View Full Version : if u owned a bar what would u call it?


noyen
01-10-2013, 03:05 AM
pussy milk tavern
the bar
the relief society
goth girls & pretzels

Trotskilicious
01-10-2013, 03:07 AM
Rubber Ducky
The Hipster's Head
McNulty's

noyen
01-10-2013, 03:07 AM
hell
before something bad happens
rainbows vomitorium

noyen
01-10-2013, 03:10 AM
money laundry
XrelationshipX
dull edge

Order 66
01-10-2013, 03:11 AM
noyen's gloryhole gay bar

noyen
01-10-2013, 03:13 AM
i'd hang out there.

noyen
01-10-2013, 03:13 AM
i'd be the hole.

Trotskilicious
01-10-2013, 03:16 AM
hippopotamus pete's

noyen
01-10-2013, 03:16 AM
bill murray's house

noyen
01-10-2013, 03:19 AM
decline of western civilization 2

Trotskilicious
01-10-2013, 03:19 AM
Drinky McQuietly's

Trotskilicious
01-10-2013, 03:28 AM
The Void (in Our Lives)

Cool As Ice Cream
01-10-2013, 03:32 AM
the beershack.

Cool As Ice Cream
01-10-2013, 03:50 AM
bar trotsky.

Cool As Ice Cream
01-10-2013, 03:50 AM
montyphoria.

Luke de Spa
01-10-2013, 03:57 AM
colin o'sexy's

vixnix
01-10-2013, 04:17 AM
Asperger Burgers

ohnoitsbonnie
01-10-2013, 04:21 AM
il bar

Euronomus
01-10-2013, 04:24 AM
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Cool As Ice Cream
01-10-2013, 04:27 AM
925

Cool As Ice Cream
01-10-2013, 04:28 AM
(dolly parton themed bar)

pavementtune
01-10-2013, 05:06 AM
South of No North

Swordfishtrombones

Deep Throat

pavementtune
01-10-2013, 05:11 AM
Fitzcarraldo

pavementtune
01-10-2013, 05:14 AM
Marianas Trench

Starla
01-10-2013, 06:59 AM
The Longbranch Saloon.

My gparents owned a hole in the wall bar and that's what it was called. It was a lot like Cheers where every one knew who you were, and if you were gone more than a couple of days people would worry about you.

cocksure
01-10-2013, 07:49 AM
probably something cheesy and lotr-ish like "the gnoll-wizard's lair"

sppunk
01-10-2013, 10:12 AM
East of West
Tsar
Headlines and Deadlines
The Corner Store

mpp
01-10-2013, 10:36 AM
i actually like money laundry

here are a few good ones from atlanta that i like: the local, the wrecking bar, the dark horse, the righteous room


anyway, i think i'd go with something simple like Matt's or whatever

yo soy el mejor
01-10-2013, 11:00 AM
pool party

******

it is what it is

moco loco

shut up and drink

sober up

solutions and problems

the golden butt-nugget

There was an old place in Dallas that was a laundromat and bar and it was called bar of soap. I always liked that name- it was closed down way, way, way before I was old enough to drink.

whywontyoulistn
01-10-2013, 11:14 AM
the Thalidomide Arms

Cool As Ice Cream
01-10-2013, 11:48 AM
in a bar under the sea

teh b0lly!!1
01-10-2013, 11:53 AM
teh fuckhole

slunken
01-10-2013, 01:36 PM
lesbian sports bar - THE MITT

pale_princess
01-10-2013, 01:47 PM
lesbian sports bar - THE MITT

i like this.

slunken
01-10-2013, 01:51 PM
thanks - that's the frontrunner in my very small list of million dollar ideas :/

pale_princess
01-10-2013, 01:52 PM
i'd probably name my bar something after a reference from a favorite tv show or something.

riggins' rigs would be the frontrunner.

hnibos
01-10-2013, 02:04 PM
The Banana Stand

slunken
01-10-2013, 02:06 PM
there are two really weird bars nearby one is called
this is "the office"
http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb14/slunken_2007/ScreenShot2013-01-10at125605PM_zps9ba2d317.png
and this is
"someplace else"
http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb14/slunken_2007/ScreenShot2013-01-10at10259PM_zps266aec8d.png

Trotskilicious
01-10-2013, 02:07 PM
we got one called poodle dog lounge that i always found amusing

and then there's the fratboy paradise "THE LIBRARY" which is some kind of joke so you can tell ur moms that ur going 2 teh library and not be lieying lol lets fuck some whores bro

slunken
01-10-2013, 02:08 PM
i'm sure "the office" was named under similar pretenses

killtrocity
01-10-2013, 02:10 PM
Would make great situational comedy.

GRANDMA FOR THE LAST TIME I'M GOING TO THE LIBRARY!

Oh whatcha studying dear>?

HUMAN ANATOMY!

*cue LAUGH TRACK hahahahahahahahahahaha!*

:dammit:

Trotskilicious
01-10-2013, 02:11 PM
see if i was writing that, the guy would be this big douchey football player and he'd say something like "Uh. Rape?"

slunken
01-10-2013, 02:15 PM
haha good comic guys

slunken
01-10-2013, 02:15 PM
in mine the final panel is a screenshot of mike tyson's punchout

reprise85
01-10-2013, 02:37 PM
free booze

Trotskilicious
01-10-2013, 02:37 PM
The Reach Around

Elvis The Fat Years
01-10-2013, 03:28 PM
Tongue Punch the Fart Box

yo soy el mejor
01-10-2013, 04:30 PM
my cousin gloria took me to the library when i was 18- not sure how i got in- and i don't remember there being any frat boys. austin is so whack now.

yo soy el mejor
01-10-2013, 04:31 PM
ain't nothin' weird about it.

Trotskilicious
01-10-2013, 04:33 PM
is that what you base your whole opinion on, going to tourist town when you were 18

yo soy el mejor
01-10-2013, 04:35 PM
nah, i have lots of family out there and still do. visited a lot and spent every summer there with my cousin from the age of 8-14. said cousin started a non-profit out there and now does advocacy work in L.A, but her non-profit is still being run by volunteers in austin. she was 1 of 5 'women we love' in austin magazine around '05 and in latina magizine also for her work. i love her, too.

i base my opinion on how it used to be and how it is now. people like you are part of what you're complaining about, i'd say.

duovamp
01-10-2013, 06:58 PM
Wigglers
Piano Man's
The Silver Bullet
The Yukon Cornelius Tavern
Grundle Barn
Lady Sorrow
Professor PJ Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery

duovamp
01-10-2013, 07:02 PM
The Spider's Web (lesbian bar)
Planet Cock (gay bar)
Milk Only (Mormon bar)

duovamp
01-10-2013, 07:02 PM
"Do you have any beer?"
"Get out."

null123
01-11-2013, 02:15 AM
Feminism Bar

slunken
01-11-2013, 02:17 AM
hahaha