View Full Version : friday night im drunk thread


reprise85
04-12-2013, 09:18 PM
what are you all up to

im watching the second paradise lost movie right now

drunk on cheap wine

life is ok

hbu?

Sonic Johnny
04-12-2013, 09:22 PM
it's Saturday afternoon here. I'm wearing a hangover, my football team lost by 4 points last night in a nail biter so i tied one on. Watching the new Archer, drinking coffee, doing a bit of studio work.

Order 66
04-12-2013, 10:12 PM
got back from the sushi bar.. did my customary friday night sake bombs. going to down a few more beers but i have to work tomorrow so i can't overdo it. plus i need to pack my shit.. moving next week but i haven't even begun to pack. long weekend ahead.. hope i just dont sit around and smoke the whole time :/

reprise85
04-12-2013, 10:18 PM
sounds stressful

Order 66
04-12-2013, 10:23 PM
moving has been a pure pain in the ass. the leasing office at my current place can't get my shit right, the office at my upcoming place can't get my shit right.. i STILL don't know if i'm approved for the unit i want but i went out on a limb and transferred my electricity and internet there for next week anyway. its been this huge back and forth

on the bright side.. i'm getting the fuck out of this shit hole and couldn't be happier. it was okay for the time but its time to get the fuck out and i'm on cloud 9

TuralyonW3
04-12-2013, 10:35 PM
Really good IPA and Cream Ale and miso pizza and pork belly risotto. And weed!

duovamp
04-12-2013, 10:37 PM
Already got my drunk on and sobered up. :( Way ahead of you cats.

duovamp
04-12-2013, 10:38 PM
1.5 liters of Yuengling later... YOLO

reprise85
04-12-2013, 10:44 PM
yeah im debating opening another bottle but i dont think i will

Sonic Johnny
04-12-2013, 10:46 PM
don't do it. That was my mistake last night.

Dead Frequency
04-12-2013, 10:48 PM
Lol! http://static.tvfanatic.com/files/as-the-world-turns-pic.jpg

reprise85
04-12-2013, 10:56 PM
my kitty dont mess around because she loves to purr and this i know for sure

reprise85
04-12-2013, 10:57 PM
oops wrong thread OH WELL

pavementtune
04-12-2013, 11:04 PM
Everybody else went out to get as drunk as possible. Instead I had dinner with a lady in her 80ies at the table, who made me look at a handbag full of pics of her grandchildren and their brats.

Starla
04-12-2013, 11:27 PM
n/m

Future Boy
04-12-2013, 11:34 PM
watching static waiting for it to change

Starla
04-12-2013, 11:42 PM
I'm actually thinking about watching this

http://i45.tinypic.com/ayu0io.jpg

Starla
04-12-2013, 11:42 PM
I killed my BFF LOL

Sonic Johnny
04-12-2013, 11:43 PM
miso pizza

tell me more

SuckSuckStyle
04-13-2013, 12:00 AM
saturday at 1pm. drinking cold tea. hungry. no groceries. was supposed to head up to magic river today to camp and get out of the city for a while. but i'm moving slow. maybe tomorrow.

drank last night. went to some private girl party with terrible music.

right now i just want to get high and eat a lot of food. i think this is a very real possibility.

i should have gotten up at 9, gone running and left for the river but i am a fail.

Sonic Johnny
04-13-2013, 12:09 AM
anyone else watching the Coachella stream?

Future Boy
04-13-2013, 02:11 AM
static changed, great stuff

Trotskilicious
04-13-2013, 02:25 AM
i'm not drunk, i'm sad again, go life

Dead Frequency
04-13-2013, 02:56 AM
I wonder if we could get sponsors for like a real world netphoria. We could make dough and hate on each other a bunch and stuff.

Starla
04-13-2013, 03:00 AM
static changed, great stuff

are you watching NK state tv?

Future Boy
04-13-2013, 04:06 AM
listening to numbers stations

Eulogy
04-13-2013, 12:29 PM
i got drunk enough to do karaoke last night. not alone at least. but uh :erm:

Adult Head
04-13-2013, 12:46 PM
saturday morning i'm woodworking post

Eulogy
04-13-2013, 01:09 PM
:think:

Future Boy
04-13-2013, 02:00 PM
what, hes woodworking. when do you do your woodworking?


static is unchanged, bummer.

reprise85
04-13-2013, 02:10 PM
saturday afternoon going in for a short shift at work post

Eulogy
04-13-2013, 02:15 PM
Saturday afternoon eating Indian food and watching hockey.

Maybe doing some grilling later :rockon:

pavementtune
04-13-2013, 02:56 PM
i'm not drunk, i'm sad again, go life

Mhm. Must be another sads virus, I caught it too.

null123
04-14-2013, 01:13 AM
I'm happy I have a cool shirt

Future Boy
04-14-2013, 03:05 AM
...post

null123
04-14-2013, 03:11 AM
present

SuckSuckStyle
04-14-2013, 06:47 AM
saturday night:

3 beers
3 joints
3 girls (+me)
indian food delivery
lots of cigarettes
jazz
5 hours of scrabble

Starla
04-14-2013, 07:29 AM
I didn't have a good night last night. I went out with a co worker (as friends) to see a movie. About an hour into the movie I realized his intentions were more than that of a friend as he tried to hold my hand and put his arm around me. My breaking point came when he farted in the car and I was trapped in it because we were on the highway.

Xteenmachine
04-14-2013, 07:46 AM
are things now going to be awkward at work?

Trotskilicious
04-14-2013, 07:57 AM
last time i was with a girl i had some gas but i saved it in and then after she was dozing i went into the bathroom and let loose a barrage of like 9 or 10 farts

and it felt so gooood

SuckSuckStyle
04-14-2013, 08:05 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

farting. classic.

Starla
04-14-2013, 06:08 PM
are things now going to be awkward at work?

He insisted that we see GI Joe, when I really wanted to see olympus has fallen. He made weird grunting noises during the movie when eating the pop corn, like a humming sound when he eats. In the truck all the way to drop me off, constant farting and shifting in his seat. I like how he turned up the radio to try and distract me from the smell.

Yeah it might be awkward.

Starla
04-14-2013, 06:09 PM
last time i was with a girl i had some gas but i saved it in and then after she was dozing i went into the bathroom and let loose a barrage of like 9 or 10 farts

and it felt so gooood

well, at least you didn't do this when she's right next to you :)

Trotskilicious
04-14-2013, 08:06 PM
no that would be terrible

Eulogy
04-14-2013, 08:10 PM
sunday night just got back from watching the masters and doing this:

http://deadspin.com/how-to-barbecue-chicken-thighs-a-guide-for-people-who-5939738

we kept worrying we were fucking things up but they ended up being delicious. would recommend.

reprise85
04-14-2013, 09:46 PM
im pretty drunk guys

pavementtune
04-14-2013, 11:50 PM
Wine?
I promised myself to stay away from all the drinks-every-night thing. Worked for three days, then tonight it would have been just rude to say no. Being drunk alone in a hotel room is just meh. Either I kill the mini bar or I end up watching random TV shit till I'm sober enough to sleep. I'm gonna flip a coin to decide.

reprise85
04-14-2013, 11:54 PM
yeah finished my wine

i drank four bottles of wine this week. gotta cool it.

also i dont feel drunk at all anymore after only two hours

pavementtune
04-15-2013, 12:01 AM
I stay away from wine. During college we used to have these nice sitting together, discussing bullshit evenings. After a while I could drink 2 bottles within 3 hours and still walk. Some red wine is just so good that I won't stop drinking before I'm completely wasted.

vixnix
04-15-2013, 12:10 AM
Something in wine makes me rilly sick if I drink more than two glasses. I hardly ever drink more than one now.

pavementtune
04-15-2013, 12:25 AM
I drank lots of tab water besides the wine, and ate Grissinis.
Nowadays I tend to feel sick after very little wine, beer, or champagne, for whatever reason my body reacts more friendly to stronger alcohol. This is 40.

reprise85
04-20-2013, 07:32 PM
i was like woah

D.
04-20-2013, 07:48 PM
i've been on hydrocodone pillz all day (last of the supply, booo) and i should probably drink a little tonight. what could go wrong?:smoke:

reprise85
04-20-2013, 07:51 PM
what did you get the hydro for

assuming you got it legally of course

Order 66
04-20-2013, 07:52 PM
i'm in front of the liquor store right now. going to get a sixer and big bottle of craft beer.. cat-sitting at a mcmansion tonight.. brought my vaporizer. gonna pulg it in in front of the 90" tv and not do a damn thing

D.
04-20-2013, 08:27 PM
what did you get the hydro for

assuming you got it legally of course

skimmed it from my dad with his permission. it was s'posed to be for mah ballz but the vasectomy didn't hurt all that much.

reprise85
04-20-2013, 08:46 PM
cool. how did that go anyway

D.
04-20-2013, 09:56 PM
needle to numb was whatever, when he was tooling around in mah sack it felt like someone flicking me in the nuts but it was tolerable.

i've been on hydrocodone ever since so i dunno if it was supposed to hurt afterwards.:smoke: probably not though; it was a no-scalpel affair with minimum damage

reprise85
04-20-2013, 10:24 PM
admit it - you just got snipped to get high for a few days.

D.
04-20-2013, 11:30 PM
TAKE PILLS ERRDAY

kelsome
04-20-2013, 11:46 PM
Sitting at home alone. Just got off work 30 min ago. i don't know what to do with myself. I feel like I've been on the verge all day.

kelsome
04-20-2013, 11:48 PM
My friend told me today that she and her husband found a gym bag full of drugs on the side of the road today. Weed, ecstasy and heroin she says. She seemed annoyed with me when I asked what she was going to do with it.

D.
04-20-2013, 11:50 PM
that's a legitimate question, what's her prob :mad:

kelsome
04-20-2013, 11:53 PM
I don't know. She didn't seem to want to talk to me. People are the worst!

Maybe she didn't like me suggesting that they should turn it in or something.

kelsome
04-20-2013, 11:57 PM
now i'm looking up people from the past on the internet.

slunken
04-21-2013, 01:07 AM
this doesn't help my thinking that every bundled bag on the side of the highway contains either a body or drugs

yo soy el mejor
04-21-2013, 01:49 AM
i be feelin' very flat lately. still know how to snack, though. soon i will have pizza, takis, and san pelligrino grapefruit beverage. :|

but i haven't eaten since last night. and it's already tomorrow.

duovamp
04-22-2013, 07:18 PM
Had to crush this growler before the beer went bad. :\

reprise85
04-22-2013, 09:34 PM
my wine's gonna go bad. had to take a couple days off and come down to miami... my sisters in the hospital with some gallbladder/liver issues going on. has to at least have her gallbladder out but might have to have another surgery first on a blockage that she might have... gonna be here until wednesday afternoon and my family's going to have to figure out who is coming here next... i really cant miss more work unfortunately, i mean unless something super serious happens or w/e

toase
12-26-2014, 08:42 PM
I've just finished a bottle of sparkling wine because of that "it's gonna go bad" excuse
hello

Order 66
12-26-2014, 08:50 PM
whatup with the necrobump

toase
12-26-2014, 08:54 PM
Oh wow, I guess it's the wrong Friday Night Drunk Thread

I'm drunk and I've connected the laptop to the TV so I can't really read the dates, sorry about that

Order 66
12-26-2014, 09:03 PM
its cool bro

*rests hand on your leg

toase
12-26-2014, 09:06 PM
gonna get more drinks, do you want any?
*trying to figure out why your hand is in my leg

vixnix
12-26-2014, 09:21 PM
I could do with a drink right now.

I'm at work and I have to drive home. And I work for my church. But still.

toase
12-26-2014, 09:26 PM
Hmm interesting, what do you do exactly?

vixnix
12-26-2014, 09:27 PM
mostly unpack the dishwasher and take up my duty as part of the 24 prayer vigil to ward off evil spirits from church premises.

Trotskilicious
12-26-2014, 09:28 PM
My friend told me today that she and her husband found a gym bag full of drugs on the side of the road today. Weed, ecstasy and heroin she says. She seemed annoyed with me when I asked what she was going to do with it.

the answer should always be "go to vegas & do all the drugs"

toase
12-26-2014, 09:29 PM
wow, I've been there

I usually took a nap pretending I was praying, I guess I'm going to hell

Hell I'm so drunk I could start my own religion

I'm a golden god

Trotskilicious
12-26-2014, 09:31 PM
Had to crush this growler before the beer went bad. :\

isn't that why growlers are popular? so people can have an excuse to drink a jug full of beer

toase
12-26-2014, 09:32 PM
you know
those people you are talking to
they could be dead by now

vixnix
12-26-2014, 09:33 PM
Having read a fair bit of the old testament now, I'd have to advise you against making yourself into a god and starting your own religion. It never seems to end well.

To be fair...nothing seems to end well, in the Old Testament. So I guess...take my advice with a grain of salt.

Trotskilicious
12-26-2014, 09:34 PM
you know
those people you are talking to
they could be dead by now

i'm very aware of that, in fact i'd say quite a few of them are

Trotskilicious
12-26-2014, 09:36 PM
like the woman who called me about rooms for her sister because she forced herself out of hospice because they were "killing her" and that she had an anal blockage so bad that she shit out of her mouth, and her body was all misshapen and smelled like rotten meat because she was so full of cancer

they wanted a place for her sister to stay because their mother didn't want to have someone die in her house because it would lower the value

i mean people are charming and amazing aren't they

Trotskilicious
12-26-2014, 09:36 PM
that person probably died hours after that call

toase
12-26-2014, 09:39 PM
Thanks, I'm a bit sober now

Trotskilicious
12-26-2014, 09:40 PM
hey no problem!

sppunk
12-26-2014, 09:45 PM
like the woman who called me about rooms for her sister because she forced herself out of hospice because they were "killing her" and that she had an anal blockage so bad that she shit out of her mouth, and her body was all misshapen and smelled like rotten meat because she was so full of cancer

they wanted a place for her sister to stay because their mother didn't want to have someone die in her house because it would lower the value

i mean people are charming and amazing aren't they

Hospice is an amazing organization, what a sad individual.

toase
12-26-2014, 09:48 PM
Since I've invented my own drink I'm drinking more right now
I tried to make tequila sunset (sunrise?) but couldn't find the ingredients, so I made it with redcurrant syrup, rum, curaçao blue (orange liquor) and oj and it tastes amazing, though it doesn't resemble an actual sunset, I call it toxic sunset

hey I think I'm drunk again

Trotskilicious
12-26-2014, 10:14 PM
Hospice is an amazing organization

hospice is a thing not an organization

(lololol)

reprise85
12-26-2014, 11:29 PM
i just got home from work. tired

sppunk
12-26-2014, 11:31 PM
hospice is a thing not an organization

(lololol)

If there isn't a national overseeing organization there are reginal ones.

My aunt had hospice ease her into death from pancreatic cancer when she was 43, they are angels IMO.

toase
12-26-2014, 11:34 PM
i just got home from work. tired

You always make me feel a shitty human being
I love you for that though

I am a shitty human being afterall

Trotskilicious
12-26-2014, 11:39 PM
If there isn't a national overseeing organization there are reginal ones.

My aunt had hospice ease her into death from pancreatic cancer when she was 43, they are angels IMO.

stop trying to split hairs to save face, you barely know what it is

toase
12-26-2014, 11:49 PM
I'm having my third queijo coalho stick barbecue, sometimes I love to be brazilian

toase
12-27-2014, 12:28 AM
I'm so drunk I can't get off my couch

HELP MEEEEEEE

toase
12-27-2014, 12:36 AM
I'll just sleep here
goodnight

have a lovely réveillon you all