're pretty fucking mean to ourselves u know

Sonic Johnny
05-05-2013, 07:47 PM
not gonna lie, I sighed bemusedly at "jesus was a handsome jew, for you"

slunken
05-06-2013, 05:34 PM
son of a bitch with hamburger wings

slunken
05-06-2013, 05:36 PM
song title by SP was originally inspired by chicken wings in the sauce description - FACT

slunken
05-08-2013, 01:34 PM
multi-track with butch vig fader wings

june_soma
05-09-2013, 11:47 AM
Damn, I thought it said "Muggles with Butterfly Wings". I've been waiting for a more indept Corgan/Voldemort/song writing-thread.

june_soma
05-09-2013, 11:54 AM
despite all my weight I can still sort of masturbate



Now I'm naked.

Kahlo
05-11-2013, 03:24 PM
Are you ever clothed?

Butt Pope
05-12-2013, 12:21 AM
Hungry, hungry again

pavementtune
06-11-2015, 02:03 PM
AAAZTECCCC

give me back my favorite SP song!

please?

FoolofaTook
06-11-2015, 02:35 PM
Oh well. It was basically a fat fuck whinging for 4 pages that everyone discriminates against fat people and using that as an excuse to wallow in self-pity and not do anything with his life. Oh yes, and trying to get everyone to feel sorry for him whilst at the same time attacking anyone who tried to offer advice/sympathy. Key phrase: "Die of cancer". Duly shot down in flames.

T-Lish and LDS had a love child?